I really don't want to lie down and win

"what?"

"You're back?" Yang Xiaoman said excitedly, "I'm at home...Parents aren't here today."

￣￣; confused

Is Σ`д′ノノ crazy?

"Cough cough!"

"Xiaoman?" Xu Mang asked cautiously, "Are you implying something to me?"

"No!"

"You think so?" Yang Xiaoman said with a smile, "What do you want to do to me?"

Snapped!

Xu Mang hung up the call directly.

however,

It never occurred to him that Xu Mang was one small step closer to death.

...

magic city,

Xiaoman's doorstep.

Holding the key, Xu Mang hesitated to open the door, for fear that a crazy Yang Xiaoman would appear after opening the door.

"I'm back!" Xu Mang opened the door and shouted.

Huh?

no one?

Xu Mang froze for a moment. It's only 09:30, how could there be no one?

cooked a bowl of noodles,

Xu Mang sat on the sofa and watched TV while eating a big bowl of noodles.

After half an hour,

Suddenly, a short girl popped out of Xu Mang's room, holding a rolling pin, and shouted at Xu Mang, "Are you an idiot? I've been waiting for you in the room for more than half an hour, ma'am, and you're lying on the sofa." watch TV?"

Fuck...

So there?

This Nima...

Xu Mang looked at Yang Xiaoman, who was furious, and didn't know what to do for a while, so he said cautiously, "When I opened the door, I yelled something...why didn't you answer me?"

"Didn't I want to give you a surprise?" Yang Xiaoman exploded in anger, waving the rolling pin, threatening: "Today you must give me an explanation, otherwise you will not want to live today!"

Xu Mang: 囧

Too bad!

This woman is really going crazy!

In the face of dignity and living, Xu Mang chose to live in the world, pulled Xiaoman into his arms without saying a word, and whispered softly: "The two of us are like this, what else can we say... .”

Xiaoman curled up in her arms, and said with a twist: "There are too many explanations, such as you..."

At this time,

Xiaoman leaned close to Xu Mang's ear, said something softly, and a blush suddenly appeared on his face.

"Xiaoman?"

"Do Mom and Dad know that you are such a woman?" Xu Mang said helplessly, "Unexpectedly, there is such a dirty heart hidden under your pure surface."

Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes, and said silently: "I'm also a normal person, okay?"

"No no no!"

"Normal people are not like you." Xu Mang said with a smile: "First of all, you are not normal here..."

Xu Mang's hands directly covered Pingchuan.

"I wanted to let you go and save your life, but..." Yang Xiaoman took out a notepad with no expression on his face, and said calmly: "Now let's calculate the old and new accounts together, and the above records This is the total number of times you hung up on me and the reasons why you hung up on me when you were at Jiang University."

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, looking at Yang Xiaoman's serious face, he felt a bit of coolness, and stretched his hand towards her waist involuntarily.

Snapped!

"Let's talk about business with you, don't mess with me." Yang Xiaoman slapped Xu Mang's outstretched hand away, and stared viciously: "It's too late to do such a thing now!"

words fell,

Yang Xiaoman began to narrate some of the outrageous things that Xu Mang did when he was in Jiang University.

Every time you talk about something,

Xiaoman's face will add a trace of anger, and the originally handsome face becomes a little distorted.

for a long time,

Yang Xiaoman put away his death note, looked up at Xu Mang who looked hopeless, and said softly, "Tell me...how do you want to die?"

"..."

"I want to be alive and handsome." Xu Mang tilted his head and uttered an unnutritious sentence.

￣︿￣Amazing anger

￣ε￣╰╮o￣dish￣I will kill you! ! !

After a beating,

The two returned to their original state, lying on the sofa together, sprawling dog food into the air frantically.

Xu Mang covered Pingchuan,

Xiaoman has the handle,