Three Kingdoms: God of Swallowing

Although he was very reluctant to admit it, the facts were the facts, and he could no longer get rid of this nasty little hooligan and bigger villain.

"That...it's not the two of you, and I don't only have your two wives, I have many more at home." Ye Tian said.

"What? You...you're already married?" Xiao Qiao's eyes widened.

"Yes." Ye Tian said. "And not a lot."

"Since you have a wife, why marry us?" Xiao Qiao stood up and said angrily.

"What's all the fuss about, isn't it normal for a man to have three wives and four concubines?" Ye Tian looked at Xiao Qiao and replied as a matter of course.

This is the way it is in this era, I'm not just following the crowd, young master, is it possible that this girl has unusual ideas?

Xiao Qiao was dumbfounded by what he said, sat aside, and asked softly: "How many wives are there now?"

"How many wives? I really don't know, I'll do the math, one or two... maybe more than ten." Ye Tian did some calculations and gave an approximate number.

"Ten...More than ten." Xiao Qiao's lips trembled a little, "You bastard, you dare to deceive our sisters, this girl will fight with you."

As soon as the words fell, Xiao Qiao jumped forward and pressed her whole body on Ye Tian's body. Her white teeth gleamed coldly, and she bit his cheek.

Ye Tian hurriedly removed the protective qi, otherwise her white teeth would all collapse.

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Chapter 198 Little Red Fruit

If everything goes on as usual, Xiao Qiao, the third most beautiful woman in the Three Kingdoms, will naturally become his belly, but when his lower body is swollen like a fire stick, when he is about to dance naked, God But he made a big joke.

Seeing Ye Tian's gradually disappearing figure, Da Qiao opened his mouth wide, and was shocked in his heart, what's going on?Why did it suddenly disappear?What kind of "person" is Ye Tian?He actually has such a great ability?Unknowingly, her resistance to Ye Tian was slowly fading, and instead she became a little more curious.

"Sister, hurry up, your husband's breath is getting closer!"

Under the night sky, two figures, one white and one blue, flickered at a high speed, pulling out two gorgeous ribbons in the starry night, magnificent and beautiful.

Taking a closer look, the two figures turned out to be Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing.

Noble, dignified, gentle and graceful, the beautiful white snake demon with a huge aura wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said rather worriedly: "There are so many behind me, I don't know if my husband can handle it?"

"Don't worry, sister, my husband's cultivation level is higher than that of you and me. He will definitely beat them to death for us, hmph! If I hadn't been injured by the Huangyao jellyfish, I wouldn't be afraid of these people. I want to take advantage of it! Hmph! Seeing them being chased and killed by Huangyao jellyfish makes me feel so at ease." Xiaoqing groaned, very dissatisfied and angry, and finally killed Huangyao jellyfish , but she didn't expect that a bastard would be killed halfway, and the efforts of the two of them would be wasted at once. It's no wonder she wasn't angry.

"It's getting closer, Mr. Xiang found us." A gleam of joy appeared on her white face. As soon as she finished speaking, the void suddenly rippled like water waves, and then a white figure appeared in front of the two women. figure.

Of course, Xiaoqing's longing is to hope that he will come to her soon, and there are no other meanings.

"Master~!" As if she had found the backbone, Bai Suzhen's eyes were reddish, she rushed forward, and threw herself into Ye Tian's arms like a baby swallow returning to its nest.

Unlike Xiaoqing, she has always been thinking about Ye Tian, ​​and seeing each other now, she couldn't help but shed tears.

Xiao Qing also flew over, she hugged Ye Tian's arm consciously, and muttered with a small mouth: "Big villain, why are you here now? Do you know that my sister and I were bullied?" Do you know that someone else is going to kill our sisters; do you know that my sister and I almost never come back; do you know that if you come a second later, you may not see our sisters ;Do you know! Do you know! Do you know! Do you know!..."

Well, Ye Tian surrendered, he hugged the two girls tightly into his arms, touched the soft hair of the two with the tip of his nose, sniffing the two different fragrances, his eyes became deeper and deeper, "To my husband Tell me, what happened?"

"Msanggong, you don't know, those people behind are annoying. My sister and I found the treasure in the abyss. We planned to get it out and give it to Mr. Xianggong, but I didn't expect the treasure to be guarded by ancient beasts. My sister and I two The people had a big fight with it, and almost won the battle when they came, but the people behind stepped in, and finally angered the beast. Half of the people were killed when a beam of light went down. They actually attributed the responsibility to On us, you said they are hateful! Hmph! Master, teach them a lesson! Take revenge for my beauty and sister!" Xiao Qingxiong was very angry, very angry, but also very proud.

Hearing these words, Ye Tian chuckled, the murderous intent in his eyes almost gushed out, he actually dared to bully his wife, isn't this Tai Sui's head-turning-court death!

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Chapter 199

Not long after, countless black shadows flashed and stood ten feet in front of the three of them.

Ye Tian looked around, and a feeling of nausea suddenly came to his heart. These monsters were so handsome and powerful that he almost vomited out last year's New Year's Eve dinner.

It looks like a human being, but only the upper body is like this. Some have fish tails, fins on the upper body, and gills on the face; some have several hands and feet, and two sticks on the head Long beards; some faces are like dry old tree bark, and Ye Tian doesn't want to look at the appearance full of pits.

There are about ten thousand monsters in human form and able to fly, but why are they so weak in cultivation.

It is said that only after reaching the Nascent Soul stage can they transform into forms. These monsters are obviously different from ordinary ones.

Seemingly understanding the reason for the change in Ye Tian's expression, Bai Suzhen explained: "My lord, these water monsters did not transform into human form through normal methods. Our demon clan has a kind of sorcery that can open up the spiritual wisdom of all living beings and transform them into human forms. Without the baptism of Jielei, their transformation is very incomplete, and their spiritual intelligence is extremely low, so they can only serve as cannon fodder."

This world turned out to be so crazy, Ye Tian had to admit that the higher his cultivation level, the more mysterious things he came into contact with. This space is far from what he imagined, and there are still unknown stories. few.

"Your Excellency, my Shui Clan has always been in harmony with the human race. This is my Shui Clan's own business. I hope your Excellency should not interfere."

The sound of Yin Cece stopped Ye Tian's footsteps when he was about to fight, and goose bumps appeared all over his body.

At the forefront of the crowd, a creature in a human state slowly stepped out.

Sensing the tyrannical aura emanating from his body, Ye Tian groaned again in his heart. Since when did Nascent Soul cultivators become so worthless, even two little beautiful snakes, yet such a handsome old fellow came here .

He has four limbs, and his face is still human-like, but the dry skin makes people look too pervasive. He is wearing a large black robe, and his hands are like ghost claws. When he sees him, he wants to be brutal to him.

"Old man, do you still have to take care of my affairs? I am willing to intervene, young master. What can you do with me?" Ye Tian looked playfully at the black-robed old man in front of him, his eyes full of provocation. He even said that it has nothing to do with my young master, Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing are his wives, how could it be just an internal matter of his aquarium?

"It seems that Your Excellency wants to make an enemy of our Shui Clan?" The eyes of the black-robed old man narrowed into a slit. He couldn't see through Ye Tian's cultivation. He really didn't understand when human beings would have such a powerful person. This is impossible. , must be a magic weapon with some hidden aura.

Hearing Yin Cece's voice made Ye Tian extremely unhappy, a sneer overflowed from the corner of his mouth, and he cursed loudly:

"Old guy, you don't take a pee to see what you look like. By the way, I also want to thank you. It's you who let me know the true meaning of disgust. It's you who let me see the ugly milestone. You How many descendants of Marshal Canopy can be fascinated by your hairstyle, and how many close relatives of mosquitoes—flies—can be attracted by your smell.

How many beggars can remember you deeply with your clothes, because they know that there are still beggars who only wear shorts.

Your beriberi is enough to stop the earth, the river to flow backwards, and the living to be suffocated by the stench.

Let’s talk about your head first: fleas can spend spring, summer, autumn and winter in it. Dandruff is as beautiful as snowflakes. When it falls there, there will be an incomparable smell to accompany it, flowers and plants are withered and yellow, and life is withered.

Your body is as slender as a pregnant cow.Your brain is half as smart as my pig's.

The skin is your best protection umbrella, it takes half a year to find it lying in coke.

Your parents are happy because you are too much like them to be a bought child.Your men killed themselves because of you.

Your grandma goes to find your grandpa who has been gone for 500 years for you.

It is your teeth that tell me that the dog and the nixie are one ancestor.

How many shrimp soldiers and crabs do you need to take a bath? They will pick up the sludge for you in the future.

Where your saliva falls, there are chewing worms, and you are just a lump of stinky, so-so, so-so. "

"Hahaha... well said, well said." The old man in black robe laughed loudly, although he was laughing, but the killing intent contained in that laughter was icy cold and full of evil spirit, "give them all to me , this son is included in my aquarium's must-kill list, and he will never die."

"Hehe, you still want to kill me just because of these little guys, hey, I let none of them survive today."

Ye Tian felt that the blood in his whole body was boiling, and he was really impatient for daring to bully his wife.