Back to the Ming Dynasty to be a tyrant

The first is that he did not reveal the identity of the emperor but pretended to be the censor, and the second was that he was beaten to death by the law of the Ming Dynasty.

Jiajing eight-year decree: inspectors, censors are in charge of the order guards, and are not allowed to act intimidating or humiliating.When the magistrate meets each other, he is not allowed to kneel down.

Anyway, since the reign of Hongwu in the Ming Dynasty, except for officials performing ceremonies, listening to edicts, paying tribute and receiving gifts, offering sacrifices, offering incense, laying silk, offering wine, reading blessings, etc., the rest bowed as usual. .

For those who perform the first four prostrations, kowtow again is the ritual for seeing the superior, and the four prostrations for the first prostration are the rituals for seeing the East Palace. "All other nonsense rituals are prohibited."

To put it simply, Emperor Chongzhen rushed out to pretend to be coercive, but the family just didn't give face. After saluting normally, he deliberately disgusted people, and Emperor Chongzhen couldn't find any faults.

As for knelt down when meeting a superior official, people also kneel when they see an official, that's just for fun, it has nothing to do with Daming at all - salutation is a part of the traditional culture of the Han nationality, and it has a fundamental relationship with kneeling difference in nature.

Emperor Chongzhen, who was so angry with this bad old man, also lost interest in watching it any longer. After resigning from Lizheng with Wen Tiren and other horsemen, he headed towards the Hujia Town mentioned in it.

Hujia Town is obviously much stronger than that disgusting little village just now. Wang Chengen was ordered to write a hastily written order for the imperial censor to inspect the Tianjin reserve warehouse, and after stamping it with his personal seal, Emperor Chongzhen took Followed by a group of young horses directly to the door.

The reserve warehouse in Hujia Town is not too big, and there is no shortage of grain in it, and it is basically the grain recovered from the 12th and 13th years of Chongzhen, and there is no old grain from before the 12th year of Chongzhen.

If you want to find faults, you don't have to find faults, so Emperor Chongzhen simply took Wen Tiren and others to the society to learn.

The most miserable one was Wang Cheng'en, who had just been ordered to concoct a decree for inspecting the reserve warehouse, and then drafted an edict for the imperial censor to inspect social studies.

After arriving at the social school, Emperor Chongzhen looked at Wen Tiren with a confused expression: "Is it the third day of the Lunar New Year today? Are all the students in the social school on vacation?"

Wen Tiren's heart ached immediately——Your old man came to social studies to watch the boys in class?

But the problem is that today is the third day of the Lunar New Year. Even if you are not staying at home, you will go out to visit relatives and friends. Who will come to class when you are full?

Emperor Chongzhen didn't see what it was like for the elementary school students in the Ming version to attend class, so he had to bring a group of horse boys back to the palace unhappily.

By the time we got to the palace, the sky had already darkened, and a curved crescent had already hung on the horizon, casting a not-so-bright moonlight, and it was not too dark thanks to the snow on the ground.

After Wen Tiren and the others were left behind for dinner, the Emperor Chongzhen saw off the guests directly—nothing interesting, he went to the barracks for a good year to play drunk, and was disgusted by a bad old man for a long time and still haven't seen social studies!

Back in the capital, Tianjin is not very friendly to me, so I won't stay any longer.

The famous philosopher Mr. Wang Jingze once put forward a law of true fragrance - people will always deny their previous ideas, and no one can be an exception.

Emperor Chongzhen also failed to escape the law of true fragrance. Emperor Chongzhen, who originally planned to run back to Beijing the next day, stayed again, but instead of running outside the city, he started wandering in Tianjin.

The city of Tianjin on the fourth day of the Lunar New Year was not much different from the capital that Emperor Chongzhen had seen. If one had to find out the difference, it would be that the capital was more comfortable, while Tianjin was more enterprising, or commercially meaningful.

After more than ten years in the capital, Emperor Chongzhen often went out of the palace to hang out, and unlike other emperors who wanted to go out of the palace secretly, Emperor Chongzhen didn't even think about avoiding the officials when he went out of the palace.

Just like the authors of some online novels in later generations would not pay back no matter how urged by readers, Emperor Chongzhen didn’t worry about being impeached by officials when he left the palace—why would I care about impeachment?

Emperor Chongzhen, who didn't care about impeachment, once took Queen Zhou and others out of the palace on the third day of the Lunar New Year, and even watched the Lantern Festival on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month.

On the third day of the new year, and even until the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, there were not many shops open on the streets of the capital, and not many merchants came out to do business.

Tianjin is different. Seventy-eight out of ten shops on the side of the road have been opened, there are also small vendors on the street, and there are more government officials and guards patrolling the city.

The difference is really too big, Beijing is like a calm middle-aged man over forty years old, while Tianjin is more like a young man of seventeen or eighteen years old, full of energy and can't stop for a moment.

However, the situation is different from what Emperor Chongzhen expected. Although there are many delicacies in Tianjin, what about Goubuli?What about [-]th Street Twist?What about ear and eye fried cakes?

This time, Emperor Chongzhen was completely disappointed. He didn't get what he wanted to eat, and he didn't see what he wanted to see. Why did he still stay in Tianjin?It's better to take the train back to the capital directly.

Naturally, Shi Fenglai didn't care, but Wen Tiren and Guo Yunhou were bothered.

Official business is not a big deal, the left and right capitals are not too far away from Tianjin, and the exchange of official documents is also very convenient, so you won't miss things.

But looking at the capital city that is so close at hand, I can't go back. The old wife is still leaning on the door to look forward to it, right?

Emperor Chongzhen once again planned to run away, but the magistrate's yamen in Tianjin became lively.

The previous prefect of Tianjin was unlucky. He had just received the Emperor Chongzhen for a few days, and was tortured because of his involvement in the drug case. This prefect of Tianjin just took office.

Emperor Chongzhen was still in Tianjin, so the newly appointed magistrate naturally didn’t dare to think about what was left over from the previous prefect. business.

The most important thing is still a problem, immigration.

Tianjin will relocate [-] households this time, and distribute them to Nurgandusi, Wusizang, Duogansi, Mughal and Annan according to the proportion, and also prepare [-] households' houses and land. , for the Annan people who migrated out to live.

The choice of the new magistrate is very simple - it will be settled by drawing lots.

Several county magistrates under the rule of Tianjin were all caught in the city of Tianjin to draw lots on the spot. Several paper strips with different places and numbers written on them were rolled into paper balls one by one, and then packed in an open box. After Ni Qiuping shook the box a few times, he said lightly, "Everyone, please."

The following five county magistrates stared at each other for a long time, and finally one of them stretched out his hand first and picked up a ball of paper.

With one leader, the rest is easy to handle. The other four county magistrates each picked up a paper ball and placed it on the table in front of them.

Ni Qiuping sized up the five people and said, "Open them all and take a look?"

The county magistrate who was the first to pick up the paper ball unfolded the paper ball with a happy expression on his face. He cupped his hands to Ni Qiuping and said, "Your Majesty, this is Nurgan Dusi, and three hundred households need to be immigrated."

Several other people immediately turned their eyes on this person with envy, envy and hatred - Nurgan Dusi is the closest to Tianjin, and it is the easiest for the common people to come back to see, even if they need to immigrate [-] households. Something that can be done easily.

After the second county magistrate who unfolded the note glanced at it, his whole face darkened, and he cupped his hands towards Ni Qiuping and said, "My lord, it is the Mughals who have immigrated a hundred households. .”

The three county magistrates who hadn't unfolded the cartons gloated a little.

The Mughals on the note do not refer to the Mughal Kingdom, but the lands just acquired from the Mughals—it is said to be far away and huge!

Wanting to persuade the people to immigrate to the Mughals, it is estimated that the county magistrate has some headaches.

After another person opened the note, his face was also not very good-looking: "The one selected by the lower officials is Myanmar, and one hundred households need to be immigrated."

The remaining two county magistrates were even happier—except for the best Nurgandus and the worst Mughals, they were the farthest from Myanmar, compared to Duogansi and Uszangdu much farther.

Similarly, this also means that the two of them have the rest of Duogansi and Wusizang. Although these two places are not close, they are undoubtedly many times better than Mughal and Myanmar!

Ni Qiuping didn't even ask where the two of them got their draws - he wrote it himself, [-] households in Wusizang, [-] households in Duogansi, anyway, these two guys must be these two places.

After glancing at the five people, Ni Qiuping said: "Those who are far and near, those who are not far and not near, the five have already been drawn, and we can prepare for immigration later.

Of course, how to choose the people after you go back, or how you persuade the people, is your business and has nothing to do with this official.

However, this official will also select a hundred households in Tianjin City to go to Annan, which will not be much easier than you. "

After listening to Ni Qiuping's words, the hearts of the five people were immediately balanced, and even the dissatisfaction about being arrested and sent to work during the Chinese New Year rest dissipated a lot.

That dilapidated place in Annan is not a good place. It belongs to a smoggy place that is several times worse than the environment in Lingnan. It is not too easy to get a hundred households to go there.

After the five county magistrates had left, Ni Qiuping spread out the county map again, rolled up the note with ten households in his hand, and threw it at the location of Tianjin City.

As soon as the low group stopped, Ni Qiuping grabbed a pen and drew a circle on the position of the paper ball, and said to the head of the horse class: "That's it, pick ten households."

When the squad leader bowed to answer, Ni Qiuping threw the note at the county map again.