Three Kingdoms: God of Swallowing

Zhao Zhijing almost spurted blood. Hitting his hips is more serious than digging out his eyes, okay? I just want to become the master of Quanzhen. If this matter gets out, I'll be the master of the fart. Even those junior brothers will look down on me Instead of doing this, I might as well let myself die, but is that really the case?

"Niubi, what are you still doing in a daze? Hurry up!" Ye Tian had already spread his legs, waiting for someone to come.

Fame is more important than life.

So, Zhao Zhijing understood that there were only two ways to go today, either to get through the two forked legs in front of him, or to plunge a knife into his heart and die.Although the humiliation under the crotch is spurned by others, at least it will not die.

Ye Tian clasped his hands in front of his chest, looked at Zhao Zhijing with a smile, and despised him from head to toe in his heart. If this old guy died generously, he would have a bit of guts. Now, he despises Ya Ting.

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Chapter 263 Red Rabbit?

Zhao Zhijing bit his lip, his face was pale, his brow was covered with sweat, he walked slowly in front of Ye Tian, ​​squatted down, knelt down on the ground, lowered his head, and his knees began to cross forward.

Zhao Zhijing, the chief disciple of the Quanzhen Sect and the former first disciple, actually drilled a man's crotch. This incident made Ye Tian a little excited. He remembered that Yuan Shao's sons also drilled his crotch, and they were all big men. Ah, ever since, he felt more and more honorable to drill his crotch.

"By the way, I almost forgot." Ye Tian patted his forehead and said to the Taoist priest in front of him, "It's more interesting to learn how to bark like a dog while drilling... Haha... Don't be shy, think back then, Han Xin Only by enduring the humiliation in the crotch can there be glory in the future, Zhao Daochang endured the humiliation in the crotch, maybe he can become the head teacher of Quanzhen!"

Zhao Zhijing didn't dare to answer, nor did he dare to look up at Ye Tian, ​​his eyes were full of hatred, for fear of being discovered.If thoughts could kill people, Ye Tian would be afraid of death no less than a hundred times at this time.

But Ye Tian didn't care at all, who is Zhao Zhijing, a stinky Taoist priest with mediocre martial arts and no achievements, let alone put it on his toes, he is not qualified.

"Woof... woof..." Zhao Zhijing said bitterly. Such a simple word was the simplest and most effective weapon to destroy his dignity.

His head had already got under Ye Tian's crotch, Ye Tian looked down from a high position, and really had the urge to kick him to death, but why did he feel so good in his heart, hehe, bullying and bullying people are sometimes quite interesting.

"The barking sound is so low, who can hear it, please show some professionalism." Ye Tian was quite dissatisfied with Zhao Zhijing's decibel and frequency of dog barking.

"Wow... woof..." Zhao Zhijing had tears of humiliation streaming down his face, his dignity was severely trampled on, he wished that Ye Tian would be pulled out, the hatred contained in his eyes was so strong that he couldn't get rid of it. He didn't dare to look up, for fear of being discovered by Ye Tian.

Although there was only less than two meters away, he climbed over it as if he had gone through thousands of mountains and ravines, and exhausted all his strength.After crawling over, Zhao Zhijing didn't speak, and ran out amidst Ye Tian's ear-piercing laughter, and fled back with his already weak junior brother in his arms.

Zhao Zhijing's resentful and resentful voice came from the air: "Ye Tian, ​​I will remember everything you did to me today, and in the future, I will retaliate against you even more, just wait for me."

"Wait for your wool. Your sister is not a beauty." Ye Tian was so angry that he, who was an upright gentleman, kept scolding the old Taoist for shame. He, Ye Tian, ​​was a standard normal man, so he didn't As for the orientation of the back mountain, I'm still waiting for you, even if I bring your sister here, I won't wait for you!

"Tian'er, let's go back." Seeing the two Taoist priests running away, Xiao Longnu came over and took one of his arms, with a happy expression on her face.

Ye Tian nodded, pecked lightly on the beauty's rosy mouth, sighed and said, "Long Er, let's go out and wander the rivers and lakes?"

After staying in the ancient tomb for five years, martial arts has reached the bottleneck now, and I am afraid that if I continue to practice, it will not have much effect. Only through actual combat can I break through my body.

More importantly, it's time for the beauty in the sculpture of the gods to appear.

Hearing this, Xiao Longnv was taken aback for a moment, and then smiled again: "If it was before, Long'er would definitely not have agreed to her husband, the patriarch and mother-in-law have the ancestral precept that no disciple of the Ancient Tomb Sect should fall in love with the opposite sex, but If you find a man who can die willingly for you, you can make an exception and leave the tomb."

Ye Tian knew this rule a long time ago, he tightened his grip on the beautiful woman in his arms, and said with a smirk: "I don't know if Longer believes that my husband will willingly die for you?"

"Yes, of course! My Tian'er is the best man in the world, how can Long'er not believe it?" Xiao Longnu said firmly.

"Well, I've decided!" Ye Tian held his head high, very serious.

"What to decide?" Xiao Longnu was taken aback.

"Haha... Husband decided to die for Long Er!" Ye Tian laughed.

Blush immediately hit her cheeks, Xiao Longnv gave Ye Tian a white look, and said coquettishly: "If you are not serious, you know how to bully others."

"Haha...how could Husband bully Long'er? Longer is Husband's dear treasure, and it's too late for Husband to love her. Let's go, let's clean up and leave tomorrow morning!"

"Well, everything is according to my husband's orders." Xiao Longnv nodded.Her little cheeks were as red as two small apples, which made people want to take a bite.

In the early morning of the next day, the two set off immediately. When passing through the forest in front of the ancient tomb, Ye Tianxin felt something. Yingying Yueyue seemed to hear the neighing of a horse, so he suddenly stopped while hugging the little dragon girl. Next, listen attentively, and it is true.

This hissing sound is so familiar!

Ye Tian opened his mouth wide and couldn't believe his ears.He put the ring of his right hand on the mouth, and blew hard, the loud whistle spread across the sky, and then the neighing of the horse became more and more clear, and the sound of hooves was heard, but a red shadow rushed over.

After a while, Hong Ying stopped in front of Ye Tian and looked intently, but it turned out to be a very handsome fiery red BMW, which turned out to be Chitu!

How is it here?Ye Tian was puzzled, although he brought it into the inner space from the Three Kingdoms, he didn't seem to bring anything with him when he entered the world of the Condor God. Could it be that little loli asked it to help him.

By the way, Little Lolita seems to have said that not only should the girls live forever, but also let them enter various worlds to help her. Did they come too?

Handsome Ye had one question after another in his mind, but no one could give an answer.

"Tian'er, what kind of horse is this, why have I never seen it before?" Xiao Longnv looked at the fiery red horse in amazement, shocked in her heart, there are such beautiful horses in this world.

The beauty's question brought Ye Tian back to reality. He smiled faintly, and reached out to touch the horse's head. The latter kept moving, neighing a few times from time to time, as if he was greeting Ye Tian, ​​or was saying goodbye. miss love.

Ye Tian's woman is immortal, and this horse is no exception. Although it has grown up, it will never grow old.

Now that I have come to this world with myself, let the brilliance of Chitu spread all over the country again.

"In the period of the Three Kingdoms, there was a man named Lu Bu, who sat on a BMW and was called Chitu. Lu Bu was very brave, and the Chitu was as fast as lightning, so there was a saying that among Lu Bu's horses, the Chitu, this horse and The appearance of Chitu is exactly the same, so I also named it Chitu..." Ye Tian explained slowly.

After a pause, Ye Tian said again: "Long Er, it is my best friend. I have known each other for a long time. It is like my relatives. In the future, Long Er will treat Chitu well... by the way." , Chitu, let me introduce you, this is your mistress, you have to listen to her in the future."

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Chapter 264 Downhill

"Bah bah!" Chitu wailed, stepped forward slightly, and rubbed Xiao Longnu's little hand.

Xiao Longnv understood and stroked the horse's down with a smile on her face, it was not as rough as ordinary horses, on the contrary it was very soft, like fine velvet.

Not only is it beautiful in appearance, but even the fur is so warm to the touch. Xiao Longnu immediately fell in love with this horse, with a happy smile on her face.

Ye Tian chuckled, hugged the beauty and flew on top of the horse, pinched the horse's belly, the red rabbit neighed in the sky, the horse's hooves jumped, and immediately turned into a red shadow and rushed forward.

The sound of hooves was like thunder, the figure was like lightning, the scenery on both sides retreated rapidly, and the oncoming gust of wind almost made people unable to open their eyes.

"It's so fast!" Xiao Longnu sighed heartily.There are such strange things in this world.

In the season of beautiful mountains and rivers, with a beautiful woman riding a horse and whipping it, leaping across the vast land, despite the strong wind blowing, the feeling of galloping the horse makes people feel open-minded and extremely comfortable.

Leaning quietly in Ye Tian's arms, Xiao Longnv felt the man's big hand sliding on her plump breasts again, and her beautiful eyes began to fall into a blurred state again. The strange world was finally about to enter her life, although she was still a little uneasy , but for the sake of the one she loves, even if it is a dragon's lake and a tiger's den, she has to break through.

After getting off Zhongnan Mountain, we ran all the way along the avenue. In less than a cup of tea, a small town was already in sight.

Ye Tian was overjoyed, and immediately got off his horse, pulled Chitu and walked towards the town.

Zhongnan Mountain is located in the Huaihe River generation of the Qinling Mountains. The iron hooves of the Mongolian army have already invaded here, so one or two Mongolians can still be seen on the street from time to time.

Although the territory is occupied, the people still have to live as usual. Fortunately, the Mongols have not been wiped out, and this small town is still crowded with people, and it is very lively.

It was the first time to come to a human gathering place, and the little dragon girl sitting on the horse's back was like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden. She glanced left and right, and everything around her felt novel.