I'm really immortal

The saying "three women in one drama" is actually not quite correct. After all, there is a sheep playing in it.

What kind of woman is a sheep? At most it is a female creature.

Professor Ling quickly got on the phone with Liu Yuewang and arrived at the door of "Bieye".

Liu Yuewang and Zhu Juntang did not open the door to pick her up, but sent a message asking her to try to crack the password and enter on her own.

This made Professor Ling a little worried, but she believed that such a problem would not be difficult for her, and they would not want to shut her out, which meant that the difficulty of cracking the password should be within the range that she could solve.

Professor Ling looked at the password input panel that was completely integrated into the wide door frame. He wanted to have one for his house in Hedong. However, considering Zhujuntang's consumption level, Professor Ling felt that this might not be something he could consider. Luxury.

Maybe this password door is more expensive than your own house. After all, rich people always like to spend the most money on places where it is not necessary to show their taste and strength.

Professor Ling reached out and touched the input panel. Fingerprints were immediately left on the glass-textured panel. She was thinking that this was just like the old upstarts in Europe and the United States who like to use glass products... They cost a lot of money for servants. Only by wiping and cleaning regularly can the bright and beautiful appearance of the Mingjian be maintained.

The fingerprints she had just left evaporated and disappeared like water vapor, leaving no trace. The door panel was still clean and beautiful.

I really want to install one. Professor Ling was so happy to see that he was groping around on the door. He will ask Zhu Juntang later to find out. If he buys a villa in the future, if his financial conditions permit, he must install this kind of door. .

"I asked you to crack the code. Why are you groping around on the door?"

Liu Yuewang's voice came from the speaker in the pool next to the door. She was about to test her best friend to see if she was as smart and thoughtful as herself. Who knew that Professor Ling's attention was attracted by this door. As expected, she was as smart as she was. There is a big gap between myself.

Only then did Professor Ling come back to his senses and rethink the password.

She knew Liu Yuewang very well. Since it was Liu Yuewang who sent the message for her to decipher, it meant that Liu Yuewang knew the password.

Liu Yuewang was urging Professor Ling again. It was probably because she was very proud after cracking the crack and wanted to see if her best friend could do it too.

It must not be difficult for Lao Liu's weak brain to crack the password. It might be "123456" that Liu Yuewang often uses.

So Professor Ling tapped his round and white fingers one by one and entered the password 123456.

And the double password... 123456 again.

The door opened in response, and Professor Ling looked at Liu Yuewang who was slightly depressed behind the door with a smile. Obviously, Liu Yuewang's sense of accomplishment in cracking the code was diluted by Professor Ling's similar success.

"Old Liu, have you been drinking?" Professor Ling said, looking at Liu Yuewang's rosy little face. Middle-aged women like to drink some red wine. Firstly, they can beautify their appearance. Secondly, they can look elegant, live a refined life, and be full of a sense of ritual.

"Zhu Juntang just finished giving me a lesson... No, no, I just finished giving Zhu Juntang a lesson, and she invited me to drink, Romanee-Conti..." Liu Yuewang felt a little intoxicated, drinking for the first time Although such a good wine is not so delicious, it is expensive!

"Any more?" Professor Ling said in a low voice. Wine is like a man, good wine is like a good man, and tasteful wine is like a tasteful man. All aspects are worth savoring and make people want to die. Fairy.

Women can’t resist a man like this, and certainly can’t resist a good red wine.

"Yes, she doesn't drink much, but she has a wine cellar." Liu Yuewang felt that he had drunk too much. This situation seemed a little wrong, but when it happened to Zhu Juntang, he felt that there was no problem.

At this time, Zhu Juntang came over from behind. She was holding a square glass in her hand, filled with blood-red wine. She smiled and said to Professor Ling: "Hello, I am Zhu Juntang. I know you." Han Zhizhi, you mother and daughter look so alike, especially your figure and temperament, as if they were carved from the same mold."

"Hello, hello, I've heard about you for a long time. I'm sorry to bother you for visiting you." Professor Ling also said with a smile. This Zhu Juntang is quite polite and has the temperament of a young lady. He is not at all like the "Master of Hunan University" as rumored. shame".

"Let's have a drink together? I have good wines and famous wines from all over the world." Zhu Juntang invited.

Professor Ling was very candid, "That's what I meant. I've learned a lot...what kind of wine are you drinking?"

"This is a domestic red wine... My mother said that Jiujiang and Ningdong have the best grapes in the world. We have wineries in both places. We have just started making wine and the quality is average. I have nothing to drink. Let the winery give you feedback." Zhu Juntang said calmly.

In fact, what she drank today was still pineapple beer, just colored with cranberry juice.

Professor Ling was not very interested when she heard that the red wine was made in China. This did not mean that she had to worship foreigners. It was just that in the post-cultural colonial era, most people still had the mentality of colonial inferiors and consciously used imported culture and art. Bullshit is considered superior.

"However, Miss Zhu, please change your password. I will give you a lesson next time and then crack it." Liu Yuewang was tipsy, but she did not lose her determination to win. She wanted to prove that she was smarter.

"good."

Zhu Juntang led Liu Yuewang and Professor Ling to visit the wine cellar. There were no servants here, so it was rare that Miss Zhu entertained the guests. In the end, Liu Yuewang and Professor Ling not only drank red wine, but also drank some that made them "lose their virginity." The powerful alcoholic drink successfully put the two of them on the bed.

After saving the videos and photos of the two professors' drunken gaffes, Zhu Juntang yelled "baa baa" a few times, took off her elegant white stockings and fairy-like little skirt, and turned into a lamb and ran around the room. run.

To do big things, you must proceed step by step. Professor Ling and Liu Yuewang have fallen into Zhu Juntang's hands and will be controlled by her in the future.

Over time, people around Liu Changan will be directly or indirectly controlled and influenced by Zhu Juntang.

At that time, each of them revealed intentionally or unintentionally that Zhu Juntang was the most suitable successor to the Nine Provinces Fenglei Sword Sect.

They would persuade Liu Changan with earnest words that it would be best for him to pass on the position of head of the sect to Zhu Juntang as soon as possible.

Even if Liu Changan is physically disabled and mentally strong, he is still thinking as a human being, and living in society with human thinking, he cannot be immune to the influence of the surrounding environment.

As time goes by, he will unknowingly come up with the idea that this bad old man must beg Zhu Juntang to be his heir, even if he becomes her horse and lets her ride on his neck to dominate him, he will not hesitate!

"Baa! Baa!" The sheep lay on its side on the ground, with its four hooves stretched out and pulling up and down, bleating and laughing proudly.

What a happy little lamb.

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The sunshine in the afternoon is a sign that the warm spring days are beginning to change to the hot summer days. Liu Changan and An Nuan walked on the campus, comfortable and comfortable.

After exchanging cooking skills, we then taught cooking skills in the kitchen. After lunch, we walked to school together, looking at the moist and beautiful girl beside us, recalling her voice, her expression, and her beauty. We enjoyed it so much.

"When it comes to professors, it's easy to think of the poem about the immortal touching my head and tying my hair to receive immortality. Some people write it as "received", and some people write it as "conferred". In fact, there is nothing wrong with it. It's just Li Bai's "Jing Luan Li..." In "The Prefect Liangzai" it is the former who receives, while in Su Shi's poems it is the latter who gives."

Liu Changan and An Nuan were chatting. Most people liked Li Bai's poems, and some felt that Li Bai's poems were too suitable for trolling. Even the titles of his poems had to be written with ellipsis, otherwise some people would think it was trolling.

"I doubt Professor Liu can handle Zhu Juntang." An Nuan knew her mother very well.

This is a middle-aged woman favored by God. She is very lucky and has been going smoothly for a long time. When she is walking on the road and sees that she is about to step on a banana peel and fall down, there will be licking dogs running wildly to lick the banana peel away regardless of the dog's life, and even more people will He quickly lay down on the ground to act as a human cushion to avoid hurting the goddess.

Zhu Juntang is another kind of girl favored by gods. Her origin is proof of luck. Her reincarnation skills are basically the best, second, and third in the world. She has been going smoothly for a long time, but she stepped on a banana peel and fell down while walking on the road. , there will be men in black with generous salaries who will eat the banana peels desperately, and some will nervously call for helicopters to be on alert, fearing that this is a shocking assassination plot that will hurt a hair of the eldest lady.

In this way, when two people meet together, their luck will cancel each other out. If they each rely on their own abilities, An Nuan suspects that her mother will be played by Zhu Juntang.

After all, An Nuan could analyze from some information vaguely revealed by Bai Hui on social media that sometimes Zhu Juntang would act as Bai Hui's dog-headed strategist.

People who can be dog-headed strategists may not have much ability, but they are often good at small tricks, and only small tricks are enough to deal with Professor Liu.

"It's just a class. Yan Qingcheng taught Zhu Juntang, and he was very good. Professor Liu is a real professor, why not be as good as Yan Qingcheng?" Liu Changan also knew Professor Liu's reputation, professional level, and career experience. There are no black spots, it’s just that he’s too famous. In the scientific world, he’s like Hawking.

In this way, everyone can understand Professor Liu's professional image.

"Let me ask how your class is going." An Nuan sent a message and went out in the morning. It was almost time for class in the afternoon. Her mother seemed to be staying with Zhu Juntang. It didn't look like she was just in class.

The message was replied quickly, and it was quite long:

Zhu Juntang is very smart and can often draw inferences from other situations. We had many exchanges and had a great time. I plan to continue taking classes in the afternoon. Please help me tell Liu Changan that Zhu Juntang will join my class this afternoon.

Liu Changan also saw the content of the message, with no expression on his face.

"What are you talking about?" An Nuan looked at the content of the message suspiciously, "No matter how dedicated my mother is, she won't let Zhu Juntang give up her main class and come to this common sense cram school of hers, right?"

"This is from Zhu Juntang."

Seeing her boyfriend's expression, as if he was looking at a mosquito that couldn't prick the skin and kept poking at it, An Nuan was really worried that he would slap Zhu Juntang to death.

"In order to skip class, Zhu Juntang took my mother's mobile phone and sent such a message?" An Nuan shook her head. It turned out that Zhu Juntang had a head on his neck, and it was filled with skills related to truancy.

"No, she's not that simple." Liu Chang'an knew that as long as it was not about study, Zhu Juntang was really cunning in other aspects, and could often draw inferences from one instance. "This message of hers is deliberately showing a flaw. First, I want to continue taking Professor Liu’s class because I hope that I will see that this message was sent by her.”

"Huh?" Annan didn't know that her boyfriend and Miss Zhuda had countless battles of wits over going to school and skipping classes.

"She also knew that I could definitely tell that it was her who posted it, so her purpose was not simply to skip class, but to attract me to see what she was up to, and then the real trap she set. Liu Changan sneered.

"Then don't go." An Nuan frowned. She wasn't worried about her mother... She was used to not worrying. Growing up, she had seen her mother as if there was a god protecting her, and all evils were dispersed.

"I'm going. There is an absolute strength gap between me and her. I'll go and beat her up. That's it. No need to worry about the trap she set." Liu Changan sighed, "You go first Let’s go to class, and I’ll stop by to see your mother and Professor Ling.”

"Okay...you...you should be gentler, Zhu Juntang is just a little naughty, and I feel like he has a good heart." An Nuan had an indescribable feeling that it would be a bit awkward for a guy like Zhu Juntang to be her friend. It's quite appropriate to have the mentality of being like an elder and watching the juniors misbehave.

"I skinned her to make a wool coat."

Hearing these words from her boyfriend, with his hands in his pockets, his back still looking extremely handsome, but his tone was murderous, An Nuan couldn't help but want to laugh... If he was going to hit Bai Fen, An Nuan wouldn't be able to laugh.

When Zhu Juntang is beaten, he will probably cry loudly and roll on the ground. When Bai Fen is beaten, he will probably make a "snap bang" sound.

Just like she was beaten at noon today.

Liu Changan came to a place lined with green trees, surrounded by clear water, where the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers make people forget the hustle and bustle of the city.

Now it is completely impossible to tell that this was once an abandoned factory of a school-run enterprise. The rotors of a super-large helicopter stretched out on the roof platform, and several sci-fi-looking drones with small laser weapons were hovering around. Liu Changan picked up Stone them.

These drones were not crushed to pieces without help, but they did not fight back. They actually followed the same style as Zhu Juntang. After scanning Liu Changan, they turned around and ran away without a trace.

"123456." For some unknown reason, when entering this password, Liu Changan felt that his thoughts were unclear.

The secondary password that needs to increase the maximum number of people who can enter is still 123456. Entering this password once seems to increase people's blood pressure.

Liu Changan walked in, but there was no movement. After looking around, he took a few steps forward and saw the tatami that Liu Yuewang was stuck on last time.

This time there are some lush green plants around the tatami, just like the rough movie and TV drama sets from the 1970s and 1980s.

Liu Changan walked over and saw Liu Yuewang and Professor Ling lying naked, hugging each other and falling asleep drunk.

A sheep lurking behind the plant rushed out very quickly and kicked Liu Changan on the back.

Liu Changan remained motionless, looking back at the sheep coldly.

Oops, last time at Nanshan Ranch, the collision between sheep and sheep could obviously knock him to the ground. Zhu Juntang was so shocked that he turned around and wanted to run away.