Urban: I have a new identity every week

"Hey...why don't you eat it?" Zhao Ziling was puzzled when she saw this, don't cats eat dog food?

Su Xun raised his paw and pointed at the braised pork ribs: "I want to eat that."

"Meow meow meow..."

"No, you will hurt your stomach if you eat these things." Zhao Ziling understood and refused.

Hearing this, Su Xun unceremoniously put the cat's paws into the rib plate and stirred it, well, these are mine now.

Zhao Ziling is about to collapse: "My ribs!"

Su Xun didn't care about her, and started to eat deliciously.

I have to say that Zhao Ziling's craftsmanship is really good and delicious.

"If you spoil your stomach, I'll have to spend money to see a doctor for you." Zhao Ziling looked at Su Xun with resentful eyes. Not only did she feel sorry for her ribs, but she also cared about her wallet.

Su Xun thought for a while after hearing this, and then pointed to the mobile phone in her pocket.

Zhao Ziling blinked her eyes: "No way, you still know about mobile phones? Now I seriously doubt whether you have changed from a human being."

Su Xun: Hey, you really guessed right.

But Zhao Ziling just said it casually, after all, how could such a bizarre thing happen.

With curiosity, she unlocked the phone and handed it over, placing it in front of Su Xun.

Su Xun typed with two paws a little fluently: I will not get sick, and, my name is not Xiao Hei, I have a name.

Zhao Ziling was dumbfounded, and stared at Su Xun with wide eyes, with the expression of seeing a ghost.

"You... you can actually type in pinyin?!"

God, what kind of cat did I pick up?

"Small meaning." Su Xun typed three more words.

It took Zhao Ziling a while to accept this fact, and asked, "Then what's your name?"

Su Xun typed out two words: "Master."

"Master?" Zhao Ziling followed subconsciously.

"Meow."

Su Xun felt comfortable, and raised his head proudly.

Want to be my master?

What a joke, I, Su, have always been the master of others, even if I become a cat!

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 646 Su Xun Ready to Sell His Body

"Calling you master?"

Zhao Ziling stared at Su Xun with wide-eyed eyes, and thought to herself, no wonder cats are called cat masters on the Internet, these cats really regard themselves as masters.

Zhao Ziling didn't care much about the name of a cat, she thought for a while and said, "Master is too ugly, how about calling you master?"

"Yes." Su Xun typed two words, and this will be his personal servant from now on.

Zhao Ziling said: "Either you and Xiao Er will squeeze into a nest tonight, or you will sleep on the sofa."

"I want to sleep in bed." Su Xun typed.

Zhao Ziling asked: "Then where should I sleep?"

Su Xun: "Sofa."

"Are you kidding? Forget it. Tonight you will sleep in bed with me." Zhao Ziling didn't want to sleep on the sofa.

As for sleeping with cats, it's not a big deal, I've slept with pets a lot.

Not sleeping with a man.

man?

Suddenly, Zhao Ziling thought of a question: "Are you male or female?"

While speaking, she leaned over to look under Su Xun's belly.

"Meow." Su Xun squeezed his hind legs tightly, this woman is too shameless, she wants to see my younger brother.

Based on his reaction, Zhao Ziling guessed his gender, and asked another question: "Have you ever been sterilized? If not, I will take you to have it sterilized next time you are on vacation."

"Damn it!" Su Xunmao exploded, vicious woman actually wanted to castrate me.

Zhao Ziling blinked her eyes: "You don't want to be sterilized? But you can live longer after being sterilized."

"I will definitely live longer than you." After Su Xun finished typing, he pushed the phone over, not wanting to talk to her anymore.

Zhao Ziling curled her lips: "You still live longer than me, you think you are a monster."

She hadn't been this happy for a long time, the last time was when she met Xiao Er who was shivering on the street on a rainy day.

People are too evil, she thinks animals are cleaner.

At night, Zhao Ziling was already asleep.

Su Xun got up and jumped onto the window sill, raised his head to face the moon in the sky and began to practice, devouring the essence of the moon.

After practicing for a while, he gave up, because it was too slow, and he didn't know how long it would take to complete the task.

So he is too lazy to practice, let's look for a chance to see if there is any shortcut.

After all, since this world has his last demon and the fruit that gave birth to his spiritual wisdom, it means that there must be other extraordinary species.

Even if it doesn't exist now, it must have existed before, and one can always be found and handed down.

Although there are too many uncertainties, as long as one can find one, it will be faster than self-cultivation.

There's no way, if he were to stay in this world for hundreds of years, then An Zijin and the others would probably die in a hurry.

Su Xun got back under the covers, and put his head on Zhao Ziling's lower abdomen. It was flat, warm, and soft. The combination of these words equaled comfort.

The point is, this woman is actually used to sleeping on fruit.

Su Xun suddenly felt that there was nothing wrong with being a cute cat.

…………

the next day.

"what!"

Zhao Ziling let out a scream, and then Su Xun felt himself flying out in a parabola, hitting the wall with a thud.

"what are you doing!"

Su Xun angrily yelled at Zhao Ziling a few times, fortunately he is a monster, otherwise he would have thrown him out of trouble just now.

Zhao Ziling blushed and scolded: "****, where did you sleep last night!"

Even though it's just a cat, I can't let my paws mess around, I'm so ashamed.

Especially this cat is still very smart, the ghost knows if he understands the knowledge of human xxoo.

"Forget." Su Xun said casually, she couldn't understand anyway, and she could do whatever she wanted.

Zhao Ziling glared at him fiercely, and then began to dress, which made Su Xun appreciate the pictures of beauties wearing clothes.

Zhao Ziling wore a blue dress, looking pure and elegant, with long hair shawl, and a pair of thin shredded meat on her white legs, beautiful.

"Dong dong dong..."

At this moment, there was a knock on the door.

"Woof woof..." Xiaoer yelled twice.

It seems that most dogs have this habit. They like to bark when they hear noises, especially knocks on the door.

"I'm coming."

As Zhao Ziling said, she hurried out of the bedroom to open the door, and Su Xun followed.

After the door opened, there was an old lady outside.

"Xiao Zhao, I'll collect the rent."

"Grandma Chen, I already told you that you don't need to collect it yourself. I'll just send it to you when the time comes."

As Zhao Ziling spoke, she picked up the bag at the side, took out the cash she had prepared earlier, and handed it over.

Grandma Chen didn't order either, she obviously trusted her: "I'm used to it, I don't do anything every day, and I feel uncomfortable when I'm free. I have to go to the next one, so I'll go first."

"Oh, Grandma Chen, please slow down." Zhao Ziling instructed with a smile on her face.

After closing the door, the smile on Zhao Ziling's face disappeared: "It's over, it's moonlight again, mistress, master, we may have to live a hard life in the future."

She has just graduated for a year, her salary is not high, and renting a house is expensive in this place where every inch of land is expensive, so she has not saved much money at all.

"You two are at home obediently. I'm going to work. Bye."

Soon, Zhao Ziling left.

Su Xun was thoughtful, Zhao Ziling's quality of life could be reduced, and so could the second child's.

But he can't tolerate the decline in his quality of life.

Alas, he didn't expect that he would have to worry about making money after being reborn as a demon.

Maybe this is the pain of being a monster in modern society. You can't be too high-profile, or you will be arrested for scientific research and you have to find a way to make money, unless you can endure a hard life.

Su Xun suddenly thought of a way to make money, that is to use his body to make money.

He's a cat now, as long as he records some videos of himself being smart to amuse the idiots on the Internet, he will have a lot of fans.

At that time, you will be able to receive advertisements, and you can also start a live broadcast to receive rewards. Isn't this rich?

Even when he lies down and sleeps, there will be a large group of people watching, really. Lying down to make money.

As soon as he thought of it, Su Xun ran into the bedroom and found an old mobile phone from the cabinet of the dressing table.

After reading Zhao Ziling's memory, he knows every corner of the house better than Zhao Ziling.

After all, she may have forgotten some things, but they have been buried deep in her memory, and Su Xun can see these things.

Charge the phone, turn it on, connect to the WiFi at home, and download a short video app called Magic Sound.

This is the most widely used APP in the world, and it is universal, with 10 billion users.

Registering a new account requires a mobile phone verification code, so Su Xun directly logged into Zhao Ziling's account, and then changed her ID to: Handsome Cat Master.

I took another selfie as my profile picture.

The corners of Su Xun's mouth turned up, and he could start his own money-making plan.

The world is going downhill and people's hearts are not old.

Who would have thought that he, Su, would one day sell his body to make money?

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 647

A video began to ferment on the Moyin APP, and it quickly became popular.

In the video, a black cat stood up and waved its paws twice, scaring a fat Erha trembling with tears in his eyes.

The above content was filmed "voluntarily" by the second child, and there was no threat of violence.

"It's so interesting, Erha is actually afraid of cats, look at his aggrieved look, he twitches."

"This cat is very domineering and its fur is very bright. The owner has raised him very well."

"Repost and repost, Master Mao is awesome, I love it, I've been following you since today."

"This cat is so smart, he won't be reading our comments now (funny)."