Rebirth of the Entertainment Master

Huang Bo said: "Look, you bumped into someone."

Zhang Ya argued, "I didn't hit him."

Huang Bo said in an affirmative tone: "Auntie, the car is here, and the person is lying here. The scene of the accident is too clear."

Zhang Ya said anxiously, "That's not my bicycle."

Xiao Yunhai took over the conversation and said, "You didn't pedal that fast on your wife's bicycle. I was delaying your take-off!"

"Hahaha."

"Delaying takeoff is too exaggerated."

Huang Bo was afraid that something might happen to Zhang Ya in a hurry, so he quickly said to her, "Don't get excited, aunt, I'll take care of it, come and come. Oh, comrade, this one didn't break, right? Does it hurt?"

Xiao Yunhai wailed loudly: "Oh, my elbow, oh, my boring cover, oh, my waist and that."

"Are they all broken?"

"It doesn't hurt at all."

Xiao Yunhai's words caused the scene to explode again.

"Hahaha, this is the old lady's word, he used it first."

"This skit is so interesting, each one is more funny than the last one, it's great."

Huang Bo rolled his eyes and said, "It's been a while, so don't use the elimination method. It's okay, let's see if I can walk around?"

Xiao Yunhai wailed, and said: "It should be possible to go, but it must be according to the schedule."

There was another burst of crazy laughter from the audience.

Zhang Ya pointed at Xiao Yunhai, and said angrily, "Why did you follow the schedule?"

When Xiao Yunhai saw the car, he showed a panicked expression, and said: "Ah, the rims of the car are all messed up like that, and it's been a long time since I flew over there, so can I still rescue it? Look. In this way, I can fly up to 10 meters!"

Zhang Ya was anxious: "Where did you fly 10 meters?"

Xiao Yunhai patted the ground and said: "Then I've been flying for a few meters, and it's been a while, so is it meaningful to compare the three meters with me?"

Zhang Ya said angrily: "What he said are all my words!"

Xiao Yunhai lay on the ground, softly said: "This thing, who's to say who owns it."

Every time the two said something, there was a burst of laughter, and some teachers laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten their waists.

Huang Bo bent down, wanted to push Xiao Yunhai, and said, "Hey, comrade, let me help you up first, come on. Hey, this...don't you chase after that kid?"

Xiao Yunhai stood up, pointed at Huang Bo, and said joyfully, "The traffic police who deal with my accident!"

Zhang Ya said from the side: "It's over, they still know each other!"

Xiao Yunhai told Huang Bo about the matter, and Zhang Ya also remembered how she fell.

Xiao Yunhai patted his thigh, and said: "Finally the truth is revealed, aunt, I'm sorry, don't be angry with me, I didn't mean to be angry with you just now, I really had no choice, so I played it for you again and again. .”

Zhang Ya took Xiao Yunhai's hand and said, "Son, aunt misunderstood you so much, you didn't leave, and you still have to help aunt, good job."

Huang Bo also gave Xiao Yunhai a thumbs up.

Xiao Yunhai chuckled, and said the most important sentence in the whole sketch.

"Auntie, if we don't help this person, won't the hearts of the people fall? If the hearts of the people fall, we won't be able to help him even if we want to..."

"well said."

"awesome."

The teachers and classmates in the audience applauded Xiao Yunhai's words, even Xiao Yunhai's teacher Yao Wenyuan nodded and applauded for the first time.

Chapter 67 Xia Xiaohu's Conspiracy

The skit was finally over. Seeing that Xiao Yunhai and Huang Bo were about to step off the stage supporting Zhang Ya, Xiao Yunhai suddenly stopped and asked the audience: "Seeing the old man fall, do you want to help him?"

"Help." The students in the audience replied abruptly.

Xiao Yunhai was still not satisfied, so his voice was a little louder, and he asked, "Do you want to help?"

"Help." Shocking shouts resounded throughout the party.

The three of Xiao Yunhai gave everyone a thumbs up at the same time, and walked down the stage together.

"Wow wow wow."

"Clap clap clap."

Both the teacher and the students in the audience stood up and gave the three of them thunderous applause without hesitation.

Yu Yuexian's face was flushed with a smile, and while applauding, she said: "I can't believe that such a top-notch skit will come from a junior student. It's really great. I'm definitely qualified to be on any TV show."

Yao Wenyuan said with satisfaction: "I didn't expect Yunhai to have such abilities."

The three of Xiao Yunhai returned to the backstage, and the student actors all gave them thumbs up.

"This skit is fantastic."

"Cow, real cow."

The three kept saying thank you, and quickly took off their thick clothes.

Huang Bo wiped the sweat off his face and said, "Fortunately, there is an air conditioner here, otherwise, the three of us would suffer from heat stroke in less than 3 minutes."

Xiao Yunhai was also hot and drenched in sweat. Hearing this, he smiled and said, "Fortunately, we succeeded."

Zhang Ya held the headgear she just took off in her hand, and said to Xiao Yunhai in admiration: "If it weren't for your good script, we wouldn't have achieved such results."

"Okay, the three of you, stop praising each other here, eat quickly, and don't suffer from heat stroke." Zhao Wanqing distributed the three ice creams she just bought to the three of them.

Zhang Ya said with a smile: "Our Wanqing is still considerate and thoughtful. If someone marries you in the future, they will not be happy for the rest of their lives." After finishing speaking, she glanced at Xiao Yunhai.

Although Zhang Ya and Zhao Wanqing are not in the same class, they have a very good friendship and often rehearse plays together.

Hearing Zhang Ya's words, Zhao Wanqing's face turned red in an instant, and she said coquettishly, "Well, Miss Zhang, even ice cream can't control your mouth." After speaking, she secretly glanced at Xiao Yunhai, and found that the other party was smiling Looking at himself, he was startled immediately, and quickly turned his gaze elsewhere, his face became even redder.

At this moment, a sophomore who was about to go on stage suddenly came out and said to Xiao Yunhai: "Senior Xiao, hurry up and get on stage, Senior Xia is calling you."

Xiao Yunhai said in surprise: "Isn't this the end of my performance? What else do you want me to do?"