Urban: I have a new identity every week

Su Xun crouched in front of the mobile phone, watching more and more comments from netizens, the corners of his mouth turned up, Wang Zhi looked down on him.

What a bunch of stupid human beings, I only need to take two random videos to get their money out of their pockets.

Suddenly, Su Xun was taken aback, "Damn it, why did my mental activity become a little weird?"

My essence is also human!

Just a temporary cameo as a cat.

Forget it, don’t worry about it, just sit back and wait for the video to go viral and collect money.

I can't lie dead today, I have to go out and find a shortcut to improve my cultivation.

As a person who is used to taking shortcuts, asking him to follow the steps step by step is forcing him.

Su Xun jumped onto Xiaoer's body and grabbed the hair on its neck: "Let's go!"

Xiao Er looked back at him, drooped his head, and lay motionless on the ground.

"Stupid dog, do you have to let me talk to you with body language?"

Su Xun grabbed its ass with one paw.

"Ow—"

Xiao Er was in pain, and shot up in an instant, carried Su Xun to the door, Su Xun opened the door, then a cat and a dog walked out, Su Xun closed the door again.

In fact, Xiaoer is still very smart, and knows what Su Xun wants him to do, but he is a bit cheap, non-violent and non-cooperative ⊙ω⊙.

Xiaoer is his mount, Zhao Ziling is his servant, and Su Xun has ruled the family.

"I won't treat you badly until the day I complete the task and restore my cultivation base."

Riding on the dog's back, Su Xun looked down on the world and made a big deal for his mount.

Although old people often say that riding a dog rots pants, crotch.

But Su Xun is not afraid, he is now a cat.

After getting out of the elevator, Xiao Er became excited and rushed out of the community with Su Xun on his back.

Su Xunche dog galloped towards an original ecological forest park on the outskirts.

"Fuck! What did I see? Daughter-in-law, let's not talk about it, I just saw a cat riding a dog overtaking my car!"

"My god, I can't masturbate at night anymore, I'm starting to hallucinate."

"Wori! What's going on..."

Along the way, everyone who saw this scene was stunned and confused.

Someone reacted and wanted to take a photo, but Xiao Er's speed was too fast, and it was impossible to take a clear picture.

Someone is posting online.

"Guys, I just saw a cat and a dog galloping down the road, speeding too fast."

"Then you can report to the traffic police and avoid traffic accidents (funny dog ​​head)."

"I'm laughing to death, why don't you say that a rabbit riding a tortoise is speeding?"

"We are sand sculptures, not stupid beeps. If you don't have pictures, you can call it a dick, and you won't make drafts for bragging."

"Upstairs, I can testify for the landlord. The landlord is not telling lies, because I saw it just now, and I thought I was dazzled."

"Then there are two possibilities. One is that you are really dazzled, and the other is that you are the owner's trumpet."

Many people posted similar posts on the Internet or in Moments, but no one believed it.

...............

Baiyun Chinese website headquarters.

Zhao Ziling felt exhausted. As a male editor in charge, many people asked her to write a book.

But most of them looked at the selfies in her space, and then tried to ask her to drive under the guise of opening a book.

She hated this kind of phenomenon deeply. Although the selfie had been deleted, this group of authors who wrote books and rarely saw women had already preserved it, making it circulated on the author forum.

Then the newcomer asked which editor would be better to go to Baiyun, and the forum answered unanimously: Ziyun.

Her editor's name is Ziyun.

Then the newcomer asked why?

Answer: Because she has long legs and looks good-looking, I heard that she is still single, is that enough?

Newcomer: Enough is enough, I fully meet my publishing requirements. It doesn't matter what the editor looks like, the important thing is ability.

They can all look good, this is the embodiment of ability, and a good editor can be seen at first glance.

After helping the author deal with the matter, Zhao Ziling started to open the mailbox to read the manuscript.

"Zi Ling Zi Ling, watch this video quickly, this cat and this dog are so interesting."

Suddenly, the female colleague next to her tapped her arm, and then moved the phone sideways in front of her so that she could see the screen clearly.

Zhao Ziling glanced casually, and couldn't help but smile on her face.

Then I was taken aback suddenly, wait, why do this cat and this dog look so familiar?

Then her eyes widened suddenly.

Isn't this the master and the second child?

Zhao Ziling took out her mobile phone and opened the Moyin APP. Sure enough, her account ID and avatar were changed, and there was an extra video work.

Is it really the two of them?

Zhao Ziling felt a little dazed, then opened the search engine, and searched for a question: What if my cat thinks I'm stupid?

Master is too smart, Zhao Ziling is really worried about being rejected.

Then her face changed again, how did the master know where her old cell phone was kept?How do you know the power-on password?And how did she know the account password of her Moyin APP?

For a while, countless question marks filled her mind, making her more and more puzzled.

I really want to go back to get off work now.

...............

She didn't see Su Xun even when she went back.

At this time, Su Xun had successfully arrived at the original ecological forest park outside the city on his own mount.

Xiao Er was as tired as a dog, following behind with his head drooping, his long tongue sticking out.

Su Xunren stood up, with his hands behind his back, and walked in the forest with his back on his back.

Wherever the aura is strong, he will go there.

Finally he found what he was looking for.

By a river, a four or five-year-old girl in denim overalls is holding an orchid in her hand. The flower is blue and crystal clear.

A strong spiritual energy was emanating from above, making Su Xun salivate.

A tent was set up not far away, and a group of adults were fishing there, obviously out for a wild trip.

Well, now comes the question, how to deceive that orchid from the little girl... I was wrong, how should I come here?

The little girl was also stunned when she saw him and Xiao Er, and then ran over with a smile on her face, and said in a childish voice:

"Dog, big cat, play with me."

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 648

A group of parents were fishing, playing cards, and talking loudly by the river, not paying attention to their children at all.

What a bunch of irresponsible parents.

That is to say, I met a good person like me, otherwise, maybe the child was kidnapped and sold without knowing it.

Su Xun walked over with Xiao Er, pretending to play with the little girl, it was funny, which made her giggle, and then put the orchid down.

It's now!

Su Xun opened his mouth to pick up the orchid on the ground, jumped up and sat on the dog's back, and Xiao Er ran away.

Little girl, don't trust anyone or animals easily. Today, my brother will teach you what cruelty in society is (?ω?).

Seeing a cat and a dog running away, the little girl was stunned for a moment, then sat on the ground with a wow and cried loudly.

"What's wrong with Tuantuan, Tuantuan."

Hearing the crying, the careless parent finally dropped the fishing rod in his hand and ran over.

The little girl wiped her tears, pointed at the direction where Su Xun was escaping, and choked up, "The cat... the big cat, the cat tricked my Huahua away, woohoo, my Huahua..."

Her father's face turned pale when he heard this, and secretly blamed himself for his carelessness. There might be wild animals in the mountains and he let his daughter run around.

Fortunately, the beast just took away the beautiful orchid, and did not do anything to his daughter, so he quickly comforted her.

"Okay, okay, don't cry, don't cry, dad will take you to see the fish, okay, let's go."

...............

"Wah Ka Ka Ka...Wah Ka Ka Ka..."

The dog galloped in the mountains and forests, Su Xun held an orchid in his arms, and let out a joyful laugh.

Of course, the laughter that falls on the ears of other people and animals is just a meowing sound.

Although it is not appropriate to lie to the little girl, he is a cat now. Since he is a cat, what morals are there.

At worst, it would be nice to repay that little girl in the future, and this orchid was not in vain.

"Xiaoer, stop behind the rock in front."

When Su Xun spoke, he knew that the stupid dog couldn't understand, so he used body language to make him understand.

Stopping behind a boulder, Su Xun was about to stuff the orchid into his mouth.

Then he suddenly noticed that Xiao Er was salivating and staring at the orchid in his arms.

After hesitating for a moment, looking at the orchids with only three in total, he picked one for Li Xiaoer.

Xiao Er's eyes lit up, he quickly swallowed it, and then howled in comfort, his dog's eyes became clearer and more agile.

Su Xun also swallowed the remaining two flowers, crazily absorbing spiritual power to enrich himself, breakthrough in cultivation, entered the late stage of refining and transforming Qi, and was only one step away from the peak.

Su Xun glanced at the orchid grass whose flowers had been removed, chewed it up and swallowed it.

Mosquitoes are meat no matter how small they are.

It was the medicinal power of the last bluegrass that helped him cross that hurdle, break through, the early stage of transformation.

The head has grown a lot, standing on four legs, about as tall as an adult's calf, it can be said that he is a macho among cats.

In the state of transforming gods, the next step is not to rush to improve your cultivation, but to refine your bones so that you can speak. Typing to communicate is too troublesome.

After breaking through the transformation of the gods, the spiritual energy in the body is more abundant, but unfortunately, as a stray cat with ordinary blood, it has not awakened any natal spells.

And before turning into a human form, there was no way to practice the spells in his memory, so if he was in danger now, he could only rely on his own brute force.

"Go, go home."

Su Xun jumped on Xiao Er's back, Xiao Er let out a howl, and Sa Yazi ran wildly.

After swallowing an orchid, his IQ has been significantly improved, and he listens to Su Xun even more. After all, there are benefits.

When the cat and the dog came home, Zhao Ziling hadn't left work yet.

Su Xun opened the Magic Sound APP, and glanced at the data. In half a day, the number of views has reached 500 million, and the number of likes has exceeded 300 million.

Zhao Ziling's Moyin account has gained 130 million fans, and there are countless private messages in the background.

Most of them are advertisers, and some ask if the cat is for sale, and what breed the cat is.

Su Xun curled his lips and replied one by one.

For all advertisers, he first searches the Internet, and then decides whether to accept or not to accept products that are not deceiving.