I'm really immortal

Chapter 932 Meme meets stepmother

Liu Changan didn't want to talk to Zhu Juntang about such a natural and vivid topic. This was probably similar to how Zhou Shuling felt when she heard Zhou Dongdong talk about whether her mother had fought with brother Changan.

As for Zhu Juntang's question, Liu Changan can actually answer it. He has witnessed or participated in various biological behaviors.

Dolphins have a relatively high IQ among cetaceans, and generally speaking, the higher the IQ, the better they can do things.

For example, among the cats and dogs that everyone is familiar with, the brain capacity of dogs is more than twice that of cats. Dogs have an average of 600 million nerve cells in the cerebral cortex, while cats have only half of it.

Therefore, it is easier for dogs to communicate. The memory and decision-making ability of a smart dog are equivalent to that of a six or seven-year-old human child = Zhou Dongdong.

The smarter and stronger the decision-making ability, the more troublesome it is. The same is true for dolphins. Other whales are not as smart as it, so dolphins will bite off the heads of small fishes and make the bodies of small fishes into cups to vent their desires. Others Cetaceans don’t know that yet.

Zhu Juntang also underestimated the size of large whales. Some of them stand upright and are as high as 11 stories. Think about standing under an 11-story building. This building says it wants to have sex with you. Negative contact is such a terrifying thing.

It is normal for the sting of desire of a large whale to exceed three meters, and the genetic material production ball is equivalent to the weight of a normal woman (not a fairy). One bloom will deliver seventy or eighty kilograms of reproductive material, which is enough to hit a human body. Causing death or serious injury to humans.

To sum up, Zhu Juntang's question has the answer, but Liu Changan will not continue to discuss the answer with Zhu Juntang.

Zhu Juntang has a strong thirst for knowledge about these things. Can we take advantage of the situation to help her develop a positive learning attitude towards the most interesting, interesting and magical biology?

Dream on.

Liu Changan clearly realized this.

"Brother Liu, I suddenly understand why you chose women like Buildings 1 and 2 of Baolong Center." Zhu Juntang was still holding her chin, but she had already made her own inferences and conclusions after thinking about it. .

Liu Changan looked at her with an unkind expression.

In the long struggle, Liu Changan's eyes alone were no longer enough to deter Zhu Juntang. Zhu Juntang looked at him indifferently. He had been beaten just now, and the injury was not serious. He did not spit. The water healed her injuries, so now Zhu Juntang's deep pain did not prevent her from provoking Liu Changan.

Liu Changan originally didn't know what she was referring to by Building 1 and 2 of Baolong Center, but considering the context of talking about large creatures such as whales, she should be referring to Qin Yanan, An Nuan and Professor Liu who are extremely tall. , a woman who makes her look up to.

"This is the principle of biological matching. Dolphins use small fish, and whales use sharks. Brother Liu, you are tall, and you must also need long strips of women like Qin Yanan and An Nuan to tolerate you. You have always rejected Bai Fen, isn't it? Because you don't like her, and it's not that you know nothing about the power of bears, but that you're afraid of spoiling her." Zhu Juntang sneered, clearly realizing the truth that Bai Hui was never able to get what he wanted.

Liu Changan took a deep breath, but still couldn't hold it back. The car door was pulled down by him, and the umbrella inside the door was broken and stuck in the front.

Fortunately, no safety accident occurred, and the entire car door was still in his hand.

Zhu Juntang was shocked. She originally wanted to ask whether the author of "Journey to the West" had the same worries as Liu Changan, so he was inspired to create the "Golden Cudgel", which is coveted by men of all ages. baby.

Ignoring the question for the time being, Zhu Juntang carefully and vigilantly approached the intact car door on the other side and kicked Liu Changan's thigh to keep him at a safe distance to prevent Mie Mie from dying suddenly.

The car stopped, and the entire convoy responded. They pulled over and stood by. The driver was the first to get out of the car to check the situation. The people in black almost flew and dodged, forming a human protective wall near the main car. This car was blessed with black technology. It was able to resist the attack of RPG rockets, but the door was completely separated from the body of the car. Someone must have wanted to assassinate "Miss Takesan, who is of extremely high status even though she is useless."

Dozens of men in black surrounded the car, and those on the periphery were looking around, nervously contacting communications, and immediately notifying the helicopter to come and be on standby.

"Miss Third, are you injured?" the driver asked quickly, watching Liu Changan let go and lower the heavy door.

"I'm fine. It's a small problem. Please let everyone off guard." Zhu Juntang put down his feet and said.

The driver breathed a sigh of relief. It was said that the third lady often made Mr. Liu so angry that he jumped over the wall. It turned out to be true.

As Zhu Juntang's driver, she is naturally one of the most trusted core figures in the security team around her. She has been strengthened in all aspects of her body. When chatting with her colleagues, she also talked about Liu Changan who could take care of them all.

Everyone speculated that Liu Changan must be much stronger than the S-class transformers. The car door seemed to have been removed by him with one hand, which is enough to prove this.

He did not doubt that Liu Changan was going to harm Zhu Juntang. If there was such a possibility, the third lady would have exuded the smell of roasted mutton.

The driver stepped back and gestured for the backup car to come over.

Liu Changan did not let Zhu Juntang get in the car again, but held her hand and walked to the orange garden. It was not far anyway.

Today she was beaten and scolded, and no matter how much she was beaten, she couldn't do it in public. As a punishment for her nonsense, she was just allowed to walk over.

After a short adjustment, Zhu Juntang relied on his strong psychological quality and was no longer afraid of Liu Changan.

She had also seen him become so angry that his body was twisted and deformed, he stopped being a good person, his arms turned into chicken claws, and he tore apart the door of her bank vault-level skirt guard fresh-keeping room.

Now it's just a car door. Maybe his brute force will deform the car body structure, leaving a safety hazard. Fortunately, there is an identical spare car, and there have been no safety problems recently.

So Zhu Juntang followed Liu Changan quietly without any swagger or arrogance. There were many people watching the excitement and even following him. Zhu Juntang also had to pay attention to his image and maintain the demeanor of a young lady.

"Why are you so grumpy?"

After walking for a while, Liu Changan still didn't say a word, which made Zhu Juntang feel a little uncomfortable. She was usually a quiet and beautiful girl, but she couldn't stay quiet around Liu Changan. She always had endless topics to talk to him about, even if it was Nonsense, I also want to see his answer and reaction.

After ignoring Zhu Juntang for a while, she felt itchy, and moved from maintaining a distance of two meters to sit next to him.

Anyway, the bad old man's anger comes and goes quickly. After beating Zhu Juntang, he will treat her injuries. As Zhu Juntang summed up, she will not learn the lesson at all.

There is a saying that says that the only lesson humans learn from history is that humans never learn lessons.

Human beings are like this, and so should Mie. Zhu Juntang was punished by Liu Changan, but he resolutely refused to learn his lesson. After being beaten this time, he would dare to do it next time.

"You always feel that when you first met me, I was much better than you are now. Why aren't you like this? Where was your indifferent heart at the beginning, when you regarded fairies as nothing?" Zhu Juntang continued to analyze, "Yes, Concern leads to chaos, there must be something wrong with your current mentality, but this problem is not a problem, I quite like it, so don’t fix it."

Liu Changan then glanced sideways at Zhu Juntang.

"But, based on my experience watching TV series, your change in attitude towards me is like the male protagonist in an idol drama or a romantic drama. When he starts to care about the heroine, he starts to be easily aroused by the heroine's behavior. It means that love is about to begin... As the saying goes, torturing your wife feels good for a while, but chasing her to the crematorium..."

"Shut up."

"Of course, this is just an analogy, I use it to illustrate a truth. You are the bad old man, and I am the fairy sheep, the controller of the universe. There is no way between us. It's just that you and my mother get together, and I am As a stepdaughter, you can enjoy the pleasure of abusing a daughter for a while and chase her to the crematorium. If you are madly abusing me now, it will be difficult for you to get my gentle and considerate care like a little cotton-padded jacket in the future."

Zhu Juntang finished summing up, and at the same time hoped that he could also understand Dan Dan's mood. When Dan Dan faced his unfilial son, it was so similar to when he faced Bie Me.

"Haha, little cotton-padded jacket? You are just one of those little cotton-padded jackets with holes and leaking cotton wool and soaked in ice water. Your body was so weak that you died on the spot because of your consideration." She actually had the nerve to say that she would be as gentle and considerate as a little cotton-padded jacket. care? Liu Changan laughed out loud in this mood.

"Then you say I design a hole-in-the-wall lo-skirt dotted with white cloud-like cotton. It's called a leaky cotton-padded jacket. What do you think?" Zhu Juntang found the inspiration and burst out laughing, " I am indeed a creative and talented designer!”

"Bloody stuff."

"Speaking of design, I actually don't necessarily want to use a private jet to show off my status. I plan to customize a bleated-looking airship and let it float on the roof of the Baolong Center, giving people a sense of bleating suppressing the world. The feeling." Zhu Juntang looked up at the sky.

The vastness of the sky goes so well with the bleating sound.

Liu Changan imagined the scene. By then, Junsha would definitely have an internet celebrity landmark, and it would even give people the feeling that the city was controlled by Me.

The tallest building in Junsha, the tallest building in the world.

Zhu Juntang took out her mobile phone. Customizing an airship was not something that could be done in a short while, but she wanted to see such a scene as soon as possible. She wanted to make a super large balloon to play with first. It was easy to make.

Seeing Zhu Juntang start to make a call, Liu Changan didn't want to hear what she said, so he also took out his phone and saw the message Li Hongfang sent him.

It turned out that Li Hongfang wanted to pay attention to what Liu Changan did this morning, and after browsing and searching on social media, he discovered the latest developments.

The murder of Fuyu Vegetable Company was discovered immediately after their serious employees went to work. After all, Liu Changan only asked him to take away the clay pots and snakeskin bags that were clean. As for the blood stains left at the scene, they were not dealt with. .

He allowed the car to avoid the surveillance of the wealthy vegetable company, but the Minotaur's killing was completely exposed to surveillance.

The server where the surveillance video is stored is in Yu Chao's general manager's office, and he has not disposed of it.

After the serious employees called the police, the police immediately sealed off the scene. In order to avoid outside interference in the investigation and solving the case and cause panic, they asked those with knowledge not to leak the details of the case. However, someone still released the news.

After the employees called the police, the storage hard drive was taken away by the police before they had time to look at it or did not realize that they needed to look at the surveillance camera. The news about the Minotaur eradicating evil did not leak out.

Liu Changan responded to Li Hongfang's message and told him that he did not destroy the surveillance video intentionally.

Currently, there are a large number of strange beasts in Junsha.

The alien beasts and Japanese people hook up and cooperate extensively.

Since the contact between Japanese and alien beasts has reached this level, it is absolutely impossible for people in China to say that they have no understanding of the existence of alien beasts and have no contact plan.

When the local police in Junsha find that a case goes beyond the normal scope, they will naturally report it or be asked to hand over the case.

In short, as long as the relevant departments know about the existence of the alien beast, the blame will be taken by the alien beast and it has nothing to do with Liu Changan.

The strange beasts in Junsha are generally quite honest, but they can be beaten if they can. They are more dormant than "honest".

After they have been dormant for many years, they have formed their own intricate power radiation. The most important thing is that their numbers have increased and they have spread to various fields in society. When necessary, they can mobilize widely to create a strong influence, enough to make human society pay attention to their demands. Will they still be honest?

Wild beasts are put into zoos because humans have made iron cages and walls, not because they are willing to go in. The animals in the circus are tamed because of the whips in the hands of the trainers.

Without these tools to suppress them, humans are just their food.

Liu Changan didn't deliberately deal with them, but it would be nice to have the opportunity to cause them some trouble.

However, even dormant alien beasts are not so easy to deal with. Maybe someone will come to Liu Changan and ask him to help with the alien beasts, and he is also willing.

When the time comes, he will use the reason for the murder of Fuyu Vegetable Company to legitimately torture the alien beasts and ask them to hand over the minotaur.

Liu Changan was sending a message when he suddenly felt a dull bump on his back. It turned out that Zhu Juntang had already finished sending the message and was teasing him again.

"After walking so far, my WeChat steps must be number one today!" Zhu Juntang felt that he had crossed mountains, rivers and seas and passed through seas of people. If he kept walking, the little fairy's heels would be as smooth and delicate as peeled eggs. If the calluses are worn out, then she is a little bit imperfect.

Zhu Juntang clung to his shoulders, trying to climb up on his back with jumps, but her jumping ability was really bad. Each jump could only be about ten centimeters, and she was not as tall as Liu Changan. She wanted to use him as a mount. No chance.

"Your WeChat step count ranking is not even comparable to Shangguan Dandan." Liu Changan said with certainty. As long as Shangguan Dandan is not walking out with Liu Changan, she can still wander slowly for a distance and only wander back when she feels tired. Home rest.

When he was with Liu Changan, Shangguan Dandan would frequently turn his head and look at him after walking about a hundred meters from the community, hoping that he would realize that the Queen Mother was tired and wanted to crawl on her back and lie down.

Liu Changan wanted to punish Zhu Juntang for letting her walk. Of course, he couldn't carry her on his back, so Zhu Juntang kept running and jumping behind him, and walked into the Orange Garden Community unknowingly.

Before he came, he talked to An Nuan on the phone and asked about Professor Liu's class today. An Nuan was quite satisfied that her boyfriend should go through her first when looking for his mother, so she left Professor Liu at home, who was about to go out for a walk.

In case everyone doesn't know, it's necessary to say that this person named An Nuan is Liu Changan's girlfriend.

There are orange trees and orange cats in the Orange Garden Community. Zhu Juntang followed Qin Yanan to the school before school started last year. He had met An Nuan and Liu Yuewang nearby. Zhu Juntang still had some impressions of this encounter.

There is no overpopulation of orange cats here. College students always have free time to do whatever they want. A stray cat sterilization organization frequently captures nearby stray cats for sterilization. However, the orange cats who make a living in the school are not short of food. A stray cat sterilization organization Rounder than one.

The orange cats squinted their eyes to bask in the warm morning sun, turning a blind eye to Zhu Juntang, who had commanded the entire Nanshan Mountain, and Liu Changan, who was approaching the South Pole.

"This community is similar to the scene in the old TV series I watched in China. The houses are not high and there is plenty of greenery. It is more like a place where people live than those newly built commercial communities." Zhu Juntang said with satisfaction. The little fairy is going to live there. She is haunted by densely wooded areas, and she is still bitter about her mother's unauthorized modification of the design and rejection of her plan to plant a forest park in the house.

If there is a four-story building, what’s the problem with using one floor to plant trees? In order to show their authority and control over their children, adults always make inexplicable and unreasonable vetoes.

"This is like a place where people live? Is your place where sheep live?" Liu Changan actually likes this kind of environment.

There is a more natural atmosphere. There is no obvious separation between the road and the green belt. Grass, leaves and branches are climbing on the road, and there is no clear distinction. There are scattered fallen leaves, which make the sound of footsteps break.

"My place is where fairies live! I am an immortal, you and the girl, the fairy!" Zhu Juntang emphasized.

Recently, I have been obsessed with my own identity, and my original identity as a fairy has lost its sense of existence.

This is not okay. You must never forget your original intention and remember that you will always be a fairy.

"I have learned Pinyin." Liu Chang'an nodded. Zhu Juntang has many books with Pinyin marked. It's not that she is illiterate, but that she is from Taiwan, where they use Zhuyin.

Zhu Juntang was proud. There is nothing that fairies can't do. It's just a matter of whether they are willing to learn. As long as they think about it, even if the Copernican conjecture is presented to them, they can be solved with a little effort in studying and researching.

When he arrived at the door, Liu Changan saw a newly installed video access control, so he pressed the call button. As a result, the door opened directly, and An Nuan opened the door.

"My mother saw an advertisement on TV shopping. It installed this thing. It is said that she can use it on the mobile app... Hey, Zhu Juntang?" An Nuan saw her boyfriend and muttered with a smile, and then saw Zhu Juntang. Moved out from behind Liu Changan.

Zhu Juntang nodded. Even though he and Bai Hui often gossiped about An Nuan behind his back, as long as the girls didn't get angry with each other when they met, they were all friends. What's more, Zhu Juntang also led An Nuan and Han Zhizhi around. Going to the mall has greatly increased the superficial enthusiasm when getting along.

"Ah, please come in." An Nuan quickly stepped aside. If her boyfriend usually came to the door, An Nuan would open the door and stand at the door to say a few words or rub him against her for a while before letting him in.

"Didn't I say that I have something to do with Professor Liu? It's her business." Liu Changan walked in and pointed at Zhu Juntang, who looked like a child visiting with an adult.

"Can this be considered my business? It's obviously you who are looking for trouble." Zhu Juntang retorted.

An Nuan calmly observed the small movements and facial expressions of Zhu Juntang and Liu Changan when they were talking, and gave Liu Changan his special slippers, bright red love slippers, and gave Zhu Juntang new plaid slippers for guests. After all, she She is the daughter of a wealthy family. When she comes to visit her humble abode, she is very happy. She is given a pair of new slippers as a deserved treatment.

It's not like An Nuan hasn't heard some rumors about Liu Changan and Zhu Juntang in school. Both of them are well-known figures. There will always be people with ulterior motives who spread such gossip to An Nuan intentionally or unintentionally.

Just like paparazzi chasing gossip, popularity and traffic can be monetized. Many people spread gossip because it is beneficial.

For example, if there is a relationship problem between Liu Changan and An Nuan, they can take advantage of it. While An Nuan is paying attention, she must also be careful to discern the motives of others making trouble in front of her.

Some of the more interesting gossip is that Liu Changan appears to be an orphaned native of Junsha, but in fact he is the son of a family living at the bottom of the family. The Zhu family has rare things to live in and has been paying attention to him. Zhu Juntang is even related to him by blood, and is probably a member of the family. Half-brothers and sisters!

You must know that on mainland university campuses, everyone has basically never come into contact with any wealthy families, and the wealth or power is only two or three generations. These rich and powerful people are indeed superior to others in terms of actual social status, but everyone does not have the psychological perception of being inferior to others. I know, I just feel curious when I come into contact with it!

Zhu Juntang is not from the mainland, and her appearance has completely satisfied everyone's imagination and curiosity about a real wealthy family. Liu Changan, who has a good relationship with her, will naturally get involved and tell him the various stories everyone has seen in movies and TV series. Cover your body.

An Nuan sounded interesting. This kind of gossip was better than the rumors linking him to those Chacha. Chacha is Chacha, and Annuan is not targeting anyone.

Because Zhu Juntang is not the heroine of scandals and gossips, but only plays a guest role in the story of the grievances and hatreds of wealthy families, An Nuan has never had any objection to Zhu Juntang.

After Zhu Juntang was scolded as "a bitch" by fellow students, I still found this young lady down-to-earth and interesting.

"An Nuan, I came to your house to play today. Next time you go to Baolong Center to play, you can also go to where I live." After Zhu Juntang looked around, he didn't say that your house is not as big as my bathroom. , taking advantage of the opportunity to show off his Chinese proficiency, "This is called coming and not reciprocating. Brother Liu, right?"

"To you."

An Nuan couldn't help but laugh out loud. She always had a calm and calm boyfriend, but she didn't have a good tone when facing Zhu Juntang, and she felt particularly irritable.

Still a little helpless, this person is actually his college alumnus? For those who don’t know, just looking at Zhu Juntang’s level, they must think that Hunan University is a pheasant university.

Zhu Juntang played well with him. An Nuan remembered that the last time he went to the Auto Show and Comic Exhibition, Liu Changan made a special trip to beat Zhu Juntang... An Nuan did not doubt that he was just talking, Liu Changan meant what he said when doing things. , I will scold you when I say I am scolding you, and I will hit you if I want to hit you. There is no Northeastern characteristic of whistling, whining, and spitting but not taking action.

During the Chinese New Year, An Nuan was traveling in the Northeast. I saw the local scene of all talk but no practice several times. I thought it was a characteristic of the Northeast. In fact, it is like this in most areas. Now everyone has the consciousness of losing to being hospitalized and winning to going to jail. Can you make a noise? Try to solve the problem without touching anything.

"What happened today... We originally planned to go to the morning screening of a movie. That movie only had a 2D version in the morning. The 3D version was too dark to watch," An Nuan said.

"Zhu Juntang needs a traditional cultural knowledge teacher. See if your mother is interested." Liu Changan took An Nuan's hand and replied, "It depends on when you are free. I will accompany you to watch this movie...I won't either If you like to watch the 3D version, in fact, as long as you adjust your eye structure, you can achieve the naked-eye 3D effect."

"Okay." An Nuan came over and hugged Liu Changan's neck.

Liu Changan lowered his head and hugged An Nuan's slender waist.

Zhu Juntang was suddenly angry. An Nuan wanted to hug his neck, so he lowered his head so that she could hug him. Today, Zhu Juntang was jumping behind him, but he was unwilling to bend down like this so that Zhu Juntang could jump up and wait for her to lie behind him. The back, isn't it also the same as holding the neck?

It would be great if I was in the same state as me. I could sneak under his crotch with a single leap, and use my head to head his weak point. At this moment, with his warm and fragrant soft jade in my arms, my imagination must have changed. Only when she hits the headbutt can she remember it and not forget it.

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