I'm really immortal

Yan Qingcheng originally thought that Zhu Juntang would throw away Liu Changan's bicycle chain after stealing it, but she never thought that she would play with it herself... What's the point of stealing it?

When Liu Changan wanted to beat her later, he didn't snatch her away just as easily, and he probably beat her even harder.

She didn't want to remind her at first, but after recalling Zhu Juntang's pitiful look every time he was bullied by Liu Changan, Yan Qingcheng felt a little soft-hearted and expressed her worries to persuade Zhu Juntang to throw away the chain.

"It doesn't matter. I will bear the burden for the time being and pretend to be under someone else's roof. When Dandan supports me, I will beat him into chaos." Zhu Juntang used three idioms in one breath to increase his momentum.

"I think what you're talking about is that you can endure the humiliation for the time being, swallow your anger, and... be caught off guard." After Yan Qingcheng finished speaking, he shook his head and ignored her.

Zhu Juntang easily confuses various words. Yan Qingcheng suspected that the word "carrying forward with a heavy load" has appeared more recently on social media, so she learned it, but she didn't quite understand how to use it. Just use it in similar places... This is similar to those people who learn a word or know that taking sides on a certain hot social event can gain a sense of superiority, so they use it everywhere.

"The essence of words is to express one's own meaning. Since you can understand what I want to say, it means that there is no problem with my use. Besides, relying on others and swallowing your anger are synonyms." Zhu Juntang disagreed.

Yan Qingcheng shook his head. Fortunately, the person in charge of teaching traditional culture and poetry was Professor Liu. He taught courses on mathematics, physics and biochemistry... Well, thinking about Zhu Juntang's understanding of rational and irrational numbers, it seems that he might not have the same understanding. easy.

After class in the afternoon, Liu Changan invited Yan Qingcheng, who was going to teach Zhu Juntang in the evening, to have hot pot together. Yan Qingcheng smiled and expressed regret that there was something to deal with in the student union. When it was over, she would go directly to Baolong Center to wait for Zhujun. Tang.

In fact, if Zhu Juntang had not said those words to Yan Qingcheng today, Yan Qingcheng would have been willing to go, but now Yan Qingcheng wants to show a bit of reserve, indicating that she has no intention of competing with Zhu Juntang for favor, and does not want to follow the rules of Zhu Juntang. Zhu Juntang's instructions were to dig into An Nuan's corner.

Liu Changan's corner was already crowded with people, and everyone was waving their hoes around. If they tried to get in, someone's hoe might dig their heads to pieces and bleed.

So Liu Changan took An Nuan and Zhu Juntang to the supermarket to buy some local peppers, vegetables and seasonings. Zhu Juntang asked his kitchen to send some hot pot ingredients and tableware, and help Liu Changan's kitchen clean and disinfect.

Zhu Juntang actually eats at Liu Changan's place not once or twice, but if he has enough time to prepare, he still has to pay attention to the pomp and circumstance.

After leaving the supermarket, Zhou Dongdong's elementary school was on the avenue ahead. Liu Changan took Zhu Juntang's car back and usually picked up the clever and brave children.

They didn't wait long at the school gate when they saw Zhou Dongdong and Song Taozi walking out of the school gate together. Their heads were covered with a mulberry leaf, and they were tied with plastic tape around their heads. Each of them was holding a white Small box.

Wang Meng arrived just in time and took Song Taozi back. Lu Si'en emerged from the hedge with his head shaking. He lay down on his body and walked slowly and leisurely, making people feel like he was coquettishly acting towards his owner, minimizing the size of his huge body. A deterrent to passers-by.

Many primary school students seemed to be familiar with Lu Si En, and even greeted him and touched their heads before leaving.

"Tall sister, I haven't seen you for a long time. Come to our rice noodle shop to eat rice noodles when you have time!" Zhou Dongdong greeted An Nuan enthusiastically.

"Okay! I will come often in the future." When talking to the cute child, An Nuan's tone became cute, "Why do you stick mulberry leaves on your head?"

"Because...because only Taozi is willing to learn the invisibility technique with me! The other children don't want to learn it. The teacher said that sticking mulberry leaves on the forehead is not convenient for learning, so he did it for me!" Zhou Dongdong explained actively, but he didn't He didn't look particularly frustrated. After all, there was still Song Taozi who was willing to learn from him.

"Have you seen it? This is the correct way of education. Don't just hit people in the future!" Zhu Juntang said with emotion, why couldn't he meet such a teacher? As long as the bad old man feels that Zhu Juntang's words and deeds are not what he wants, he will only force her.

"The target of education is human beings, so we use this method. Are you a human being?" Liu Changan said angrily.

"Baa! Baa! Baa!" Zhu Juntang reached out and pulled Liu Changan's ear and shouted loudly. The bicycle chain had been stolen by her anyway, so Zhu Juntang was fearless.

"What's in your box?" An Nuan felt that she hadn't played with Zhou Dongdong for a long time, so she asked enthusiastically, wanting to actively interact with the children.

"Today... today I carried a bag of mulberry leaves. No one wanted to learn invisibility with me, so the teacher went to the biology section and brought some silkworms and gave them to everyone, so that everyone could use my mulberry leaves to learn how to feed the silkworms." After saying that, Zhou Dongdong jumped up in anticipation.

"Then do you know the poem "The spring silkworm will not run out of silk until it dies". What kind of spirit can we learn from the spring silkworm? This is the spirit of dedication. There is also an idiom called "breaking out of the cocoon and rebirth", which describes the silkworm chrysalis... "

"Silkworm chrysalis is delicious... When I finish raising the silkworm babies, I'll treat you to the silkworm chrysalis." Zhou Dongdong couldn't understand what the elephant sister was talking about, but he was still hospitable.

An Nuan was stunned. She also wanted to show that she could integrate the education of children into every detail of her daily life... After all, Liu Changan seemed to be very good at educating Zhou Dongdong in this way, and An Nuan had seen it before.

"Haha..." Liu Changan couldn't help laughing. He usually taught Zhou Dongdong, but sometimes he felt speechless and didn't want to talk to her.

"Silkworms are human beings' good friends." Liu Changan knew that only these words could stop Zhou Dongdong from taking the initiative to eat his good friends.

"Ouch..." Zhou Dongdong yelled to show that he understood. What does silkworms are human beings' good friends have to do with Zhou Dongdong wanting to eat silkworm chrysalises?

Liu Changan said nothing more and pulled Zhou Dongdong into the nanny car. Zhu Juntang's Hongqi L5 was long, large and spacious, but it could only seat three people except for the driver.

"Just like some people just want to study, some people just want to fall in love, and some people just want to eat." Zhu Juntang shook his head and followed with An Nuan, followed by the dog.

An Nuan glanced at Zhu Juntang. In Zhu Juntang's circle of friends, who were the people who would make her feel so emotional?

The one who just wants to learn should be Yan Qingcheng. In An Nuan's opinion, Yan Qingcheng is not as dedicated to learning as Gao Dewei, but considering that Zhu Juntang is unlikely to know more people who just want to learn. , then this refers to Yan Qingcheng.

Of course Zhou Dongdong, who only knows how to eat, showed this trait just now.

Just want to fall in love? It's definitely not An Nuan, An Nuan is already in love, don't think about it... Then who she is referring to, An Nuan doesn't know, haha.

Arriving under the sycamore tree, An Nuan felt a little emotional. Ever since she bumped into Qin Yanan taking the house key to deliver furniture and electrical appliances to Liu Changan last year, and walked away, she hadn't come to her boyfriend's house to play for more than two million words. This was so unfair. Beaver.

But it’s only been a little over half a year, but it feels like I haven’t been here for several years.

Today we should be able to meet Shangguan Dandan, who according to Professor Liu may be Liu Changan's mother... Once Liu Changan stayed overnight, Professor Liu was affected and had to stay out for the night, and met Shangguan Dandan. According to Professor Liu's analysis, Liu Changan's father Liu Professor, he applied the rejuvenation technique to Liu Changan’s mother.

"Miss, do you know Shangguan Dandan?" While Liu Changan was picking fresh and tender mulberry leaves for Zhou Dongdong, which were not suitable for practicing invisibility, but more suitable for silkworms to eat, An Nuan pulled Zhu Juntang aside and asked.

"Dan Dan!" Zhu Juntang raised his head and shouted, but there was no response. It seemed that he was not at home, or sleeping next to the electric heating table, so he turned to An Nuan and said, "Dan Dan is Liu Changan's mother, and she is also mine. My godmother is one of my supporters, as long as I stay with Dandan, I can even fight Liu Changan, and I am almost invincible."

An Nuan has always felt that people who like to brag are actually a sign of lack of confidence and lack of self-confidence. She never thought that people like Miss Zhu who can do whatever they want also like to brag... That's right, she is often beaten by Liu Changan, and she has the confidence and confidence in front of Liu Changan. Confidence is weird.

But the point is that it turns out that Shangguan Dandan is really Liu Changan's mother. Otherwise, how could Zhu Juntang recognize her as his godmother?

Liu Changan and Zhu Juntang still have this relationship. He does seem like a conscientious elder brother. He has been actively educating and guiding Zhu Juntang. Zhu Juntang should also be very favored by Shangguan Dandan. At least when Zhu Juntang provoked Liu Changan, Shangguan Dandan will definitely defend her, that's why she has the courage.

Today I came to meet my boyfriend's mother... An Nuan, who had always been confident and especially confident, suddenly became nervous.

"You guys have fun first. I'll go to the kitchen to put the dishes together. I'll finish cooking later and let Liu Changan stir-fry the hot pot base." An Nuan decided to show off her skills. The frying of the hot pot base is directly related to the taste of the hot pot. An Nuan wouldn't go out of his way to take over, as only Liu Changan could do this job.

But cleaning the ingredients, slicing and arranging the dishes, and setting the table are all things she can do.

Zhu Juntang nodded, feeling a little proud. These women want to compete for favor and like to show off in front of Shangguan Dandan and Liu Changan. Only Zhu Juntang can be arrogant and do whatever he wants. He still rides on Liu Changan's head and dominates every day. One living bleat was not killed by him.

Thinking of this, Zhu Juntang didn't wait for Shangguan Dandan to come back. He snapped his fingers, and the bread man waiting in the distance took the bicycle chain over.

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All kinds of requests, and besides, I don’t have a eunuch, I just have bleats running around in my head, and I’m a little stuck.