In the Internet age, who still makes traditional games?

“Step on me! Step on me!”

“Step on me! I fly more steadily than him! Trust me!”

In Qi Huahua's live stream, the viewers were being absurd.

The "Dragon Palace Treasure Hunt" was extremely popular, with countless streamers. To attract viewers, they naturally needed their own unique characteristics.

Some focused on skill, some on entertainment, some on creating funny moments, and some on being lewd...

As for Qi Huahua, she focused on the absurd.

Not that she herself was absurd, but her viewers were.

In the previous game, all five viewers chose Huo Huo. Qi Huahua thought everyone wanted to play a sneaky tactic, and even planned to choose a Teamer to resist pressure, attracting the opponent's firepower to allow her teammates to sneak attack.

But these five teammates insisted that she choose Tao Tao.

Qi Huahua wasn't one to pursue a high win rate, so she followed their wishes and chose him.

At the start of the game, the viewers told her to follow them. All six of them grouped together, and she obediently followed.

As a result, her teammates didn't go to fight, but ran to a popular scenic spot—the red wall at the intersection of the teahouse and the temple—and took turns activating their ultimate moves, diving headfirst into the wall.

Qi Huahua looked at the five pairs of swaying butts lined up in front of her, completely dumbfounded.

“What... are you doing?”

Teammates:

“What are you waiting for?”

“Quick, take out your whip and spank us!”

“Queen Qi Huahua! Wield your little leather whip!”

“Spank me, spank me!”

Qi Huahua looked at her fully charged electric whip ultimate and then at the row of butts in front of her, unable to press the button no matter what...

She even wanted to call the opponents over to take care of these freaks.

But in the end, under the strong demands of all the viewers in the live stream, Qi Huahua couldn't refuse and activated her ultimate, whipping each butt a few times.

—Of course, there was no damage to teammates, but the swaying, bouncy effect of the butts being attacked was in full force.

When Qi Huahua whipped the last person, she felt a strange sense of stimulation slowly rising from the depths of her heart...

...

As for now, these viewers had come up with a new way to play—

After a character is paperized, jumping down from a high altitude can transform them into a gliding posture like a paper kite.

In this state, of course, you can't carry people on your back, because people are too heavy.

If you want to jump on someone's back for a "piggyback ride", you can only activate paperization as well.

But you can't shoot after paperization, so this outrageous tactic has no practical significance.

—Except for one person: Heyin who activates their ultimate.

Heyin's ultimate's weight reduction characteristic has become well known after two consecutive bugs.

So some genius thought: Can Heyin, after activating their ultimate, stand on a paperized player?

The answer is yes.

So this funny moment happened.

Five viewers simultaneously paperized, jumped off the edge of the building, transformed into five paper kites, and called for Qi Huahua to jump on.

Under the urging of the viewers, Qi Huahua once again couldn't refuse and reluctantly activated her ultimate, briefly pressed the jump button, and jumped onto the back of the nearest viewer.

Then—

Dual guns firing!

Now it really became an air force!

“Me too, me too!” another viewer urged eagerly.

To make it easier for Qi Huahua to jump accurately, they even floated a little closer.

Qi Huahua followed their wishes and made a flying leap—

Qi Huahua quickly paperized to avoid being killed by the fall—to fly a little longer, they had deliberately run to the highest point that ordinary players could reach to jump off.

But paperization only prevented them from being killed by the fall. The slow glide couldn't dodge bullets.

In the end, they were wiped out on the spot, resulting in a complete team wipe.

The opposing Fuling didn't go to seize the flag, but threw lassos at their corpses in turn to humiliate them.

A sentence also popped up in the chat channel:

[Sign Language Masturbation]: "Aren't you guys being a little too arrogant?!"]

Qi Huahua was about to explain that she didn't mean to target them...

But at this moment, she saw a system notification pop up in the chat channel:

[Dear players: The first round of bug fixes for "Dragon Palace Treasure Hunt" will begin in 10 minutes. This fix does not require server maintenance. Players only need to log back into the game to complete the fix and continue their gaming journey.]

[We apologize for any inconvenience caused.]

[Restart countdown: 10 minutes]

“?”

“Bug fix?” Qi Huahua was stunned, “So fast?”

The game was updated yesterday, and the bug is being fixed today?

Aren't you guys too hardworking??

She's not a programmer, but she has common sense!

The viewers were also surprised:

“If Zhumen keeps doing this, will they be able to recruit people in the future?”

“Wake up, Zhumen, 'Frost Snow Project' is a gacha game, not a stand-alone buy-out game. A day-one patch is too exaggerated!”

“Although it's already the next day, I agree with the old brother's statement!”

“Zhumen is awesome! I hope they can ban cheats this fast in the future!”

“Wait a minute, don't change it randomly, I think having butts growing on the wall is pretty good!”

...

Just as the viewers started discussing, they discovered that Zhumen had released a second apology letter online—

—

Dear players,

Hello everyone.

We have noticed that the "Dragon Palace Treasure Hunt" gameplay has experienced several unexpected bugs, affecting the gaming experience of many players.

We are extremely ashamed of this.

The newest novels are first published on 69shu.com!

We were too eager to share this interesting gameplay with our players, but we severely underestimated the workload of this project.

This led to a very tight schedule, and the final testing phase failed to identify these bugs.

This is our responsibility.

The technical team has already started bug localization and fixing work as soon as possible.

The first fix update will be online in 10 minutes. The specific fix content [click here to expand].

At that time, please log back into the game.

We will also send all players 10 liquid gold, 600 conquest points, and an exclusive character apology action again, hoping to get everyone's understanding and forgiveness.

"Frost Snow Project" Operations Team

June 15

—

Below the text, there was also a video attached.

This time, it wasn't just Xu Meng and the leadership, but a dense crowd of Zhumen employees standing there.

When they bowed and apologized together, they even needed to use a crane to barely fit the entire scene into the frame!

Seeing this scene, the players in the comments section were completely shocked—

“Did the whole company come out to apologize?!”

“Another 10 pulls?!!! Are they being so generous?!”

“Fixing bugs in one day, the entire staff bowing, sending 20 pulls in two days! What efficiency?!”

“Finally, a gacha game company is treating players like humans?”

“Humans? They're almost treating us like dads!”

“Good, now we must let Zhumen have a good life, otherwise those inhuman competitors won't know what strange things to say.”

“But sending 20 pulls is equivalent to 320 yuan. Even with the first recharge bonus, it's 160 yuan. Sending out millions of copies at once... are they going to lose a lot?”

“Lose? I'm going to whale directly! Get all the new costumes!”

“Big brother is awesome, I'll renew a monthly card to show my respect.”

...

The comments section was full of praise.

This praise continued until 10 minutes later, when they found out that they could no longer use the [Lasso] in [Dragon Palace Treasure Hunt].

A group of players with malicious tastes were immediately unhappy.

In their opinion, successfully throwing a lasso on the opponent's face is more satisfying than killing the opponent!

Now that Zhumen directly doesn't allow throwing, how can this be allowed?

No, protest!—

Song Zhicheng hadn't gotten off work yet and noticed this strange protest as soon as possible.

He really didn't expect that there could be such a tricky objection.

He was a little confused for a moment.

So he went to ask the boss for his opinion.

Xu Meng was busy organizing the [War Simulator] data and hadn't gotten off work either.

He didn't hesitate when he heard this and told Song Zhicheng to find Peng Linmu the next day to modify the item settings so that the lasso only has animation effects in [Dragon Palace Treasure Hunt] and doesn't actually take effect.

The lasso's use distance is very short, and it also takes up the common CD for firing a gun. Playing with this can easily backfire.

If someone is willing to risk their life to lasso someone else, then let them do it.

After sending Song Zhicheng away, Xu Meng continued to have a headache about [War Simulator].

There's really too much information on this thing, and there are a lot of engineering drawings. If I want to do it all by myself, I don't know how long it will take.

Today, he only managed to sort out the data for a very simple VR glasses, and there are still some complex engineering drawings missing.

The most troublesome thing is that it's difficult to find someone else to help with this...

Faced with this heavy and terrifying workload, he had to stop and turn to another project—

The [Intelligent Core] that he had replicated and had been nurturing for more than half a month.

—Of course, after Xu Meng carefully nurtured it for half a month, it could no longer be called the [Intelligent Core].

It couldn't even be referred to as "it" anymore.

In Xu Meng's heart, the pronoun for this little guy was already—

[She].