Three Kingdoms: God of Swallowing

"You idiot son of a bitch, those bastards in the imperial court are really useless one by one. If Leader Ye hadn't been so powerful in martial arts, he might really become the second Marshal Yue." A big man said angrily.

"Isn't it? Leader Ye is both wise and brave, and it's easy to destroy the Mongolian Tartars. However, those corrupt officials in the court are afraid of one thing and the other. They would rather the country be taken by the Tartars than let Leader Ye lead the army. Lao Tzu ...I wish I could eat them all alive!" The bearded man had red eyes, he was breathing hard, and his appearance as if he was about to eat people really shocked everyone.

"Hmph! You're still a hero in white, but I think he's more of a bullshit hero." Guo Fu couldn't help but slander in a low voice.

He said unintentionally, but he didn't expect to be overheard by the people around him, "Is this lady speaking human words? Although villains don't understand the affairs of the Jianghu, the hero in white has always been there to save General Wang's life." Jiangxi rushed to Lin'an, three days and three nights, non-stop, did not sleep for half an hour. He and General Wang had never known each other, but he just pitied him for serving the country loyally, but was framed by treacherous officials, so he risked himself so desperately for the king The general defends his grievances and saves his orphans, do you think we should call him a hero?"

Guo Fu snorted, and when she was about to refute, Guo Xiang stepped forward and said with a coquettish smile, "Sister, this hero has acted like this, so he deserves to be called a 'hero'."

Her voice is crisp and sweet, once in the ears, everyone will find it indescribably comfortable and pleasant.

Guo Fu glared at her and whispered, "What do you know? I hate that heartless guy..."

She spoke in a much lower voice this time, for fear that others would hear her.

Guo Xiang twitched her lips, her eldest sister is purely a knife-mouthed bean curd, she clearly wants to die, but she can't say anything good, just like a boudoir who hates a woman.

However, she yearned for her brother-in-law whom she had never met even more.

"The hero in white not only killed Chen Dafang, but also Ding Daquan. This Ding Daquan used to be called Ding Quanquan, but now he is called 'Ding Gonggong'. He was originally a big man. He became a eunuch in the middle of the day, and I heard that the emperor asked about it, and the treacherous minister said: "He serves the emperor wholeheartedly and worries about state affairs, so he is determined to follow the emperor to serve the emperor. This is also done by the white-clothed hero!" A fierce-looking man The middle-aged man couldn't help but blew himself up about his outstanding deeds.

"Haha... happy, happy." Everyone laughed.

"This is not bragging, brother. I also have a little credit. The hero in white suddenly came to Lin'an that night and asked me to cut the knife myself. Hehe, that old bastard had a good life, but the bird down there Only a little bit, I laughed to death, brother, I will go down with a knife, haha, Ding Daquan will become Ding Gonggong from then on.”

"Hahaha brother, how lucky you are to have such an opportunity!" Everyone cheered one after another.

Guo Xiang looked at the middle-aged man, smiled at him, and asked, "Uncle, do you know where the white-clothed man is now?"

"The man in white has always come and gone without a trace. It is our good fortune to see him. How would I know where he is?" The middle-aged man shook his head.

"Oh..." Guo Xiang nodded, then said with a smile, "Since that's the case, uncle, tell me the story of the hero in white!"

The middle-aged man laughed and said: "Okay, since the girl wants to listen, I will tell you that although my surname Song is low-level, I am also a well-known man. I have never said a word of falsehood in my life. If the girl doesn't believe me , then you don’t need to listen.”

Guo Xiang lifted the jug and poured him a bowl of wine, and said with a smile, "Why don't I believe it? Tell me quickly!" Then she shouted, "Xiaoer, make another ten catties of wine, cut twenty catties of beef, my sister I want to invite all uncles and uncles to drink and eat meat."

The waiter repeatedly agreed, and yelled orders to go on.

Everyone smiled and thanked in unison.

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Chapter 379

Not long after, three shop companions brought up the wine and meat.

Guo Fu grimaced and said, "Even if I want to treat guests, I don't invite nonsense people. The waiter, the money for the wine and meat can't be charged to my account."

The shop waiter was startled, looked at the young woman, then at the young girl, not knowing what to do.

Guo Xiang pulled out a gold hairpin from her head, handed it to the waiter, and said, "This is a real gold hairpin, worth more than a dozen taels of silver. You can exchange it for me. Make another ten catties of wine, and cut twenty catties mutton."

Hearing this, Guo Fu immediately said angrily: "Xiang'er, you must meet me, don't you? The pearl of the hairpin alone is worth more than a hundred taels of silver. You are so desperate to ask Uncle Zhu to come, but so He invites people to drink casually. When you return to Xiangyang, how will you explain when mother asks?"

Guo Xiang stuck out her sweet tongue and said with a smile, "I said I lost it on the road, and I couldn't find it after looking for it."

Guo Fu snorted and said, "I'm not going to lie to you."

Guo Xiang smiled coquettishly, stretched out her chopsticks to pick up a piece of beef, put it in her mouth and ate it, and said, "I've already eaten it, can I return it? Please, uncles, you're welcome."

Seeing her sister fighting against each other, everyone found it interesting, they all liked the girl's innocence and unrestrained nature, even those who couldn't drink took a few sips from their wine bowls and secretly helped the girl.

Guo Fu closed her eyes in anger, and covered her ears with her hands.

Guo Fu laughed and said, "Uncle Song, my sister is asleep, you can say it loudly, she's like a little stupid pig when she falls asleep, I can't wake her up."

Guo Fu immediately opened her eyes and said angrily, "When did I fall asleep? When did I sleep like a pig? Are you talking about yourself?"

Guo Xiang chuckled and said, "That's better, it won't bother you."

Guo Fu was anxious, she found that she couldn't win even with this girl, Ye Tian was the bastard who bullied her before, but now there is another one, "Xiang'er, let me tell you, if you argue with me again, tomorrow I will Don't you come with me."

Guo Xiang tilted her head and thought for a while, then said, "I'm not afraid either, I'll just go with my third brother."

Guo Fu said angrily, "Third Brother follows me."

"Third brother, who do you want to go with?" Guo Xiang looked at Guo Polu.

Guo Polu, a silly boy who inherited his father's stupid character, glanced left and right, and helped the elder sister, and the second sister was annoyed. After helping the second sister, the elder sister became angry again, and murmured: "Mother said, we The three of you will go together, and you must not be separated."

He felt that he was wronged to death. Is there such a thing as a sister?It's fine if you can't say a word, why drag yourself into the struggle between the two of you.

Guo Fu glared at Guo Xiang with some resentment, and said loudly, "Damn girl, are you still listening?"

Seeing that her elder sister was angry, Guo Xiang's heart softened immediately, she put her arms around Guo Fu's shoulders, and begged, "Good sister, don't be angry, it's my fault."

Guo Fu angrily ignored, really angry.

Guo Xiang shrugged her shoulders and said with a smile, "Sister, if you don't smile, I'm going to tickle you."

Guo Fu turned her head away and ignored her at all.

Guo Xiang suddenly stretched out her right hand, hit Guo Fu's back to her armpit, and started to scratch her gently.

Guo Fu immediately let out a coquettish laugh, hurriedly pushed her little hand away, and said, "Okay, okay...haha damn girl, don't let me go, my sister is as long as she doesn't get angry with you haha...Damn girl, you can't stop... "

"Girl! It's actually not difficult for you to meet the hero in white!" The sudden voice attracted everyone's attention.

But on the railing on the second floor, there was a sinister old man wearing a black robe leaning on the railing. His hands were inserted into the sleeves of the robe, his face was covered with wrinkles, and his black hair was messy, giving people a very gloomy feeling. He looked very old, but the black hair really showed that this person was not very old.

"Uncle, do you know where the hero in white is?" Guo Xiang asked charmingly.

Not only Guo Xiang was concerned, but Guo Fu and Guo Polu also cast their eyes one after another, wanting to ask what happened.

"Haha, I don't know where the hero in white is, but he will definitely come back tonight!" the shady old man said coldly.Although he was laughing, the whisper was indescribably eerie.

"Hmph! Your Excellency, please be respectful. A hero is a hero. What's the point of adding a 'Laoshizi'?" Guo Fu couldn't help scolding.

"Yo! How domineering, didn't you just call the hero in white a bullshit hero? Why are you saying good things for him again?" The sinister old man laughed.

Everyone was also stunned. This girl seems a little abnormal.

"I can say that he is a bullshit hero or even a bastard, but you just can't. If you dare to speak ill of him, Mrs. Ben will kill you!" Guo Fu stood up, drew her long sword, and shot out murderous intent in her eyes.

Guo Xiang secretly stuck out her sweet tongue, what was she thinking just now: she had a knife mouth with a bean curd heart, she clearly wanted others to think to death, and she still said bad things in her mouth.

Guo Polu was taken aback by his elder sister's reaction, he didn't need to be so serious, he said his brother-in-law would not lose a single hair.