I'm really immortal

After Liu Changan gave Zhu Juntang a small lesson, he felt slightly refreshed.

There is a long way to go on how to train her. This is an event that requires long-term planning and execution. Liu Changan has a lot of patience.

Zhu Juntang is still just a little lamb, so it is understandable that she is extra naughty and mischievous. Liu Changan does not intend to care too much, but he must give her some lessons, lest she one day make Liu Changan unable to help but peel off her skin. , made into various mutton feasts.

Do you want to give a little hint that although he is not her "father" in the usual sense, her birth still has something to do with him?

Liu Changan was a little hesitant. He was looking forward to the emergence of a new type of interpersonal relationship, but if he thought about it carefully, he was afraid that the harm would outweigh the benefits. Zhu Juntang became arrogant because of this, and consciously hugged his thighs tighter. From then on, he was brave on the road to death. Singing high, no one can stop you, it is possible to reach Juechen all the way.

Suppressing this thought for the time being, Liu Changan took out his phone and saw a picture message from Zhu Juntang. It was a girl's skirt that had been lifted up, revealing the joint between the waist and legs wrapped in stockings.

There was also a piece of paper attached to it, with a few crooked words written on it: "For Liu Changan's exclusive use."

Judging from the situation in the photo, it seems that the girl was concentrating on something, but Zhu Juntang found an opportunity to play a prank.

The reason why we can tell that this is a girl and not some kind of creature like a cross-dressing man is because the shape of the buttocks of men and women is very different. The female shape is plumper, with more fat, and the angle between the posterior and superior iliac crests. The angle between the two posterior superior iliac crests is only 60 degrees.

Therefore, heart-shaped butts are more common among women. The representative figure is Li Hongfang. However, it is very rare for men. The representative figures are famous butts such as Captain America.

Even if Captain America's famous butt is just fuller in appearance, the angle between the posterior and superior iliac crests is still unlikely to change much.

Ilium is pronounced QIA, and the right half of crest is pronounced JI. The crest in the bone noun refers to the elongated sharp edge on the surface of the bone.

This girl was probably Bai Fen, and Liu Changan made a judgment at a casual glance.

The emotion itself did not intimidate Zhu Juntang just now. In the blink of an eye, it was forgotten and he did whatever he wanted without having any emotions such as "awe" towards Liu Changan.

Otherwise she wouldn't do such a thing.

Liu Changan put Zhu Juntang on the blacklist and walked outside the comic exhibition venue.

This is not the first time that Liu Changan has blacklisted Zhu Juntang. The first time she contacted Liu Changan, her mobile phone number was blacklisted by Liu Changan, and it has not been released yet... But for Zhu Juntang, blacklisting her mobile phone number is meaningless. , on the contrary, restricting her harassment on other online social tools can make her helpless.

As soon as he walked out of the venue, he saw An Nuan scanning the code to buy tickets next to Bai Hui's poster. Liu Changan was going to miss her due to sudden blindness.

"Here!" An Nuan shouted towards Liu Changan. In addition to his own little bitch radar, An Nuan's boyfriend's search radar was also very sensitive. He immediately spotted him and waved him over.

Liu Changan came to her side, "I just came out. If you go in again, you have to buy a new ticket. I'd better accompany your mother to watch the car."

"No need, she is already planning to buy the cheapest Porsche." An Nuan flattened her mouth, "For a family like ours, buying such a car is a bit excessive, just like students who have to buy iPhones in installments. "

"Oh, just buy it. She spends her own money and is happy with it." Some people always like to express their opinions on other people's choices or private matters, but Liu Changan doesn't even have any ideas, let alone the desire to express his opinions.

"That's true. She has always wanted to buy your rice cooker, but she couldn't bear to buy it because she didn't get a suitable discount. She spent more than 600,000 yuan on a car without blinking an eye. Is this what a woman is?" An Nuan clicked her tongue.

"Fortunately, Professor Liu is not at the bottom among professors. The normal annual salary starts at 200,000 yuan, the year-end bonus is tens of thousands, lecture fees are hundreds of thousands, and there are various extra income, endorsements... such as Boss Gao's F4 scented tea. "Liu Chang didn't know Liu Yuewang's specific income, so he made a casual analysis and smiled, "It's just that she doesn't have any financial plan, and she spends money as she pleases, so she doesn't have much savings."

"Can she make so much money?" An Nuan was a little surprised. "Can she make so much? It feels so rich, but I don't think our family's financial situation is at this level... No matter what, I still hope She saves some money to be prepared for emergencies. So do you. Our family will also save money in the future."

"Our family. I like this word." Liu Changan put his arms around An Nuan's slender waist. It was a pity that the fabric of today's skirt did not have that gentle feeling when it touched her waist. , but still slim and light, with perfect visual effect.

An Nuan blushed a little, but didn't explain or hesitate to say anything. It was a matter of time. She was nineteen years old this year and could get the certificate when she was twenty next year. She started to think about marriage and family. Isn't it reasonable?

"Save some money to be prepared and feel more secure. This is based on the psychology of ordinary people facing various life pressures and survival pressures in today's society. If you don't have money, you will often worry about a serious illness. It can destroy people's lives..." Liu Changan did not continue, "By the way, I lent Zhou Shuling 200,000 yuan once."

"Have you paid it back?" An Nuan asked softly.

"Repaid." Liu Changan couldn't help laughing, "We opened a store together. When we lent her 200,000 yuan, we gave her a bank card. Later, the money we earned from opening the store was directly transferred to that card. inside."

An Nuan pursed her lips, her big eyes rolled under her eyelashes, and a shy smile gradually appeared on her face, "What do you mean?"

"Return the house book to me and give you the bank card. Or you can continue to hold the house book and the bank card will not be your share." Liu Changan smiled and said: "Choose one of the two."

"I...I want the house book." An Nuan still has more feelings for Liu Changan's house book, after all, he used it to kill Qin Yanan.

If the house book and bank cards were all under the management of Annuan, they would definitely kill Qin Yanan until he was bleeding like a river and fly into the sky.

What's more, holding the house book has a symbolic meaning. It doesn't mean that An Nuan holds it, and the house belongs to An Nuan, but the bank card is too real. The two are not married yet, so they can't just hold the boyfriend's bank card in it. in hand.

Of course I won't touch the money in Liu Changan's bank card, but others will think that it is inappropriate for you, a girl who is not married yet, to take care of your boyfriend's bank card, and the amount in it is not small. Can make irresponsible remarks.

But you can't give Qin Yanan such an excuse. If you show off your house capital, Qin Yanan will be pissed to death. If you show off Liu Changan's bank card, you will probably gain contempt.

Especially Qin Yanan is very rich. Maybe if she turns around and gives Liu Changan a bank card, she will appear to be several levels higher than An Nuan.

Will Liu Changan ask for Qin Yanan's bank card?

Yes, it's really possible to ask for it, because he doesn't take the bank card seriously. Qin Yanan handed it over, maybe he took it easily, or let Qin Yanan leave it, and turned around and didn't take it to heart.

But it was accepted anyway, and it became a fact.

Then Qin Yanan can use it to attack An Nuan: Your boyfriend has collected my bank card, and I have taken care of him. Do you want the bank card he collected to be given to you as well?

Thinking about the contempt and contempt in Qin Yanan's eyes at that time, An Nuan was about to die.

"What are you thinking about? It seems to be a very complicated psychological activity..." Liu Changan looked at An Nuan suspiciously, "You must have played several tricks with others in your mind and acted out a few plays, right?"

He's still her boyfriend... An Nuan quickly denied it loudly: "No, the house is mine, the bank card will be mine in the future, and you are mine too."

"Yeah." Liu Changan nodded.

"But I'm yours." An Nuan whispered into Liu Changan's ear.

Liu Changan turned his head and looked at her slightly shy, but more like the proud look of the little fox after catching the chicken, looking at him with vacant eyes.

"Stop going to the comic exhibition and acting with Bai Hui, come home with me." Liu Changan held An Nuan's hand and wanted to actually possess her.

"Hey, you must have been seduced by me." An Nuan said proudly, "You were the one who seduced me before, now it's my turn to seduce you."

"Don't run away after teasing, and rectify the law on the spot." Liu Changan demanded seriously.

"Come on, come on, if you catch me, I..." An Nuan chuckled, checked the tickets, and ran into the comic exhibition venue.

Liu Changan didn't want to enter the comic exhibition venue anymore. If he chased her, she wouldn't let him. He turned around and saw Bai Hui and Zhu Juntang walking over. Bai Hui had also changed her clothes.

So Liu Changan returned to the comic exhibition venue. After all, An Nuan and Bai Hui were basically evenly matched in acting, but Bai Hui had Zhu Juntang here who was afraid of chaos, and An Nuan might suffer.

He won't get involved in the intrigues between women. He just needs to be there to suppress Zhu Juntang. An Nuan and Bai Hui should just be "good friends" on a daily basis, and nothing will go too far.

Passing by Liu Changan, Zhu Juntang gave Liu Changan a roll of his eyes.

Bai Hui also gave Liu Changan a look, but she walked a little slower by him, lifted up her skirt, looked down at her shoes and slender calves wrapped in white stockings, and pressed her palms against the collar on her chest. , seemed to be a little uncomfortable with the weight of the skirt, twisted his waist, and then continued to walk forward.

Liu Changan reached out and grabbed Zhu Juntang's head.

"I'll go in first." Bai Hui said to Zhu Juntang in a low voice, still ignoring Liu Chang'an to show that the beautiful Bai Hui was as proud as a little princess today and was still angry with him and did not want to take the initiative to reconcile.

Zhu Juntang watched Bai Hui walk in, with his back to Liu Changan, and said expressionlessly: "Old man, can you be normal? Others call others to stop or hold them back, but you! You grab other people's heads. !”

"Did you know? In the past, when shepherds wanted a sheep to be quiet or stop running, they would grab the sheep's horns. You don't have horns, so I have to grab your head." Liu Changan also had no choice, she If he had two horns, could he scratch her head? It is more convenient and more controllable to hold onto the horns, just like a deer is held by its horns.

Zhu Juntang raised his hands, raised Liu Changan's palm, took himself out from under his palm, and then looked at Liu Changan with his hands on his hips, "Why did you block me!"

"You secretly photographed Bai Hui's skirt, does she know?"

"She knows. I said I sent it to Liu Changan, and she was a little worried. She didn't know how her butt compared with An Nuan's. She heard that An Nuan's butt was nicknamed Little Volleyball. She was thinking about giving it to her. What nickname should I give her butt, so I don’t care about it." Zhu Juntang frowned, "What nickname do you think we should give her butt?"

"Zhu Juntang, you are really not afraid that I will make you into nutritional ingredients to supplement Qin Yanan's gestational sac." Liu Changan remembered that when he said this, he succeeded in scaring her for at least a long time.

Zhu Juntang looked at Liu Changan calmly.

Liu Changan pointed to the west. Lushan Mountain couldn't be seen here, but everyone understood what he meant.

"There's something wrong with this woman Qin Yanan," Zhu Juntang said.

"Um?"

"Every time I go to see her, she has to put on radiation-proof clothing. I didn't notice it at first, but then I noticed that she only wears it when I'm at her house. She doesn't usually wear it." Zhujun Tang put his hands on his hips, what kind of best friends are these! After knowing Qin Yanan for so many years, Zhu Juntang felt that all the feelings he had accumulated were gone! Zhu Juntang has made up his mind that after Qin Yanan's child is born, Zhu Juntang will not be the godmother of that child.

Although he was furious when he saw her, Liu Changan still wanted to laugh a little.

"Her radiation protection suit is actually used to protect me. She thinks it can prevent the fairy energy I emit from infecting her children. She doesn't want her children to become fairies or bleats in the future. Fairies and bleats are obviously very good. Cute." Zhu Juntang said angrily, "So even if you make me a nutritional ingredient, she won't let her gestational sac absorb it, because she thinks that will affect her child and make her child less capable in the future. Smart. Stop threatening me with this matter, it’s useless!”

Liu Changan didn't know what to say for a moment. He felt that he had not thought it through well and Qin Yanan's worry was reasonable, but he also felt that it was a bit excessive. Zhu Juntang was not... Well, forget it.

"Hey, be good." Liu Changan raised his hand again and touched Zhu Juntang's head.

"Am I still not good? I have decided not to spit on you again." Zhu Juntang looked up at him and shouted, "Baa! Baa baa!"

"You don't spit on me because you can't spit on me." When Zhu Juntang bleated, she did look very well-behaved, but just like her bestie relationship with Qin Yanan, it was an illusion. Waiting for Zhu Juntang When she found a method that she thought could torment Liu Changan, her cleverness disappeared with the wind.

Zhu Juntang didn't speak or deny. He just raised his hand and grabbed his arm, took it off, held him in his arms and pulled him towards the comic exhibition venue. He had to rush there quickly, otherwise An Nuan and Bai Bai The fennel may be all torn apart, after all, the masters compete with each other and the point is over.

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(middle)

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Bai Hui and An Nuan had actually met at this time.

An Nuan had been texting and chatting with Bai Hui, and she found some reference objects around her and told Bai Hui. Bai Hui then knew her location and came to find her.

"Nuan Nuan!" Bai Hui saw An Nuan from a distance. After all, An Nuan always stood out from the crowd, like the weeds in the spring fields that absorbed more nutrients and grew faster than the surrounding seedlings.

An Nuan turned her head, also showing a happy expression, and walked over quickly. She just raised her hand, and Bai Hui also extended her hand tacitly. The two held each other's hands tightly and stared at each other with happy faces.

I really envy Bai Hui. She is so petite and cute, but has big breasts. She also has good balance and does not stumble when walking. Sometimes An Nuan is also worried about Bai Hui. What will happen if she falls and falls to the ground? Explode like a water bag? It would be better if something like this never happens.

Sometimes when girls look at girls, they simply admire each other’s beauty and cuteness, and sigh in their hearts, how come there are such good-looking girls?

An Nuan and Bai Hui admire each other so much.

"I saw your poster, it's so impressive." An Nuan talked about it again, teasingly, "The organizer is so understanding, the QR code is printed here."

An Nuan tapped Bai Hui's chest. Such direct teasing between girls showed that the two of them had a good relationship.

"I protested to the organizer, but it was useless. Maybe I only have breasts left." Bai Hui said, covering her chest and smiling sweetly, her eyes swept over An Nuan's chest.

How sensitive are girls to feeling other people's glances at their breasts? An Nuan straightened her waist naturally and brushed away a few strands of hair on her chest with her fingers.

"Breasts don't need to be big, just have a B." In fact, the average Asian woman has an A cup, and a B cup is enough. Just as Bai Hui wanted to comfort An Nuan, she suddenly realized that An Nuan had grown considerably.

Um? Bai Hui shrugged her shoulders slightly, a little surprised at this change. Could it be that An Nuan has grown again? It’s just that I’m not entirely sure now. After all, squeezing, padding, and some magical operations can often give people the feeling of being completely transformed.

"Yeah." An Nuan looked at Bai Hui's surprise. She was more than B. She smiled slightly. She didn't want to show off so much. She just reported the cup size. That was so vulgar. I hope Bai Hui can understand what a boyfriend is. Bring the big one with one hand.

Alas, it's a pity that Bai Hui may not have this kind of awareness, and even if he does, he may not say it to satisfy An Nuan.

"How much of Liu Changan's credit does this have?"

To An Nuan's surprise, Bai Hui showed a teasing and silent smile. This kind of smile An Nuan often saw on Han Zhizhi's face.

An Nuan was in a daze for a moment. Could it be that without realizing it, her relationship with Bai Hui had become so close that she could even face jokes involving Liu Changan calmly?

If I were the girl who had a crush on Liu Changan... it would be as uncomfortable, painful and anxious as a man coming home and finding his wife's ex-boyfriend's shoes at the door, right?

An Nuan suffered a myocardial infarction at the airport because she couldn't tell whether Liu Yuewang was talking about "laborer" or "husband".

"What are you talking about? What does this have to do with him? In fact, I just follow my mother, and my mother also developed late." Now that Bai Hui has understood, there is no need for An Nuan to emphasize this point again. It is very vulgar. .

"I recently read on the Internet that after the A4 waist, coins on the collarbone, ballpoint pen and other tests, the new test requirements say that girls must be able to hold a gun and carry a stick." Bai Hui lowered his voice and laughed shyly after saying it. , covering her mouth and still smiling like a trembling flower.

"I haven't done it." An Nuan quickly clarified seriously, and then slapped Bai Fen with a smile, "It's too dirty. I saw that when they showed off these standard tests in the past, they even posted pictures. I can't post this anymore, right? .”

"Don't underestimate..." Bai Hui was about to speak, picked up the phone and took a look, "Hey, where is my phone? Why am I holding Xiaotang's phone."

Seeing Bai Hui sliding Zhu Juntang's phone around, unable to unlock it, An Nuan took out her own phone and said, "Let me check it for you to see if it's lost and someone found it."

Bai Hui had no choice but to wait for Annuan to dial the number, while frowning and recalling, "I remembered to bring it with me... Hey, look at my memory, last time I wore a hairpin and looked for it for a long time, and finally found that it was not with me. On the bangs..."

At this time, both An Nuan and Bai Hui heard a shaking sound.

"Um?"

An Nuan looked at Bai Hui, who lowered his head.

"Ah... sometimes it's really easy to forget if you leave it here!" Bai Hui patted his head and looked like he had no choice. He reached into his collar and pulled out the phone, smiling sheepishly, "The main thing is Well, this phone is a bit small, I can’t feel it.”

Small phone? Isn’t yours the new Apple X released in November 2017? As expected of someone who uses X, he has nothing to say except awesome X.

If a mobile phone is small, what is big? Of course, An Nuan understood Bai Hui's deeper meaning and came to his senses. No wonder he took the initiative to say how much Liu Changan had contributed, and then brought the topic to the body standard of a man with a gun and a stick.

All to set up this scene!

An Nuan took a deep breath. She was careless today and came to the comic exhibition happily. She didn't make much preparation at first, but she didn't expect Bai Hui to adapt to the situation and dig a hole and bury An Nuan in her ditch.

Just now, I actually took the initiative to help her dial and find her mobile phone! Thinking of this, An Nuan felt depressed, but even if she didn't take the initiative, she would let An Nuan help dial the number.

But that would seem deliberate. Bai Hui knew exactly what An Nuan would do, so there was no need to be so deliberate.

Sure enough, the person who knows you best is not necessarily your enemy, but maybe... a good friend.

Qin Luming is a piece of trash. One chapter is 2,600 words, and one chapter of mine is 5,900 words, which is three times as long as his.