Journey to the West: Reform of the Underworld and the Start of Developing the Internet

The promotion of mobile phones is not entirely smooth.

The Southern Continent is mostly populated by mortals, and can be regarded as the base camp for the harvest of incense from the underworld. It is relatively easy to promote!

But in the Eastern Continent, it is mainly populated by monks, gods, and sects!

The foundation of the underworld is shallow, so it is relatively difficult.

Most monks have no fear of ghosts and gods, let alone the increasingly weak underworld?

The shops opened by the underworld in the Eastern Continent are also operated by their respective city gods, and their momentum is quite huge.

However, many monks looked at the newly renovated City God Temple with only disdain and ridicule on their faces.

"It seems that this underworld is really in trouble. It can do anything. Even the treasures developed by the emperor, this cow must have run to the sky, right?"

"He also claims that he can connect the three realms without regard for any restrictions. Isn't he insane?"

"This broken magic weapon is cheap indeed, only 99 low-grade spirit stones, but it has no other use except to check the fortune and sins, it is really useless!"

As more and more people came in and out, there were not many people buying it, but the ridicule they received was full of baskets.

Everyone sighed that the underworld was really in decline, and had fallen to selling the information in the Book of Life and Death to make a living.

……

Heaven, Lingxiao Palace!

"Your Majesty, the underworld has converted all the City God Temples on earth into City God shops, selling a product called mobile phones."

Clairvoyance knelt in the hall!

Shunfenger also spoke at the same time:"What I heard is the same!"

"What do you think of this, my dear ministers?"

The Jade Emperor looked at the immortals in the heaven without changing his expression.

"Your Majesty, this is just a stupid move that the Underworld came up with when they were cornered by those bald donkeys in the West! We just need to make it unable to do business, and the last breath of the Underworld will be gone!" Fire Star Lord said carelessly.

The barefoot immortal stepped forward and stopped him, saying,"Your Majesty, this is absolutely not allowed! The King of Fengdu has just returned. If we really provoke him, the six reincarnations will come and who can bear the cause and effect?"

The Jade Emperor nodded slightly and asked,"Then according to your words, how should we deal with it?"

"In my opinion, since the Journey to the West is imminent, it is better to let those bald donkeys in the West wade into this muddy water, and we can just sit on the sidelines and watch the tigers fight!"Taibai Jinxing said bluntly

""My dear ministers, what you said makes sense. You don't need to worry about this matter for now!"

The Jade Emperor smiled slightly and waved his hand:"Come on, my dear ministers, let's continue playing music and dancing."

The Journey to the West is about to begin, and Buddhism is destined to flourish. The

Heavenly Court is not convenient to take action, but it does not mean that he, the Jade Emperor, has no temper.

He crawled under the table and shouted to invite the Western Buddha. Although it was acting, this might be a stain that he could never erase in his life!

It was just right for the underworld to find the bad luck of the Western bald donkey.

……

The netherworld, Fengdu Hall!

Today, all the ghosts and gods of the underworld gathered here again.

The five ghost emperors in the lead had faces as gloomy as water, while others had mouths that were almost stretched to their ears.

The inventory of tens of millions of mobile phones has been sold out, but 99% of the sales came from the Southern Continent.

The sales in the other three states were so low that they could be ignored.

As the saying goes, I am afraid that my brothers will suffer, and I am also afraid that my brothers will drive a Land Rover!

Before, everyone was eating bitter melons together and didn’t feel anything. This sudden gap was really unacceptable to the ghost emperors!

Looking at the different expressions of the ghost emperors from all sides, Fengdu also felt a little funny.

But he still comforted them,"You don't have to be like this. Good products are not afraid of no one buying them. Now the time is short. When those customers understand the advantages of mobile phones, they will naturally rush to buy them!"

"Now that the sales in Nanzhanbuzhou are the best, let the Southern Emperor report the problems reflected by the customers!"

Faced with envious and jealous eyes, the Southern Ghost Emperor Du Ziren strode out in a brand new red robe!

"Your Majesty, the sales staff of the City God Department in various places in Nanzhanbuzhou are skilled in their business and there are not too many problems! It's just that the people below always complain that the mobile phones they are allocated are too few. I beg Your Majesty to allocate more mobile phone quotas."

Listen~ Listen~ Is this what a ghost should say?

Du Ziren, who was originally abominable, was seen by the Yama Kings in the halls. He felt that he had seen his father's murderer!

He really wanted to kill this old guy on the spot!

He has taken 99% of the quota, but he is still not satisfied. Where is your face?

"Ahem, the Ten Kings of Hell continue to expand the scale of mobile phone production. If the ghost messengers are not enough, they will recruit lonely ghosts on a large scale to ensure that there is no shortage of goods."

Fengdu was afraid that Du Ziren would be put in a sack by ghosts after leaving the court, so he quickly asked:"Besides this, have you encountered any other situations in sales?"

Du Ziren thought for a while and said:"Your Majesty, many people in the world buy mobile phones but do not use them and choose to resell them. The emperors in the world do not have so many beliefs, so they directly use the silver money of the mortal world to buy those mobile phones. I wonder if we should prohibit this behavior?"

Fengdu raised his eyebrows. Did scalpers appear so soon?

"It is forbidden, of course it must be forbidden! How can our mobile phones in the underworld be bought and sold with the silver money of the mortal world?"

The Eastern Ghost Emperor immediately pointed at Du Ziren and started to spit. If the copper coins of mortals can be used to buy immortal tools, if this kind of thing is known to the cultivators, then his mobile phones in Dongsheng Shenzhou will be even harder to sell.

"Whether it is prohibited or not, it is not up to you, an old man, to decide. Your Majesty, the decision has not been made yet, what are you yelling about?"The hot-tempered Du Ziren retorted on the spot.

Seeing that the two were about to perform martial arts in the palace, Fengdu hurriedly spoke out to stop them!

"Okay, you two just be patient!"

"We can't stop this kind of middleman behavior. In fact, when we really do the math, we won't lose money!"

"However, this incident also exposed the lack of our faith in the underworld!"

"We are ashamed!" All the ghosts bowed down together.

Glancing at the ashamed face of the King of Hell, Fengdu smiled and said,"In that case, let's bring out the incense treasure!"

"I wonder what this incense treasure is?" King Qin Guang asked!

"Xianghuobao, as the name suggests, is a new software for customers to buy and sell incense!"

"This can not only solve the problem of insufficient incense in the underworld in a short period of time, but also make the creatures in the human world understand that believing in our underworld can bring real benefits!"

"Your Majesty, this method of Fengdu is very good. Most of the pilgrims do not have a clear understanding of the amount of incense they contribute to the underworld. With this incense treasure, the sale of mobile phones will be much more convenient in the future!" Du Ziren praised. The

Yama Kings of the various halls were whispering and discussing with each other, and all of them cast admiring glances at Fengdu, who was in the first place.

Why didn't they think of such a simple method before?

King Qin Guang stood up with a burning look in his eyes:"Your Majesty, although this method is wonderful, it will increase the workload of the ghost messenger, so I suggest collecting a 50% tax!"

Hiss~

Fengdu took a deep breath in his heart, and when he looked at the honest King Qin Guang, his eyes suddenly changed!