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So Song Mingxi walked out of the classroom, and after a while the professor came in and told the cow that he could go.It turned out that Song Mingxi told the professor that she was going to have an abortion, and the baby was leading the cow.

After coming out of the classroom, they came to the amusement park.

After playing in the amusement park, Chen Niu and Song Mingxi came to sit down on a piece of grass.Song Mingxi handed Niu Niu a draft paper with cartoon patterns on it.

"Her dream was to be a screenwriter, so she kept writing, what she called outlines. To get me into the groove, he took me to the park and read those outlines... It was stressful to read those outlines... If I If I ignore something, I'm dead."

Immediately after the inner monologue of the cow was over, Song Mingxi yelled loudly: "You're looking for death, keep reading."

"Oh." The cow didn't dare to resist.

It happened that a man was smoking a cigarette and went to the side to make a phone call, and threw the cigarette butt on the ground. Song Mingxi ran away again, ran to scold the other party, and forced the other party to pick up the cigarette butt.Even more barbaric is asking the other person not to wear the same color as she is wearing.

Qiangniu was already familiar with this, and read the outline: "This heroine is very strong, similar to 'Terminator', the time is 2137 AD, a group of bad guys kidnapped her 'Qingren', and came to the present. I don't Knowing why she kidnapped him, in order to save her "qingren", she also returned to the present through the time machine..."

Monologues, scene changes, and Song Mingxi's outline are presented in a cinematic way.

In a certain factory shed, a shootout ended with the heroine rescuing the hero, and then killing a co-leader together.The actor was none other than Chen Chong in the finale scene. He trembled without any acting skills, and then slowly fell to the ground. After a long time, he was still struggling and twitching from time to time, stealing the scene.

"It should end with a kiss." On the way back, Qiangniu said to Song Mingxi.

Song Mingxi shook his head: "This is not a romance movie, this is an action movie."

As the two get in touch, they get to know each other better and better. The cow often suffers from Song Mingxi's violence, but she can also feel that Song Mingxi is pretending to be happy, but in fact she is very sad because she broke up with her boyfriend.

Qian Niu wanted to enlighten her, but unfortunately, Song Mingxi only wanted Song Mingxi to say seriously: "It looks quite deep."

"This woman is too tough!"

"The movie was very interesting."

"Wan Xiaohu is going to succeed again this time." It's not just the idle audience who are watching the premiere here.There are also many people in the industry, and a movie has reached their eyes.Not just to watch the excitement, but also to watch the doorway.From the audience's reaction and the progress of the plot, we can more or less tell whether the movie is a success.

Of course, critical voices are also indispensable.

"The plot is very vulgar. Doesn't this kind of shooting lower the grade of Chinese movies!"

"Young people are young people, and it is difficult to be elegant."

It's just that mixed with the laughter, it seems a little weak.Wan Xiaohu couldn't hear at all, and was still looking at the big screen in a good mood.Immediately, he opened his mouth and laughed silently.

Because of the movie, it's time for him to appear again.The morning glory was fished out of the water by Song Mingxi, completely afraid of this female devil, and decided to escape from her clutches.When eating with Wan Xiaohu, Ning Hao, and Cheng Er, the students asked about the girlfriend of the cow.

The morning glory vomited bitterness.Then, with the help of alcohol, he went after another girl of his favorite type.It turned out that it was Song Mingxi when he chased him, and he was so frightened that he turned his head and ran away.To be honest, this paragraph is actually quite contrived. Originally, Wan Xiaohu planned to edit it out, but.In the end, I stayed, in order to deepen the explanation that Qianguniu likes Song Mingxi, the type of girl.

Unexpectedly, the audience's laughter was too low, and the hall was full of laughter again.

The film continues, and the cows survive.It's just that he was depressed and drunk, and decided to take revenge on Song Mingxi.Imagine yourself standing outside the station.Song Mingxi carried him to the hotel... The reality is often the opposite of what he thought, he fell asleep on the subway, his wallet was stolen, and he even made a stop.

Unfortunately, I got out of the car, penniless, and could only ask for a glass of water from the station, and slept on the deck chair outside.People passing by took him for a tramp and threw a coin into the cup.

With this coin, Chen Niu called Song Mingxi immediately, asking her to pick him up within 10 minutes.When Song Mingxi rushed over, he was not picked up outside, but entered the bureau, because the cow was imprisoned as a homeless man, and was molested by a group of small thieves. The tragedy couldn't be worse.

What is even more tragic is that when the cow came out of the iron cage, Song Mingxi was beaten and kicked by him.

If the plot continues like this, it's no different from a bad comedy, it's nothing more than a story about a violent woman and a slutty man.

Song Mingxi had her birthday, and asked Chen Niu to celebrate her. If the celebration was not good, he would die.Morning Glory had no choice but to take her to the amusement park, ready to light up the lights of the carousel and create romance.But unexpectedly met a kidnapper, the kidnapper's girlfriend ran away with someone, he couldn't think about it!

In the end, it was Song Mingxi who stepped forward and saved the cow.

The cows feel that they are in love with this savage but special woman.Then there was another vulgar, hilarious, romantic happy hour.The bull was beaten by the ball when playing ball, Song Mingxi KO'd a sword fight, and Song Mingxi smashed everything he did.At the same time, I have to bear the weird script outline that Song Mingxi writes from time to time.

Basically, they are spoofs of famous movies. For example, there is a martial arts plot, which is a spoof of "Evil and West Poison".

Then the slap in the face on the subway and wearing high heels on campus all caused the audience to laugh constantly.

It's raining, and the cow takes Song Mingxi home and meets Song Mingxi's parents.

They didn't like cows, looked down on this poor boy, and taught Song Mingxi a lesson.

Since then, Qiangniu has not received a call from Song Mingxi for a long time.

Knowing Mo Yitian, Qianniu received a call again, Song Mingxi's voice still sounded so happy, as if nothing had happened.

"It's almost the 100th day we've known each other."

"Ah, it's almost 100 days?"

"When do you think a girl is most beautiful?"

"When you take off your clothes." The cow answered casually.The male audience in the hall smiled knowingly, and the women also smiled shyly.

After spending a day of romantic madness with Song Mingxi, after sending her back, she met her parents again, and the parents clearly told Yang Niu not to associate with their daughter again.

So, we broke up like this.

There seemed to be a trace of sad silence in the hall that was still laughing.Until one day, someone from Morning Glory introduced him, met another girl, and started dating for the first time. The girl was none other than Zhou Xun.After they happily drank a dozen beers, both of them went to the bathroom.

Then, the cow found out tragically that Zhou Xun also peed standing up, so he cried in the toilet!

And Song Mingxi is also on a date, and asks Niu to come over and introduce him to him.This man is also a cameo, Huang Haibo is a cameo, and after Song Mingxi went to the bathroom, the cow had already left.Huang Haibo said that Qianguniu told him that there are ten principles to be followed when getting along with her.

First, don't try to make her gentle...

"I-beleve" sounded immediately...

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First, don't try to make her gentle;

Second, don't let her drink more than three glasses of wine, otherwise she will hit everyone;

Third, you must drink coffee in a cafe, never drink cola or orange juice;

Fourth, if she hits you, you must pretend it hurts, if it really hurts, pretend it's okay;

Fifth, on the first day of your acquaintance, you must send a rose to her class, she will like it very much;

First, we must learn to fencing and play squash;

Seventh, be mentally prepared to go to prison at any time;

Eighth, if she says she will kill you, don't take it seriously, it will make you feel better;

Second, if her shoes are uncomfortable, be sure to change shoes with her.

"I-beleve you are still waiting there, the road of love is always full of blessings."