Rebirth of the Entertainment Master

Zhao Wanqing corrected: "Chicken World."

Xiao Yunhai said: "The world of chickens...is not the world of chickens, it should be the world of poultry. How do you get mixed up? What do you think of the pullets that used to have a good time with it? And when it was a rooster, after laying eggs and hatching chicks, It’s all grown up, what should I call it? It’s no longer called Dad. It’s not right to call it Mom. It’s even wrong to call it Auntie.

Zhao Wanqing couldn't help standing up, and made a conclusion: "So it has strengthened its belief, laid its own eggs, and let others talk about it."

"Pfft."

"Hahaha."

"Lay your own eggs and let others say it. This line is too classic."

There was thunderous laughter and constant applause.

Xiao Yunhai said: "I analyze it, it just can't hold it back. If it can hold it back, it will definitely not be able to go down."

Huang Bo asked, "Uncle, where did it lay its eggs?"

Xiao Yunhai touched Zhao Wanqing and asked, "Where are you going?"

Zhao Wanqing made several gestures with the [-] yuan, and said angrily, "May I ask you, where did you go?"

Xiao Yunhai got off the kang, and said as he walked, "Where did it go? Clap, pa, pa, it was just wandering there thinking. When it came to the chicken coop, it didn't feel ashamed to get down. It wandered again, where did it go?" ? When I came to the duck rack, I didn’t have the nerve to put it down. Where is it? I can’t hold it down anymore.

The stars, teachers, and students in the audience were already laughing so hard that Xiao Yunhai performed on stage like a rooster, and his lifelike movements made people laugh endlessly.

After turning around and failing to make up a reason, Xiao Yunhai had no choice but to ask Zhao Wanqing for help, saying: "Where are you going? In the end you said where you are going, you guess!"

Zhao Wanqing swallowed, closed her eyes and said loudly, "Doghouse."

Xiao Yunhai clapped hands with Zhao Wanqing directly: "Oh my god~ let's go to the kennel!"

"Hey, I'm going, can you not be so funny?"

"Hey, I laughed so hard. Can this make up be more reliable?"

"I knew Yunhuang's sketch would not disappoint us, I laughed so hard that my stomach hurts."

On the stage, Huang Bo asked, "Who discovered that?"

Without even thinking about it, Xiao Yunhai said, "You son of a bitch!"

Zhao Wanqing interjected, "Once the paparazzi find out, the whole county will know about it the next day."

"Hahaha."

As soon as Zhao Wanqing's words came out, the scene laughed wildly.

"Damn, is this connected to the paparazzi?"

"My God, I knew that the rooster laying eggs must be satirizing the literary circle."

"It's too good, Emperor Yun is too good."

Zhao Wanqing continued her performance, this was a big burden, she had to shake it off.

"Our chicken has become a famous chicken overnight... That guy... used to walk with our chicken. He raised his chest and raised his head, looking imposing. Kaka..."

Zhao Wanqing raised her head and said while learning how to walk like a rooster.

"Since I gave birth to the male egg, the aisle has changed, it has become like this. Eat, eat, eat..."

"I looked at this paw on the ground and scratched it, and I understood it carefully. I'm practicing my signature."

The audience in the audience burst out laughing when they saw this.Even the female stars who have been trying their best to maintain their appearance laughed and shed tears one by one, not to mention the old men.

"Hahahaha!"

"This is simply too funny and too cruel."

"What does the Emperor Yun think, hahahaha!"

Huang Bo clapped his hands and said, "That's great, it's wonderful. Uncle, where is the egg that the rooster laid now?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "Eat."

The audience laughed again.

Huang Bo choked for a moment, and asked in surprise, "Eat it? Who ate it?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "She dare not eat what I ate."

Huang Bo asked, "What was your reaction after eating?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "Is there any reaction after eating, it is exactly the same as normal eggs."

Huang Bo was unhappy, and said: "Uncle, you won't cooperate with this, how can you say that. This can't be the same as eating ordinary eggs. You can't say that it cures all diseases, at least it has some curative effect."

Zhao Wanqing hurriedly said: "Yes, cooperate with this. I know, you turn it on. It can cure diseases, turn it on."

After Huang Bo turned on the phone, Zhao Wanqing made gestures and said, "Many elderly people are troubled by sequelae of cerebral thrombosis. My wife suffered from cerebral thrombosis last year. Before he ate roe eggs, he walked like this."

She turned her head to Xiao Yunhai and said, "Hurry up and learn how to walk like Wu Er Er."

Audience: "Hahaha."

Xiao Yunhai couldn't help it, his legs were stretched straight, his eyes were numb, and he vividly interpreted a patient suffering from cerebral thrombosis.

There was a lot of laughter in the audience.

Zhao Wanqing said: "Let's watch it after eating the male eggs."

With Peng's slap, Xiao Yunhai fell directly to the ground.

Zhao Wanqing said angrily, "Get up!"

Xiao Yunhai sat cross-legged on the ground and asked, "Are you lying?"

"How can this be called a lie! This is not a fake medicine, it is not harmful to people."

After Zhao Wan finished speaking, she turned her head and said to Huang Bo: "Xiao Huang, turn around and broadcast it upside down. You always fall before eating eggs, and you can leave after eating."

"Hahaha."

"Aiya, I go."

"Killing me."

The performance on the stage is getting better and better. Basically, everyone will laugh when they can't say a few words.