I'm really immortal

Chapter 931 Dog×Sheep√

After Liu Changan finished eating, Li Hongfang drove Zhou Shuling to finalize the final style of the store's uniforms. He wanted to escort Zhu Juntang first, and Shangguan Dandan followed him.

Shangguan Dandan is not very interested in leaving the community and going to places too far away, unless there are activities such as free gifts.

Dongdong’s mother is too busy. Regarding the vending machine, Shangguan Dandan plans to learn about it by herself first. Her information usually comes from her own circle of friends, and the people she consults are usually old men and women in the community.

The two of them walked past the grape trellis and saw old man Qian wrapping a crooked-necked willow tree in plastic wrap and taking pictures of the tree to keep it healthy.

"Xiao Qian, what are you doing?" There are always people doing strange things in the community. "What are you doing" has become a common greeting. Shangguan walked to the crooked neck willow tree and looked at Qian curiously. old man.

"I found that this willow tree is particularly unique. Others tend to lean to the south, but it leans to the north. Maybe it's because it has spirituality. I use it to exercise and get twice the result with half the effort." Old Man Qian said with a straight face.

His stern face was not to show anger, but to make himself look more powerful. He shouted and shouted with his palms, which might make Dandan feel a little scared. He should not blatantly humiliate Old Man Qian when playing cards in the future. Card skills.

Although he really likes playing cards with Shangguan Dantan and even wants to exclude Liu Changan from participating in the community's chess and card activities, old man Qian has discovered that Shangguan Dantan's card playing skills are not as good as Liu Changan's, and his yin and yang eccentricity or the level of a planner is even higher. And nothing less.

"I also recently discovered a new way to exercise, which is said to be very effective." Shangguan Dandan took out his mobile phone in preparation and showed Old Man Qian a video she had saved.

In the video, an old man is swinging, but others are sitting on the swing seat with their buttocks. The old man puts the rope around his neck. A wider cowhide mat is added where the rope touches the neck to prevent strangulation and suicide. .

Old Man Qian watched and found it interesting. At his age, he was very interested in various health and fitness activities. However, after listening to the old man introducing the benefits of this fitness method in the video, Old Man Qian looked at Shangguan Dandan suspiciously.

"Is it because I snitched on you and Zhou Dongdong climbing the wall this morning, and you want to take revenge on me? There must be something wrong with this fitness method!" Old Man Qian was keenly aware of the element.

"I didn't! But if you insist on thinking so, I can't help it. I want to organize everyone to come to exercise like this. I will occupy all the trees suitable for hanging myself and won't let you play together." Shangguan Dandan regretfully said He said, reaching out to touch the thermos pot, but found nothing.

She didn't bring a thermos flask with her today because she went out for a stroll and might bring a vending machine or something like that when she came back. It was not very convenient to hold a thermos flask. The Queen Mother always made decisions before acting, and she was a person with plans.

"This crooked-necked willow tree has been taken over by me!" Old Man Qian pointed to his plastic wrap and said, feeling a little proud. Fortunately, he had the foresight to avoid falling into the scheme of this insidious egg.

"Well, when our collective tree-hanging exercise group is established, you can be counted as one." Shangguan Dandan said reluctantly.

Old Man Qian also nodded with a straight face. Really, what kind of community group activities would it be like if there were no veteran and prominent figures like Lao Qian to participate?

Seeing Shangguan Dandan striding out of the community, Old Man Qian hesitated for a moment, feeling something was wrong. He wanted to ask Liu Changan if, no matter what he said, he was actually part of Shangguan Dandan's plan, but he felt that it was wrong to ask. Feeling embarrassed, he continued to pat the tree without saying a word.

Liu Changan smiled. Shangguan Dandan was increasingly becoming a central figure in the social circle of the community. She was doing well and she was worthy of being the Queen Mother.

When it comes to the word "hustle", it is more derogatory than praise. Even if someone is said to be doing well, there is still some dissatisfaction, or you feel that the other person only uses means, rather than true ability and hard power.

For example, you can say that many people in the Writers' Association are doing well, but few people say that academicians of the Academy of Sciences are doing well.

In most fields, some people do well, some rely on hard power, and a small number of people not only have high emotional intelligence, are well-rounded, are at home in the entire field, but also have a super high professional level.

This is true even when playing games. In the professional league of League of Legends, some people are just bastards. Not only do they bastardize themselves, but they also rule a bastard ecology. They are unparalleled in the dominant domestic league, and they are even better in foreign wars. Just show your true colors.

Only after this kind of people faded out of the game did the domestic League of Legends professional league get better.

Maybe mixing is also a kind of ability, I won’t discuss it.

Liu Changan felt that he was also a gangster, with outstanding abilities but not much work, let alone serious work.

This is very similar to Zhu Juntang.

It's just a similarity, not a direct lineage. It's definitely not Liu Changan's inheritance, it's her own desire to be a bastard.

In fact, to explain it in today's terms, some people are gangsters not because they are greasy gangsters, but because they just want to stay in their comfort zone and do not make progress, work hard, or suffer.

After Liu Changan thought about life for a while, he had already reached the towering Baolong Center. In the lives of Jiuzhou Fenglei Jianmen disciples and outsiders, this is the second core gathering point after the old community. Everyone frequently Haunted here.

The mall had just opened, and the man in a stiff heavy coat opened the door. Liu Changan said thank you, stepped in with half a foot, and then stepped back.

Various signs and warnings are often posted on the entrance doors of various public places, such as "No Smoking", "Disgracefully dressed people are not allowed to enter", "Betel nut is not allowed", "Guide dogs are allowed to enter", "Pets are not allowed". Come in" and so on.

Liu Changan saw a sign posted on the door. The puppy representing pets was marked with an ×, but the lamb was marked with a √.

"What does this mean?" Liu Changan is well-informed and has never seen this kind of logo on various occasions at home and abroad.

Even the sheep brothel doesn't have such a sign.

"This is our latest regulation. Pets are not allowed to enter, but if the pet is a lamb, lamb, goat, sheep, antelope, alpaca, etc., they can enter." The door greeter explained politely.

"Can you roast a whole lamb?"

"Uh..." Menying was obviously very skilled in business and said after a little surprise, "The food center in the shopping mall provides a variety of catering items. Among them, the Quanju brand offers roasted whole lamb. You need to make an appointment in advance. You can go there if necessary. For consultation, enter the door, turn left, and walk forward two hundred meters and you will be there."

"Can the eland come in?"

Menying smiled slightly and nodded. He didn't know that the African eland can weigh one ton and is a giant beast taller than a buffalo. What does that have to do with him? The boss is so willful anyway.

Such a conversation was meaningless. Liu Changan did not welcome the size of the African eland, and went directly to find the real owner.

When he got out of the elevator, Liu Changan saw the alpaca "Long Aotian" playing with the orange cat "Saint" and Zhu Juntang's Rottweiler, the fourth high-ranking Templar.

Zhu Juntang must have turned into a sheep and played with them.

Jin Xiaomei told Liu Changan that Zhu Juntang was creating in the studio, and gave a serious warning that there was no major event of the end of the world and not to disturb her creation, lest her inspiration run away and cause heavy losses.

"She also has a studio?"

The top four floors of Baolong Center Building 1 are far smaller in area than the bottom area including the podium, but they are still large enough that even regular visitors like Liu Changan have not visited them all.

"The studio is next to Elevator No. 3. You usually go to the pyramid-shaped escalator on the top floor. The planned area is less than 200 square meters. Later, the third lady merged the reading room and the studio, but she may not go there once a month. , so you may not have paid attention to that side." Jin Xiaomei led Liu Changan.

"I mean, does she have the talent for painting?" Liu Changan asked hopefully, how can people be so different?

They say that when God closes the door for you, he may open a window for you... Of course, as for climbing out of the window and discovering that this is the top floor of the Baolong Center, that is another matter.

According to the facts that Liu Changan has seen with his own eyes, many lunatics, mentally ill people, and mentally retarded people have the talent for painting.

"Yes, the third lady is versatile." Jin Xiaomei smiled. Versatile is a relatively weak adjective. Anyway, he was not asking whether the third lady has achieved any achievements in talent, won any awards, or created any outstanding works. s work.

Liu Changan had never paid attention to or understood Zhu Juntang's talents... Once, when Su Mei or Su Nanxiu met him and Zhu Juntang on campus, she asked Zhu Juntang what he would order?

Zhu Juntang’s answer at that time was: taking selfies and holding thighs.

Finally, he pushed Liu Changan's thigh towards Su Nanxiu, and ran away when it couldn't be pushed anymore.

So Liu Changan, led by Jin Xiaomei, walked into Zhu Juntang's studio.

A house is more than 100 square meters, which doesn't feel very big. When there are no pillars and partitions in the empty center, it feels very empty. With the combined reading room, it looks even bigger.

The studio is more like a painting collection room than a painting studio.

There are many portraits in the room, and the characters in the portraits are all Zhu Juntang himself.

As soon as you walk in, you will see a huge portrait in the center, in the style of Tang Dynasty painting. The background landscape is Li Sixun's brushwork, which can almost be fake. In the picture, Zhu Juntang is wearing loose and elegant Tang Dynasty clothes, with chariots and horses behind him, and he is patrolling with Wu Zetian. Similar.

"Is this a photo?" Liu Changan took a look and felt that it was not a photo. After looking closely, he realized that it was a painting.

It turns out to be a hyper-realistic oil painting. The more famous one in this style is Leng Jun. Leng Jun’s market has always been good because his works can always directly amaze viewers, especially the public, and are also very popular in the market. .

This kind of hyper-realistic oil painting is quite controversial in the art critic circle. Many people think that no matter how realistic the painting is, how can it be captured with a large-sole SLR camera with hundreds of millions of pixels?

Zhu Juntang obviously didn't care about these arguments. She thought it looked good, so she asked someone to draw one and put it here.

The entire studio is full of various paintings with different styles, with "Zhu Juntang" as the theme character.

In fact, her photos can be seen everywhere on these floors, but Liu Changan didn't expect that she was so narcissistic that she opened such a studio.

Liu Changan soon discovered a tormenting place. Zhu Juntang created an effect in the entire studio and the placement of works: Liu Changan stood in the center of the studio and would be watched by Zhu Juntang from all directions and angles.

He quickly moved his steps and found that he still had the same feeling, but the angles from which his eyes looked at him became weirder.

Liu Changan seemed to know the real reason why Zhu Juntang might not come once a month. She couldn't stand it, right?

"Go and get busy." Liu Changan said to Jin Xiaomei when he saw Zhu Juntang half-lying on the table writing and drawing, concentrating so much that he didn't notice him visiting.

He walked to Zhu Juntang and frowned immediately.

"What is this ham sausage with two chicken wings stuck on it?" Liu Changan felt that he had been tainted by the wisdom of Shangguan Dandan and others, and he naively and foolishly thought that Zhu Juntang might have a talent for painting.

This painting is on the same level as Zhou Dongdong.

"Hey, it's a plane!" Zhu Juntang said without raising his head. He rubbed his calves in pure white stockings, kicked off his bear-like and sheep-shaped slippers, and climbed to the desk with some difficulty.

She then glanced at Liu Changan and laughed, "There is uncontrollable disappointment hidden in your expression. Have you ever imagined that I would be painting something Mongolian... Mongolian sweat medicine... Mona Lisa's masterpiece?" ? Stupid, everyone has their own areas that they are not good at, even me, it is impossible..."

Before Zhu Juntang finished speaking, Liu Changan took him down from the desk, pinned him on his legs and gave him a beating.

He wasn't very angry either, but the traditional way of educating children is to hit them whenever there is something wrong, and it won't break them anyway.

Zhu Juntang's aircraft spray painting design was aborted just after it started.

Customized aircraft painting is actually not a high-end consumption. Some fans have customized it for male stars who stole the country, but they are looking for airlines, just like looking for bus companies to contract car body route advertising, and the cost may not be as high as that of prosperous routes. Car body advertising is expensive.

Zhu Juntang is his own private jet. He can paint it how he wants, as long as it doesn't cause public disgust and discomfort at a public airport, or cause bad influence.

According to what Li Hongfang said, painting countless sheep on airplanes creates the effect of visual pollution, which is a bad influence and must be stopped.

"You hit me today, so I won't go to school in the afternoon!" Zhu Juntang yelled at the top of his lungs. Generally speaking, at this time, you have the privilege of being willful. When Zhu Juntang was in Taiwan, he often took the opportunity to talk to Grandma Zeng. Acting like a spoiled child is always beneficial, and any request will be met.

Liu Changan didn't bother to pay attention to her. He was not the kind of person who gave up halfway.

Although Zhu Juntang has repeatedly frustrated him, Liu Changan has a long way to go on the road to taming sheep, so how can he give up casually?

Discipline is still necessary. To deal with naughty truant lambs, if they are really disobedient, put a collar on them.

"Does Zhou Dongdong still have to go to school after being beaten?" Zhu Juntang tried to find examples of people with the same disease to prove the rationality of his request.

"Zhou Dongdong never felt that she could not go to school if she was beaten. If she didn't go to school after being beaten, she would only get a second beating." Liu Changan asked Zhu Juntang to recognize the facts.

Zhu Juntang forgot his own situation for a moment and was full of sympathy for the child Zhou Dongdong.

"What's more, resisting going to school was only something that happened before Zhou Dongdong went to elementary school. After she found out that going to elementary school could not be changed, she accepted the reality and no longer resisted like you." Liu Changan thought of looking at Zhou Dongdong this morning. When Dong Dunshou's back was turned, he felt like he had been beaten hard by reality, just like those kids who thought they would earn millions a year as soon as they graduated. After working around for a few years, they discovered that a monthly salary of over 10,000 yuan was pretty good.

"Huh? Am I carrying fish? Or fish balls? Why should I carry fish and fish balls? Do you want to take me to eat hot pot?" Zhu Juntang frowned, "I don't like fish balls, as for fish , I only eat very few kinds of freshwater fish and sea fish, and I don’t eat whales and dolphins.”

Liu Changan looked at her coldly, "You can understand the word "negative" in "bearing the corner of stubborn resistance" as the meaning of "carrying", but don't you know that "bearing the corner of stubborn resistance" has nothing to do with fish and fish balls?"

Zhu Juntang is often truly illiterate, but he can also pretend to deliberately misinterpret Liu Changan's words to change the topic.

When he saw her eyes turning around in her sockets, he knew that she did it on purpose. As for whales and dolphins, which are mammals and neither freshwater nor sea fish, he didn't bother to... forget it, she was originally She lacked common sense, so Liu Changan patiently told her that common whales and dolphins are cetacean aquatic mammals, and dolphins are whales.

Chatting with Zhu Juntang, he attracted her attention, took her into the car, and then ordered the driver to rush to Orange Garden Community.

"Since dolphins are whales, then dolphins will bite off the heads of small fishes and insert them. Will whales do the same? If it is a big whale, wouldn't it need to use sharks or the like to do it? Once I was in the Atlantic Ocean While fishing, I saw a headless shark, maybe it was a whale that killed it." Zhu Juntang reached out and pinched his chin, showing a serious expression on his face.

This means that he has no serious knowledge at all and has too much strange knowledge. Liu Changan remembered that Zhu Juntang had told him about sheep brothels and the like.

Su Mei left Zhu Juntang to him. Maybe she didn't really care about how Liu Changan disciplined her or what achievements he could make in teaching her, but she simply couldn't stand her, right?

So should I sympathize with Su Mei for being tortured by Zhu Juntang all these years, or should I be annoyed that Zhu Juntang has become like this under Su Mei's discipline? ——

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