My wife is number one in the world

Liu Songying and Yinger stayed motionless, looking at their young master speechlessly.

"What are you doing standing there, Yanmo?"

Liu Song looked at Liu Mingzhi helplessly: "Young Master, according to the laws of the Great Dragon, a woman should not cheat her husband and steal a man, not give birth to a son, disrespect the elders, and humiliate the family style. The husband's family cannot leave it without reason."

Liu Mingzhi was taken aback: "What do you mean? Can't you take a break?"

"As long as you don't steal a man behind your back, little madam, you can't have children, you don't respect the old lady, and you do something that insults the style of the Liu family, young master, you can't divorce the little madam for no reason."

"And this broken rule."

"Where the young master doesn't have sex with her for three years, she won't be able to conceive, can she divorce?"

"This... Xiaosong is not clear."

"Even if it works, it won't work, the young master can't hide it for three years."

"Hmph, who's to blame." Ying'er sulked resentfully and puffed out her sizable small chest: "Isn't there one at home? Do you want to do something to stop it? Did you say anything about you? Let you spend 300 taels of silver Have you redeemed yourself? It’s useless to give you a chance, and you’re going to drink flowers and wine to cause disasters, it’s not as good as a beast.”

Liu Song smiled awkwardly: "Master Xiao Song seems to have dropped something into the bag on Feng Xing's back, I'll look for it."

After speaking, he got out of the carriage and jumped down, leaving behind the master and servant in the carriage.

"Ying'er, don't say that, young master, I also made a mistake after drinking, this is not my original intention."

Ying'er moved directly in front of the young master: "Ying'er can't compare to that little fairy in Tianxianglou."

"Comparable, comparable to everything."

"Then why are you still watching?"

"What do you mean?"

"What do you mean, you touched what should be touched, and you moved what was changed, what do you mean."

"It's not Ying'er, don't..."

An Gou'er lightly waved the horsewhip in his hand, heard the rustling sound in the car, took out two balls of paper and stuffed them into his ears: "Master Liu Yi is still right, it's not suitable for children."

............

"Chen Xia Gongming has a book to play."

Li Zheng looked at Xia Gongming, the official censor, in astonishment: "Xia Aiqing, what do you want to play?"

"Reporting to Your Majesty, I have impeached Song Yu, Minister of the Ministry of War, and Song Qing and his son, the commander of the imperial guards, violated the king's law, ignored the laws, and forcibly robbed women of the people to worship and marry them. The details are in the memorial. Your Majesty, please have a look."

Xia Gongming's words caused a commotion in the court, and they all looked at Song Yu, Minister of the Ministry of War, who was in the second position, jokingly.

Song Yu blushed, "Xia Heimian, don't be bloody, I am an upright man, since I married my wife, I didn't even have a concubine, so how could I do such a thing as robbing women. "

"My lord Song, I am the imperial censor. I have the right to hear about things. You know whether you do these things. There has already been an uproar in the capital about what happened last night. Song Yu and his son, Minister of the Ministry of War Going to Tianxiang Tower and being discovered by street patrolling warriors, what else do you have to quibble about?"

"Oh, father and son are going together. Mr. Song likes this tune."

"You really can't be judged by appearances. I think one dragon and two phoenixes are already quite powerful. This Lord Song is worthy of being the Minister of the Ministry of War. He only plays tricks. Father and son are soldiers in battle. I admire him very much."

"Fart, Xia Heimian, don't bite people in a hurry. This officer has never done anything like robbing women."

Xia Gongming looked at Song Yu calmly: "That is Song Qing, the commander of the imperial guards."

Before Song Yu said anything, Wu Guogong Wan Buhai stood up and said, "Old man Xia, you don't want to spit out people. What is the status of my grandson-in-law? How could you do something like robbing people's daughters? Your grandma is spouting, Sleep with your mother."

Xia Gongming's beard trembled with anger: "Old man Wu, you are insulting gentlemen, so please take care of your mother."

Wu Guogong spat on the ground: "Hey, I sleep with your mother, sour Confucian."

"Warrior, you're so vulgar, he's his mother."

"I'm ashamed of you and other reckless men who are officials in the same dynasty, and I will be my mother."

"A bunch of stinky nines, sleeping with your mother."

"A soft guy with no eggs will play tricks, and if he has the ability to fight with the general with real swords and guns, he will greet your daughter."

"It's his mother."

"Sleep with your mother."

"xxxxxxxxxxxxxx."

"oooooooooo."

A good court meeting turned into a place where civil and military officials scolded each other. Song Yu put his hands on his stomach, and neither helped each other. It is inappropriate to scold anyone. You can scold your own people. Son, wouldn't it be good to watch the show standing up?

Li Zheng looked helplessly at the courtiers scolding each other below and patted the dragon case: "That's enough, you are all dignified figures, and you cursed at the court meeting, how is this different from street ruffians."

"The minister is guilty."

"Xia Aiqing, present the memorial."

Li Zheng flipped through the description in the memorial, his face brightened, and he couldn't help looking at Song Yu with a smile. He didn't expect that the usually calm and unusually important minister could do such a thing after drinking.

Throwing the memorial on the dragon case casually: "I spent money to redeem myself, and if a man wants to marry a woman, how can it be said that he is robbing the women of the people? Be an example to others."

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for your enlightenment."

"Retreat."

Song Qing outside the Xuande Hall looked at the old man in confusion: "Father, what to do, how to explain to uncle and younger siblings in the future."

Song Yu looked at his son blankly: "I don't understand what you are talking about."

"It's the matter of us drinking flower wine together last night, and the matter of Yun Qingshi!"

"Nonsense, dad was dealing with official business yesterday, how could he be drinking? Aren't you on duty in the palace? Didn't you wake up?"

"what?"

"Oh what, I don't know what I did?"

Song Qing looked at his father hesitantly for a moment: "It's not very authentic."

"A dead fellow is not a poor fellow, what were you doing yesterday?"

"The palace is on duty, but it's my mother's place!"

Song Yu cast an angry look at his son, "Your mother taught him."