Rebirth of the Entertainment Master

On the stage, Zhao Wanqing shouted: "Old Hei, wife, come out, hurry up."

Xiao Yunhai was also wearing old clothes, his face was full of wrinkles, an apron was wrapped around his waist, and he entered the stage with a plate in his hand.

"Wow."

The audience in the audience responded with thunderous applause for his appearance.

Zhao Wanqing walked to Xiao Yunhai's side, and said softly: "Another big job, our family needs to transfer luck. Let me introduce, this is your uncle Hei, and this is Plan Huang."

Huang Bo said: "Hello Uncle, I saw it on TV."

"Then let's start now." Huang Bo straightened his clothes, stood in front of the camera, and said, "As the saying goes, the world is so big that there are no surprises. Behind us are the two celebrities who are very familiar to everyone."

Zhao Wanqing pulled Huang Bo aside, faced the camera, and waved, causing the audience to burst into laughter.

Huang Bo continued: "At Uncle Heitu Baiyun's house, an anecdote happened not long ago. Their rooster actually laid eggs."

When Xiao Yunhai heard this, his face changed drastically, he stood up and ran out.

The audience applauded once again and burst into laughter.

"Oops, I'll go, the rooster lays eggs."

"It's definitely hype."

"Look at scaring Emperor Yun."

Zhao Wanqing shouted: "Why are you going, why are you going?"

Xiao Yunhai reprimanded: "Why does your mouth look like the waist of a cotton trousers?"

Zhao Wanqing asked, "What's wrong?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "Why is it so loose!"

Zhao Wanqing asked, "What's the matter?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "You said how our rooster lays eggs, is it just the two of us who know about it. Neither the son nor the daughter-in-law know about it. Why did you come here to talk about it?"

Zhao Wanqing said indifferently, "What are you afraid of?"

Xiao Yunhai said angrily: "What are you afraid of? What are you afraid of? Our rooster has laid eggs. This does not mean telling others that I am pregnant."

"Pfft."

"Hahaha."

The audience laughed.

Zhao Wanqing said: "I counted, one, two..."

Xiao Yunhai said: "Three, what's the matter? You have frightened me for the rest of my life with these three numbers."

Zhao Wanqing said angrily, "It's so annoying."

Xiao Yunhai said to Huang Bo: "Well... I'm not afraid of making you laugh. Your aunt, she, we both have been tossing around for the rest of our lives... After we became famous, we published two books, and now we still owe the publishing house 2 yuan."

Zhao Wanqing was unhappy, and said, "Why are you telling people about this?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "The subpoenas came this morning, I want to sue..."

Zhao Wanqing asked, "Does it have anything to do with people?"

Huang Bo listened to them arguing there, took out 2 yuan from his pocket, and said, "It's done."

Xiao Yunhai looked at the money in his hand, and said: "Is it okay, this is also...he..."

Huang Bo slapped the money on the table and said, "Okay, I'll take pictures here."

Xiao Yunhai's face immediately turned into a flower with a smile, pointing at the 2 yuan, he said with a smile: "What does this mean?"

Huang Bo said: "Uncle, didn't I plan to develop this egg-laying rooster? This is an advance payment of 2 yuan."

Xiao Yunhai asked: "For us?"

Huang Bo said: "No, it doesn't belong to the elders yet. I'll ask a question later, and you have to cooperate. If you cooperate well, we may pay more."

Xiao Yunhai showed an incomparably obscene smiling face, nodded incessantly, and said, "Cooperate. Cooperate as you please."

The audience watched Xiao Yunhai's attitude change so much before and after, they couldn't help laughing.

Seeing Xiao Yunhai's performance, Yu Yuexian sighed softly: "You are really a born actor."

Huang Bo asked: "Okay, uncle, aunt, when did our rooster start laying eggs?"

Zhao Wanqing said: "I don't have an answer for the specific time. You can log on to my homepage, www.baiyunpiaopiao.com."

"Hahaha"

"Qinghou is also so humorous."

"Sure enough, those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black."

The audience burst into laughter when they heard Zhao Wanqing's words.

Huang Bo said: "Uncle, please recall carefully, did the rooster have any signs before laying eggs?"

"There's no sign." Seeing Zhao Wanqing coughing and touching the 2 yuan on the table, Xiao Yunhai immediately changed his words: "That's impossible."

Chapter 1002 Hilarious 1

"Pfft."

"Hahaha."

"It's too bottomless."

The audience burst into laughter.

Xiao Yunhai had nothing to say, and said: "At that time, this chicken...was very conflicted and depressed. Think about it, think about it, a rooster lays eggs, it does not do its job. It can't be lost. Shame on you, do you want to throw away the chicken? What do colleagues think of it? How do chickens think of it? What do ducks think of it? What do big geese think of it?

"I go."

"Is it ironic to associate cocks laying eggs with the literary world?"

Zhuang Bin shook his head and smiled, "This kid really dares to say anything."

A teacher said: "He should be mocking the flamboyant style of the entertainment industry."