Journey To The West: Poor Monks Do Not Want To Take The Western Classics

Chapter Twenty Eight

Suddenly hearing Zhu Bajie say such a thing, Monkey King was a little confused.

What does this mean?

What is better to forget? Could it be that my grandson has forgotten something?

Maybe, don’t know why, he always feels like he is incomplete.

Tang Yu took a deep look at Zhu Bajie, this second idiot seemed to know better than Wu Keng.

“What do you idiot say?” Monkey King asked.

Zhu Bajie shook his head, obviously not wanting to say more.

It seems that this second nerd is a bit dissatisfied with Tianting and Buddhism.

You can take advantage of it if you have the opportunity.

Tang Yu thought secretly in his heart.

A big river appeared in front of him, and the water was turbulent, and the end could not be seen at a glance.

There is a stele not far away.

Liusha River!

Eight hundred quicksand rivers, three thousand weak water depth, the goose feathers can not float, the reed flowers sink to the bottom.

It turned out to have reached Liusha River unknowingly, and San Lengzi was here.

Speaking of San Lengzi, but also a victim of the struggle between Buddhism and Taoism.

Was demoted to this place where birds do not shit.

It was originally the general of the rolling curtain, who rolled the curtain for the Jade Emperor.

Don’t underestimate this position, this is the celebrity in front of the Jade Emperor.

Just like the celebrity eunuch next to the emperor.

However, because he accidentally smashed the colored glass cup, he was demoted.

This is nothing more than an excuse.

In general, it is a victim.

I looked at Wu Keng, and then at the second fool. As for the third fool…

Kill it!

“Wukeng, second idiot, let’s rest here for a while.” Tang Yu rolled over and got down on the donkey.

Monkey King looked at the stone tablet and said worriedly: “Master, how do we have to cross the river?”

To learn from the Western Heavens, one needs to go step by step.

The river is eight hundred miles away, and the goose feathers can’t float, it’s not easy to want to pass.

“Can you not fly?”

Tang Yu said angrily.

This Wu Keng, why doesn’t he know his head is turning.

“If you can live, let’s just live here, camp and sleep here.”

Tang Yu spread the robe on the ground and lay on it.

Anxious are those deflated Buddhists.

“Master, what I said is.”

Zhu Bajie threw the rakes away and sat on the ground.

As soon as the monkey’s eyes rolled, he also understood.

“Hey, master, I understand.”

“You know what a fart.” Tang Yu sat up and said, “I told you two that there is a monster in this Liusha River.”

Forehead!

Sun Wukong suddenly became vigilant with the golden cudgel, but he was a little strange. He didn’t smell the monster, and he didn’t see the monster. How could Tang Yu know?

“Okay, come here and listen to me.” Tang Yu whispered in the ears of the two people for a while, and then asked: “Understand?”

“Understood. Understood.” The two nodded again and again.

This made Tang Yu nodded in relief, and couldn’t help sighing that he really couldn’t move.

“Master, don’t worry, my grandson knows how to do it.” Monkey King laughed happily, and swung the golden hoop twice.

A monkey is a monkey, and looks anxious.

Two steps away from the river, Tang Yu commanded: “Wukeng, get some food for the teacher. The little forest we passed by just now, the teacher saw hares haunting him.”

Tang Yu was very concerned about eating, and he paid attention to it all the time.

Although I won’t get hungry, but I can’t avoid being greedy.

Besides, eating is a kind of enjoyment.

Monkey King responded, turning into a light and disappearing.

Western sky.

The group of people traveling westward is always watching.

Seeing that the masters and apprentices have arrived at Liusha River, as long as the Drifting monks are accepted, these people will form a team to complete.

I just hope that there will be no accidents.

A series of accidents and changes caused the Tathagata Buddha’s mentality to collapse.

Um?

no.

You have to pick one.

Think about the next question.

Take the cigarette out, but the three cigarettes inside are long gone, only one empty cigarette case is left.

After smoking this thing, the more smokeless, the more I want to smoke.

All know this truth.

I took a close look at the cigarette case, and then poured it out, hoping to pour one out, only a few fragments of tobacco leaves came out of it.

After thinking about it, the Buddha picked up the tobacco leaf and chewed it in his mouth.

Grunt and swallowed.

It doesn’t feel much, it seems I still have to smoke.

But it’s no smoke, this is so good.

Hey, Tang Sanzang.

Yes, look for Tang Sanzang.

The Buddhas looked at the Buddha in a daze, wondering what the boss was thinking about.

Shouldn’t you pay close attention to Journey to the West? But he actually took out the cigarette case and fiddled with it for a long time.

The Buddha looked towards them, and immediately sat upright, waiting for the Buddha to give orders.

After a round of inspection, I felt something was wrong.

“Huh? Where is Lingji Bodhisattva?” Tathagata Buddha asked.

“Enlighten me, Buddha, Lingji Bodhisattva said that his body is a little uncomfortable today.” Manjushri said.

uncomfortable?

As for pulling the calf, you, a Bodhisattva, will feel uncomfortable.

Tathagata Buddha pinched his fingers and his face changed slightly.

At the same time, in a meditation room, Lingji Bodhisattva wore this little pants, leaking out white flesh, in the room, one hand is clasping his feet, and a cigarette is dangling from his mouth…

hiss……

what……

Cool.

Fortunately, I was witty and hid some cigarettes and enjoyed it secretly.

This thing, baby.

However, the thought of giving Tathagata Buddha Sangen hurts him a bit, because he doesn’t have much surplus food here.

“Lingji Bodhisattva, you are so bold.”

Suddenly, there was a loud shout, which sounded in the room.

Lingji Bodhisattva shuddered, and the smoke in his hand fell to the ground.

Without lifting his head, he knelt down and bowed: “See my Buddha.”

It was over, and the smoking was discovered by the Buddha.

But the Tathagata Buddha didn’t blame him, but made a faint sentence.

“What about the goods?”

Lingji Bodhisattva was taken aback, reacted quickly, and hurriedly took out the only two cigarettes left, and handed them over with a painful expression.

“Buddha Mingjian, only the last two are left.”

Tathagata Buddha’s eyes lit up suddenly, and he held one of them to his mouth, just about to light it, and saw Lingji Bodhisattva’s cigarette dropped on the ground.

Then he took the root in his mouth and saved it, but picked up the half root on the ground and took a sip.

After taking this breath, Tathagata Buddha suddenly felt refreshed.

Originally some blame Lingji Bodhisattva. As the smoke went down, the Tathagata calmed down: “Get up, I don’t blame you.”

Lingji Bodhisattva stood up tremblingly, lowered his head, not daring to look up at the Buddha.

“There are some important things that I have to tell you to do.”

These two cigarettes were not enough to smoke in a day, so the Buddha planned to let Lingji Bodhisattva go to Tang Sanzang in exchange for some.

“Buddha, please say.”

Lingji Bodhisattva hurriedly responded respectfully.

“You are the one who reuses this seat, and the one that this seat believes.”

With these words, the Lingji Bodhisattva almost burst into tears.

“I decided that you would go to Tang Sanzang in exchange for some cigarettes, and ask him about the origin of this cigarette.”