Rebirth of the Entertainment Master

Wu Yifa switched the TV over and said, "You're done, let's go."

Xiao Yunhai was unhappy, and said: "Wait a minute, what did you say about me just now? You said that I look like a human being but never do anything about human affairs. Let me ask you, why do I look like a human being? No, why do you Saying that I look like a human... is pissed off."

"Hahaha."

Xiao Yunhai's question set off bursts of laughter again.

Wu Yifa explained: "Coax my daughter-in-law, you also take it to heart? Come, I will give you 100 yuan for mental damage."

Xiao Yunhai said angrily: "Which mental illness can be treated with 100 yuan?"

"Hahaha."

Wu Yifa couldn't stand Xiao Yunhai's nonsense anymore, and said, "No, are you finished? You hurry up and leave."

Pushing his arm lightly, Xiao Yunhai said: "Oh? You give me a big somersault, mom, mom."

"What's the matter? What's the matter baby? Oh, what's the matter, what's the matter..."

Wu Yifa said: "Son, what are you doing? It's so cold on the ground, get up quickly."

Xiao Yunhai said: "Dad... I came here this time just to take another look at you. In the future, my dad will just suffer from a heart attack because of money. That heart needs to be bridged. After the filming, the doctor I was shocked when I saw it, isn’t this the famous Xizhimen overpass.....”

Xiao Yunhai made up nonsense for a while. Originally, he wanted to punish Wu Yifa, but unexpectedly, he made it perfect. Just as he was about to leave, Wu Yifa suddenly shouted: "Wait a minute! It's just you, see your mother, can you come empty-handed?"

Xiao Yunhai was completely dumbfounded.

The audience in the audience and in front of the TV couldn't help laughing when they saw the dramatic reversal of the plot.

Xiao Yunhai pursed his lips, and said: "You...you...you know that I came here in a hurry."

Wu Yifa said: "Then you are in a hurry if you can't go. Did you forget? You said you took it and put it in your pocket."

Xiao Yunhai took out the money and said, "This is my mental damage fee in this pocket."

Wu Yifa said: "That pocket."

Xiao Yunhai said: "This bag is my salary. Besides, if I give it to my mother, my mother can't take it."

Wang Siyu stepped forward, snatched the money from Xiao Yunhai at once, and said: "My son is filial, mom must keep it."

"Hahaha."

The skit performance has reached its climax here, and the audience on the scene and in front of the TV

Everyone laughed and leaned forward, some tears flowed out.

"It's so funny."

"Oh, I'm going, I can't take it anymore."

"My stomach hurts."

Seeing that his wife brought all the money, Wu Yifa said complacently, "Okay, son, let's go back this time."

Xiao Yunhai stared at him with wide eyes, and said, "Who? Me? I just went back. Huh? Dad?"

The audience laughed again.

Wang Siyu patted the TV and said: "Son, you come to see your mother and return the money to her. It's not good if she doesn't take it. Come and wear it back to your son."

"Hahaha."

Xiao Yunhai was stunned for a moment, and said: "No, it's so busy to go back and forth during commuting time."

Wang Siyu said: "You should go back and take care of your dad."

Xiao Yunhai turned his head to look at Wu Yifa, winked vigorously, and said, "Do you need to be taken care of? Dad."

Wu Yifa said: "Eh...if you don't want him to see his grandma, just wear his grandma's TV and put it back on."

Wang Siyu said: "No, his grandma's house doesn't have a TV."

Wu Yifa groaned, covered his face, and said, "That's over."

Xiao Yunhai looked at him and said, "No. You just gave up on me like that?"

Wang Siyu picked up the remote control and asked, "Son, which station did you come from? The local station or the central station?"

Xiao Yunhai turned his head to look at Wu Yifa, and said, "Ah, Dad... you choose a stage."

Wu Yifa waved his hand: "Put it on."

With a mournful face, Xiao Yunhai said: "Is it born?"

Wu Yifa said: "No move."

Xiao Yunhai said: "What you mean is to let me and your TV die together."

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In this paragraph, almost every sentence is a burden, which made the scene burst into laughter.

Wang Siyu said: "Son, you came here this time, let mom fully understand that happiness is actually very simple. Don't keep thinking about what you don't have, but think more about what you have."

Xiao Yunhai immediately turned his trouser pockets over, and said: "Mom, if you really want to understand, just think about what was in your pocket before your son came, and what is gone now."

Wu Yifa interjected, "You two are talking about two different things."

Wang Siyu made a parting gesture and said, "Son, wear it."

Xiao Yunhai said: "When I came, no one told me that I had to go back and forth. Mom, I can't bear you."

Wang Siyu said: "Mom can't bear you either..."

Xiao Yunhai said: "I also hate myself."

Wu Yifa said: "I also hate the TV."

Wang Siyu suddenly said: "Husband, if you really don't want to part with it, you can wear it with your son. Son, bring your dad to wear it together, so that mom can open her eyes."

Xiao Yunhai smiled wryly and said: "You are opening your eyes, we are now opening the ladle. Dad, the elders wear it first."

Wu Yifa took a look at Wang Siyu, and said, "What else are you wearing? Your mother is wearing clothes like that."

Wang Siyu snorted and said, "Acting, you can't have a beginning and an end, right Hao Jian?"

Xiao Yunhai lowered his head, turned around, and said, "Mom."