Great Wei Nengchen

During the Han Dynasty, it was common for scholars to drink alcohol. As an envoy, Simpi had an excessive capacity for alcohol. But after drinking with each other, he realized that he was no match at all. After drinking eight bowls of fine wine, his face remained unchanged and his speech remained unchanged, just like a normal person, but on the other hand, Xin Pi was a bit overwhelmed!

This is not surprising, don't forget, the skills of the Cao family brothers were taught by Xiao Yi. In addition to bow horse riding and archery, military strategy, drinking is also an important course. After receiving special training, they must drink two jars of spirits in a row Go on down and write another volume of "Sun Tzu's Art of War". If the handwriting is not messy and the words are correct, you can be considered qualified. Otherwise, you will be served with a whip dipped in cold water!

Thinking of the past experience, Cao Pi was very grateful. What his brother-in-law said was right - "Poetry, singing, eating, drinking and having fun... It's all a knowledge when you use it to the proficiency!"

"I treat you kindly today, and I will never forget it... If you are rude, please... Putong!"

After drinking another bowl of fine wine, Simpi finally couldn't hold on any longer, he felt dizzy, his eyelids seemed to be weighed down by a heavy weight, he couldn't open them no matter what, he fell to the ground, and fell into a deep sleep !

But before he lost his mind, he also understood a truth: "In terms of Wenzhiwugong-personal charm, not only Cao Cao is far better than Yuan Shao, even Cao's children are better than Yuan's prodigal sons!"

Chapter 822 The Sorrow of Drinkers!

"Ouch!... water... give me water!

I don't know how long he had been in a coma, but Simpi slowly woke up. He only felt dry mouth, headache, and a blank mind. He didn't know where he was or what he was going to do. I forgot, I just vaguely remember that I drank a lot of wine!

"The water is here, drink it slowly... I vomited seven or eight times a night, I drank too much!"

The old servants Xin Fu and Xin Lu stayed by their side all the time. When they saw their master woke up, they quickly helped him up and slowly poured a few cups of herbal tea. After a while, Xin Pi finally woke up!

"What a powerful second son of the Cao family. He is young, but he has a brilliant literary talent and an astonishing amount of talent. Such a young hero has a bright future!"

After clearing his mind, Simpi finally remembered that he and Cao Pi had a good time talking and drinking, but they got completely drunk, but he didn't have anything to do, what a terrible young man!

"I'm exhausted... what time is it now?"

"Reporting to the master, it's already the moment of application!"

"The banquet at noon, I actually slept for more than two hours?"

"Reporting to Master, it's time for the next day, and you've slept for more than fourteen hours!"

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"Gollum! - Gollum!"

Hearing that he had slept for a day and a night, Simpi was stunned for a moment, but the strong hunger in his stomach proved that the two old servants were telling the truth. It was the first time in his life that he was so drunk!

After being drunk, his stomach hurts and he can't eat big fish or meat. The two old servants boiled some corn porridge and let Simpi drink it slowly to recuperate his stomach. They also boiled bath water for him. After he was full, he took a bath and changed his clothes. , has been busy until the sunset, and finally recovered!

With a head full of energy, it's time to get busy with business. Sitting in the bedroom, Sim Pi began to figure out that the next step was to visit the prime minister's mansion. He had to make various preparations, that is, to complete the task and not offend Cao Cao, otherwise It's hard to keep a head on the item!

Before he could think it through, a servant came in and reported: "Two old friends are visiting, and they have already entered the posthouse!"

"Brother Zuozhi!... We haven't seen each other for a few years, I really miss us, let's have a good drink tonight!"

While talking, two people walked in from outside the door, smiling and bowing their hands. It was Man Chong and Mao Jie, with several attendants behind them, carrying venison, lamb leg, pork shoulder... all kinds of delicacies, and There is a large urn of fine wine, which seems to weigh twenty or thirty catties!

"It turns out that the two elder brothers came to visit, and the younger brother greeted me for being far away, so I will forgive you face to face!" Seeing the figures of the two, Xin Pi quickly stood up and saluted with fists clasped, his expression was quite excited!

It turned out that more than ten years ago, the three of them studied in Yanzhou, worshiped under the same great Confucianism, and learned the art of "helping the world and saving the people". , and often subsidized this poor junior!

After finishing their studies, the three parted ways, and each went to join the Ming Lord. Xinpi wandered around Hebei and joined Yuan's sect, but unfortunately he was unsuccessful. Man Chong and Mao Jie were lucky, and their eyes were more accurate. Now that the official worships the East and West meritorious officers, the title of the Marquis of the Guannei, and the management of talent selection, it can be regarded as success and fame!

"My brothers have been separated for many years, and it is really not easy to meet again today... Sit down and drink!"

"I have long heard that the two elder brothers are in Xuchang, and they are reused by the prime minister. They are high-ranking and noble. Congratulations!"

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The brothers and sisters reunited after a long time, so naturally there are endless things to talk about. The friendship between men needs good wine to cheer them up. Man Chong and Mao Jie poured their glasses dry and drank very generously!

Simpi had just woken up from a hangover, so he wasn't suitable for drinking, but he had no choice but to grit his teeth. The friendship between classmates can't be refuted even if he vomits blood. There's nothing to say... drink Bar!

"The way of great learning is to be clear and bright, to be close to the people, to stop at the ultimate good, to know the end and then to be calm, to be calm after being calm, to be at peace after being at peace, to be able to worry after being at ease, to be able to gain after thinking, everything has its root and its end, and everything has its own Always...haha!"

When the wine was in full swing, the three of them became very excited, took off their clothes one after another, jumped up and down, and sang the famous Confucian classic "The Great Learning". They really missed their youth, and only met each other while drunk!

In the end, the three of them drank for a whole night and drank half a urn of spirits. They were all drunk. Man Chong and Mao Jie were carried back to rest by the attendants. Tea, cooking porridge, slowly sobering up...

"I'm going to die with a headache... I can't drink any more recently, it's delaying my business!"

Just woke up from a hangover, another binge drinking, this time really hurt, Simpi slept soundly for two days and one night, and then was woken up by two servants, if he doesn't get up to eat again, I'm afraid he will starve to death!

Next, the two servants supported him, took a hot bath to refresh himself, and finally cleaned up. Simpi's hair was not dry yet. Food and wine!"

Hearing that the famous 'Er Xun' was coming, Xin Pi didn't dare to neglect, clutching his aching stomach, he stepped out to greet him!

"The younger generation has seen the two gentlemen. When I came to Xuchang, I failed to pay a visit. Instead, I would like to invite the two gentlemen to come. I really deserve to die!"

Immediately after the meeting, Simpi knelt down on the ground and bowed to pay homage, with an extremely respectful attitude. It wasn't that his waist was too soft, but the difference in status was too great!

In terms of official positions, Er Xun is Shangshu Ling and Shangshu Pushe, both of whom are marquises, and have a large area of ​​food. Simpi is just a small master, a low-level official, and has no reputation yet!

In terms of qualifications and talents, Er Xun is famous all over the world, and he is a master of Confucianism. If he is serious about seniority, Simpi will call them uncle and master. This is definitely a kind of authority in the era of respecting teachers and teaching. Press it!

The most important thing is that all three of them were born in Yingchuan County, and they are veritable fellow villagers. They met each other many years ago, so they naturally have a special sense of intimacy!

"When old friends meet each other, we must drink to our heart's content with delicious food and wine!"

"As long as the two gentlemen are happy, this junior will definitely risk his life to accompany you!"

"Win the drink!"

"Win the drink!"

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The elders from my hometown came to visit and brought good wine and food. This is a great courtesy. No matter how uncomfortable you are, you have to grit your teeth and persevere. There is nothing to say, just one word... drink!

There is a famous saying in Confucianism: "Given by the elders, dare not give up." As long as Er Xun raises his glass, Simpi will drink as much as he wants, and he must drink more as a respect. One bowl, when someone drinks a bowl, he has to jump into the wine jar to take a bath. After doing this, the result can be imagined... getting drunk, sleeping, pouring tea, cooking porridge...

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"Ouch!...Whoa! Whoa!"

Three days later, Sim Pi was lying on the couch, still vomiting. At first, he vomited wine, then yellow water in his stomach, and finally he vomited nothing. He could only open his mouth and retch!

After such a toss, the scholar who was originally energetic disappeared, and there was only a drunkard with disheveled hair and a pale complexion. His whole body seemed to be cramped and limp. Can't get up!

Unfortunately, the disaster was not over yet. Just when Simpi swore to God that he would never drink alcohol again, the servant came to report-another distinguished guest came to the door. Those are the four generals, without friendship, but with fists!

"I heard that Mr. George's quantity is amazing, the four of us came to visit, just to get drunk!"

"Everyone is a drinker. We brought good wine and good food. Mister won't let you down!"

"We are rough people. If someone doesn't show face, we like to talk with swords!"