I really don't want to lie down and win

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman stood at a corner away from the crowd, waiting for the Maybach to pick them up. Originally, they only picked up Yang Xiaoman, but Xu Mang had a thick skin and insisted on letting her take him home.

"Don't you like buses?" Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang who was looking around, and said silently: "I asked you to sit together before, and you pretended to be reserved for my old lady. Now you try pretending again?"

"..."

"Hey, don't make trouble!" Xu Mang smiled awkwardly. The reason for this humiliation was because the bus card was lost at school... Unfortunately, it was obviously written with his name and class on it, and it ended up in the corner of the garbage dump It was found there that someone had bent it in half, and even the copper wire inside was broken.

It is clear,

This was done on purpose.

Xu Mang also thought about why he was able to make so many enemies at school. Poor academic performance might be a factor, but it was not the most important reason.

"Yang Xiaoman?"

"Do you think I'm a bad person?" Xu Mang asked.

"you?"

"Not bad!" Yang Xiaoman smiled: "You are cheap!"

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and suddenly a short circuit occurred in his brain. He stretched out his right hand to Yang Xiaoman's chest, then put his palm on it, and asked, "What about now? Am I bad or not?"

Yang Xiaoman: ╬￣dish￣

...

Saturday morning,

Xu Mang didn't go to school. He first applied for a new bus card, and then took a taxi to the school. As soon as he arrived at the school gate, he saw teachers carrying students with various cooking utensils.

"cut!"

"Finding dumplings..." Seeing these teachers and students, Xu Mang couldn't help showing contemptuous expressions. Some classes are indeed like this. Take the third and second class of the high school next door as an example. The year before last, they introduced dumplings stuffed with celery and pork. , last year they launched shepherd's purse pork stuffed dumplings.

This is barely bearable!

The year before last, I put some monosodium glutamate and salt in the soup, and last year I just poured soy sauce into it...Of course, this can be tolerated.

but,

Three dumplings for ten yuan is a bit too much!

Local tyrants with a lot of money can tolerate this kind of pricing, but...the key problem is the dumpling wrapper.

Xu Mang vaguely remembered that the year before last, he spent ten yuan to buy the dumplings from the second class. After one bite, the filling was still two kilometers away. In fact... this can be tolerated, at least there will be meat after two kilometers.

but...

Last year's dumplings were a bit unconscionable to make money, a piece of dough with a vegetable leaf...the mouth was full of soy sauce.

Ok,

Just be patient!

however,

Price increase!

Two for ten dollars!

"Ha ha!"

"I, Xu Mang, I'll put my words here today!" Xu Mang pointed at the blue sky above his head, and said forcefully, "If you kill me, I won't eat what you make!"

make an oath,

Xu Mang went to class.

no way,

Senior high school students.

After spending the whole morning in a daze, Xu Mang was hungry. Looking around, he found that the entire classroom was empty except for himself and the violent airport.

"What about people?"

"What do you mean, return people..." Yang Xiaoman rolled his eyes, and said very unhappy: "Everyone has gone to the food festival, and you, an idiot, have been sleeping all the time... I don't know if my stomach is so sick. hungry?"

Xu Mang: o╰o

This woman must have been sent by heaven to torture me!

You clearly know that you are hungry, why don't you go down and visit the food festival with everyone?

Judging by her tone, it seems that my problem is still with me!

"Uh..."

"Go to the food festival together?" Xu Mang asked.

"I'm waiting for your words!"

...

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman were three meters apart. There was no way this was a rigid rule. It was just to keep some gossips shut. After all, gossip could kill people.

Bits of life: I want to eat stinky tofu!

Bits of life: I want to eat fried bananas!

Bits of life: I want to eat wontons!

The dream of all female creatures in the universe: oh...

This was the way the two communicated. Yang Xiaoman used WeChat to inform Xu Mang what he wanted to eat, then Xu Mang bought food, and then went to the abandoned toilet on the 5th floor of Building A of the teaching building to trade.

When Yang Xiaoman walked out of the abandoned toilet with a satisfied expression on his face, Xu Mang suddenly had an artistic inspiration.

"I am full?"

"Ok!"

"Is it fragrant?"

"fragrant!"

After less than five seconds of conversation,