I'm really immortal

The first time Zhu Juntang met Liu Changan, this bad old man made Zhu Juntang jump off the building.

Of course Zhu Juntang couldn't jump, so he used his superb language skills to launch a mental attack on him, which made him jump instead.

This is Zhu Juntang's best result against Liu Changan so far.

She also knew that ordinary physical damage was completely ineffective against Liu Changan. Let alone whipping him with a bicycle chain, even whipping him with the mythical whip might not be of any use.

But Zhu Juntang can attack mentally, and it is very effective. It often makes Liu Changan furious, as if he wants to find a hard enough place to hit him or Zhu Juntang to death.

Today, Zhu Juntang wanted to whip him with a bicycle chain, mainly to make the accompanying mental attack effective. When he found out that it was the weapon he wanted to use to whip her, but in turn, Zhu Juntang used it against him, he must have been very humiliated and suffered greatly. blow.

After Liu Changan picked tender mulberry leaves for Zhou Dongdong, he returned to the sycamore tree, with his back to Zhujuntang. He was still looking at the distance with the eyes of a stupid little animal, and put a small piece of mulberry leaf on his forehead and cheek. And Zhou Dongdong on the neck.

Take this opportunity!

"Surprise attack! What the hell..."

Zhu Juntang shouted slogans, and then screamed. The bent and twisted bicycle chain turned in the palm of her hand, and the chain hit her head.

Liu Changan turned around and saw the bicycle chain in Zhu Juntang's hand falling to the ground, standing there blankly, looking extremely uncomfortable.

Can Zhu Juntang not feel uncomfortable?

It was really painful when the chain hit my body, it was burning, it was more painful than when my butt was swollen when Liu Changan spanked me before.

She wanted to cry, but she did it by herself. She felt stupid and embarrassed for making herself cry. Zhu Juntang didn't want to cry.

But don't cry, I feel aggrieved, and the feeling of holding back tears and howling is even more painful.

"Hahaha..." Liu Changan laughed regardless of her pitiful look of grievance and discomfort.

Ever since Zhu Juntang stole the bicycle chain, Liu Changan had expected that this scene would happen. She was looking forward to it, and she did not disappoint.

In fact, the bicycle chain is relatively thin, because the structure of the chain can easily cause the force transmission to be different from that of ordinary sticks and other objects. If it is not held firmly, it will be difficult to control it like an arm.

You must know that when Professor Liu brought this thing to Lin'an, he first wrapped it in white cloth and held it in his hand to prevent it from being slippery, and then he aggressively wanted to whip Liu Changan and An Nuan.

It can be seen that Professor Liu is very experienced in using bicycle chains. How did Zhu Juntang know?

"You..." Zhu Juntang was in pain and angry. After stamping his feet, he sat on the stool with his head in his hands. He must have known this would happen!

She threw it hard, and the bicycle chain almost swung back. She quickly shrank her hand, still fearful. This thing that the old man made was definitely not something that Bie Mea could control!

"I didn't make any money today."

At this time, Shangguan Dandan came back with a thick stack of leaflets in a plastic bag, but she basically didn't send them out.

However, as a wise, powerful, and unyielding queen mother, Shangguan Dandan planned to give out the money tomorrow and get the money after the money was finished.

Seeing Zhu Juntang's tearful look, Shangguan Dandan frowned and scolded him very solemnly: "Who is so brave and dares to bully my princess?"

Zhu Juntang sniffed and pointed at Liu Changan, then pointed at the bicycle chain thrown on the ground.

Even though it was Zhu Juntang who smoked it himself, was it not because of him?

It can even be said that although she did it, the culprit was Liu Changan.

"He hit you with this? I'll help you get revenge." Shangguan Dandan picked up the bicycle chain and waved it.

First, scare him, let him know that although Dan Dan has little strength, the mother's slapping the moth will have a bonus effect, and it will not be good if it makes him scream... Give him some time to escape.

Just like Zhou Shuling beating Zhou Dongdong, she would often put on a big posture, and then allow Zhou Dongdong to take the opportunity to escape.

Shangguan Dandan naturally feels sorry for Zhu Juntang, but Liu Changan is also his beloved moth, and the palms and backs of his hands are full of flesh!

"Ah...I...I've been slapped..." Shangguan Dandan was slightly appreciating her shrewd response to housework. The bicycle chain swung back again and hit her on the head. She happened to have already put on the sheep doll. The hood was taken off.

"Hahaha..." Even Liu Changan's body was a little unbearable and he felt a little pain in his stomach.

Who allowed them to both be drawn to the same position?

She wanted to cry, but she did it by herself. She felt stupid and embarrassed for making herself cry. Shangguan Dandan didn't want to cry.

But don't cry, it's very aggrieved, especially when Liu Changan is laughing next to him. Zhu Juntang was crying originally, and now he also wants to laugh, but he holds back his laughter. Shangguan Dandan sees it and silently Throw away the bicycle chain, hold the thermos bottle and fall on the recliner without saying a word.

"Have you ever watched the TV show "The Whip"!"

At this time Zhou Dongdong came over and picked up the bicycle chain on the ground. This thing looked very fun.

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After laughter, there is sadness and sorrow, which is the normal state of life.

Liu Changan thought of the three relatives and friends downstairs who would definitely be Liu Changchun's relatives and friends in the future, and who might actively participate in Liu Changchun's growth, and he fell into a mood full of sadness after laughing.

Coming upstairs, An Nuan is busy in the kitchen. The girl is tall and wearing an apron. She looks perfect in the eyes of men. The old kitchen, shiny new kitchen utensils, dripping vegetables, and the environment full of fireworks. It is dotted with dreamlike scenes.

Liu Changan walked up behind her, put his arms around her slender waist, put his fingers in and put a knuckle on the edge of her jeans.

"Why are you up here?" An Nuan heard Liu Changan's laughter upstairs and turned around to kiss him. She felt like a newlywed, but it was different from cooking with him at home.

"Have you seen the vending machine downstairs?"

"I saw it... I was wondering why the vending machine was placed here, and the most expensive chocolate actually costs thousands of dollars! How can anyone do this kind of business?" An Nuan just took a look and felt strange. Didn't pay much attention to it.

After all, she has seen a lot. There are everyone in this world, even Superman...such as the boyfriend behind her.

"That's Shangguan Dandan's vending machine." Liu Changan reminded: "You can take my phone later and pick out the most expensive chocolates and buy a few boxes. You can eat them yourself or give them to others."

"Why?" An Nuan was a little confused.

"Just do it."

"Then I'll buy it with my own mobile phone. I saved a lot of lucky money during the Chinese New Year, so I don't need yours."

"I'm the boss, are you competing with me?" Liu Changan stretched out his hand to touch An Nuan's belly button, "Are you obedient?"

"Itchy...Okay, I'll listen to you." An Nuan chuckled and explained, "But if she uses your account to pay, she won't feel like she's making money, right?"

An Nuan somewhat understood that her boyfriend was helping her to please her future mother-in-law and paying tribute.

"It doesn't matter. She even uses her own money to pay for the purchase. She will feel that she has made money. Over time, the business will grow bigger and bigger."

"Pfft, that's fun."

Liu Changan nodded. People who were not familiar with her would think Shangguan Dandan was funny. Only those who knew her well knew that she was an extraordinary creature full of dangers. She regarded human life as nothing, had no idea of ​​obeying the law, and did not agree with society. The core values ​​of socialism are very reactionary.

"After you finish the purchase, you propose that you will beat Hu Hu away, show her your cash or the balance in WeChat and Alipay, and give her a little bit. You fight with Shangguan Dandan and Zhu Juntang. Pay attention to Zhu Juntang, don't Let her cheat, otherwise it will be difficult for you to lose." Liu Changan reminded carefully.

"Why is it so difficult for me to lose when she cheats?" An Nuan was a little confused, "Shouldn't it be more difficult to win?"

"Go." Liu Changan kissed An Nuan. As for Zhu Juntang, he didn't want to explain. It was embarrassing.