I'm really immortal

Zhu Juntang is erudite and has a deep understanding of history, culture, traditional literature, mythology, etc.

She has seen many stories about fairies descending to earth, having their clothes stolen, and having to marry mortals, such as Zhu Bajie and the Jade Emperor.

Fahai just peeked at Bai Niangzi and Xiao Qing... But Bai Niangzi and Xiao Qing were not taking a bath, but shedding their skin, and they were naked. From then on, the two sides forged a grudge.

In short, when a woman takes a shower and her clothes are taken away, interesting stories will happen. Zhu Juntang acted according to the opportunity today and wanted to do such a story.

Professor Ling and Liu Yuewang were the same. They lost their temper when they were drunk. They talked about taking sexy private photos and almost letting Liu Changan see the photos.

Liu Yuewang thought Liu Changan didn't see it, but Professor Ling found that Liu Changan just had high emotional intelligence. He saw it and pretended not to see it.

Professor Ling saw Zhu Juntang's camera and started playing around, asking Zhu Juntang to take private photos of them. The two women were twisting and posing randomly on the bed, and they fell asleep within a few pictures.

Zhu Juntang originally wanted to move them into the swimming pool, and then fill them with flowers and plants next to the swimming pool to create a scene where fairies had their clothes stolen.

As long as he seduced Liu Changan to the swimming pool, he would rush out and take their clothes away, and then kick him into the swimming pool with his hoof. That was the plan, but that was not the case.

Zhu Juntang is very strong only when he turns into a sheep, and can even pull a small trailer filled with sheep dung balls.

Now ask her to carry two drunk corpses to the swimming pool, and she won't even try.

Fortunately, they were already lying on the tatami, and they were able to make a plan to lure Liu Changan over.

According to Zhu Juntang's thinking and analysis, even Dandan said that Liu Changan was lewd and slutty. If he kicked him in this situation, even if he couldn't kick him down, he should fall down and roll between the white bodies of the two professors. Go away.

Sure enough, people's calculations are not as good as those of heaven. She is a little fairy, but under the suppression of position levels, she is still closer to humans. And Liu Changan's various abilities are the same as those of "heaven", so his calculations went wrong. It's not your own abilities, brainpower, intelligence, logic, analysis, etc. that are the problem.

"Let me go! Damn old man!"

Liu Changan reached out and grabbed one of the sheep's hind legs and lifted it up.

The sheep was twisting and struggling almost convulsively, its two front hooves were clawing in the air, and its other hind leg was also kicking and kicking. Unfortunately, it could only make the whole body sway around, and the chicken wrapped around its buttocks was also The pink plastic bag made a snapping sound, making it worried that it would be lost.

Zhu Juntang didn't put a plastic bag when she first turned into a sheep, because there were only three women here, and she was calculating that Liu Changan would come, so she showed the reserve and pride of traditional women and a simple sense of shame, so she put a plastic bag on herself .

"If I don't take care of you, you will really become lawless." Liu Changan didn't even look at Professor Liu and Professor Ling, and left with Zhu Juntang.

Professor Liu... is nothing to look at. Anyway, he is just like Qin Yanan, An Nuan and others. He is just the most beautiful body in the world, and Liu Changan does not care about it.

Professor Ling is even less attractive. Apart from big breasts, fat hips, and a soft waist, she has no other advantages. If she wasn't an intellectual woman with the gentle temperament of a traditional woman, her face wouldn't be that beautiful.

"What did I do? I just kicked you, you can kick me too!" Zhu Juntang gave up struggling, like a dead sheep that had just been killed and bled, its three hooves naturally drooped.

Liu Changan ignored her and carried her to the kitchen.

After all, it is a factory building, and with three floors, the area is only a little smaller than the top four floors of Baolong Center. It took Liu Changan a while to find a large Chinese-style dining kitchen.

This kitchen has never been used. After all, Zhu Juntang has long-term set the maximum number of people who can enter it to only two people.

The equipment is very complete. According to Liu Changan's understanding, the more professional the chef and the larger the kitchen, the more various pots and the larger they are. The largest one can be used to cook sheep.

Liu Changan was holding the sheep in one hand and managing it with the other, heating up the water in a large pot.

"What are you going to do?" Zhu Juntang asked, looking at the floor, a little wary.

She knew that Liu Changan was boiling water, but it was not like he had never been boiled in Nanshan... Zhu Juntang couldn't help but feel a little angry. This bad old man is definitely the worst stepfather in the world!

There must be beasts in this world that are inhumane and torture and kill their stepchildren. He is definitely one of them. He actually put his own stepdaughter in a pot to boil!

Liu Changan did not answer and directly threw Zhu Juntang into the pot.

"Ah!" Zhu Juntang exclaimed and stood up. He shook his body and found that it was warm. "Is this my grandma Zeng's favorite pot bath?"

There was a wooden board at the bottom of the pot. Zhu Juntang stood on the wooden board and walked for two steps. He felt very comfortable, but when he heard the roar of the fire under the pot, he felt a little panicked.

Liu Changan sneered, immediately put the lid on the pot, and put Zhu Juntang into the water to cook (readers with children please do not imitate).

"Hey!" Zhu Juntang screamed. The water hadn't boiled yet and the temperature was bearable, but who could bear it? The water was heating up and the fire was burning underneath. Close the lid!

Zhu Juntang kicked his hooves wildly, rolled in the pot, jumped and bucked, but in the end he had no choice but to find that the person holding the lid of the pot was not some other weakling, but Liu Changan, who had the power of ancient times!

Sure enough, the most ruthless imperial family. The second generation of the Qin Dynasty died because Qin Shihuang was cruel and unkind. His son, Fusu, a great scholar of the world, was barbecued. It was known in history as burning books and entrapping scholars!

More than ten years later, the Han Dynasty came into being and inherited this ruthless tradition. Emperor Liu Changan was deposed by Dan Dan within a few days of his reign. Now he wants to depose Zhu Juntang, the successor to the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect. !

"Do you know that you are wrong?" Liu Changan listened to Zhu Juntang kicking the pot lid and sighed. Firstly, he lamented that even if her kitchen was not used, the kitchen supplies were of absolute top quality. Secondly, he lamented that she was just a weak sheep after all. Sure enough, She can't do anything except transform into a sheep, but if she inherits a little more of Liu Changan's skills, even the hull of an aircraft carrier will be kicked to pieces by her.

"I know I was wrong, I was wrong! You are my biological father, biological father, okay, please let me out!" Zhu Juntang was horrified to find that the water around him had boiled and was rolling gurglingly.

The steam was so hot that she couldn't even open her eyes. She felt that the whole sheep was swollen, and she was also spinning in the pot as she was hit by the rolling water. This is probably what the oil pan in hell is like?

"What did you call me?" Liu Changan asked calmly.

"My dear father, you are my dear father!" Zhu Juntang roared and begged for mercy.

That's about the same... Liu Changan opened the lid of the pot, and Zhu Juntang made some progress. Instead of fainting due to panic triggering the stress response, he became a fainting sheep being quietly cooked, but jumped out of the pot with all his feet. come out.

Zhu Juntang jumped to the ground, bouncing around like a spring, and then trembled wildly. Water flowed all over the plastic bag. It scratched its hooves and ran out of the kitchen in a flash.

Liu Changan watched Zhu Juntang run away and had no intention of actually cooking her.

Her physical fitness is still good and she can withstand high temperatures.

She herself said that a gentleman does not stand in water and fire, which means staying away from places where boiling water is boiling. At that time, she even asked Liu Changan to swear at her because of her lack of knowledge and skills.

Now it seems that even she doesn't know that she doesn't need to be afraid of boiling water.

But when she calms down, she will probably find that she is not afraid of boiling water, and then she will feel that she has great abilities, and she will be so proud that she might go to Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan to show off her abilities.

Surprisingly, she actually called him her biological father. Because it was in such a scene and there was no sign of reverence or intimacy, Liu Changan did not feel any comfort from this. He just shook his head and sighed, and started to clean up the kitchen again. An important place like the kitchen is so messy.

By the time he cleaned up the kitchen and walked to the tatami surrounded by groves and mushrooms, full of fairy tale style, Zhu Juntang had changed back to his human form, standing there with wet hair, sobbing.

There were low plants surrounding the tatami, and Liu Changan couldn't see the mature and beautiful bodies of the two women, so he didn't need to avoid it and walked directly over.

"Today's grudge... I have written down today's grudge." Zhu Juntang held a paper and pen, but didn't write anything down. It would be nice to just keep this kind of thing in mind. Of course, it is not in the daily records. She took Paper and pen are just to show that I hold a grudge very seriously.

"You still hold a grudge? You have done this to the two professors. Aren't you afraid that they will hold a grudge?" Liu Changan said angrily.

"Who said it was me who made them do this? It was them who were drunk and shouted that they wanted to record their youthful and beautiful bodies. It is none of my business!" Zhu Juntang put his hands on his hips angrily.

"Then how do you explain why you kicked me in the back?"

Zhu Juntang was not so confident anymore. He held his little skirt with both hands and flapped it from side to side. He was already being cooked anyway and didn't want to explain to him that he was innocent.

"When will they wake up?" Liu Changan didn't need her explanation, and Zhu Juntang didn't know what was going on in his head. He always spared no effort to mess up Liu Changan's private life.

This is completely different from her mother... If Su Mei knew that Zhu Juntang always wanted Liu Changan to get more women, Zhu Juntang probably wouldn't even be qualified to inherit Su Mei's Huabei.

"Let's go to the evening... I told them that drinking those drinks will cause fragmentation, but they said that they have never been a prostitute in their lives, and they have never been a dead fish in a bar. They just want to try the feeling of fragmentation in a safe environment... Then They also drank a lot." Zhu Juntang frowned, "What does it mean to be a dead fish in a bar?"

"You don't need to know." Liu Changan said in a stiff tone. Professor Ling and Professor Liu are not afraid of teaching the children badly... Thinking of this, Liu Changan immediately glanced at Zhu Juntang, and sure enough, her eyes were moving around again. She didn't Know? That's weird.

When it comes to serious common sense and knowledge, it is normal for her not to know it. She knows a lot about the irregular, evil and messy things!

"Let's go to class!"

"I was cooked by you today and I still have to go to class?"

"Even if you are made into a roasted whole lamb, I will still take you to class!"

"Damn old man!"

"Didn't you just call me daddy?"

"Bah, you still want to be my biological father, you tyrant! In ancient times, Qin Shihuang burned books to seduce Confucian scholars, but now there is a deposed Emperor of Han who boils water and boils sheep!"

"Haha, we can still fight."

"Captain, what do you think of me organizing a sheep and sheep team?"

Liu Changan knocked on Zhu Juntang's forehead, rushed her to a place with a hair dryer to dry her hair, and then hurried to class.

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