I'm really immortal

Liu Changan was very impressed by Yan Huaye at that time. The female college students at that time were very beautiful and had a sense of the times. They had big eyes that were full of hope, and they were pure and elegant with pride. Just like Miss Hong Kong in the 1980s and 1990s, including mainland beauty pageants, every contestant who can reach the finals has her own unique facial features and temperament. It is absolutely impossible to be like after the 2010s, every contestant will be like the same plastic surgery hospital. Out of the assembly line products.

Yan Qingcheng is not as beautiful as Yan Huaye, maybe it is polluted by this era... Just kidding, no matter how strong the maternal genes are, if the living standards in childhood cannot keep up, and the child is malnourished, all aspects of growth will inevitably be affected.

Maybe if Yan Qingcheng takes good care of herself, she can transform in the future. This is entirely possible.

It's just that as a strong and independent girl, paying too much attention to her appearance is obviously disrespectful, so under normal circumstances, Liu Changan will not pay attention to Yan Qingcheng's appearance. Compared with other girls, what are the characteristics and disadvantages of Yan Qingcheng? What are the shortcomings?

"If your mother is really in poor health, you can come to me. I have a secret recipe handed down from our ancestors." Liu Changan said to Yan Qingcheng, what a filial child.

Yan Qingcheng nodded. If a boy of the same age said something about "ancestral secret recipes", Yan Qingcheng would probably not take it seriously, but Liu Changan was different.

The highest-level social elites that Yan Qingcheng has access to, such as Zhu Juntang and Qin Yanan, are all convinced by Liu Changan. If he doesn't take Liu Changan seriously, he would be really stupid.

There is nothing wrong in classifying Zhu Juntang as a social elite. Zhu Juntang often lacks common sense in his performance, but... whether he is a social elite or not is not based on the common sense test.

Just like many ugly country politicians, they not only lack common sense, but are even anti-intellectual, which does not prevent them from being the elite of the ugly country.

Many idiots in China, especially public intellectuals, have great influence and have many fans.

After long-term contact, Yan Qingcheng felt that no matter how little common sense Zhu Juntang lacked, she was cute and beautiful. She said stupid things and did stupid things, which made people think she was cute. As for the public knowledge, their appearance matched theirs. Your words and deeds will only make people feel disgusting or even scary (Famous Octagon Picture.jpg)

"Is your ancestral secret recipe made public after more than a month of ideological struggle and finally against the ancestor's decision?" Yan Qingcheng was in a good mood and joked with Liu Changan.

"What?" Liu Changan is an ordinary college youth, but he doesn't deliberately chase the latest memes. He doesn't understand the reason for the smile that blooms on Yan Qingcheng's face.

"Nothing. I saw an advertisement for a miracle doctor before. He made many advertisements for different health products. He decided to publish them after violating his ancestors. People were curious about how many ancestors he had." Yan Qingcheng explained with a smile. .

Liu Changan understood and nodded, "Oh, I know, I know that person... but my ancestral secret recipe cannot be disclosed."

"I also hope that my mother won't have to use your ancestral secret recipe." Yan Qingcheng is still relatively relaxed. Her mother's body is mostly malnourished, as well as physical discomfort caused by some mental and psychological stress. The most important thing is It's still conditioning, there shouldn't be any major problems.

After chatting for a while, Yan Qingcheng went to the classroom first, and Liu Changan entered the carriage with the local products in his hand.

After such a short while, Zhu Juntang actually fell asleep, and he pushed her awake without hesitation.

"What are you doing! I'm counting sheep!" Zhu Juntang stood up angrily, grabbed Liu Changan's shoulders and pushed him.

Thinking about how filial and considerate Yan Qingcheng was, Liu Changan became even more angry. He grabbed her shoulders with his backhand and pushed her again. Finally, he pressed her with one hand and squeezed her into the corner of the seat, shouting.

"You're such a bad old man, you woke someone up and tortured them like this!" Zhu Juntang was very aggrieved. If most people were provoked to anger, they would take the initiative at this time and could use their momentum to hit him. But Liu Changan didn't care at all and still He bullied Zhu Juntang wantonly.

Liu Changan was still holding souvenirs in his hand, so it was inconvenient for him to continue torturing her, so he said angrily: "You not only have to learn lessons from Yan Qingcheng, but you also have to learn from her filial piety, independence and perseverance in fighting spirit."

Zhu Juntang's dark and clear pupils rolled back and forth in his eye sockets, and after a while he said cautiously: "Are you really hooking up with my mother, so you are trying to build a feeling of fatherly love and daughterly filial piety first, and then Let me adapt to the family environment in advance? Otherwise, when you talk, why do you always sound like you are preparing to be my stepfather? "

It would be great if her astute mind could be used for business. Liu Changan took a long breath and said, "It's not like you don't know your mother's behavior. If I'm with her, I have to be on guard against her 24 hours a day." Slice me up.”

"That's not the case." Zhu Juntang laughed loudly. She just found it funny to hear Liu Changan's exaggeration. She really didn't think her mother would do this, because her mother was very good at mathematics and could count sheep. Of course she knew how to count sheep. How dare you really try to slice Liu Changan into slices... If you can do it, you should have done it earlier.

Liu Changan ignored her and found a video online to cache.

After a while, the two people entered the classroom together. After the running-in and observation last semester, in the eyes of most students, Zhu Juntang and Liu Changan had a wonderful sense of harmony, which made people believe that the intimate relationship between men and women may not necessarily be harmonious. It's all ambiguous.

Liu Changan and Zhu Juntang were sitting in the back row. Qin Zhiqiang hesitated for a moment, but came over and sat next to Liu Changan.

He still thinks Zhu Juntang is a beautiful girl who broke through the dimensional wall, but he no longer has the cowardly mentality at the beginning. At first, he didn't even dare to approach Zhu Juntang.

"Chang'an... Recently, Tong Xi always says that I am too kind and considerate of others, but I always feel that this is not a real compliment." Qin Zhiqiang could only consult Liu Changan.

At first glance, Liu Changan is the holy beast of flowers. He has smelled the fragrance of the flowers, tasted the honey from the stamens, licked the morning dew on the petals, and may have even destroyed the flower branches and plowed the flower roots. What is unclear?

The other two roommates, Sun Shutong and Wei Xuanyi, probably don't know as much about girls as Qin Zhiqiang.

"Of course this is not a compliment. Girls are jerks. They like to be dominated, manipulated and dominated. Even if the decision you make without permission is wrong, they don't like you to consult them too much. Zhu Juntang rushed to say.

"You know again?" Liu Changan glanced at Zhu Juntang and said to Qin Zhiqiang, "What she said is right, almost like this... Tong Xi will say these things to you, which means that at least she is what Zhu Juntang said. This situation."

"What I said is correct! Then you still look at me!" Zhu Juntang said angrily. She was not wearing her 咩咩 doll costume now, otherwise she would definitely shock him.

Qin Zhiqiang nodded with some understanding. Recently, there were some things that he wanted to know about Tong Xi's real thoughts and wanted to consider them more comprehensively. When he asked her more questions, she was really a little impatient.

"Girls are often like sheep..." Liu Changan continued.

"Baa! Baa baa!" Zhu Juntang shouted loudly.

Liu Changan interrupted his conversation, took out his mobile phone, and showed Zhu Juntang the video he had just downloaded online.

After reading it, her eyes were filled with tears, her cheeks were bulging, she stood up angrily, punched and kicked Liu Changan, then pulled up her small cushion, and walked to the front row to sit with Yan Qingcheng. went.

"Xiaotang, what's wrong with you? Did Liu Chang'an bully you again?" Yan Qingcheng comforted in a gentle voice. It was not entirely because Zhu Juntang was his sponsor. Yan Qingcheng always refused to teach Zhu Juntang. I consciously assumed the mentality of the kindergarten aunt and coaxed her to get used to it.

"Liu Changan is a devil. He... he... found a video of shaving a little sheep with electric clippers and showed it to me. The little sheep... the little sheep seemed to have its skin peeled off. I... I felt very connected. It feels like he has pulled out a layer of skin all over his body!" Zhu Juntang said angrily, he had never seen a more hateful guy than this bad old man.

When she was in the car, she saw him downloading something, and she didn't pay attention at the time. She never thought that he would suddenly release her and torture her.

Counting sheep before going to bed tonight will bring up these horrific images. Will I be able to bleat carefree in the future? I feel like I have a psychological shadow, and when I scream, I have a fear that I will be skinned by him.

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There is an Easter egg chapter below demonstrating shaving wool, as well as follow-up questions about immortality.