Ming dynasty grand dude

Of course, Zhang Lun is already used to this kind of glance.Completely ignoring it, he walked to the front of the tribute courtyard and waited quietly.

"Ka Ka Ka..." When the door of the Gongyuan opened, Zhang Lun was stunned to see an acquaintance who was supposed to be the prefect of the county magistrate standing with a smile——Suzhou magistrate Cao Feng Cao Mingqi!

The so-called "Three lives of misfortune, the county magistrate attaches to Guo; three lives of evil, attaches to the provincial capital of Guo; evil permeates, attaches to Guo Jingcheng", presumably the magistrate of Wu County now has a deep understanding of this!

The exam that was supposed to be presided over by him was abruptly taken over by the magistrate Cao Feng.

But I saw Cao Feng said a lot of polite words with a smile, and then asked people to open the tribute courtyard to take the exam one by one.

The examination process was lackluster, although this can be regarded as Zhang Lun's first real imperial examination.

But in fact, the difficulty here is not at the same level as the difficulty of the three great scholars in the Golden Luan Hall.

What's more troublesome is that the original one-month county examination has been compressed into ten days, which is actually a bad idea for those elders.

The opportunity is given to you, but it's no wonder we can't grasp it.

However, the county and government tests are not as miserable as being shut down, they just need to be in place as soon as possible.

The county test is the foundation, so the test actually follows the county magistrate's will.After the main game is over, then go back and wait for the notification to the Examination Office to finish the exam.

If you haven't passed the exam, it depends on the magistrate's mood if you are given three or four chances to retake the exam.

Zhang Lun casually found a desk to sit down and waited, and the test papers would be handed out after everyone had arrived.

Fortunately, no one in the examination room dared to whisper, but many people pointed at Zhang Lun.

When the examination papers were issued, some people in the examination room suddenly recovered and gasped, and some secretly delighted.

But Zhang Lun is completely indifferent to the stereotype test. It's just that the first time he came to the Gongyuan to take the test is a bit new.

Anyone who has been in college for four years is almost stereotyped, tossed, and tortured... It is estimated that he will also lose his numbness to this kind of exam.

It is also because I have done too much, so I have my own experience with stereotyped Zhang Lun.

Zhang Lun is the first to disagree if it is said that stereotyped writing is useless, especially since stereotyped writing in the Ming Dynasty was not as good as it was in the Qing Dynasty.

Although it is said that this is an argumentative style with a limited format for the selection of scholars by the empire, it is an extremely test for the stereotyped writer's ability to adapt, associate, and justify himself.

You can't say nothing, you have to use classic words to bring your private goods in again.

Therefore, one or two of the elders and Qingliu in the court are masters in debating, and their ability to cite classics, sophistry, cursing, and slandering others is at a super-class level.

Those big trolls are left to future generations, and even a hundred keyboard warriors can't do them.

Those great gods can quote the classics and greet all the women in his family without using a single dirty word. He still doesn't know what they are talking about.

It's not scary to be a jerk, but I'm afraid that a jerk is educated...

So often everyone quarrels and finds that there is no leader, so they just roll up their sleeves and start working!Directly stage a full martial arts performance in the court, and since there is no result in the quarrel, then there will be a result.

"Huh~?!" The essay test was not difficult, but Zhang Lun froze for a while when it came time to do the test post poem.

Because the topic is "Getting a sword is like adding a healthy servant", Zhang Lun couldn't laugh or cry when he saw this topic: You Cao Feng Cao Mingqi is a dignified magistrate after all, and you actually greeted me in this way.

Why did Zhang Lun know that it was Cao Feng who came out to greet him when he saw the title? !

It's very simple. Isn't Zhang Lun paying homage to Cao Feng recently and visiting Chen Zhou to go back with this great master? Isn't that what this sentence means? !

Chapter 54 Mr. Moshangyu, who directly takes the first three cases

Of course, if other people say something about it, Cao Feng can also wave his hands: Have you never been to school? !I don't know if this is taken from "Retreat" by the layman who endures humiliation? !Go Hugh!

But this is not to say that Cao Feng is showing favoritism, he just made a greeting among literati on the topic that Zhang Lun can understand if he is really talented.

If Zhang Lun didn't understand, then he didn't understand. Even if he understood, at most he knew that Cao Feng greeted him.This is a test post poem, whether you can write it or not depends on your own background.

"Finding the Hibiscus Sword, I felt so proud.

Take it with you, how is this servant healthy?

......"

Zhang Lun smiled and filled in the test post poem, then dried the test paper and sent it to Cao Feng, nodding and smiling, and walked out of the gate of the Gongyuan with his hands behind his back.

But he didn't know that when his figure disappeared at the gate of the Gongyuan, Fang Xinzhi, who was the imperial censor, appeared beside Cao Feng, the magistrate of Suzhou, like a ghost.

The school inspector who followed behind him looked resentful like a little daughter-in-law, and followed Fang Zhi with his head drooping without saying a word.

At this time, Cao Feng was staring blankly at Zhang Lun's stereotyped essay, completely unaware that there was a Tixue Yushi beside him.

Even when other candidates came up to hand in the papers, he just waved them away, but he didn't even have any interest in reading them.

"It's really worthy of the title of 'The Unicorn of the World' by the Three Bachelors..." Cao Feng almost fell to the ground when he heard the voice ringing in his ears.

Just as he was about to have an attack, he found out that it was Fang Zhi, so he had no choice but to salute and plead guilty.

"This article...is the first case!" Fang Zhi waved his hand to signal Cao Feng not to be too polite, and then exhaled, "I'm looking forward to it now, how will this Qilin'er perform in the hospital exam..."

The rest is simple, Zhang Lun just returned to Taohuawu and waited for the announcement.No surprise case.

The government examination was presided over by Cao Feng and Cao Mingqi, the magistrate of Suzhou, and the format was the same except for the poems posted in the examination.

Still no surprises.

As the head of the desk, the article must be transcribed and posted for all candidates to read.That must require everyone to criticize your article, and if there are any omissions, you will definitely encounter criticism.

Zhang Lun directly won the county and government examinations in this Suzhou mansion, so many people will naturally notice.

In particular, his other identity is that of the famous scholar Yu Gongzi who has recently become famous for the song "Rolling Yangtze River East Passing Water".

As a result, not only local scholars came to observe and observe, but also many local scholars and celebrities sent their family members to copy and review it slowly.

In fact, Zhang Lun's stereotyped writing was not only seen by these people, but was even copied and sent to the two capitals.

Those who were originally dissatisfied with Zhang Lun's title of "the unicorn in the world" also fell silent after criticizing it.

Zhang Lun is full of bullshit, just kidding!Do you think it's a lie that you were raped by that old guy for four years in college? !Threatening himself by failing a class or even dropping out of school at every turn, made Xiao Zhang, who was weak and weak back then, trembling like walking on thin ice.

The old guy still tempted himself to go back to graduate school many times after graduation, but fortunately he was firm at the time and was not fooled!

Xu Jing and Tang Yin were not surprised that their young mentor was able to win the case of the county and the government. The two of them even felt that their young mentor, not to mention the small three yuan of the hospital examination.

Even the big trinity of township, guild, and hall is not impossible to take.It's just that those three items sometimes have to look at luck.

It wasn't until the court examination that some troubles arose, because Zhang Lun almost had to cut people with a knife because he had to do all kinds of body searches and toss like a beast!

Fortunately, Tixue Yushi Fangzhi and Nanjing's defensive eunuch Qian Neng had already prepared for this, knowing that this little ancestor's temper was not only bad but also very bad.

Isn't that the song "Hsinchu" that he directly ridiculed the three elders in front of the emperor in front of the emperor? !

Such a person, you go to search the body like breaking an animal, and he can beat you with flowers all over your face.

So Fang Zhi arrived at the examination room early, but what he didn't expect was that Qian Neng also came.The two didn't greet each other very much, they just went up to check in person when they saw Zhang Lun coming.

Zhang Lun was a little impatient, but fortunately he didn't bring much.Just a bottle of Bigu Pill that Chen Zhoutong prepared for him, and then a simple brush, ink and inkstone.

So Fang Zhi and the others quickly let people in, seeing that Zhang Lun had finally entered the examination room.

Seeing the examinees come in one after another and squatting in the hall, Zhang Lun cursed in his heart: Nima's Ministry of Rites is such a badass!After all, you all got your exams, don't you know how to adjust your methods after all these years? !

What the hell is a body search and being locked up for a few days, eating, drinking, and lassing all together, damn, this is worse than going to jail!Thinking about the township examination and general examination in the future... Zhang Lun really wanted to jump up and give those pig-headed dogs in the Ministry of Rites a slap.

This imperial examination has been going on for hundreds of years from Tang Dynasty to Song Dynasty, and you have suffered from it yourself, why don’t you know how to improve it? !

Fortunately, Chen Zhoutong had also heard about these situations, so he prepared this Bigu Pill for Zhang Lun.

Why do you say that Chen Zhoutong's internal boxing also claims to be passed down from Zhang Sanfeng, how can it be done without some Taoist methods? !

This Bigu Pill is not as miraculous as the legend says, one pill can fill you up.Just not enough to make you dizzy and weak from hunger.

This thing is actually similar to the energy sports nutrition food and field dry food of later generations. It can be hungry even if it is full.It's just that there is no special sports food and field dry food in later generations to calculate and distribute calories.

In fact, it is the guy that the Taoist priests carry when they go to the deep mountains and it is difficult to fire. It can guarantee that they will not starve to death and have the physical strength to deal with the attack of wild animals.

Later, another Taoist found out: Hey~ If you only eat this and not other foods for a short period of time, it seems that your body will get better.

This is similar to the "light fasting" proposed by the British medical doctor later, and later the poor Taoist priests discovered another main function of this thing: to relieve hunger.

So in a good year, I prepared a bunch of things to clear my stomach when I have nothing to do. In a bad year, this guy is a good thing to save my life...

There is no need to open the mouth of the mouth for inspection like breaking an animal, so Zhang Lun is not so resistant.

The format of this courtyard examination is similar to the county and government examinations, except that there is an additional examination of classics before the main session, and the Ming Dynasty is not as fond of adding poetry as the Qing Dynasty.

It's just that during the county test, you will be asked to make a test post poem.

Compared with other examinees who were uneasy, it was much easier for Zhang Lun to answer the questions nervously.It's just that the space in the number room is small, and after entering the tribute courtyard, it is directly locked and sealed before letting people out after the exam.

Even if you want to hand in the papers in advance, you can only wait for others to collect the papers.

In desperation, Zhang Lun could only meditate on his own after finishing the essay and practice the breathing technique taught by Chen Zhoutong.

Fortunately, it was only three days, which made Zhang Lun roughly understand why some candidates committed suicide during the exam.

This Nima is so frightfully depressing in just one room, his situation is comparable to confinement!

After leaving the Degong Courtyard, Zhang Lun felt like he had returned to the world when he saw the S-shaped figure of Miao Anqiao waiting for him with watery eyes.

In the hospital examination list, Zhang Lun is no surprise at the top of the list!

This time, Zhang Lun won all the first small three yuan in the three trial cases in Nanzhili!

Chapter 55 Submitting the paper early, there are thieves coming from far away

"Let's talk about it after you finish the township exam anyway..." In Taohuawu, Fang Zhi regretted how he had written a book for this young man to apply for him to take the exam in Suzhou!

As a result, after finishing the college exam, the young master asked his disciple Xu Jing to come and tell him: the exam in his hometown is no longer available!

Fuck!Fang Zhi Fang Xinzhi, who is an old fox, was confused at this scene. What's the matter? !

After asking, I found out that this young master disliked the township examination and had to stay in the examination room for three days, not to mention the body search.This has to go in and out three times!

Besides, now that Zhang Lun has won the first three trial cases, and has "Rolling Yangtze River East Passing Water" and "Night Dream of Youdu", he is worthy of the title of "Kirin of the World".

"During the township examination, can Eunuch Qian and I search you personally?! I will also arrange the number room when the time comes, to ensure that there will be no obstacles around you..."

Fang Zhi is having a headache now, but he recommended this matter!For what? !It's just the name of a seat teacher!

To be honest in this hospital, that's a fart!In the Ming Dynasty, there were tens of thousands of talents from all over the country, and they had to pass the provincial examination to select talents!That is the teacher and the same year!

The small Sanyuan is "small" after all, and the big Sanyuan is "big"!Big is good, big must be good!

Zhang Lun drooped his eyelids, and said in one sentence: "I won't go."

Fang Zhi is bitter in his heart now, because he has absolutely nothing to do with Zhang Lun.To lure it? !Just kidding!Daming Enchong is the only grandson who has always been in charge of the Duke's family in Jingying. What can he lack? !

In particular, Fang Zhi knows that this little bastard has just sold tens of thousands of copies of the book recently, and the money in his hand may not be earned even if he has been bribed for several years...

Force it by force? !Fang Zhi felt that he probably had a high chance of being hacked to death by Zhang Lun, and the old soldiers standing outside with big arms and round waists, who looked like bandits and gangsters, were not like good people...

Even Fang Zhi felt that the magnificent chest and enchanting waist outside were extremely beautiful, but the maid who was shouting and chopping with the Xiuchun knife might be able to chop herself down...

"It's not impossible to ask me to go..." Seeing Fang Zhi's earnest expression, Zhang Lun couldn't bear it.

The old guy is already in his teens, what if he dies when he goes back...

But Zhang Lun said to him: "You have to allow me to hand in the papers in advance, otherwise I can't bear to stay in it for three days like this time."

"But... this is against the rules!" Fang Zhi was also a little dumbfounded, and Zhang Lun rolled his eyes: "I don't care, I have to hand in the paper in advance. I have to come out when I'm done. How do you handle your affairs."

But Zhang Lun blinked his eyes and said: "I wonder, the scholars in the world will thank you for this?!"

Fang Zhi was taken aback for a moment when he heard the words, and then he couldn't help but bowed his head and began to think.He is also a person who has passed the provincial examination, so he naturally knows what it's like to stay there for three days.

Both county and government examinations can be handed in in advance, why can't they be handed in in advance when they go to the hospital or township? !This doesn't make sense!

Could it be that he was so talented that he finished writing ahead of time, so he had to be forced to stay in it for three days and come out dizzy? !

Anyway, there are still two months left, and at this time, writing a letter to the court about this matter can be regarded as my duty to learn from the censor!Besides, it's not coercive.It's just that students feel that they can't pass the exam, or they don't need to suffer in it after finishing the exam first.

Thinking of this, Fang Zhi suddenly had a clear idea, and he stood up and walked away with a cup of hands to Zhang Lun.

Zhang Lun sent Fang Zhigong to the door with a smile, while Qian Neng who came with Fang Zhi kept smiling and said nothing.

After returning, he organized the matter into a report and sent it to the capital.Even the Dongchang route was used for this matter, which was much faster than the local records.

In the next few days, Zhang Lun rested in Zhuangzi.

In the middle of the night, Zhang Lun, who was asleep, suddenly opened his eyes with a jerk.But in the night, Miao An didn't know when she got up, and she was already standing in front of the door with the Xiuchun knife in her bellyband.

Under the moonlight, Miao An's expression was dignified, but she also looked extremely enchanting because of her figure.The snow-like skin was exposed under the bright moonlight, and the bright red bellyband embroidered with peonies was actually bulged by the snow-white twin peaks, looming in the moonlight.

Miao An seemed to have sensed Zhang Lun's gaze, and turned around to make a hissing gesture.