my time as a director
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The Lunar New Year file has entered the sprint stage, and at this time, the premiere ceremony of "Crazy Alien", which was first released, also started.
Director Ning Hao, starring Huang Bo and Shen Teng, and guest star Xu Zheng, this lineup is already the top match in a comedy film.
If you want to ask Xu Zheng what cameo, he is actually a monkey.
At the premiere ceremony, the host also joked that he was curious about how Xu Zheng played the monkey, and the audience booed and asked him to perform one live.
Of course Xu Zheng quit. In the end, he played a monkey in a studio wearing an animation costume and used up all the expressions in his life to play a monkey on the big screen.
Such a two-hundred-jin fat man winkingly played a thin monkey, the contrast alone made the audience laugh.
Laugh before broadcasting, and the goal is achieved.
After the ceremony, the film began to be screened.
The title of the film is "Crazy Alien", and it is adapted from a science fiction novel, and there was indeed a space scene at the beginning.
American astronauts met aliens in space, established diplomatic relations, and exchanged tokens.
As a result, an accident happened, and the spaceship of the aliens fell into Huaguo, a paradise.
As a result, the alien lost his superpowers, and was treated as a monkey by the professional monkey showman Huang Bo, and named "Congo Sao Monkey".
The aliens refused at first, but lost their superpowers and had to succumb to Huang Bo's despotic power.
In this way, the intelligent alien's superb acting skills also caused a series of jokes.
An alien who was regarded as a guest of honor by the Americans became a monkey in the hands of Huang Bo, a low-level man in China.
Such a huge contrast, as well as the scene of monkey training, amuse the audience enough.
Aliens are also constantly spreading the information here, but this is a paradise with countless landmarks from all over the world.
Egyptian Pyramids, Statue of Rio, St. Petersburg of Polar Bears...
In order to find aliens, American agents have been traveling to every country, causing a series of misunderstandings and even wars.
This part is full of jokes, and the aliens seized the opportunity to recover their superpowers and began to take revenge, which made the screening hall laugh constantly.
The alien who was played like a monkey before used all Huang Bo's tricks on Huang Bo and Shen Teng.
People playing monkeys have become monkeys playing people.
Immediately afterwards, the alien drank too much wine, and Shen Teng took the opportunity to soak the alien in a large vat of medicinal wine brewed by himself.
Unexpectedly, the next day, Agent Mi Lijian found the circus, and in desperation to question Huang Bo, he could only let his monkey Huanhuan pretend to be an alien.
They happen to be of the same size, wearing spacesuits, so they can't be seen from the outside.
Mi Li insisted on exchanging the gene ball, but this gene ball was indeed pulled out by Huang Bo. The agent contained it in his mouth and wrapped it with his mouth and tongue.
This is eating shit!
The audience was almost sick of watching it, and they couldn't be happier.
It was later tested and found to contain human feces.
Now, many viewers finally couldn't bear it anymore.
"Haha...vomit..."
Agent Mi Lijian, who has always looked down on the Chinese people, ate the feces of the Chinese people, which is a great irony.
Later, after Huang Bo fled back to the circus, when he was about to bury the alien's corpse, Huanhuan put on an energy collar and gained the consciousness and ability of the alien.
Just met the agent who came to revenge, and taught him a lesson.
But limited to the conditioned reflex of the monkey's body, as soon as he heard the sound of the gong, Huanhuan, who had an alien consciousness, stopped any movement, and instinctively began to salute and perform.
"Aren't you still a monkey!"
Shen Teng said while beating the gongs and drums with a limp, also full of sarcasm.
In the end, when the alien monkey was about to harm Huang Bo, what saved him was neither Huanhuan's feelings nor the kindness of the alien civilization, but the reality of a banana.
Although it became more and more nonsense as it got to the back, it was full of jokes.
The premiere ended smoothly, but the evaluation of the outside world is relatively average.
Some film critics even shouted: Huang Bo played monkeys, Ning Hao played everyone.
When it was officially released on the 5th, the word-of-mouth was not very good. Many viewers thought the movie was too outrageous, saying that it was the worst comedy in Ning Hao's career.
In fact, from the perspective of these people, there is no problem. This film is really ridiculous.
However, "Crazy Alien" was originally an absurd comedy with black humor.
Absurdity is absurdity, a little too absurd, so some viewers feel bad.
Ning Hao portrayed a contempt lover in the movie, aliens, rice-grained astronauts, Chinese people, monkeys, just like people playing monkeys, everyone who stands at a higher level of the contempt chain thinks that they can play tricks better than themselves low class people.
On the surface, Huang Bo insisted on traditional culture, and he said so righteously, he refused Shen Teng to sell the monkey for a good price, and refused to give up this business, but after all what he did, the monkey was still a tool.
He regards the alien as a new breed of monkey. In order to train this monkey, Huang Bo abuses him in various ways.
It can be seen from the fact that he abused him as soon as he got started, and Huanhuan came here in the same way.
It's a bit like humans raising cats and dogs. Many people value pets more than anything else, as if they are their own close relatives.
In fact, for most people who keep pets, pets are just a plaything.
If I think sterilization is good for pets, I will do it. One day, aliens will cut off humans for the sake of humans. Put yourself in the shoes of others.
People who keep pets don't care about the countless sins behind every pet dog.
Breeding grounds, hell for dogs, worse than being eaten.
Do humans care about such things?
No, I only care about whether my dog can bring me what I need, whether it is companionship or emotional sustenance, as for the tragedy of the dog behind it, it doesn't matter.
Of course, humans don't need to care about this, just like cats eat mice and don't need to care about them.
Like the protection of wild animals, the essence is not to protect them, but to protect human beings, which is beneficial to human beings.
They are all egoists. Shen Teng in the movie is on the bright side, and so is Huang Bo.
Ning Hao created such a contemptuous love, but broke it again.
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