Ming dynasty grand dude

"Now that we have such an opportunity, Uncle Long and Uncle Meng said that the young master's soup bath can be used for skin care. Then why doesn't the servant practice it!" Miao An squatted halfway, Zhang Lun felt that the huge bust was really majestic!

But Miao An's almond-shaped eyes were full of waves, and she looked at Zhang Lun in a daze and said: "And... the servant girl thinks, if she knows martial arts, she can still protect the young master..."

But she didn't notice the towering snow-white mountain peaks under the neckline!

first!It was the first time that Zhang Lun felt his crotch rising when he arrived in the Ming Dynasty, and he was rushing towards the direction of Yizhu Qingtian!

This is really a goblin who can kill people!Zhang Lun sighed, and took the Xiuchun knife that Emperor Hongzhi had bestowed on him, handed it to Miao An who was in a daze, and smiled to cover up his embarrassment.

"Sister also knows this knife, it was given to me by His Majesty. Since my sister wants to practice swords, then equip me with this knife to protect me!"

Miao An stared blankly at Zhang Lun putting the Xiuchun Knife in her hand, and after a while, she uttered "嘤~~" and sat on the ground paralyzed holding the knife with tears in her almond eyes.

This is the sword given by the emperor!This is the precious sword bestowed by the emperor!Miao An couldn't believe it at first, and then trembled with excitement.

However, Miao An was sobbing and shaking the huge Mount Everest, while sobbing: "Young master is so kind to Nunu... Nunu is willing to die for you now... From now on, you will be Nunu's heaven, Nunu's land, all of Nunu's..."

Zhang Lun couldn't laugh or cry, he just thought of the group of majestic female bodyguards who used to be beside Ka Dazuo in his previous life.Since Miao An has this thought, why not be her female bodyguard once in this life? !

"Sister Miao An, don't cry, if you cry again, I won't give you the knife." After persuading him for a long time, Zhang Lun threatened Miao An with all his teeth and claws when he couldn't persuade her.

But he also didn't think about his appearance carved in pink and jade, how could he scare people? !

Sure enough, Miao'an "Puchi~" was actually teased by Zhang Lun and laughed out loud, but then she hugged the Xiuchun knife tightly and said with a pout: "Your master gave it to Nunu, that is Nunu." Yes! From now on, it will be slave slaves!"

After speaking, holding the knife, he twisted his S-shaped figure and disappeared like flying.

Zhang Lun rubbed his nose and smiled wryly, he was too handsome to scare people.Do I want to create a ghost mask and wear it like the Lanling King in history...

It was also at this time that Zhang Lun received a report from the residence sent by Cao Mingqi, which roughly meant that the imperial court had agreed to the charter Zhang Lun's county, courtyard, government, and township requested by Tixue Yushi Fangzhi, all of which were completed in Nanzhili.

This surprised Zhang Lun, he thought there would be at least some quarreling in the courtroom for a while.Didn't expect it to be approved so soon.

What Zhang Lun didn't know was that the most powerful Qingliu who jumped in the court hall were basically pulled out to clean up the meal, and the rest trembled and dared not speak.

The three major scholars felt that this matter was easy to do, but Fang Zhi's request was not unreasonable.

At any rate, they exaggerated Zhang Lun's status as Qilin, the world's most powerful unicorn. After you have finished exaggerating, you have to show evidence to convince people, right? !

Emperor Hongzhi naturally didn't mind testing Zhang Lun more. In his opinion, only after a lot of tempering can he become the pillar of his son's hands!

In this way, Tixue Yushi Fangzhi's application for Zhang Lunnan Zhili's entrance examination was passed smoothly.

Even the guarantor in the Suzhou government was troublesome to find. The magistrate Cao Mingqi directly stamped his own seal and asked someone to use it as a guarantee.This was another uproar, and the entire Suzhou government knew that this "unicorn of the world" was going to study in Suzhou.

Everyone stretched their necks, waiting to see what kind of results this unicorn would get in the test.

Amid all the turmoil, Enke, which has never happened in history this time, slowly kicked off...

Chapter 51 The Story of the Capital, Unlucky Qian Neng

But before the start of the exam, the eunuch Qian Neng, who was sent by Di Bao, came in a hurry.

The old eunuch can't do it if he doesn't come, because the emperor actually asked someone to send a handwritten letter to Zhang Lun.

When he first got this letter, Qian Neng also felt very inconceivable, because this letter was sent directly through Dongchang's channel.

Unfortunately, the old eunuch originally asked his nephew to deliver the letter, but the nephew got so drunk that he almost lost the letter.

This frightened the old eunuch into a cold sweat. Couldn't he see it if others couldn't see it? !The handwriting on that letter is clearly written by the imperial pen of the current Emperor Hongzhi!

Damn damn it!If he lost the letter from Emperor Hongzhi to Zhang Lun, Qian Neng felt that he would lose his head too.

Without any hesitation, the old eunuch first broke the leg of his nephew, and then rode to Taohuawu overnight with his entourage.

Zhang Lun couldn't help crying and laughing when he received the letter from Emperor Hongzhi. Your Majesty the emperor even took time to write to me!

Qian Neng didn't dare to open the letter to read it, but Zhang Lun felt nothing after reading it.

It was a letter written to Zhang Lun by Emperor Hongzhi not as an emperor but as an uncle.It means, you have been tossing around in the capital, how come you are still tossing around in the south of the Yangtze River!

The Empress Dowager likes the new storybook very much!Your kid's new song "Rolling Yangtze River East Passing Water" is also good, make a copy for Uncle Shi as a souvenir.

By the way, tell Uncle Shi what fun things did you encounter during this trip?Although it is said that you are not required to do secret performances, it is also necessary to exchange letters with Uncle Shi to talk about the situation outside the capital!Also, don't pay too much attention to the goods!

If the time was set back more than ten days ago and Zhang Lun was with Emperor Hongzhi in the court, he would know why Emperor Hongzhi sent this letter.

"This Fang Xinzhi is really a nonsense!" In the cabinet warm room, Liu Jian, a bachelor, snorted angrily, "How can a student be transferred at will?! What is the imperial examination for the country to obtain talents!"

Li Dongyang and others followed the sound, and Liu Jian handed over the memorial in his hand, still lingering in anger, "I thought that Fang Xinzhi at least knew a little bit of etiquette, but in the end he made such wild words!"

After taking the memorial, Li Dongyang and Xie Qian circulated it and couldn't help laughing.

But Li Dongyang comforted Liu Jian and said, "Don't be upset, Mr. Hui'an, Fang Xinzhi is also out of consideration for the game. That idiot is too famous, and he is young, so naturally there are dissatisfied scholars..."

"Since the Song Dynasty, the style of writing in the south has been stronger than that in the north. If you put Chi Huer in the south of the Yangtze River for reference and pass the exam, then the rumors will naturally fade away..."

Liu Jian was only annoyed for a while, and he was naturally not confused to be able to sit in the old man's seat.

Chapter 52 Pass the letter and attach the silver to Ouchi, wait for my success to fight Miao'an

Uncle Shi, don't say that your nephew is greedy for money.But if there is no wealth in this world, how can the big court hall and the small family hall survive? !Take Chaotang as an example, the entire empire would be unable to move without money and food in this household department.

The Ministry of War is short of money and food, as far away as the Nine Borders and as close as the capital, they may all have to mutiny!

Besides, the princes in the court, if there is no money, food and salary, what will they eat and drink? !And your internal treasury, people in the palace eat horses and come down to Jinshan Yinhai in a day!

Besides, if you have money, are these still problems? !Certainly not!Think about it, you need to have 5000 to 1000 million taels of live silver in your treasury.Gritting his teeth, he took out [-] million taels and let it go: the soldiers chopped off a head for ten taels of silver!

You see, there are not enough trees in the mountains and plains for them to chop.Where is the trouble on the nine sides!

Zhang Lun's writing was completely ecstasy, but Miao An, who was waiting on the side to study ink, was terrified. She also went to school!

So he couldn't help but asked slightly tremblingly: "My lord, what are you..."

"Oh, reply to your majesty." Zhang Lun wrote over and over without raising his head and said, "Didn't you see Eunuch Qian came all the way from Jinling to find me? I have to finish writing quickly and let him send it back."

Miao An's tender body trembled, and she stretched out her hand to cover her mouth.Looking at his son with watery almond eyes, his face was full of disbelief.

Zhang Lun continued to splash ink on the letter paper without realizing it: Uncle Shi, my nephew is not such a heartless person!It's good, naturally I won't forget Uncle Shi!

So, of the 6 taels of silver, I keep 3 for myself.The rest was all transported back by Eunuch Qian, and [-] taels of it was for honoring my elder father, and Wang Shishu handed it over.

There are still [-] in it to honor Uncle Shi, after all Uncle Shi cares so much for his nephew!

The other 500 is for His Highness, I have no objection if you want to save money.But look at what you have done to His Highness, last time you came to my place to fight and lost [-] taels, you couldn't even get it out.

A few courtiers pitifully asked the guards to borrow money indiscriminately, and managed to get together with pearls and golden melon seeds.This is too shabby, right? !

So the 1 taels are for His Highness.At any rate, give some rewards to the servants, and they will serve them with care.It's hard for a man with money, but it's hard for a man without money!

"Teacher..." When Xu Jing walked to the door, Zhang Lun had just finished writing.He beckoned him in and said, "How much silver do you have in the story book for Master?!"

Xu Jing was stunned for a moment, but immediately replied: "There are already more than 10 taels. If my mentor wants to get Qian Hengfu, he can raise [-] taels..."

"Don't, don't, don't... just my share, you can bring 5 taels to Eunuch Qian." Zhang Lun said, and asked Qian Neng to come over: "Mr. Qian, these silvers are all for Your Majesty. If half There is less on the way..."

Qian Neng's eyelids trembled: "Don't worry, little father-in-law! Absolutely not a penny is missing!"

For the first time in his life, Qian felt that the silver was too hot to touch, especially after the letter from Zhang Lun and the boxes of silver that Xu Jing had brought out were stuck together.

Qian Neng didn't even dare to just take the money back home, because he was afraid that he would be robbed in the middle of the night.

It was Zhang Lun who was kind, and smiled and asked the old soldiers at home to escort Qian Neng back to Jinling on the dozens.

"This idiot~! Hahaha... he can come up with a little nonsense about anything." The letter didn't stay on the road for long, and Qian Neng almost tried his best to send it to the capital in the fastest way.

Emperor Hongzhi looked at Zhang Lun's handwriting in his imperial study, and said with a smile: "This lazy boy knows how to use your Dongchang channel to send money to the capital. You can be regarded as a crooked talent..."

Xiao Jing on the side waited on him with a smile. After several dynasties, he knew exactly when he should speak and when he should shut up.

"Xiao Banban, where is the silver sent by Chihuer?!" Hearing the call of Emperor Hongzhi who finally let go of the letter, Xiao Jing bowed and said: "Belief is light but silver is more important. I am afraid that your majesty is in a hurry, so I will take it first." The man brings the letter and the silver is still on the way.”

Emperor Hongzhi put down the letter, then rummaged through the letter paper and found "Linjiang Immortal Rolling Yangtze River East Passing Water" written by Zhang Lun himself, holding it in his hand.

Then he said to Xiao Jing: "Xiao Banban, I took 3 taels of silver from the inner treasury and handed it over to Mao Gong. Tell him that this is the pen fee that Chi Huer entrusted me to hand over..."

Emperor Hongzhi paused for a moment, then smiled wryly and said, "Allow 5000 taels to the prince. Chi Huer said that I was mean to the prince, but there is some truth to it..."

"The minister obeys the order~!" Xiao Jing bowed to accept the order, but Emperor Hongzhi pondered for a while and said, "You can take another 5000 taels and share it with you. You have worked hard with me all these years..."

Hearing the words, Xiao Jing prostrated himself on the ground and bowed in a low voice: "It's my blessing to serve His Majesty!"

Emperor Hongzhi did laugh and helped Xiao Jing up and then ordered him to drive to the Empress Dowager Zhou, who was a die-hard fan of Zhang Lun.

When Zhang Lun's "Rolling Yangtze River East Passing Water" was passed back to Beijing Normal University, the Empress Dowager Zhou ordered Chen Weizhen, the palace order next to her, to read it several times, and then asked Emperor Hongzhi to find Zhang Lun's handwriting for him.

Of course Zhang Lun doesn't know that he has a fan in the palace who doesn't update and can really kill his fans.

Now he is watching in amazement that the heroic Miao An is wearing a special protective gear, swinging a machete and shouting, but he is inextricably fighting with several old soldiers.

"Junior Brother's maidservant has a very good foundation and is extremely spiritual. I have seen talents over the years, and there are very few people who are stronger than her..."

Chen Zhoutong was by Zhang Lun's side, and sighed: "Besides, I have your medicine bath as a supplement and you are willing to endure hardships. That's why I have such achievements!"

It’s okay not to mention medicated bath, but when it comes to medicated bath, Zhang Lun has a black line on his forehead...

It's a great thing to have a pleasing and broad-minded childlike girl by your side.

But what the hell can you watch and can't eat, and she has to help you take a bath, which is not very fun.

Almost every time Zhang Lun takes a bath, he feels that this is God’s test of his willpower, especially when Miao’an rubs his back and kneads him, and the snow-white Mount Everest slaps him from time to time...

Zhang Lun felt his good brother under his crotch constantly roaring the most primitive beast:

I see ~ mountains ~ mountains and rivers ~ ~

Mountains and rivers~~connected~~

Whenever this time, Zhang Lun deeply hated himself for being only fourteen in this body, and what was even more painful was that Miao An seemed to be unaware of it or felt that it didn't matter at all.

Humming Jiangnan little tunes, and teasing Zhang Lun with Wu Nong's soft words from time to time, and then watching Zhang Lun blushing and giggling to himself.The frost in front of the laughing body was surging and surging, making Zhang Lun mad with anger...

too bad!It's too bad! !Zhang Lun was full of grief and indignation, especially after practicing martial arts, Miao An's height began to grow significantly.His strength also increased, even to the point where he could wrap Zhang Lunheng in a blanket and carry him back to the bed...

Sister Miao An, you wait for the young master!Zhang Lun's face is full of bulls, labor and management will let you know what Zhang Chihu is!

Chapter 53 Miao'an pear flower gun, the county examination is finally open

"Junior Brother~! Junior Brother~!" Chen Zhoutong couldn't help being startled when he saw his cheap junior brother's face turn green and then pale, and he gritted his teeth: "Junior brother, don't worry, our fist is for health preservation. Your maid will definitely It won't hurt you."

Zhang Lun could only smile reluctantly and nodded: "Senior brother just said that Sister Miao'an has a good foundation?!"

"Hmm..." Chen Zhoutong looked at Miao An who was shouting and fighting with several old soldiers of the Duke's Mansion on the field, and said in a deep voice, "I have an old pear flower gun with the Yang family in Shandong, so I will shoot it later. This set of marksmanship was passed down to Miao'an..."

As he spoke, Chen Zhoutong let out a deep breath: "Perhaps, in my lifetime, I can see the demeanor of the legendary 'Twenty Years Pear Blossom Spear, Invincible in the World', Mrs. Yang Si!"

Hearing what Chen Zhoutong said, Zhang Lun couldn't believe it, what the hell!Labor and management just bought a maid, although she is a child-faced Giant God Peak, but she didn't reach the point of saying this, right? !

Lady Yang Si is a legendary figure who was active in the complex era of the late Jin, Song and Yuan Dynasties.She was a strange woman who led an insurgent army at that time. It is recorded in "Song History Li Quan Biography" that she claimed to be "invincible in the world with the pear flower gun for 20 years".

On this point, Qi Jiguang of later generations also said in "Ji Xiao Xin Shu" that "it is unpredictable and deified, and there are few masters in later generations."It is also mentioned in He Liangchen's "Zhi Ji", which claims that "the only one who is invincible in the world is the Yang family's pear flower spear skills."

It can be seen that this pear flower gun is real, and what Yang Si's wife Yang Miaozhen said back then may not be a lie.

Zhang Lun smacked his mouth, looked at Miao An smiling and took off his protective gear and ran towards him, suddenly he felt that it would be nice to have a beautiful armed maid who can fight well!

"Young master~! Aren't you studying and telling me not to disturb you?! Why did you come to the school grounds?!"

Miao An blinked her almond eyes, but she seemed a little awkward in a protective suit and couldn't do Wanfu's movements.

Although Miao An was already tightly restraining her chest, it was a pity that her mountain peak was so huge that even the protective clothing was squeezed out of shape...

Zhang Lun smiled and raised his hand to pat Miao An's head. Seeing her angrily swaying left and right to avoid it, he smiled and said, "Come and see my sister Miao An showing her supernatural power~!"

"Uncle Long, Uncle Meng and the others let me do it. If I had really used my strength, my servant would have been knocked down." Miao An was praised, and she was as happy as a meow who had been rewarded by her master, wishing she could catch Zhang Lun and rub against him.

Zhang Long and Zhang Meng, who took off their armor and put on dry clothes, came over and waved their hands: "Miss Miao'an just lacks some experience in battle and cutting armor. If we experience a few more times, we old guys may not I can hold her."

Zhang Lun couldn't help exhaling when he heard the words, and nodded.It seems that after this exam, I have to practice more.

Otherwise, if Miao An really overtakes her, where will she put her face!

In a blink of an eye, it was time for the county examination to start. When it was still daylight, Zhang Lun rode a horse slowly to the examination room where Wuxian County School was located.

The morning light slowly rose, looking at those old men with gray heads but not even wearing Confucian shirts, wearing white patched clothes with holes in straw sandals, but still looking forward to it in front of the county school.

Zhang Lun couldn't help but sigh in his heart: the white-headed boy, how sad?Excuse me?

His appearance also attracted countless eyes "swipe...", Zhang Lun himself is used to it.This is also one of the reasons why he doesn't like going out very much now, it seems that wherever he goes, he can easily attract a lot of attention.

Without him, only handsome ears.