Rebirth of the Entertainment Master

Wang Siyu fainted again.

Wu Yifa quickly woke her up, Xiao Yunhai said: "Mom! For 30 years, I have been looking for the starting point of life. The purpose of my trip is to see what kind of great woman can conceive me."

Wang Siyu cried and said, "Accidentally conceived."

"Hahaha."

Wu Yifa rolled his eyes and said, "Oh. Well, you said you are my son, what is your name?

what? "

Xiao Yunhai said: "Dad, get up now, and I will call you whatever you get up."

Wu Yifa thought for a while and said, "Eyes!"

Xiao Yunhai was unhappy, and said: "Dad! Think twice, every hasty decision of yours is related to my future, please give me a personal name."

"Hahaha."

Wu Yifa said: "Just the eyeballs!"

Xiao Yunhai took out his ID card and said, "Mom, I have an ID card!"

Wang Siyu read: "Deng Yanzhu!"

Wu Yifa slapped his thigh and said, "It's my son! He didn't run away!"

At this point in the plot, the performances of the three are getting better.

Wang Siyu asked: "Son, tell mom what the future of our family is like."

Xiao Yunhai boasted: "My future father is amazing, he is a great entrepreneur."

Wang Siyu asked doubtfully, "Really?"

Wu Yifa next to him raised his head, showing a strange expression.

Wang Siyu said happily: "Honey, you really didn't disappoint me."

Wu Yifa snorted, and said in high spirits: "Hey. I have repeatedly emphasized, how can a woman win the world if she loses her trust!"

After speaking, he slapped his gown a few times and made a smug pose.

The audience laughed again.

Wang Siyu said: "Son, what do you do now?"

Xiao Yunhai's expression froze, he touched his nose, turned his head to look at Wu Yifa, and said softly, "Huh? Dad? I didn't discuss it before."

Wu Yifa twisted his nose and said, "What are you discussing, just say whatever you want, anyway, your mother doesn't know."

Xiao Yunhai said hesitantly: "I'm rubbing...mud...ash, and gathering the ash together...I'm doing research on human epidermis."

Wang Siyu said with surprise on his face: "Oh, he is in medicine."

Xiao Yunhai nodded, and said, "Human epidermis dirt science!"

"Aiya, I go."

"Haha, I laughed so hard, I also studied human epidermis."

"Human epidermis dirt science, isn't it just about taking a bath?"

"This skit is really good."

Wang Siyu said: "Oh, my mother gave you so much prenatal education music for nothing."

Xiao Yunhai shook his head quickly, and said: "It's not in vain, every time I finish removing the dirt, I give him a drum set."

Xiao Yunhai imitated the sound of a drum set with his mouth, played a melody, and said: "Okay, big brother. Look at the cards in your hand!"

Upon hearing this, Wu Yifa immediately pushed him.

Xiao Yunhai immediately reacted, and explained: "That, the first card, means the chief of the band, the first card."

Wang Siyu nodded and said: "Oh my god, I was shocked, I thought he was taking a bath."

"Hahaha."

"Oh, I'm going, I'm laughing to death."

Wu Yifa said: "My son is both civil and military, follow me!"

Wang Siyu said happily: "My husband, you are awesome!"

Xiao Yunhai said: "He is great mainly because he has a good buddy by his side."

Wang Siyu agreed very much, and said: "Good buddies are too important. Your dad is not doing well now, because he is dragged down by good buddies, especially that Hao Jian."

Xiao Yunhai's expression changed, and he froze there.

"Ugh..."

The audience laughed and booed one after another.

Xiao Yunhai said tentatively: "Isn't Uncle Hao Jian my dad's best buddy?"

Wu Yifa hurriedly said: "Honey, I don't allow you to provoke the relationship between me and my buddies."

Wang Siyu was puzzled and said: "Didn't you say it yourself? You said that you felt sick when you saw Hao Jian, and you said that Hao Jian looked like a human being, but he never did anything. Your father also said, said..."

Wu Yifa quickly interrupted her and said, "Go, isn't there half a cucumber left in the refrigerator, fry four dishes for the child."

"Push."

"Hahaha."

"Half a cucumber and stir-fry four dishes, Emperor Kuiyun can figure it out."

"Emperor Yun is Emperor Yun, and the sketches he wrote are really great."

On the stage, Xiao Yunhai looked at Wu Yifa, and said with a sneer: "Your family entertains guests.

People are extravagant! "

The audience laughed again.

Chapter 1884