My wife is number one in the world

Liu Mingzhi looked at Liu Song with tears in his eyes: "Bye?"

"Well, Master Song presided over the ceremony."

Liu Mingzhi lay down on the bed at once: "I said that Boss Song is so unreliable, who did he learn from? The co-authorship is hereditary, Liu Song."

"Master?"

"Young master has liver pain, is there a way to treat it?"

Liu Song bit his lips: "Master, don't worry about liver pain, go out and have a look, you will not only have liver pain but also whole body pain."

Liu Mingzhi sat up suddenly: "What do you mean, let alone this one, there are others?"

Liu Song shrank his neck and pointed out the door: "Master, wait outside the door, you can go and see for yourself."

"It's also presided over by uncle?"

"kindness."

Liu Mingzhi tightened his belt tightly: "Grandma, one more brother is not much, and one less brother is quite a lot. The young master recognizes it. It's a mule or a horse leading it out for a walk, isn't it just...... nothing. ?”

Liu Mingzhi stared blankly at the door, Jiang He, who was leading his third brother, and Ying'er, a maid with a small mouth, was no other animal. Could it be that he swore to fly?Liu Mingzhi looked up at the sky, but he didn't find anything that could fly: "Liu Song, what's the situation? My brother?"

Liu Song pointed at the door and motioned Liu Mingzhi to look back: "What? Huh? Why are there two women?"

"My concubine Yun Qingshi pays homage to her husband."

"My servant Chun'er joins Lord Liu."

"Hello..." The greeting stopped abruptly, and Liu Mingzhi looked at Liu Song in horror: "What did they call me?"

Liu Song hugged the rooster and bowed his head, not daring to look at the young master.

"Ying'er, tell me."

Ying'er turned her head proudly and looked aside: "Hmph."

"Jiang He, tell me, what do they call me?"

An Gou'er smiled and touched his head: "Brother, the second sister-in-law calls you husband."

Liu Mingzhi rushed to An Gou'er's body with a stride and tightly grabbed An Gou'er's clothes: "What do you call her?"

"Second sister-in-law."

"Where is it?"

"Uncle paid for you."

"I do not know how?"

"Brother, you and the second sister-in-law have both paid homage."

"When, where, why do I have no memory at all?"

"At four o'clock last night in Tianxiang Building."

"Fart, we were drinking at the house, how could we go to Tianxiang Tower?"

An Gou'er thought for a while: "During the third round of drinking last night, Uncle Song said that he would take you and Brother Song to see the world, and then that's all."

"What's the matter with her?"

"Uncle said that you live alone in the Jue Mansion, and you don't even have anyone who knows the cold and the hot, so he found the most beautiful lady in Tianxianglou to be your concubine, that is, the second...second sister-in-law."

Panting heavily, Liu Mingzhi loosened An Gou'er's clothes and stared at Liu Song tightly: "You said just now that I worshiped another, not a brother, but heaven and earth?"

Liu Song nodded helplessly: "Xiao Song said that your whole body will hurt."

Liu Mingzhi glanced at Yun Qingshi, who was standing at the side feeling a bit uneasy, the master and servant rushed to Ying'er, grabbed Ying'er's hand, and slapped her face twice fiercely, a big palm print appeared immediately. : "It hurts, it's not a dream."

Liu Mingzhi collapsed to the ground all of a sudden: "It's over, Yun'er must eunuch me."

When I was away from home, my wife told me that you don't want to pick wild flowers on the roadside, you don't want to pick them, okay, not only did you pick them, but you also brought them home.

"Liu Song, why didn't you stop me, uncle, the three of us got drunk, did you also get drunk?"

Liu Song looked aggrieved: "Master, don't blame me, Xiaosong. Last night after Mr. Song yelled, you rushed upwards screaming, and you couldn't stop him. Mr. Song even moved his knife. Seeing Lord Song and Young Master Song turn around and leave, originally it cost 3000 taels of silver to redeem the young lady, but the bustard took 300 taels, so......"

"Master, am I a robber?"

"It doesn't count, it's just......"

"Song Yu, Song Qing, you two are going to kill me." Liu Mingzhi growled wanting to cry without tears.

Song Qing was still hanging on the stone lock in the Song family's martial arts arena, rippling in the wind, and Song Yu squatted aside with his hands in his sleeves, not daring to vent his anger.

Mrs. Song sat on a stone bench beside her with a cane in her hand: "A man goes to a brothel and drinks flower wine. As a woman and a concubine, he never says anything. What do you two do? Drink and drink like a niece and sister-in-law." Come out, let's see how you explain to your second brother, how to explain to that girl Yun'er."

Song Yu pursed the corners of his mouth in confusion: "What happened last night? Why did you pay homage?"

"Father, I vaguely remember you saying that anyway, the dog also worships the chicken, and it doesn't matter if you get married, and then you said goodbye."

"Have it?"

"Yes, it seems that you don't have enough money, otherwise you plan to redeem one yourself?"

Song Yu raised his head: "Don't put shit on my head, it seems like you said the same thing, the money is not enough."

Mrs. Song waved the cane: "The three of you are going to the brothel together, how many people are there in the whole world?"

Chapter 255 A Dead Fellow

An Gou'er was driving the carriage outside, and inside the carriage, Liu Mingzhi, master and servant, were listless as if they were mourning a concubine.

"Ying'er, Liu Song, you two should just talk, give the young master an idea, what should the master and servant in the carriage behind do, the young master can't really take them home. God!"

"Hmph, who is to blame for the romantic debt I caused, now I think of us, why didn't I think of us when I was happy last night?"

"Ying'er, the young master is drunk, and he doesn't know anything. Why did he take a concubine? I just went to find my uncle. You don't know, what can he do to avoid me? He messed it up, let me go obediently yesterday, he insisted on dragging me to drink some celebratory wine, now it's all right, if you drink a fourth brother, it doesn't matter how big or small, if you drink a little lady, I'm wronged too, young master Ah, I don't have any memory of what happened yesterday, I'll ask my uncle to deal with it, he doesn't have the face to see me now, what can I do."

"Young master, the heavens and the earth have already paid homage. Although they did not enter the bridal chamber, many people have seen it last night. Although the concubine does not need to be married by a medium, the three rituals have been completed. The young lady is from your Liu family, so you can accept it." Well, besides, the young lady turned out to be a nobleman, the innocent daughter's family, and she looked upright, with an exquisite and round figure, and her appearance was not much worse than that of the young lady. It's not an insult to the Liu family's family style, you should find a time to confess to the young lady earlier."

"Frankly, frankly your uncle, the young lady is pregnant now, if the fetus in the womb is affected by the stimulation, the young master can hang himself to death with regret, the key thing is that I am wronged, young master, you can testify, right? Last night, I didn't even touch a single hair of her. Master, I am innocent. The ones that are clear are clearer than water, and the ones that are white are like tender tofu. Let me tell you how you made me and what I did. mortal sin."

"Then what to do, yesterday there were many dignitaries and dignitaries watching from the sidelines. Although the Minister of the Ministry of War presides over your worship hall, although not everyone knows it, it is also well-known. You can't divorce my lady, right?" .”

Liu Mingzhi's eyes lit up: "It's a good way, write a letter of divorce and divorce her. The young master has never touched her. She is still a clean and innocent girl, and it will not be difficult to marry in the future. Let's do it like this. Prepare a pen, ink, paper and inkstone, young master. I'm going to write a divorce letter."