Journey To The West: Poor Monks Do Not Want To Take The Western Classics

Chapter 29 Riding an Iron Rod to the Sky

Lingji Bodhisattva was a little fascinated, but he didn’t expect this to happen.

But this was exactly what he wanted, because his cigarettes were gone, just by the way from Tang Sanzang on the hour.

“Buddha decree.”

Lingji Bodhisattva responded and took the robes three times and put them on his body.

Furiously rushed to the lower bound.

The Buddha who took two bites returned to the throne of Lingshan and continued to pay attention to the group of people traveling westward.

Liusha River.

The water wave trembled slightly, Tang Yu smiled secretly in his heart, and at the same time Zhu Bajie also glanced at Tang Yu.

“This Wu Keng, why doesn’t it come back?”

Tang Yu said it intentionally or unintentionally.

“Maybe Brother Monkey walked farther.” Zhu Bajie secretly squeezed the rake in his hand.

At this moment, Tang Yu stood up: “Second idiot, fuck him.”

Zhu Bajie had already prepared, and ran into the river with the nail rake before hitting it down.

Sha Wujing, who was hiding under the water, was a little dazed, not knowing how he was discovered.

It has been many years since I was demoted to Liusha River. But every few decades, there is a monk who learns from the scriptures passing by here, so that he can fight his teeth.

All the nine bald donkeys passing by were let him eat, all kinds of cooking.

This time I will also study, this time whether it is steamed or braised in brown sauce.

After thinking about it, it was half steamed, fat and thin, and dipped in garlic.

The taste should be good.

The remaining half is ready to air-dry, make some bacon or something, and eat slowly.

At the thought of this, Sha Wujing suddenly drooled.

However, he discovered that this time, the bald donkey had learned to be clever and brought a bodyguard.

A monkey, a pig.

Fortunately, the bald donkey asked the monkey to find food.

Are you still eating? After a while labor and management will eat you.

He sneaked over, and before he could do anything, the pig had already hit him with a rake.

He hurried up with a weapon in his hand.

boom.

Sha Wujing felt a strong force coming, and said inwardly. No, this pig demon is quite powerful.

Just about to dive into the water, I will look for opportunities in the future to kill this learner.

Suddenly an iron rod under his butt rose straight up, holding him all the way to the sky.

What’s the matter?

He sat on the Monkey King’s golden cudgel, still a little dazed.

After going up like this, it will be a fart in the heavens for a while.

But it’s okay to go to Heavenly Court and look at those old friends.

Thinking of this, Sha Wujing sat on it steadily.

I haven’t come back for so many years, and I don’t know what happened to these old friends? Do they still know my roller shutter?

Heavenly Court.

The Jade Emperor is in the early reign.

Just as he was about to speak, suddenly an iron rod turned over the table in front of him.

The fruits and melons scattered all over the ground.

The Jade Emperor was scared and shivered.

There was another thing sitting on the iron rod, which seemed to be a person.

All the immortals were stunned, watching this scene in disbelief.

“Hi, everybody.”

Sha Wujing waved his hand to say hello to everyone, but the iron rod did not stop, and continued to move up against him.

The Queen Mother is trying to change her clothes in the bedroom.

I don’t know where the dead ghost of Jade Emperor got these clothes from, which makes people feel embarrassed.

The Queen Mother’s face was a little red, she stood in front of the bronze mirror and tried it carefully.

These clothes are pretty good-looking, no wonder the dead ghost of the Jade Emperor has to wear them by himself.

Humph, old pervert.

boom.

An iron rod came out, and the queen mother screamed in surprise.

Sha Wujing felt a little dissatisfied, what’s the matter? Going to heaven, I still don’t let myself and old friends reminisce about the past.

Immediately afterwards, there was a bad premonition in his heart.

To finish the calf.

This iron rod won’t put yourself on top of the 33rd heaven, will it?

At this time, there was an exclamation next to him, and he instinctively stretched out his hand and swiped it directly to the Queen Mother and the Empress, and simultaneously rose with the iron rod.

The Queen Mother hasn’t reacted yet. Why would anyone dare to break into their own bedroom while trying on her own clothes?

“Ah…who are you, let go of this palace.”

The Queen Mother suddenly screamed when she realized that she was holding a bearded guy in her arms.

Liusha River!

Monkey King jumped out of the river. In fact, he had already returned. He just remembered Tang Yu’s explanation. He hid in the Liusha River without knowing it, and caught the monster by surprise.

Looking at the golden hoop that was still rising, Monkey King laughed: “Close.”

The golden cudgel appeared in Monkey King’s hands for an instant, and he raised his head and looked at the sky.

“Wukeng, good job.” Tang Yu exclaimed.

After losing the golden cudgel, with inertia, Sha Wujing jumped up a few meters, but then began to fall rapidly.

And he was still holding the exposed Queen Mother in his arms.

Heavenly Court, everyone seems to have not recovered from the shock.

However, this seems to be Monkey King’s golden cudgel. What is going on?

This monkey won’t have to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace again.

Before everyone came back to their senses, the golden cudgel disappeared in front of his eyes, and then the big beard fell off, but this time he was still holding a person in his arms.

This seems to be the Queen Mother.

And it seems to be a little bit dressed…

The Jade Emperor’s face suddenly turned pale, he naturally saw at a glance that it was his wife, the Queen Mother.

He also wears clothes carefully selected and prepared by himself.

Such clothes should have been worn by two people in the boudoir, secretly admired, this time they were all seen.

The Jade Emperor felt like he was wearing a green hat, and he was also worn by many people.

And who is that big beard?

Doesn’t the queen mother have fornication with whom?

The person she loves is a big beard, and one day he will ride an iron rod to marry her…

“Damn it, show me who it is?”

The Jade Emperor was angry, and this person dared to hug his queen mother.

“Qizhen Jade Emperor, it seems, it seems to be a rolling curtain.” Taibai Jinxing said.

Although the roller blind has become this virtue, some people still recognize it at a glance.

“Li Jing.”

The Jade Emperor shouted.

“The minister is here.”

“I ordered you to immediately take fifty thousand heavenly soldiers to arrest the rolling curtain. No, just kill him.” The Jade Emperor said furiously.

wrong.

The Queen Mother is now wearing revealing clothes. Wouldn’t it be even more embarrassing to be seen by more people.

“Summon two hundred thousand heavenly soldiers, and I will go with you.”

The Jade Emperor was going to go down to earth and was anxious.

With his arms around the Queen Mother and the Empress quickly falling, Sha Wujing was just about to use his magic power to stabilize his figure.

Suddenly a golden light appeared next to him, and a monkey ran his head with an iron rod and turned around: “I’ll fight.”

Sha Wujing’s brain burst, and it passed all of a sudden.

Without even looking at him, Monkey King appeared by the Liusha River, packing up the hare, ready to roast it.

The hare was half-cooked, and only a small black spot slowly appeared on Gaotian, and it was getting bigger and bigger.

Puff through.

Sha Wujing’s body fell into the Liusha River and floated again for a long time, following the undulating river water, rippling slightly towards the distance, and away…