Rebirth of the Entertainment Master

Xiao Yunhai hurriedly stepped forward to stop him: "Hey, big brother."

Huang Bo stopped and said, "What's the matter? Young man."

Xiao Yunhai pointed to Zhang Ya who was sitting on the ground, and said, "There is an old lady here."

When Huang Bo heard this, his expression changed drastically, and he got on his bicycle and ran away without saying a word.

The panic like seeing a ghost was performed very vividly by Huang Bo.

"puff"

"Hahaha."

"This guy is hilarious."

Huang Bo turned his head and gestured to Xiao Yunhai to come over, and asked softly, "Hey! Did you bump into it?"

Xiao Yunhai quickly defended: "It's really not."

Huang Bo said anxiously: "Run! I helped three."

Xiao Yunhai followed up and asked: "What's the result?"

With a bitter face, Huang Bo sighed, "Let me tell you this, my brother used to drive a big Benz!"

"Hahaha."

"It was a big run, but now it's changed to a bicycle. It's so pitiful."

"This skit is absolutely perfect."

The audience in the audience couldn't stop laughing, some even burst into tears.

Xiao Yunhai took a deep breath, turned his head and said to Zhang Ya: "Auntie, let me briefly introduce the situation of my family. Well, let's put it this way, thieves always leave my house with tears in their eyes. You have to throw me two bags of rice during the festival......"

"Haha, no, I'm almost dying of laughter."

"It's so funny. The skits I watched before are simply scum."

"How poor is that? Even the thief walks away with tears in his eyes."

Even though Zhao Wanqing had seen this skit, she still couldn't bear the baggage in it, and couldn't stop giggling.

Seeing Zhao Wanqing's smiling face, Xia Xiaohu felt even more resentful towards Xiao Yunhai in his heart.

Yu Yuexian had already laughed so hard that her stomach hurt, and she thought to herself: "This kid is so talented, he can make up a random sketch so funny."

The skit is still going on, and the laughter of the audience is getting louder and louder. It was not a burden at first, but under the wonderful performances of Xiao Yunhai and Zhang Ya, the audience still laughed.

Listening to Xiao Yunhai's chattering stories, Zhang Ya felt helpless, so she said, "It's too boring! If you want to help you, help you, if you don't help you, leave, you make room for good people! I'll just pretend you didn't hit me." Pass me, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s escape!”

Xiao Yunhai argued: "Why am I still running away? I keep talking like this, can we still play together in the future?"

Zhang Ya said angrily, "Are you going?"

Xiao Yunhai shook his head and said, "I won't go! If I go, I'll be an escape."

Zhang Ya said anxiously, "You're not leaving, are you? Okay, I'll go!"

Zhang Ya lay on the ground and crawled forward, causing the audience to laugh again.

Xiao Yunhai looked at Zhang Ya's appearance, and said, "I said, aunt, you are going to blow up the bunker there! What are you, why can't you explain it? I feel like I am Mr. Dong Guo now, I'm done After saving the wolf, the wolf will eat me later, so you say that wolf...isn't it very polite?"

Zhang Ya suddenly realized, pointed at Xiao Yunhai, and said: "I just understood. You are pointing fingers and scolding Huai Huai. I, an old lady, have been lying here for a long time. Do you think I am lying alive? Who is a snake and who is a dog?" , who is the wolf? You bumped into me, even if you said sorry, not only did you not apologize, but you even bit me back, let me tell you, oh, don’t even think about leaving when you are there today.”

Zhang Ya slowly stood up, imitating the walking posture of the elderly, walked to the bicycle, and said, "This is evidence. I will risk my life today to fight this unhealthy social phenomenon to the end!"

As she spoke, she moved Hao Jian's bicycle.

Xiao Yunhai said in surprise: "No, how did you move there?"

Zhang Ya was also taken aback: "Huh?"

Xiao Yunhai said in surprise and joy: "No, you're alright, aunt!"

Zhang Ya pursed her lips and said, "Me? I'm mad at you."

Xiao Yunhai said with an innocent expression: "Ah! If you can cure people with anger, then I am Qigong!"

"Hahaha."

Yao Wenyuan shook his head and smiled wryly: "The qigong is released here, thanks to him thinking of it."

Zhang Ya said: "I have to find someone to judge for me today, come here, come here..."

With the sound of the siren, the policeman played by Huang Bo appeared.

Huang Bo saluted Zhang Ya and asked, "Auntie, what's the matter?"

When Xiao Yunhai saw it, a terrified look appeared on his face, he rolled his eyes, fell to the ground, and then his whole body twitched.

The audience in the audience was stunned for a moment, and then the biggest applause of the party rang out, and everyone laughed like crazy.

"Hahaha."

"It's so funny."

"The twist is amazing"

Yu Yuexian smiled while wiping away tears.

Zhao Wanqing couldn't take it anymore, she and a female classmate supported each other, both bent over laughing.

Even Xia Xiaohu, who had been watching coldly, laughed, and when he realized something was wrong, he immediately suppressed his stern face.

Zhang Ya left the car, clasped the police officer's hands tightly, and said with tears in her eyes, "Savior! Just now, he..."

Zhang Ya turned her head and found that Xiao Yunhai was convulsing on the ground, she said angrily and anxiously, "Why are you still falling down? He..."

Huang Bo inspected the scene carefully, and said to Zhang Ya: "Auntie, you are riding too fast! The rim of the bike is like this. Are you racing?"

"Hahaha."

"This scene really seems to be hit by an aunt."

"Riding a bicycle and racing? What do you think?"

Zhang Ya was a little incoherent and didn't know what to say: "I...I..."