Great Wei Nengchen
Page 624
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Four generals Xu Huang, Yu Jin, Li Dian, and Le Jin came, all wearing iron armor, holding swords, and murderous looks on their faces. If they weren't carrying wine and meat, they would have thought they were here to fight!
"You guys!...This is a conspiracy, I wouldn't kill you if I killed you...vomit!"
Seeing the four people who came in and the wine jar they were holding in their arms, Simpi was so angry and hated, coupled with his weak body, that he rolled his eyes and passed out!
"Dizzy?...Then just drink the bar and don't stop until you finish drinking!"
The four generals looked at each other, people could faint, but they had to drink wine, they rushed up, hugged Simpi's body, opened their mouths, lifted the wine jars and poured them hard, no matter what, they had to pour several jars of wine Go down and let him sleep for a few days and nights, this is the military order given by the second son, and it must be carried out!
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"Ouch! ... Ooh! Ooh!"
Three days later, Simpi finally woke up, lying on the couch, his face was as pale as paper, and he breathed more than a dead person. Now, no matter how stupid people are, they understand that they have been tricked. It's been ten days, but I've been lying drunk for ten days, and I haven't done any serious business. Everyone said that the military situation is on fire, and Hebei is still waiting for news from me!
"Using alcohol to hurt people and delay time, such a sinister, vicious, wicked and smoky idea, who came up with it?"
"Cao Pi? I'm so young, I'm afraid he doesn't have such a deep city?"
"Er Xun? - An upright gentleman, with high moral character, would not come up with such a vicious scheme!"
"Man Chong, Mao Jie - brothers from the same school, you don't have such a cruel heart!"
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Lying on the couch, Simpi was retching and thinking hard. Such a sinister solution is beyond the reach of ordinary people. Could it be that ghost... vomit!vomit!
In any case, you can’t drink any more wine, otherwise your own life will be in danger. With the support of two servants, Simpi wrote a couplet with trembling hands and hung it at the gate of the station:
Shanglian: Drunkenness hurts the body and delays military affairs!
The second couplet: It is better to drink less, so that you can cultivate yourself and keep your family healthy!
Hengpi: Someone is making trouble!
Chapter 823 Two Generations of Hearts Need to Be Fucked!
'Talking with the sword, smiling proudly, not disgrace the king's life, not losing the honor of the minister', this is the standard of a messenger. Judging by this, Simpi is undoubtedly a loser. For half a month, he vomited faintly every day Secretly, it was a great shame and humiliation for him to fail to accomplish one of the main tasks, so after learning from the painful experience, he decided to launch a counterattack!
To treat the gentleman in the right way, and to play tricks against the villain, if he wants to get rid of the embarrassing situation, he must be shameless once, first use a pair of couplets to quit drinking, and then, Simpi uses the ultimate skill - hunger strike!
Hunger strike - means not eating or drinking, sitting in the post house, and using this extreme method to protest. Simpi also officially announced: "If you don't see Prime Minister Cao for a day, you will go on a hunger strike for a day until you die of starvation. Let the Cao family bear the notoriety of torturing and killing envoys, and from then on, everyone will hate it!"
This trick really worked, it was about the face of the Cao family, how could the prime minister's mansion just ignore it, half a day later, a familiar face appeared... the second son Cao Pi!
"I heard that Mr. held a meeting with guests, set wine and sang songs day and night, such an elegant thing is passed down as a good talk in Xuchang City, I am really envious of others!"
To survive in the troubled times, one must have a dark belly and a thick skin. In this regard, Cao Pi inherited his father's excellent genes. An extremely shady thing, if you say it is a beautiful talk, it is really better than blue!
"It's just a little drink, nothing to show off. This envoy has been in Xuchang for many days, and he hasn't paid a visit to the prime minister. It's really rude. I would like to ask the second son to make it happen. Hebei soldiers are very grateful!"
For the sake of the envoy's face, knowing that he was being bullied by others, he had to knock his teeth out and swallow it, but, Simpi is not easy to provoke, his words revealed a threat, and the hundreds of thousands of soldiers in Hebei are the biggest The capital is gone!
"Sir, what you said is wrong. When envoys from other towns enter the capital, they must first meet the emperor and report local affairs. This is the ancestral system of the Han family. How can it be ignored? Does Hebei have the heart to disobey?"
Those who are close to Zhu are red, and those who are close to ink are black. Cao Pi has been studying with a group of politicians all day long.
"Is this... what Second Young Master said is very true, but the foreign minister Meng Lang is being rude. Since he was the emperor first and then the prime minister, the officials and people in Hebei are loyal to the emperor and patriotic, and they have no two hearts!"
Losing the verbal battle, Simpi wanted to hit the wall in depression, knowing that the other party was delaying time, but there was nothing he could do.
Everyone in the world knows that the Han Dynasty is extremely weak, and the little emperor is just a puppet. It is the prime minister Cao Cao who really controls the military and political power. The interview in Xuchang this time is also a game between the two groups of Cao and Yuan. That person has no right to speak at all!
The problem is that the little emperor no longer has any rights, no right to speak, but he is the son of the Han Dynasty after all, with the title of righteousness. The 400-year-old Jiangshan Sheji has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Offer your own knees, the title of monarch and minister, crush people to death!
What is even more depressing is that, according to the system of the Han Dynasty, before the envoys of the princes pay homage to the emperor, they must fast for three days, bathe and change their clothes before entering the palace to salute, in order to show their respect for the authority of the emperor. It takes three days to see the little emperor, otherwise he will be a rebellious minister and traitor!
"Hey!... One step behind, step by step behind, Yuan Gong was indecisive and missed a good opportunity, let Cao Cao take the little emperor to Xuchang, from then on, he took the political initiative by "holding the emperor to order the princes", and now he is controlled by others everywhere, I really regret it. !"
Even if there are 1 people who are unwilling, Simpi has to stay in the post house obediently, eat vegetarian food every day, take a bath frequently, burn incense and present gifts, and wait for the summoning of the emperor!
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"Boom!...Boom! Boom!"
Three days later, the drums of the imperial city sounded, the gates of the palace were opened wide, the emperor issued a decree, and summoned envoys. Simpi put on official court clothes, and under the guidance of the eunuchs, entered the palace through the Taiping Gate. Go to the hall to face the king, kneel down three times and kowtow nine times, present the tribute brought from Hebei, sing praises, and finally accept the emperor's inquiry!
"Aiqing, let me live without courtesy!... I live in the palace and haven't been out of Beijing for a long time. I don't know how the military affairs and people's livelihood in Hebei are. Is General Yuan in good health?"
After all, it is the Han family. Although Liu Xie does not make the decision, it is good to have a taste. In fact, he also understands in his heart that whether it is Cao Cao or Yuan Shao, they are all gangsters. They are all coveting the country and society. If you go down, your throne will be safe!
"Thanks to His Majesty's blessings, the four prefectures in Hebei have good weather and good weather. The people live and work in peace and prosperity. The general is even more conscientious. He mounts to command the army and dismounts to rule the people. He dare not slack off in the slightest!"
The emperor issued an edict and answered all questions. Simpi stated the situation in Hebei. Of course, what he said was only superficial, and the core issues should be kept strictly confidential. Some know it!
As far as political wisdom is concerned, among the 24 monarchs of the Han Dynasty, Liu Xie can probably rank seven or eight. Although he is not as talented as Emperor Gao, Emperor Wen, Emperor Jing, and Emperor Wu, compared to Emperor Ping, Emperor Huan, and Emperor Ling... ...Those prodigal sons are too strong. If it is a peaceful and prosperous age, it is more than enough to be a conservative king!
It's a pity that good fortune tricks people. Among the 24 emperors, Liu Xie's luck belongs to the bottom five. It is only slightly better than the poisoned Emperor He, Zhidi, Chongdi, and Shaodi. -Liu He has some fights, but there is no one for the position of the king, but no one for the blessing of the king!
After the question and answer, the little emperor expressed his satisfaction, and decreed to give Yuan Shao an imperial horse and an imperial belt, in order to favor and trust his ministers, he also praised Simpi, and granted him the honorary title of "Guang Lu Xun". And give an imperial meal!
"My lord!--Thank Your Majesty for your grace!--Hoo!"
It is a great honor for the royal family to give food, but after entering the side hall and seeing the prepared royal food, Simpi burst into tears immediately, not because he was moved, but because he was so sad!
To be honest, the royal meal is pretty good. A piece of golden preserved deer, a fat river fish, some fresh vegetables, and a bowl of corn rice. The color, aroma, and taste are complete, making people very appetizing. The problem is, in addition to the dishes, there is also a large jar of imperial wine, which has a capacity of more than ten catties. I don't know if it was ordered by the little emperor, or some people have ulterior motives!
The royal meals are not taken away. In order to show the loyalty of the courtiers, they must be eaten up, not a single grain of rice is left. Simpi is in his prime, so it is okay to eat some food, but not to drink!
Half a month of heavy drinking not only hurt his stomach, but also left a psychological shadow. Let alone drinking, he wanted to vomit as soon as he smelled the alcohol, and immediately the sky was dark and his limbs were weak. Anyone who dares not to drink will have to swallow even the poison!
"woo woo woo woo!"
Simpi was crying bitterly while eating the royal meal. When drinking, his eyes were closed even more, and he put on a desperate posture. It took two hours to finish the meal. Not a single grain of rice was left, and a mouthful of royal wine was not wasted. Finally, with the support of several eunuchs, he staggered out of the imperial city!
"The Hebei envoy's tears are like running water. He is really a rare loyal minister!"
"There are too many people who have given imperial meals, but this is the first one to cry so bitterly. There is hope for the great Han Dynasty!"
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Seeing the departing figure, the eunuchs on duty gave their thumbs up and praised. With such a loyal courtier, the great Han Dynasty is full of vitality!
"Whoa!...Whoa! Whoa!"
But who knew, as soon as Simpi got into the carriage, he started to vomit wildly, and sprayed all the way. After returning to the post station, he fell headlong on the couch. Let's talk about it after a few days of self-cultivation!
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