I'm really immortal

When Zhu Juntang and Liu Changan entered the comic exhibition venue again to look for An Nuan and Bai Hui, An Nuan and Bai Hui had already ended their conversation with guns and sticks for a while.

The two of them were holding hands, laughing and watching a group of people in black practicing dance.

"The leader of this big man is called Gao Shou. The guard is the head of this group of people. Hi... Gao Shou." Bai Hui waved to Gao Shou from a distance.

"Miss Bai, please guide me." Gao Shou shouted and bowed to Bai Hui.

"You guys should practice first." Bai Hui said with a smile.

"Yes, I will definitely not embarrass you." Gao Shou turned around and greeted the group of men in black.

"Miss Bai, please rest assured." The people in black shouted in unison.

Looking at their temperament and momentum, An Nuan remembered the time she went to the hospital and met Zhu Juntang and the two bodyguards who followed Zhu Juntang.

"It's really grand." An Nuan said with a smile. Objectively speaking, in the ACG cultural circle, those who can mix up to Bai Hui's level should already be the best.

"It was all arranged by Xiaotang. Although she usually likes to fool around, she is actually a kind-hearted person and very enthusiastic. She arranged this group of bodyguards to dance with me just to attract more attention... In fact, this group of people The combined salary is said to be more than that of Madonna’s sky-high-priced dancer troupe." Bai Hui said with some thanks and some helplessness.

"Then this is better." An Nuan thought of the video of Madonna's performance she had seen. The style of that dance group was a bit coquettish and I couldn't appreciate it.

Watching a serious and calm masculine man dance like a fool is more interesting than watching a high-level dance performance by a group of people who can't tell the difference between men and women...an ordinary person's perspective full of traditional prejudice and narrow aesthetics.

While the two were chatting, someone came to take a photo with Bai Hui and An Nuan. An Nuan was a little surprised. She didn't expect someone to take a photo with her. After all, she was just here to watch the exhibition.

Bai Hui explained to An Nuan that at the comic exhibition, everyone did not just find the guests to take photos with the COSER. When they saw the beautiful young ladies, many people also wanted to take photos. In such an occasion, everyone was much more active and enthusiastic, unlike in On the street outside, if you see a beautiful girl, you will only look at it a few times, and you will rarely ask for a group photo or take some photos of the other person.

An Nuan happily took photos with everyone. She found that just like taking photos with her friends and classmates, the girls who came to take photos with her all liked to stand on tiptoes.

There was a tall, thin boy wearing a WE team uniform. After taking photos with An Nuan and Bai Hui separately, he wanted to take a photo of An Nuan and Bai Hui.

The corner of An Nuan's mouth curled up slightly. Bai Hui's outfit was particularly fierce today. Even though she had prepared herself, she was still at a disadvantage in comparison.

Bai Hui put her hands behind her back, leaned forward slightly, and stood on tiptoe. She glanced sideways at An Nuan and found that An Nuan was looking at her with a smile on her lips.

So Bai Hui also smiled, and the two of them nodded in agreement.

The boy came closer. Generally, the focal length of a mobile phone is equivalent to the standard 28MM of a full-frame camera, which is relatively wide. As long as the angle is good, it can often produce the effect of elongating the body.

Bai Hui and An Nuan stood side by side. Bai Hui habitually stretched one leg forward with the instep straight, so that the length of the instep could be used to visually extend the entire leg. Most people look at photos and look at women. The child's legs are long, visually from the toes to the thighs. No one would cut off the instep to judge how long her legs are.

At this time, An Nuan's eyes swept over Bai Hui's outstretched leg. When Bai Hui noticed her gaze, he looked away as if nothing had happened. There was no movement after the legs were brought together.

Bai Hui pursed her lips. The look in An Nuan's eyes just now must have meant: Boy, even if you pin your legs to the Xiangjiang River, will your legs look longer than mine?

Bai Hui hurriedly thought about it and planned to take two steps forward and use the near-large and far-small photo effect to make herself appear taller. At this time, the boy had already finished taking the photo and said thank you to An Nuan and Bai Hui. Turned around and left.

Bai Hui raised his hand, but it was impossible to ask someone to take another photo. He couldn't help but grit his teeth. If this photo was posted on Weibo or posted on a post bar, others would definitely comment: Look, all of Bai Hui's videos are there. It was a leg-stretching exercise, and she was as short as a child when the photos were taken on site!

It's so unfair. Looking at the entire venue, there are several girls standing with An Nuan, aren't they like children?

Bai Hui thought for a while, and once again came to her senses. It seemed that she could only take a preemptive strike. She took a few more photos of An Nuan and sent them to Weibo. At the same time, she marked An Nuan as a volleyball player and a beautiful volleyball girl, so that others would know that Bai Hui and An Nuan were Why do Nuan look so short when they stand together?

Hey, the effect is actually not big, but it is better than nothing.

"Let's take some more group photos." Bai Hui turned around and looked at An Nuan with a smile.

"Okay." An Nuan smiled lightly.

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When Zhu Juntang took Liu Changan to find Bai Hui and An Nuan, he saw Bai Hui and An Nuan taking pictures and playing in a friendly manner.

Zhu Juntang and Liu Changan looked at each other and saw the confusion in each other's eyes.

"This is a superficial phenomenon. Maybe every movement of their eyebrows, eyes, and mouths contains the light and shadow of swords." Zhu Juntang analyzed with certainty, "Their bodies look intact, but their hearts have gone through a great battle, and their blood is flowing. It became a river, filled with blood...and many sticks floated."

"Blood flows in the pestle. The pestle here refers to the stick used to beat clothes." Liu Changan pinched Zhu Juntang's face and said, "You have no knowledge and no skills."

"I just forgot how to pronounce that word!" Zhu Juntang touched his cheek and wondered, "But why does the word pestle refer to the many Koreans who beat their clothes? I thought it was a stick."

Liu Changan took a deep breath, and regardless of whether she really thought so or was deliberately angry with him, he walked over to An Nuan and Bai Hui's place.

Zhu Juntang quickly followed and asked: "Why are they the Koreans who beat their clothes? What did the Koreans do to make them float in blood? If this idiom refers to ancient wars, doesn't it mean that there were Koreans in ancient China? A share of others? No, the Koreans here are not the Koreans in "Looking for Qin"... Then the Koreans in "Looking for Qin" are also Chinese. How can we call them Bangzi? We generally refer to South Korea as Bangzi People..."

Liu Changan turned around and spat on Zhu Juntang's mouth, forming a film to seal her mouth.

Zhu Juntang was so angry that he was about to burst into tears, this bad old man!

What I regret even more is why I created the alpaca skill. If I hadn't used the alpaca skill first, this bad old man wouldn't have spit on me again and again.

Mad!

Zhu Juntang was so angry that he stopped looking for Bai Hui. He ran out of the venue angrily and stopped playing with them. Unless Liu Changan had something interesting to do, he would... think about it again.

"Hi, you're here." Bai Hui saw Liu Changan coming over through the camera lens of her mobile phone, put down her mobile phone, and smiled at him.

Her smile was very flat, and the sparkling brightness in her eyes disappeared without a trace. She watched An Nuan hold Liu Changan's arm and chirp in his ear.

A little bit envious, maybe.

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After watching Bai Hui's guest performance, twenty people in black danced with Bai Hui, which was more shocking than Bai Hui's dance itself. Not to mention whether they danced well or not, they danced, taking off their suits and shirts. The buttons were opened, revealing muscles full of explosive power, causing the whole audience to scream.

Zhu Juntang's arrangement is a bit overwhelming, but it can still add a lot of traffic and popularity to Baifen.

There are also many sour voices, who will accuse these men in black of selling meat... and even accuse Bai Hui of insulting dance for the sake of popularity and traffic. These men in black are just dancing blindly and can't keep up with the time. It will even disrupt Bai Fen's own rhythm.

There were so many voices against Bai Hui that it was impossible for her to explain them all, not to mention that this was Zhu Juntang's arrangement. Bai Hui could not say anything to Zhu Juntang just for the sake of the voice on the Internet. With a best friend of Zhu Juntang's level, it was impossible for her to bring her The benefits given to white fennel are very real.

At noon, Zhu Juntang called Bai Hui to have lunch together. The kitchen car brought lunch. Zhu Juntang and Bai Hui took a lunch break in the nanny car. Zhu Juntang originally wanted to call Liu Changan, but Liu Changan had not yet used fun things to appease Zhu Juntang. Out of anger, Zhu Juntang stopped playing with him for the time being.

Liu Changan and An Nuan went to find Liu Yuewang and Professor Ling. Although Liu Yuewang had already chosen a car, he still walked around with interest for a long time, and then Professor Ling was a little tempted.

Professor Ling’s family is a couple with a good income. Professor Ling’s husband, Professor Han, drives a new SUV that has not been bought for a long time. Professor Ling drives an old Mercedes-Benz that her husband has retired. Some of them are old enough to change cars. when.

Liu Yuewang proposed that the two of them buy the same car model. This proposal especially made Professor Ling impulsively agree... She told Professor Han, but she didn't mean to discuss or ask for money.

Equality between most couples comes not only from concepts, but also from economic equality. Professor Ling does not need to ask Professor Han for money. Buying a car is just a matter of informing each other as a couple.

"Aunt Ling, when my mother first wanted to buy that car, didn't you work with me to persuade her for a long time? You counted eight reasons not to buy it. Why did you rebel when I went out for a spin and came back? "An Nuan looked at Professor Ling in disbelief.

"I can't stand what your mother said." Professor Ling was a little embarrassed and pushed Liu Yuewang out as an excuse.

"Women live for impulsive consumption. Women who cannot impulsively consume are unhappy." Liu Yuewang randomly found a sentence he saw on a public account recently.

An Nuan didn't have much to say. It was okay to spend impulsively. Don't be impulsive about other things. Whatever happened was fine.

"By the way, there was a CEO of an Internet electric car company who personally invited us to test drive their car. We felt pretty good. As we chatted, that person wanted to invite Lao Liu to be a consultant for their company, saying that they were planning to Integrating traditional culture into brand culture and building a cultured car brand will make people no longer think of the smell of gasoline when talking about cars, but the smell of books." Professor Ling changed the subject, choosing which car to choose is just a trivial matter. This kind of thing is what everyone thinks. More concerned.

Liu Changan couldn't help but laugh. As expected of someone who works in this industry, he can really fool people... Of course, there are indeed people in this industry who are really building cars and doing practical things.

Liu Yue caught Liu Changan's smile from the corner of her eye and rolled her eyes at him.

"Mom, is this the drunkard's intention and not in the bar?" An Nuan has long been used to it. Professor Liu is really very lethal to those rich people who are middle-aged and have successful careers.

When many people have social status, wealth and power, they often hope to have a wife like Professor Liu, only then can they feel that life is a complete state.

When rich people find wives like beautiful celebrities, their friends think that they just like to play and want to have fun. Only those who find a wife like Professor Liu will be envied.

"He took a fancy to my talent, didn't he? He had to think about it." Liu Yuewang waved his hand, "He just talked casually and didn't even ask for our contact information. Do you think he is your mother or just a flower? Everyone loves you.”

After chatting for a while, we went home after dinner.

Liu Yuewang felt that he didn't have much time to drive this Volvo anymore, so he drove around in a commemorative way, first taking Liu Changan home, and then driving home... Liu Changan originally planned to take the subway back home, which would be faster, but An Nuan and the others took another route to Hexi to avoid running into traffic jams.

After Liu Changan got out of the car, he looked up at the sky.

People nowadays always lower their heads and can only see the small area on the screen of their mobile phones.

Although the small area on the mobile phone screen gives people the feeling that they can have a glimpse of the vast world, but if you ignore everything around you, what is the use of having a glimpse of the vast world?

At this time, Liu Changan's cell phone rang several times. It was a message from Bai Hui. Liu Changan glanced at it. Bai Hui's message was: Why are you so skilled?

Um? Liu Changan didn't understand and replied: What do you mean?

Bai Hui quickly replied: This is Bai Jia’s joke... I mean, you spit. Xiaotang said that in the end you spat at her again and sealed her mouth... but she didn’t spit into her mouth. , and didn’t get your privileged saliva.

Liu Changan then called Bai Hui: "Do you still know about Bai Xue?"

"I...of course I know." Bai Hui was a little surprised that he would call, and it was because of "Baixue".

"Bai Xue originated from "White and Black Theory", which was a debate between Mr. Bai Xue and the Taoist priests of Hei Xue. (White) advocated the teachings of Chinese saints, and (Hei) advocated the way of the netherworld, the Buddhist way of teaching in the afterlife. At that time, since the Han Dynasty The influence of Buddhism has been deeply rooted, and it will inevitably conflict with the local beliefs. By the Six Dynasties, it was basically a life-and-death struggle. Some of Mr. Bai Xue even said that I went to Tianzhu to defend the country. Because the king's wife Jingmiao slept during the day, he took advantage of the sun's essence and entered his mouth. , the descendant was born as Sakyamuni, and Buddhism and Taoism could flourish... Haha, one of the black Taoist priests based his argument on the fact that Mr. Bai Xue said that Lao Tzu's son was Sakyamuni: The land of Tianzhu is China, and Buddhism is also native. Culture, Buddhism is Tao, so why do you oppose Buddhism?" Liu Changan said with interest: "Isn't it interesting? Let's discuss Bai Xue together when we have time."

Bai Hui originally wanted to tell him that the Bai Xue she was talking about was the Bai Xue in the ACG cultural circle, which was derived from the anime and the game "White Album" of the same name.

"Okay, let's talk some more. I have something else to do, so I'll hang up first." Bai Hui quickly hung up the phone to avoid exposing her secrets. It was better to wait for herself to look for information first to see what the "Bai Xue" Liu Changan was talking about was. .

He was definitely not interested in talking to her about Bai Xue, which she understood, but Bai Hui wanted to talk to him about Bai Xue, which she didn't understand at all.

Although Liu Changan was a little surprised, he didn't think much about it. Bai Hui didn't seem to be interested in the debate between Buddhism and Taoism, but sometimes many people would understand things and things that seemed inconsistent with him. Just like Liu Changan saw It seems like the years are peaceful, but you might turn others into meat paste in the next moment.

She knows people but not their hearts, and people's hearts are unpredictable... Bai Hui is also the kind of person whose hearts are unpredictable. It's difficult to hear her heartbeat during auscultation.

Liu Changan returned to the community and saw Shangguan Dandan playing cards in Aunt Xie's canteen. He was touching her thermos bottle with concentration, but out of the corner of his eye, he locked the cards in Granny Tan's hand next to him.

It seemed that he wanted the card in Granny Hu Tan's hand. Liu Changan did not go to watch, but Zhou Dongdong, who was looking around in the canteen and waiting for Shangguan Dandan to buy the Planet Cup after winning the money, saw Liu Changan and rushed out. Follow Liu Changan.

"School starts tomorrow. Have you finished your winter vacation homework?" Liu Changan asked.

Zhou Dongdong thought nervously, "It seems like it's done."

"Seems like? If you find that you haven't finished it before you go to school tomorrow morning, remember to tell me." Liu Changan said with concern.

"Will you finish it for me?" Zhou Dongdong looked at Liu Changan expectantly.

"No, I'm here to watch your mother beat you until you cry." Liu Changan gently touched Zhou Dongdong's head.

Zhou Dongdong thought nervously again, and it seemed that he was indeed done. If he found that he was not done, he would not be able to find out until tomorrow morning. Don't worry about it now.

Liu Changan first lay down under the plane tree and listened to Zhou Dongdong talk about what she had done today.

After a while, Zhou Dongdong stood up, took out a small screwdriver from his pocket, drew a crooked line on the ground, then stood behind the line, shaking his hands and looking at Liu Changan.

Liu Changan also looked at her.

"Brother Chang'an, I can jump very far. Believe it or not, I can jump next to that brick." Zhou Dongdong eagerly bent his legs and prepared to jump.

"I believe it." Liu Changan nodded.

Zhou Dongdong was stunned for a moment with his mouth open, and his hands stopped dangling.

Liu Changan took a picture of the sky with his mobile phone, then patted the sycamore leaves above his head, and then patted the suffocated child.

Zhou Dongdong thought for a while, then stood behind the line shaking his hands, jumped a small step forward, and said to Liu Changan with wide eyes: "Brother Changan, I only jumped so far!"

"Then you're not great at all."

"I'll jump again. Believe it or not, I can jump next to that brick this time." Zhou Dongdong looked at Liu Changan expectantly.

"I believe it." Liu Changan nodded.

Zhou Dongdong stamped his feet, opened his mouth and raised his head to the sky and let out an "ouch". Brother Chang'an is not like other adults at all! Other adults all said "I don't believe it" at this time, and then Zhou Dongdong could jump far and wide, proving that he was very powerful!

At this time, Shangguan Dandan had finished playing cards and had calculated his money. He came back and saw Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong under the sycamore tree. "Dongdong, why are you leaving? I bought the Planet Cup and Watermelon Bubble Gum. Let's share it now." You."

After Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan shared the snacks, Zhou Dongdong stood behind the line she drew and said to Shangguan Dandan: "Sister Dandan, I can jump very far. Believe it or not, I can jump to that Next to the bricks.”

Shangguan Dandan was standing next to Zhou Dongdong, grabbing the edge of his sleeves with both hands and preparing to jump forward with all his strength, showing that he could jump further.

With his butt sticking out, Shangguan Dandan suddenly became wary. Could Liu Changan be watching him from behind? She quickly turned around, and Liu Changan was indeed waiting to see her long jump.

So Shangguan Dandan was not prepared to jump very far, and said to Zhou Dongdong: "I believe it, but I don't have much strength, I can't jump that far."

After saying that, Shangguan Dandan casually jumped forward and patted his chest in fear. Fortunately, Liu Changan didn't catch any evidence. He was still a weak and powerless Queen Mother. He couldn't catch her and fuck her. live.

Zhou Dongdong went to eat the Planet Cup glumly.

Seeing Zhou Dongdong finish the Planet Cup, Liu Changan came to the conclusion after thinking carefully: "Zhou Dongdong, I think you didn't eat just now, so you only jumped so far. You can jump again, if you can Jumping that far means you have eaten enough, and you can’t have any more brazier barbecue tonight. If you can’t jump that far, I will take you to have brazier barbecue tonight.”

Zhou Dongdong stood still.

Jumping so far means that you are a very good kid, but there is no barbecue to eat at night. Not jumping so far means that you are not very good at all, but you can have barbecue to eat.

After a while, Zhou Dongdong stood behind the line and jumped forward slightly... Maybe this is the difficulty of having a child. There is no best of both worlds, so Zhou Dongdong made a choice.

Proving that you are great is not as important as eating barbecue after all.

Liu Changan smiled, went to find an iron bucket, and cut a few ventilation holes in the bottom of the bucket.

Brazier barbecue and tandoor barbecue are somewhat similar... Barbecue, it always changes from the same basic principle, which is to grill over fire. Different grilling methods are more about fun and eating methods, and have no decisive impression on the taste.

"This iron bucket can be used to hold things! It's a waste." Shangguan Dandan said after watching him finish cutting. It not only showed that she was a queen mother who knew how to save and live, but she was not really obedient and refused to do the brazier barbecue. It's a tool... Of course, there are very few times when he is really obedient, but he still needs to be on guard.

Liu Changan glanced at her but said nothing.

Zhou Dongdong collected the iron sheets that Liu Changan had cut and saved some to exchange for money. Although Zhou Dongdong never saved enough scraps, every time he met the old man who collected scraps, he took them away directly. Then he said that he would remember it for Zhou Dongdong, and when he had saved up enough money, he would give it to Zhou Dongdong.

Zhou Dongdong always looks forward to it every time she sees the old man coming to collect scraps, even though she usually doesn't remember this.

Zhou Dongdong, Shangguan Dandan, and Liu Changan are so interesting. I like them so much.