I'm really immortal

After class, Yan Qingcheng watched incomprehensibly as Zhu Juntang went to find Liu Changan again. She slowly moved closer to Liu Changan, and Liu Changan held her head down to keep her distance. As a result, she punched and kicked her in the air, and then held him. He put Liu Changan's palm on his head and pulled him into the car.

Why did I bother to comfort her?

There were cultural activities in Zhou Dongdong's school today. Liu Changan stopped by to pick her up after class. Zhu Juntang strongly requested to come with him, because after all, she was the protector of the Saint of the Nine Provinces Fenglei Sword Sect, so it was appropriate to pick up the Saints after school.

"I will take revenge sooner or later." After getting in the car, Zhu Juntang said angrily to Liu Changan who was reading a parenting education book.

"Yes." Liu Changan had no objection, "A gentleman takes revenge, and it is never too late in ten years. Your name happens to have the word "jun" in it, which fits this sentence. From now on, you will endure the humiliation, endure hardships, and carry out your plans unswervingly. Will it."

"Don't think that because you say so many idioms, I'm afraid of you!" Zhu Juntang brought a ballpoint pen over aggressively, and then grabbed Liu Changan's hand.

Liu Changan didn't try to make her afraid of him by speaking a lot of idioms. Besides, who would be afraid of others just because they use a lot of idioms?

The uneducated Zhu Juntang unconsciously felt that she was at a disadvantage when she heard others using many idioms when speaking.

Zhu Juntang first drew a knife on Liu Changan's wrist, then drew a few small circles to indicate bleeding, and then said triumphantly, "I cut off your wrist and it is bleeding."

Liu Changan didn't even look at her, but he deleted the parenting education book on his phone. These things were just like chicken soup for the soul. They used the same style of the era when the public right to speak was unquestionable, such as happy education, etc. Parents give up their jobs to watch their children grow up and things like that.

I feel that domestic children are still more suitable for traditional education methods... Maybe in personal practice, my own understanding and implementation methods are different, but I really want to say that there is a system method in this world that is better and has wider applicability. That doesn't exist either.

Many people don't realize how much they weigh, but they first begin to completely deny the systematic education and learning methods they have received since childhood.

In the end, I chose a set of education methods that I thought I was moved by my dedication and dedication, but the children I educated had serious psychological problems. This kind of education method is very undesirable.

There was a serious problem with Zhu Juntang's education, and it was all Su Mei's fault. If Zhu Juntang had been with her since she was a child, she would definitely not be as confused as she is now.

Just like Zhou Dongdong, even if there is interference from mothers like Zhou Shuling, because he has followed Liu Changan to eat, drink and have fun under the sycamore tree for a long time, he has grown a lot now, evolving from a stupid child to a witty and brave primary school student.

"Your arm has been sliced ​​into pieces by me." Zhu Juntang was patiently drawing knives one after another on Liu Changan's arm, each one representing a chop to Liu Changan once.

"Your mental victory method ranks among the top ten people I have ever met. Even Ah Q can't compare to you." Liu Changan said with appreciation, she is so good.

Zhu Juntang thought for a moment and realized that Liu Changan knew few people that he also knew, so he asked: "Who is Ah Q? Is he the boss of QQ? Or is he some beautiful girl who wants to compete with Qin Yanan for a big position? "

"It's your mother." Liu Changan couldn't help but curse.

Zhu Juntang continued to draw on Liu Changan's elbow, and had to cut off his entire arm to barely get a tenth of his revenge. While lowering his head to draw, he asked: "What is my mother's nickname?" ? I just said, you must have had a romantic relationship with my mother more than ten or twenty years ago."

"It must have been you who started the chaos and finally gave up, so my mother would marry into the Zhu family with hatred, and step by step use conspiracy and trickery to control all the Zhu family's property. Who knew that she was just a woman after all, and after meeting you again, she fell into a trap that she was unable to extricate herself from. In the love network, she finally succumbed to your lustful power and allowed you to humiliate, destroy and kill her biological daughter wantonly."

After Zhu Juntang finished speaking, he felt a little emotional, it must be like this.

"You are so smart." Liu Changan sarcastically said, "You are also killing wantonly. Since I am such a evil person, how did you survive in front of me?"

"Because I am witty and brave." Zhu Juntang is not afraid of him. Since he is still alive, it means that he has actually fallen into the mental control of the little fairy, who has set a rage threshold for him: no matter what, he cannot really kill. Got her.

"Don't talk like Zhou Dongdong. I really think you are not as good as Zhou Dongdong." Liu Changan pushed down his sleeves and let her continue drawing. He would have the big drawing arms of a social person.

Zhu Juntang disagreed. Dongdong was a saint, and she was just a protector. Her status in the Jiuzhou Fenglei Sword Sect was slightly lower, but she also had the status of a fairy. Zhou Dongdong was not a fairy.

When the car arrived at the school gate, Liu Changan and Zhu Juntang got out of the car. Lu Sien, who had been hiding behind the dense shrubs in the flower bed, bit his own leash and came to Liu Changan's side, shaking his head.

Normally, Lu Si'en would arrive at the school gate long in advance to pick up Zhou Dongdong. In order not to scare other primary school students and passers-by, Lu Si'en hid in the flower bed and remained motionless until he heard Zhou Dongdong calling his name before running out.

"Has it been modified by you using some kind of biotechnology?" Zhu Juntang asked a little doubtfully. Which high-level templar is Lu Si'en next to him?

In short, after seeing its strong appearance and big eyes that seemed to be able to talk, Zhu Juntang's impression... was actually not very impressive. She had more dogs than dog farms.

Compared with the other dog "Gatekeeper" beside her, Lu Si En seemed to be a higher-level creature, which instantly made the "Door Master" who spent a huge amount of money and was trained and raised by a dedicated person feel weak and incompetent.

"One who is close to Zhu is red. A dog can evolve and improve itself by my side. You are not even as good as a dog. There is no progress at all, and the degradation is very obvious." Liu Changan hates that iron cannot become steel, and met Zhu Juntang for the first time. At that time, she was just self-righteous and arrogant. What about now? There are obvious animal signs of physical degeneration, such as bleating all day long.

Not really... After being threatened by Liu Changan today, I didn't call out all afternoon.

"Are you stupid? It's easy for a person who always gets 0 points in exams to make progress. He can study hard and get 10 points in the exam, which is a huge improvement." Zhu Juntang sneered, stupid Liu Changan, "But this time What about the person who got 100% in the first test? She can't even improve! I'm already in the most perfect state, there's no room for improvement at all, do you understand?"

Liu Changan was silent for a while, pointed to the car, and begged calmly: "Go back, please, don't appear in front of me, thank you."

Zhu Juntang couldn't help laughing. She was indeed a fairy. Even Liu Changan had no choice but to ask for her mercy.

But she didn't plan to go back. She wanted to play with Dongdong and Dandan today to dispel the negative emotions caused by Yan Qingcheng giving her extra lessons in the evening.

At this time, Zhou Dongdong and Song Taozi ran out of the school gate hand in hand.

Song Taozi ran too fast and fell down. Zhou Dongdong followed and took two steps forward. She originally stood firm, but when she saw Song Taozi falling, she quickly threw herself on the ground.

"Why did you fall down too?" Song Taozi asked, clapping her hands.

"If you were the only one wrestling, the classmates would laugh at you alone." Zhou Dongdong also clapped his hands, and then pulled Song Taozi to stand up.

Zhou Dongdong helped Song Taozi pat the dust on her clothes and pants, "Go back and tell your mother that Zhou Dongdong accidentally took you to wrestle with her, and she won't scold you."

"I don't want my mother to think you are careless." Song Taozi kissed Zhou Dongdong's dusty cheek, "We are good friends."

Zhou Dongdong jumped up and down happily. He was much happier going to elementary school than kindergarten.

At this time, Song Taozi's mother also got out of the car. After she greeted Zhou Dongdong, she saw Liu Changan and Zhu Juntang walking over.

Song Taozi's mother had met Liu Changan before, but that time she was accompanied by a beautiful girl with a particularly tall figure, much taller than she is now.

"Come to pick up Dongdong?" Song Taozi's mother said to Liu Changan with a smile.

"Yes, just now the two children were walking hand in hand and fell down together." Liu Changan also said with a smile.

"The two of them have such a good relationship. They hold hands all the time except in class." Song Taozi's mother touched the heads of the two children.

After the two parties said hello, each led one back to the car. Song Taozi's mother glanced at Zhou Dongdong skillfully climbing into the back seat of the tall Rolls-Royce Cullinan. She was a little confused about Zhou Dongdong's family situation. How is it like a superposition of quantum states?

In the car, Zhu Juntang wanted to hold Zhou Dongdong and sit in her arms, but she was obviously overconfident and couldn't hold him, so she had to give up.

Zhou Dongdong sat in Liu Changan's arms, and Lu Sien jumped into the car and lay at Liu Changan's feet.

Zhu Juntang felt a little lonely, and Liu Changan was like a winner in life, with a cute little girl in his arms and a cute pet lying at his feet.

Zhu Juntang was not convinced, but he had no choice but to open his hands and close them again, hugging his weak and beautiful self.

"Brother Chang'an, I'm so angry today!" Zhou Dongdong said as he touched Lu Sien's dog's head.

"Why? If there's anything you're angry about, tell me to make Brother Chang'an happy." Liu Chang'an was depressed by Zhu Juntang's anger, and immediately expressed his desire to know.

"Today the teacher asked us to tell a short story with surprise... I... I just said that when I went to the toilet, I suddenly felt hungry. I took the chocolate ball in my hand, and... it fell into the pit, I was shocked." Zhou Dongdong said angrily, "The teacher just laughed and didn't praise me, and just let other children tell stories."

Liu Changan pressed his face and turned to look at Zhu Juntang. After seeing Zhu Juntang's expression, he turned his head and looked at the other side. As a strong man in muscle control, Liu Changan did not smile.

After hearing the little story about Zhou Dongdong being surprised in the toilet, Zhu Juntang suddenly became arrogant. From this comparison, it is obvious that the little fairy is more witty and brave than the child!

"Dong dong, is this a story that happened to you?" Zhu Juntang asked.

Zhou Dongdong nodded vigorously.

"This teacher didn't praise you, so Fairy Sister will reward you." Zhu Juntang drove the refrigerator and took out a pound of collectible chocolate made by Zhuji in the refrigerator and handed it to Zhou Dongdong.

"Thank you Fairy Sister!" Zhou Dongdong was so happy that he held all the chocolates in his arms. Fairy Sister's chocolates are as precious as Sun Wukong's treasures, so they have to take them back and share them with everyone.

"Eat a pound." Zhu Juntang said generously, "After eating one pound, come back with another pound."

"Save some and bring it to school tomorrow for Song Taozi to try too." Liu Changan reminded.

Zhou Dongdong nodded vigorously and quickly put all the chocolates into his schoolbag. He had to make sure he couldn't see them, otherwise he would be hungry now.

Back home, Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong Zhujuntang got off the car together. Bai Hui had just finished playing cards with Shangguan Dandan and left the game talking and laughing.

"Hui Hui is still a little confused when playing cards. She lost a lot today, but luckily I helped her win back." Shangguan said calmly.

"Since you won it back for her, have you returned it to her?" Liu Changan asked enthusiastically.

Shangguan Dandan's big pupils swayed left and right in her eye sockets. She touched her thermos and took a sip of water. Then she walked straight back. Her eyes felt a little uncomfortable. She didn't see Liu Changan just now.

"If you lose at cards, you lose. Where can I pay back? What she means by helping me win back is that I didn't lose to anyone else." Bai Hui said angrily. This Liu Changan simply doesn't speak human words at all.

"During the Chinese New Year, I won her 3,000 yuan, and she took it back the next day." Liu Changan remembered this and felt that it affected his poker luck so much that he had stopped playing cards and mahjong recently. .

Zhu Juntang looked at Bai Hui with a smile. The little white pig finally got the idea, and it seemed that it was not far away when she would feed her clean skin into Liu Changan's mouth, and let Liu Changan go all over her body.

Bai Hui felt a little embarrassed when Zhu Juntang laughed, so she had no choice but to say hello to Zhou Dongdong.

"Sister Bai, we are eating spider oysters tonight. You can eat with us." Zhou Dongdong enthusiastically invited.

"What are spider oysters?" Bai Hui asked puzzledly.

"She had only eaten big oysters at the buffet before, so she associated the buffet with oysters, and spiders equaled the buffet." Liu Changan explained.

Bai Hui touched Zhou Dongdong's head. It was great for Zhou Dongdong to meet Liu Changan. It was also great for her to meet Liu Changan. She looked up at Liu Changan and found that Liu Changan was also looking at her. , there was a lot of tenderness in her eyes, and she smiled at him.

Liu Changan also smiled.

In the evening, we waited for Zhou Shuling to come back and started having an oyster feast. Zhu Juntang also ate here and said that all the oysters should be given to Liu Changan. The ones made in his own kitchen were too delicate and not as delicious as Liu Changan's rough ones.

Zhou Dongdong drank the red wine that Shangguan had poured out, and it took her a long time to return to normal. Then she found a lot of straws and connected them together, inserted them into a large bottle of Coke on the ground, and drank. Because she drank so hard, it passed through her nostrils. The normal operation of spraying out, there are no other surprises.

After everyone had finished eating, Shangguan Dandan asked Liu Changan to send Bai Hui home. Bai Hui pushed back several times, but seeing that Liu Changan didn't seem impatient or refused, he had no choice but to agree. After all, the girl went home alone at night. Home is still a bit dangerous.

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Hello everyone, my new book has been released for a month and has been updated to 180,000 words. The current plot has progressed to the protagonist Qin Dong being proposed to. The book is also called "What is it like to be proposed to by the mother of your childhood sweetheart and beautiful girl at the same table".

You can search for "My Mom Takes Me to Cultivation to Immortality" to read.