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At the end of the subtitles, a long distant view of a train appeared on the screen.Drive slowly.On a hill next to the train track, under a big lonely pine tree.Standing alone below is the leading actor, Morning Glory, played by Huang Xiaoming.

Sad, and with a bit of simple monologue: "Just two years ago today, she and I buried a time box here. We made an appointment to meet here again two years later, but she didn't come... Then I will continue to wait."

The screen jumps, and the cow is dressed in a suit and leather shoes, taking pictures in the photo studio.During this period, his aunt called him and asked him to come over.With the flash of the camera, the photo is no longer a morning glory, but a yellowed photo of a drooling kid.

"My parents wanted a daughter, so they dressed me as a girl. Until I was seven years old. I thought I was a girl. Of course, I also went to the women's bathhouse. At that time, I always thought that as I got older Grow, my penis will keep getting smaller until it disappears."

"It's just the opposite."

As the monologue unfolds.There was a little rustling voice in the hall.Wan Xiaohu didn't look back, and knew that everyone had some reactions to this passage. At the beginning of the radio and television review, this paragraph was planned to be cut, but in the end Wan Xiaohu argued hard.There is no taboo in speaking children's words, and it does not involve adultery at all.was preserved.

Bang!

The photos freeze, the pictures flow, and the official plot begins.Chen Niu, played by Huang Xiaoming, is eating and drinking with three friends in a hot pot restaurant. Needless to say, the three friends are Wan Xiaohu, Ning Hao and Cheng Er.The audience here basically knew Wan Xiaohu, and many of them laughed when they saw this.

Many people have heard about Wan Xiaohu's hobby of guest appearances. Starting from "Waiting Alone", Wan Xiaohu will show up in movies and play a funny character.

After laughing, continue watching the movie.

Qian Niu was eating hot pot when he suddenly saw a woman walking by outside the window, with a figure from behind, Jun Ji Hyun was no doubt about it.Immediately, Qiang Niu stood up, and began to monologue again: "She is the type I like. Every time I see a girl I like, I can't help but want to chase her."

Of course, before he could take any action, his mother called, telling him to go to his aunt's house with a lot of fuss.

The forced cow had no choice but to go there. Just as he was about to do the subway, he saw a girl standing on the platform, staggering, and a subway was about to come and hit her at any moment.The cow immediately pulled the girl away, and the moment the train passed by, the girl looked at Huang Xiaoming with drunken eyes. She was very drunk, and it was Song Mingxi played by Jun Zhixian.

On the subway, there are no seats.

Both of them were standing, Song Mingxi was leaning on an iron pillar, dizzy, and Yang Niu secretly looked at her.The inner monologue resumed: "She is the type I like, but I actually don't have feelings for her. Why? Because drunk girls disgust me."

And the next moment, what made Qianguniu speechless even more.

An old man was also standing, and the young man didn't give way. Song Mingxi slapped the young man directly on the head, staring at him, asking him to make way.The young man was also not good at fighting with girls, so he stuffed the chewing gum that had been knocked out back into his mouth, and left with a depressed expression on his face.

"Haha, it's a very interesting movie." An audience member in Wan Xiaohu's back seat said with a smile.

"This girl is a bit fierce, but her quality is still good." The audience next to her was preaching when she spoke.

Then, Song Mingxi on the screen was very rude, he was about to vomit after drinking too much.

Then a scene that shocked the cow appeared.

Song Mingxi vomited several times, spilled into his mouth, and swallowed the vomit again.

"Ouch!" The audience was tragically infected and wanted to vomit too.

"I'll go, what kind of movie plot is this? It makes me want to throw up too."

"No, I died laughing."

"This director is wicked, designing such a disgusting plot."

"But don't say it, it's fun."

Wan Xiaohu was proud of the audience's reaction. If the movie wasn't exciting, there was no selling point.

"Hey, it's so ugly to involve me." Quan Zhixian stretched out his hand and pinched Wan Xiaohu's waist, saying unhappily.

"It's just a movie. You are the most beautiful in my heart." Wan Xiaohu grabbed Jun Zhixian's little hand and responded shamelessly. Anyway, the lights in the hall were dim, and the audience was amused and sickened by the movie. No one would notice. I'm having sex with the little crush here.

The laughter continued and the movie continued.

0137【Ten Principles】Ask for first order of monthly pass

In just a few paragraphs, the image of the goddess of Petunias is completely destroyed, and this destruction continues.

The old man who just got a seat was spit all over the face by Song Mingxi who couldn't bear it before he could be happy.What was even more unexpected was that after Song Mingxi vomited, he said "honey" to the cow, and fell asleep on the ground with a bang.

This is a bad thing, the old man said angrily: "She called you dear!"

Qianguniu hurriedly avoided suspicion and smiled to the surroundings: "I am not."

"How can you do this!"

"I'm not really..."

The old man didn't give him a chance to distinguish, and roared: "You must be responsible!"

Ever since, the morning glory is sad.Not only did he have to clean the old man, but he was also asked to take away Song Mingxi who was sleeping.In desperation, he had no choice but to take Song Mingxi to a small hotel, and what was even more tragic was that he smelled of alcohol and his clothes were stained, so he had to take a bath.But at this time, he encountered a search by the police, and it was conceivable that he was brought into the bureau as a prostitute.

After explaining clearly and letting him go home, he was beaten by his mother because he didn't go to his aunt's house.

When the movie saw this, the hall was almost filled with laughter.

Many people laughed while shaking their heads. The plot of the movie was very vulgar, but it made people laugh.It is now 2001, without the baptism of many comedies later, the audience's laughter is very low.It can make people laugh, the movie is half done, and Wan Xiaohu leans comfortably on the chair.

At this time, the film's Altair doom did not escape.

Song Mingxi called him the next day and asked him to explain why he was with her naked that day.met.Song Mingxi said that she was going to a cafe for a drink, and she treated her guests.The morning glory wanted mango juice.While wanting strawberry juice, I finally decided to have a glass of Coke.

As a result, Song Mingxi interrupted very rudely: "You are looking for death, I want coffee, two cups of coffee, you pay for it!"

The cow was stunned, and had a new understanding of Song Mingxi's dominance.

Next, sit down at the table.Song Mingxi asked angrily: "Be honest, what happened last night."

Facing Song Mingxi's huge aura, Qiangniu couldn't speak fluently: "Uh...that night...uh, you were drunk..."

"Stop stammering, speak clearly!" Song Mingxi scolded loudly.

Qianguniu explained like a wronged little daughter-in-law, but she was monologue in her heart: "This girl may be a poisonous snake, pretending to be drunk and vomiting. Then come and use a confused boy like me!"

"To deal with such a girl, we must let her know who is the boss!"

Of course, this is just thinking about it, the morning glory doesn't have the guts at all, and it's just talking.Just in my heart: "When she is not drunk, she is the ideal girl in my mind."

When Song Mingxi figured out everything, he lost interest in drinking coffee, so he took the cow to drink again.

At this time, the two uncles at the next table were hooking up with the little sister.I also want to take my little sister to drink.

Song Mingxi broke out!

He scolded several people head and face, disrupting their proud plan.Called them all away.Song Mingxi, who was still angry, drank heavily again, and finally passed out gloriously drunk again.Once again sent to the small hotel, and then the cow took care of Song Mingxi again, the two seemed to be a little different.

The plot is funny with a little romance, and it advances slowly.

When it was time to laugh, the hall was full of laughter, and when there was a little sadness, the audience sighed endlessly.

One day, Morning Glory was in class.But he found that Song Mingxi walked into the classroom and sat beside him.Song Mingxi asked the professor in class if he could let everyone take a break, and the professor agreed.Then Song Mingxi asked Qiangniu to skip class to accompany him to go out to play, but Qiangniu did not agree.