Journey to the West: Reform of the Underworld and the Start of Developing the Internet

"Who said you didn’t?"

"Every special festival, your Cheng family will come to my City God Temple to burn incense, and your wife comes once a week. Over time, you must have at least 50,000 sticks of incense."

Old Liu waved his hand and called a female salesperson over, handing a brand new mobile phone to Cheng Yaojin.

He said enthusiastically:"As our first customer, I will give you a 20% discount, which is absolutely generous!"

"Come on! I'll teach you how to register!"

"How could you forget Emperor Tang for such a good thing?"

"I believe you won’t forget your wife, right?"

""Where's your son? Do you want one too?"

Cheng Yaojin came here empty-handed, but after Mr. Liu's rapid-fire sales pitch, he walked out of Chenghuang Mall with five or six more mobile phones in his hands. His incense was so clean!

"Old Liu, you are really nice this time! I will treat you to a good drink next time."

After saying goodbye to Old Liu in a hurry, Cheng Yaojin was satisfied and went straight to the palace with five or six mobile phones!

Old Liu was right, how could the Tang emperor not have such a magical object? As soon as Cheng Yaojin left excitedly, the majestic figure of the City God appeared in the temple!

Looking at the old man in the temple who loved to visit brothels and drink wine on weekdays, the City God's face, which was originally full of disgust, now bloomed with a smile.

"Well done, keep up the good work and strive to get the top sales! I will commend you later!"

""Don't worry, Mr. City God. The Tang Dynasty is a peaceful and prosperous country with a dense population. I can't guarantee that I will be the top seller, but it will be no problem for me to be in the top ten!" said Mr. Liu confidently.

With the departure of Cheng Yaojin, Mr. Liu was not idle. He found several of the most famous storytellers in Chang'an and spent a lot of money to build momentum.

After dealing with the upper echelons of the court, he did not intend to let go of the lower classes of the common people.

Soon, before the opening of the City God Mall, with the spread of the storytellers, the news that the City God Temple was changed to the City God Shop spread like wildfire in the market.

"Have you heard? Chenghuang Temple provides sin and fortune calculation!"

"Isn't it that the City God Temple is going to be converted into a shop?"

"Why did I hear that they were selling a magical instrument that could reach both the heavens and the underworld?"

"Oh my god, what you guys are saying is too outrageous. Aren't you afraid of being blamed by the City God for such slander? When the store opens, remember to invite me. I must go to support you!"

The enthusiasm among the people remains high. On the day when the City God Mall officially opened for business, the front of the City God Temple was already full of customers!

The sleight of hand on the doorplate was removed directly, and the gold-plated City God Shop was particularly eye-catching!

After the renovation, the City God Shop in front of us no longer worships the gods of the underworld as before. There are neatly arranged counters inside, and almost identical goods are placed in the counters.

Behind each counter is a beautiful ghost. Although it is a bit underworld, it is full of human fireworks in this City God Temple.

They all stand there pretty, and they look quite interesting.

Soon, some people bravely walked into the City God Shop curiously and looked around the counters.

Many of them were old worshippers of the City God Temple, and someone immediately asked,"Miao Zhu Liu, is this thing really as magical as the rumors say?"

Old man Liu nodded with a smile," Of course, this thing is a blessing specially placed by the Emperor of Fengdu in the underworld in order to guide people to do good!"

"You can buy a mobile phone and check your own sins and fortune. If you have little fortune, you can avoid the 18 levels of hell and be reborn as an animal!"There was an uproar in the crowd.

Reborn as an animal?

That's absolutely not allowed!

And, what 18 levels of hell? It sounds scary!

Many landlords who are used to oppressing the people on weekdays rolled their eyes guiltily, and sweat dripped from their foreheads like spring water after rain.

I'm going to die, I'm going to die! I'm really going to die.

As a landlord, won't he be stripped of his underwear this time?

The landlords were terrified.

Even the ordinary people worshiped in the void again and again, holding the mobile phone in their hands for a long time, and then they looked up their own names.

"Hahahaha, my sins are only five, I will still be a human in my next life!"

"Hey, what's that? My luck is as high as ten points. The book of life and death says that I can be born into a wealthy family in my next life."

"Damn it, why are my sins as high as 30? No, I must do something good to make up for it!"

The people were discussing their query results with each other, and on the other side, Emperor Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty looked at the uncertain expressions of the accompanying civil and military officials, with a slightly raised corner of his mouth and a rather amusing expression.

The mobile phones sold in this Chenghuang Mall are simply the nemesis of corrupt officials!

Whoever works for the people and whoever oppresses the people will be exposed.

From now on, corrupt officials will never sleep peacefully for a day again.

"Wei Zheng, why are you frowning? Is it because you are not blessed enough?"

Li Shimin said this and showed the results of his search to the old man who always made him angry.

【Name: Li Shimin】

【Fortune: 987 points】

【Sins: 358 points】

【Judgment of cause and effect: Deep fortune, a wise ruler!

Although it did not say how he would be reborn in the next life, the comment of a wise ruler was very useful to him.

"Your Majesty is the Son of Heaven. Since you ascended the throne, the Tang Dynasty has been growing stronger and stronger. Naturally, I am not as blessed as Your Majesty!"

After praising the emperor, the old man Wei Zheng generously showed his search results to the civil and military officials in the court!

"However, I think I am still more blessed than most of the ministers in the court!" With more than 700 points of blessings, he can easily get a position in the underworld even after his death.

As for his sins, they are only in the single digits.

This makes countless officials envious!

What else can better prove the morality of an official than this ?���After showing off to the left and right

, Wei Zheng bowed directly to the Emperor of Tang:

"Soon everyone in the common people will be able to check the fortune of the ministers in the court. I think the court should make plans early!"

"It is best to conduct a census of blessings and sins in the court as soon as possible, and clean up the court officials from bottom to top, so as not to let the court's prestige be lost!"As soon as

Wei Zheng finished speaking, many of the ministers around him rolled their eyes and fainted.

The kind that can't even be helped up!

This is so cruel.

Li Shimin nodded and agreed deeply:"Yes, the immortal objects given by the immortals must be correct! The assessment of officials in the future will also be based on this."

Yuchi Gong also stood up at this time:"Your Majesty, the underworld communication of the mobile phone is also very useful for the deployment of the army!"

Li Shimin's eyes lit up when he heard it. This mobile phone is worthy of being a fairy weapon!

Not only can it check the gains and losses of officials, but it can also transmit sound thousands of miles away.

With this mobile phone, why should he be afraid of the failure of the Tang Dynasty?

But soon, Li Shimin's face became bitter.

Helplessly spread his hands to the ministers:"I also want to purchase a large number of incense to buy mobile phones, but I really can't afford it!"

According to the Book of Life and Death, his meager contribution to the underworld could only get him a regular version.

The one in his hand was given by Cheng Yaojin.

Not to mention buying a large number of mobile phones!

But at this time, Changsun Wuji stood up and directly gave a solution!

"Your Majesty, we can use real money to buy those unactivated mobile phones from civilians."

The Emperor of Tang was very pleased.

"Okay, I'll leave this matter to you, Changsun Wuji!"