Rebirth of the Entertainment Master

Xiao Yunhai said with a smile: "I'll tell you, everyone should listen carefully, the most capable one is: me."

"Come on?" Xu Jun said, "What can you do?"

Xiao Yunhai said proudly: "I'm capable. Let me tell you, no matter how good they are, I can make them change careers. Do you think I'm good or not?"

Xu Jun snorted and said, "You mean you can arrange another job for them."

Xiao Yunhai said: "There is no problem."

Xu Jun said: "Well, let me ask you, what can Cao Cao's general Zhang Liao and Zhang Wenyuan do?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "Put it in the kindergarten to be a teacher, and take care of children."

Xu Jun asked suspiciously: "Why is that?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "In the battle of Xiaoyaojin, I was afraid of fighting Soochow in my dreams. As long as Zhang Liao came, the children would not dare to cry. Zhang Liao stopped crying, and it would be most suitable to watch the children in the kindergarten."

"Hahaha"

"Don't tell me it really happened."

"Emperor Yun put the allusions and cross talk together, which is entertaining and educational, amazing."

Xu Jun asked again: "General Zhang Fei, what can Zhang Yide do?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "Zhang Fei, Zhang Yide, put them in the bank as security guards."

Xun Jun said: "Why?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "Can't you figure it out yet? One is that he snores while sleeping, and the other is that he stares when he sleeps. No thief dares to approach him like this. It's the most suitable for a security guard."

"What about Cao Cao?"

"Cao Cao, as a plastic surgeon, in order to escape for his life, he cut off his beard and discarded his robe, and completely changed his appearance. The plastic surgery technique is good."

"Hahaha."

Wang Guoan in the audience shook his head and smiled, "Cao Cao is a plastic surgeon, thanks to him thinking of it."

Xu Jun continued to ask: "Okay. Liu Bei and Liu Xuande?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "Go to act in a TV series. That buddy will come here whenever he says he wants to cry, so why don't you act like that?"

"What about Zhuge Liang?"

"Off-the-shelf, Zhuge Liang opens a website, and the name of the website is Zhuge Kongming."

"Zhao Yun Zhao Zilong?"

"Delivery. Changbanpo has seven in and seven out, so it's fast, and it won't delay things."

"What about Guan Yu and Guan Yunchang?"

"Being China's negotiator, he will be the most suitable person if he passes five hurdles and wins the negotiation."

..............

The audience in the audience and in front of the TV had already burst into laughter.

Every time the two said something, everyone burst into laughter, and the whole party became a sea of ​​joy.

Even Hong Tianchou, who has already heard it once, is still laughing, let alone someone who is listening to this joke for the first time.

Finally, Xu Jun nodded, looked at Xiao Yunhai with admiration and said, "I, Xu Jun, have never been convinced in my life, and you are the only one."

Xiao Yunhai laughed and said: "All talented people are like this."

Xu Jun shook his head and said, "No, what I admire is not your talent, but your...face."

"Hahaha." The audience laughed loudly.

Xu Jun continued: "No wonder Wanqing and your partner presided over an awards ceremony, so they don't want to cooperate with you again. I understand now that it is indeed a loss to cooperate with you. Everyone, I am already a victim It's over, I'll leave the stage to him. I'll come up again when he goes down, and we'll see you later."

"Leave now?" Xiao Yunhai looked at Xu Jun's back and said, "It's really going down. Hehe, finally got him away, comrades, it's not easy."

"Hahaha."

"Emperor Yun's words are really interesting."

"What he said to Mr. Xu Jun should be considered a cross talk, right?"

"That's right, I heard that Yunhuang also acted in a sketch at the Yanjing Film Academy. It was just archived by the academy, and it was not passed on to the outside world."

"It's a pity."

Xiao Yunhai on the stage said: "Okay, the cross talk about the Three Kingdoms I told Mr. Xu just now, there are many bridges in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms in it, everyone should be familiar with it. Next, I will share my songs with everyone. It's time to meet. Director Hong asked me to introduce to everyone. In fact, I really have nothing to say. To be honest, this is all done by me in the room alone. Whether it is good or bad is up to everyone Let's judge."

"Now let us welcome Yan Kun to bring a song "Cao Cao" with warm applause."

Amidst the warm applause, a burst of passionate electronic piano came to everyone's ears, and Yan Kun appeared on the stage in casual clothes.

"It's not that heroes don't read Three Kingdoms.

If you are a hero, how can you not understand loneliness.

Walking down Changban slope alone, the moonlight is too gentle.

Cao Cao is not long-winded, and he is determined to take Jingzhou.

Use intrigue, overt intrigue, openly speak out, and secretly seize the weak.

At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the three kingdoms were divided into three kingdoms, and the beacon fires were endless.

The love between children is influenced by the troubled times, who will cook the wine.

Intrigue is the Three Kingdoms, can't tell right from wrong

After thousands of years of turmoil, everything starts from scratch.

..................................."

I have to say that Yan Kun's voice is really good by nature. He performed the verse part very delicately and affectionately, his voice is full of magnetism, and the chorus part is high-pitched and powerful, with ease. Technically, it can be said that he has reached the pinnacle of a singer.

"Wow, this song by Yunhuang is really good. The singer is also very good, and the voice is very nice."

"He is the top three in the Super Singer Contest, can he sing well?"

"It's hard for a clever woman to cook without rice. I think it's mainly Yunhuang's song that is good."