I really don't want to lie down and win

so miserable

It feels like there are nails growing on the stool!

I can hardly sit still.

Because he was sitting on the leadership seat, Xu Mang didn't dare to sleep on it. Hearing a lot of nonsense, he almost couldn't hold on mentally.

"Now let's ask the creator of this competition, Professor Xu Mang Xu, to make a speech and talk about his views on the increasing difficulty of the questions." A certain leader said: "Everyone applauds and welcomes."

suddenly,

There was applause from the audience.

Xu Mang looked at the teachers and students in a daze.

"Hey Hey hey?"

"can you hear me?"

Xu Mang tried the microphone. Although he was disgusted with speaking on such occasions, he had listened to the leaders' speeches for a long time, and his own nonsense quality was increasing day by day. There was no problem with how to speak nonsense.

"My take on the problem is that..."

After an hour and a half,

"This is my opinion."

Xu Mang silently pushed the microphone forward, and sat in his seat calmly.

at this time,

The students in the audience are going crazy.

What the hell!

What the hell are you human?

What a simple thing, to talk nonsense for an hour and a half...

In the beginning,

I thought Xu Mang was just talking casually. After all, this occasion is not just for anyone to speak casually. However, I never thought that Xu Mang is really not a casual person, because he is not a casual person when he gets up casually. .

blah blah,

It is really impossible for ordinary people to talk nonsense for an hour and a half.

at this time,

The leader who made Xu Mang speak regretted it, but he didn't dare to complain to Xu Mang. I heard that this person's relationship is very complicated. Let's not mention his status in the field of scientific research and education, let his leader come over to replace him. He speaks, this level of strength is unimaginable.

at last,

Xu Mang survived until the end of the award ceremony, who knows what happened.

about to leave,

Xu Mang met Teacher Liang who had been waiting for a long time.

"Professor Xu!"

"I've been waiting for you for a long time." Teacher Liang Feng said with a smile.

Xu Mang: 囧

I go,

Teacher Liang was also naughty.

"Teacher Liang... can we not be rude?" Xu Mang said helplessly, "What do you want from me?"

"Remember to come over during the school celebration." Teacher Liang patted Xu Mang on the shoulder and said with a smile, "You are an outstanding alumnus of our No. [-] Middle School."

"what?"

"Forget it..." Xu Mang shook his head, and said seriously, "I'm not a good person. Wherever I go, the people there will be autistic."

"..."

"Then be a good person." Teacher Liang said, "Be kind."

"Oh..."

"I will come over during the school celebration." Xu Mang nodded.

Seeing Teacher Liang leave, Xu Mang didn't realize until the back of Teacher Liang was no longer in sight. By the way... what month is the school's anniversary?

...

At the celebration banquet,

Xu Mang sat with a group of middle-aged people, talking about boring things.

"Xu Mang?"

"Your father is..." a certain leader asked curiously.

"what?"

"A businessman." Xu Mang said expressionlessly, "A very small businessman."

Small businessman?

I'm afraid not?

The leader instantly classified Xu Mang as the eldest master of so-and-so, but he had to sigh with emotion that Xu Mang was one of the best of these second generations, and he had walked a path that no one else wanted to take.

For this beautiful misunderstanding,

Xu Mang didn't want to explain too much, sometimes it would be beneficial for him to leave a little room for imagination.

After dinner,

Xu Mang sorted out his things and prepared to return to the magic capital overnight.

"Hey?"

"I'm back." Xu Mang called Xiaoman.