I really don't want to lie down and win

Many people thought it was Xu Mang, but it was just an intuition.

"Could it be..."

Thinking of Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman getting married and having children, Wang Xue felt as if he had eaten a pile of shit and felt uncomfortable. It wasn't that Xu Mang was not good enough, but Yang Xiaoman was so perfect.

...

Trigger task: Participate in the provincial competition

Explanation: Please get No.1 in a provincial writing competition

Reward: upgrade card 8

Xu Mang received a new task. This time, he rewarded eight upgrade cards, which was a big deal.

In this way,

After the semester is over, a certain attribute can be upgraded to level two.

"Hey!"

"Don't be in a daze, I have a request for you." Yang Xiaoman stared at Xu Mang and said.

"what?"

"In the future, please improve your moral character." Yang Xiaoman said with a serious face: "I think you have some problems with your thinking. You are either lazy or opportunistic. Can you be more sunny? If you exercise more, you will die?"

"meeting!"

Xu Mang nodded, and said seriously: "You may not know that I suffer from a rare disease called lying down and dying if I move. The probability of suffering from this disease is one in a trillion. "

I...

Do you really think my wife is an idiot?

What is a rare disease that can only lie down and die if you move it, isn't this just a make-up!

"Be normal for me!" Yang Xiaoman kicked Xu Mang's calf, and said angrily, "No, my follower can't be so lazy, uh... practice Sanda with me on weekends!"

Xu Mang: &

Is this woman crazy?

Practicing Sanda with her, isn't this murdering her husband?

Huh?

How can I say murder my own husband?

"no!"

"Hasn't this become a close master of some school belle?" Xu Mang shook his head, with the word firm written on his face, and said, "And you are not a school belle, at most a village belle, I want to save face , Not every woman will protect her."

Yang Xiaoman: ╬￣dish￣

...

Life is like a car driving on the highway. Either others overtake you, or you overtake others. Of course... there are special existences, such as a series of car accidents that directly crash the car and kill people.

Xu Mang belongs to the latter,

He was in a car accident, but luckily he survived.

0 points!

0 points!

0 points!

This is Xu Mang's performance recently. Every in-class test was zero, which made the teachers angry to the point of brain congestion.

"Xu Mang!"

"Can we return to the attitude that a normal student should have?" Lin Yishan blushed and growled at Xu Mang: "Every time I hand in a blank paper, I don't even write my name, what are you going to do?!"

"teacher LIN..."

"Do you believe that there is a symptom in this world that makes you dizzy as long as you hold a pen?" Xu Mang said innocently, "If you believe it, then we can continue talking. If you refuse to believe this fact, then There's nothing I can do..."

Lin Yishan exploded,

He, who was originally angry, was completely blown away by Xu Mang's so-called dizziness as long as he held a pen.

"Xu Mang!!!"

"Don't think I can't cure you!" Lin Yishan roared: "I'll give you one last chance, the city's mid-term entrance exam, you must give me a satisfactory answer!"

"oops!"

"Mr. Lin... don't be angry, anger hurts your liver!" Facing Lin Yishan's roar, Xu Mang said without blushing, "Since it's all like this, then I only have one sentence left..."

"what?"

"got windy!"

......

Chapter 38 Death Grade Hot Wings Challenge

"classmates!"

"At the end of this month, you will take the most rigorous test. All senior high school students in Ning City will take the test on the same day. The standard will be the same as the college entrance examination. I hope you can seize this opportunity!"

"Of course..." Lin Yishan paused, and said silently: "When the war is approaching, you will welcome a carnival night, tomorrow our school will hold an annual food festival, I hope everyone can have a good time. "

words fell,

The whole class erupted in loud laughter.

The so-called food festival is a group of first and second grade students, under the leadership of their homeroom teacher, set up a food stall. At first, the purpose of the school was simple, to let the students experience the cruelty of society, but...wrong, Not only did the students fail to appreciate the cruelty of society, but they were also full of expectations for this food festival.

Since then,

The food festival has become a major feature of this school, and some students even go to this school to experience the so-called campus food festival.

in the afternoon,

School gate.