Rebirth of the Entertainment Master

Xu Jun waved his hand and said, "Yunhai, you may not know. I have watched Romance of the Three Kingdoms no less than a hundred times. Whether he is the main protagonist or the minor supporting role, there is basically nothing I don't know."

Xiao Yunhai smiled and said: "Mr. Xu, don't brag. Let me ask you, do you know what Zhou Yu's grandma's family name is? What is Zhuge Liang's grandma's family name? What is Zhang Fei's grandma's family name? Do you know?"

"Push."

"Hahaha."

Seeing Xu Jun's silly expression on the stage, everyone burst into laughter.

Of course, this is Xu Jun's uniform.During the rehearsal, in order to increase the fun of the party, Xiao Yunhai interspersed in a cross talk about the Three Kingdoms "Researching the Three Kingdoms" from his previous life, so the scene just now happened.

Xu Jun pursed his lips and said with a wry smile: "What's their maiden name? I really don't know. It didn't appear in the novel either."

Xiao Yunhai said: "So, Teacher Xu, we must be modest and don't talk too much."

Xu Jun said: "From your tone, it seems that you know, then I would like to ask you, what are the last names of Zhou Yu, Zhuge Liang, and Zhang Fei's grandma?"

In fact, the stars and audience in the audience were also puzzled, waiting for Xiao Yunhai's answer.

Xiao Yunhai said: "Teacher Xu, listen carefully. Zhou Yu's grandmother's family name is Ji, Zhuge Liang's grandmother's family name is He, and Zhang Fei's grandmother's family name is Wu."

Xu Jun asked in surprise: "How do you know?"

Xiao Yunhai said with a smile: "So we need to study it carefully. Look, Zhou Yu shouted before dying: You gave birth to Yu, He gave birth to Liang. The Ji family gave birth to Zhou Yu, and the He family gave birth to Zhuge Liang."

"Bah." Xu Jun turned his head directly.

When everyone in the audience heard such a reason, they were already laughing.

"I knew that as soon as Emperor Yun came to power, we would die laughing."

"Since Shengyu, He Shengliang. When he came to him, he actually explained it like this. He is really talented."

Xu Jun pointed at Xiao Yunhai, and asked angrily: "Then there is one more, where is Zhang Fei?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "It's too simple. Haven't you heard of the idiom, much ado about nothing? It must be Zhang Fei who was born by the Wu family."

Xu Jun nodded, gave Xiao Yunhai a thumbs up, and said, "I'm convinced, your research is really deep enough."

Xiao Yunhai smiled and said, "How is it? Teacher Xu, have you learned something from me?"

Xu Jun said sincerely, "You are amazing."

The author Yiye Fengliu said: Please, everyone, please help the brothers.

Chapter 286 The Emperor Yun’s New Song Display

The audience in the audience has long been amused by the two, and some even shed tears.

At this time, everyone has discovered that this is a cross talk.

Xiao Yunhai continued: "I also discovered a problem, that is, many famous people in the Three Kingdoms have done small businesses. Do you know who they are?"

Xu Jun said: "You don't need to find out, it's all written in the book. For example, Liu Bei sold straw sandals, Zhang Fei sold pork, and Guan Yu shipped goods."

Xiao Yunhai nodded, and said: "What you said is not bad, then do you know what small business Zhao Yun and Zhao Zilong have done?"

Xu Jun said in surprise: "General Changsheng Zhao Zilong? He is a child of an aristocratic family, and he has never done small business."

Xiao Yunhai shook his head, and sighed: "Mr. Xu, I don't even know what to say about you. You must think a lot and ask a lot of questions when you study. We can't help but understand. Let me tell you, Zhao Yun once sold rice cakes."

"puff"

"Hahaha"

The crowd laughed again.

Xu Jun asked suspiciously: "Zhao Yun sells rice cakes? Were there rice cakes at that time? Where did you find them?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "Jiang Wei said it in a Three Kingdoms play." Usually, the five tiger generals are all lost, and only Zhao Zilong is left! "It is said that Zhao Zilong is "always selling rice cakes". That is to say, he has never sold anything else in his life, but only sells rice cakes."

Xu Jun slapped his thigh and said, "You are really skilled."

"Hahaha."

"I just can't take it anymore."

"Zhao Yun is old and old, and he has become a rice cake seller. He is so talented."

"I'm convinced, Emperor Yun is a bull."

Among all the stars, Yao Na had the lowest laugh. She was out of breath from laughing at this moment, and said, "Xiao Yunhai bastard, I really can't take it anymore."

Ye Yongren laughed and said, "Who said it wasn't? He brought his usual humor to the stage. It really makes people laugh."

On the stage, the cross talk between the two is getting better.

Xiao Yunhai asked: "Mr. Xu, who do you think is the most capable in the Three Kingdoms?"

Without even thinking about it, Xu Jun blurted out, "Zhuge Liang!"

Xiao Yunhai said: "Zhuge Liang, he knows astronomy at the top and geography at the bottom. He knows three parts of the world before he is a hut. His ability is great, but in Wuzhangyuan, how could Sima Yi run to death?"

Xu Jun said: "That means Sima Yi is very capable."

Xiao Yunhai shook his head and said, "Sima Yi is very capable, so why did Zhao Yun scare him away at the street pavilion? What's going on?"

Xu Jun said: "That is Zhao Yun's ability.

Xiao Yunhai said: "General Changsheng, he rescued the young master A Dou seven times in and seven out of Changbanpo. But why did he let Zhang Fei break his back when he was at Dangyang Bridge?"

Xu Jun said: "That is Zhang Fei's ability."

Xiao Yunhai shook his head and said: "Hulao Pass, Sanying fights Lu Bu, Brother San fights one?"

Xu Jun said, "That's because Lu Bu is capable."

Xiao Yunhai said: "Baimen Tower, Cao Cao killed Lu Bu."

Xu Jun said weakly: "That is Cao Cao's ability."

Xiao Yunhai said: "In the Battle of Red Cliff, Cao Cao's hundreds of thousands of troops were completely destroyed by fire, and Guan Yu almost lost his life on Huarong Road."

Xu Jun said: "That means Guan Yu is capable."

Xiao Yunhai said: "Guan Yu is more capable? Why not go to Maicheng if you have nothing to do? You even put your life there. Mr. Xu, think about who is more capable?"

Xu Jun waved his hand and sighed, "I don't know."