I'm really immortal

The stall owner gave Liu Changan a box and scraps of paper to put the duck eggs in. He drilled holes in the four corners and threaded ropes through them for him to carry. Then he broke some of the duck eggs Liu Changan picked out and put them in a vegetable bowl. However, the yolks were a little loose. Go back. There’s nothing wrong with making fried duck eggs with chili. Liu Changan paid the money, carried the duck eggs, and bought some quicklime from the grocery store in the vegetable market, soda ash was ready to go back.

Li Hongfang still followed him without saying a word.

Feeling some silence behind him, Liu Changan turned around and glanced at Li Hongfang halfway through.

Li Hongfang pointed to her tightly pursed lips, indicating that she had been following Liu Changan's "shut up" order, and if she was not allowed to speak, she would obediently say nothing.

"Tell me, what information did you make up?" Liu Changan nodded, he was really obedient. If only Zhu Juntang was as obedient as Li Hongfang, Zhu Juntang would definitely be arranged to study for eighteen hours every day.

Liu Changan suspected that if Zhu Juntang was really arranged to study eighteen hours a day, she would rather commit suicide, become a dead baa, and make various mutton products than accept it.

"I made it up... No, I found some information." Li Hongfang quickly walked closer to follow Liu Changan, "I went back last night to get the box to prepare the bones of the water monkey, and I saw a woman in white standing Next to the pile of bones.”

"Well, that means both the male and female protagonists appear in the action video you captured." I don't know if the woman is a water monkey... If there are two water monkeys, it doesn't matter how much essence is infused.

If both of them are super beings, there should be no essence infusion, right? Liu Changan is not very sure about this. Creatures such as water monkeys will hide their weapons under their skirts, which is enough to show that they are lustful. Two water monkeys, a male and a female, have sex together all night long. Maybe it is just to satisfy the physical pleasure. .

Liu Changan doesn't despise them, he also likes to have sex all night long, who doesn't?

The key depends on whether you have this ability, and Liu Changan is not targeting anyone.

"I hid far away and used the night vision system of the combat suit to track her. I saw her standing there for a long time, seeming to have very deep feelings for the pile of bones. She was like a woman who had lost her true love. Presumably at this moment, This situation will definitely remind her of a poem: The poor bones by the Wuding River are like people in a boudoir's dream." Li Hongfang said with some sympathy. After all, she was a woman, and it was easy for her to feel sad about these things.

"If you put it this way, it means that I have done many evil things, ruining other people's sleep and flying together, and making people separated forever?" Liu Changan said apologetically.

"No, that's not what I meant." Li Hongfang sneered, "This water monkey wants to kill people no matter what happens when they meet. He must have done many evil things. Brother Liu, you are doing harm to the people. This woman looks pitiful, but in fact she is heartless. Water The monkey's body was still cold, but she had no intention of collecting it for him. I saw her standing there for a while and then walking away with a dog."

"You didn't say she was holding a dog just now?" Liu Changan looked back at her suspiciously.

"I forgot to mention...she was holding the dog, and when she left, the dog howled, and the sound was exactly the same as in the recent Dragon Roar incident at Hunan University." Li Hongfang said seriously to express his feelings. The mystery of Xiangda's dragon roar has been solved, it's just a dog barking.

"Li Hongfang, I asked you not to associate the dragon roar of Xiangda University with the female water monkey in bed, so you just made up a dog? I didn't ask you to check this either?" Liu Changan raised his hand and put it on Li Hongfang's shoulder. "Let me tell you, it was actually the howling of the annoyance in my chest one day, so it was a real dragon's roar, not a water monkey or a dog."

Li Hongfang was surprised. Why didn't he expect it to be Brother Liu? Of course, only Brother Liu has such strength.

So Li Hongfang knelt down respectfully, with her upper body lowered, her waist lowered, her hands pressed forward on the ground, her butt raised high, the fabric of her skirt had no elasticity, her thighs were tight, and her forehead was pressed against the wet floor tiles. , admitted his mistake loudly: "Brother Liu, I was wrong."

Liu Changan felt like he had no idea for a moment. She was on the street, in full view of everyone, in front of the neighbors. She knelt down and apologized so profusely. How could Liu Changan still argue with her? Doesn’t that make him appear narrow-minded and too small-minded?

"Get up." Liu Changan glanced at the old man not far away with bright eyes, as if he had discovered something sinful. He didn't intend to stop it but wanted to gossip about the old man.

Li Hongfang stood up, wiped her hands and forehead, and then said, "Brother Liu, this woman stood for a while and then left. I hid in the darkness, like a breathless assassin, following her from a distance, making her feel completely Not aware of my presence, she seemed to have a keen sixth sense on the way. She occasionally stopped and looked back, but she still didn't spy on me."

Liu Changan looked at his duck eggs.

Duck eggs will hatch into fluffy little ducks, which is a leap in the level of life. Just like Li Hongfang now, she found that making up stories was risky, so she raised the level of her own stories. Instead of making up other people's stories, she started to make up her own stories. To add to the drama, she must have the final say as to what state she was in and what her thoughts were at that time, and she would not accidentally hurt the sect master.

"Assassins who don't breathe, that means they failed in the assassination and were killed in counter-attack." Liu Changan said casually. She added a scene for herself, so it would be easier to distinguish. Her descriptions of feeling good about herself should be ignored, and the rest It's probably useful information.

"I just thought, I didn't really go to assassinate her, so I wasn't killed." Li Hongfang explained for herself, and then said: "It was dark at that time, and there were only a few scattered street lights on the streets. There were pedestrians passing by in a hurry, and the neon lights of the self-service adult products store were flashing and making a sizzling sound of electricity. I pressed against the wall and moved slowly forward, and suddenly..."

Li Hongfang looked at Liu Changan.

"You are preparing to make your debut as a storyteller, do you still need me to help you praise you?" Liu Changan had no emotion at her "sudden" surprise, and of course he would not cooperate with her to ask "What happened?"

Li Hongfang smiled sheepishly, "She entered a women's club and never came out again."

Liu Changan summarized it. What she said was that after the woman left, she went to a women's club. As for the most important thing, she did not say the name of the women's club.

"Send me the address."

Li Hongfang searched the map and confirmed that the name and address of the women's club were correct, and then sent it to Liu Changan.

Liu Changan looked at it, and saw some familiar names. He checked the street view map and the pictures on the review website, and determined that this women's club was the one where Liu Changan accompanied An Nuan to get her hair done. After sitting there all afternoon, I realized how much a woman could toss around with her hair for hours, just to make the straight hair into a crooked one, or the crooked hair into a straight one.

"Don't act rashly." Liu Changan warned Li Hongfang. Her battle suit was very powerful, but the biggest factor in determining the outcome of a struggle throughout the ages has never been the tools and equipment, but the person who uses them.

She couldn't even use this combat suit skillfully and couldn't exert its full effect, so its practical value was greatly reduced.

"Go back and take a good look at the manual and any other learning systems. Studying this combat suit is your first priority."

"I understand." Feeling the care of the sect master, Li Hongfang gratefully accepted the order and left.

Liu Changan walked back and had been watching Liu Changan and Li Hongfang from a distance. Old Qian Qian ran over with his fists raised and looked at Liu Changan with interest. He tilted his head and trotted to follow Liu Changan's footsteps with bulging eyes.

"That Meituo has a good figure!" Old Qian sighed with emotion when Liu Changan didn't speak.

"Do you have any ideas?" Liu Changan looked at the old man Qian's body and bones, "I have an ancient prescription. If you take it, you will be strong and powerful. If it doesn't work, you don't need to pay. If you take it, you will pay if it works."

Old Man Qian was a little surprised. He immediately changed his attention and looked at Liu Changan suspiciously, "Don't try to trick me. You can't trick all the old guys in the community together."

"Forget it if you don't believe me, you missed the opportunity." Liu Changan said regretfully, "You should continue to take pictures of trees."

"I don't believe it, I don't believe it. I would rather break ten sycamore trees than believe your recipe." Old Man Qian came back to his senses, "Why did Mei Tuo kneel down to you just now? Is it because you are actually a big shot?" ?”

"Yes, the boss is Tian, ​​the second is Earth, and I am the third." Liu Changan nodded.

"Bah, bah, you are a childish child. You dare to say anything, and you are not afraid of losing your life!"

"Don't be afraid... I made preserved eggs today, and they are more delicious than yours."

"Haha... Zhou Dongdong said the beef chili sauce I made is more delicious than the chili sauce you made."

"She said that because she wanted to eat the beef in your hot sauce..."

Liu Changan and Old Man Qian walked slowly back to the community. Old Man Qian went home and took a can of beef chili sauce, which he exchanged for Liu Changan's. He didn't think that Liu Changan's chili sauce was better than his own, so the neighbor next door ate it in the same way.

Liu Changan went to Mrs. Liu's house and asked for some plant ash.

Plant ash is mainly formed by the ashes left by the burning of herbs and woody plants. Charcoal is not counted as plant ash. In the past, it was often accumulated in the large stoves of farmers and had to be dug out after a period of time to avoid clogging the stoves.

Rice straw, wheat straw, corn stalks, etc. accumulated in farm fields were often burned on the spot, and the resulting plant ash was the main material used by working people to maintain land fertility before the invention of chemical fertilizers.

A long time ago, Liu Changan experimented with mixing various types of feces, urine, and plant ash to water the ground, but later found that the effect was not good.

At that time, Liu Changan explained the reason using the theory of yin-yang experts. Later, he learned about acids and bases and then studied it more clearly. Plant ash is alkaline and will neutralize it when it encounters some acidic substances, and the fertility will disappear.

Old Mrs. Liu planted a piece of corn on the roof of the building. Elderly people like to save everything. The corn stalks are used for fires to save some gas, and the ashes left after burning are also useful.

The elderly are picky, which is also a tip of life that is not very applicable to modern life. It doesn't bother anyone if they live like this.

When the end of the world comes in the future, these life tips may be useful. Liu Changan feels that there will be no problem in living until the end of the world... to be precise, the end of mankind.

It's too early to think about this now. It's a bit too far to think of the end of mankind from plant ash. Liu Changan took plant ash, quicklime, soda ash, salt, and crushed tea leaves and mixed them together to make a bucket of mud.

Liu Changan had just been sitting downstairs, preparing to make preserved eggs, when he heard the sound of running on the stairs like a landslide. Zhou Dongdong ran down in a hurry, using Liu Changan's back as a buffer to stop and lay on his back. Watching Liu Changan playing with mud curiously.

"I want to play too!" Zhou Dongdong watched for a minute and found that brother Chang'an had no intention of inviting Zhou Dongdong to play in the mud, so he took the initiative to make the request.

"I'm making preserved eggs, not playing with mud." Liu Changan refused without hesitation.

"Is the preserved egg wrapped in mud?" Zhou Dongdong asked casually. She already knew how the preserved egg was made.

Liu Changan nodded, which was more or less what he meant.

"Then can you give me some mud?" Zhou Dongdong ran down the stairs and brought over the food bowl from Lu Si En's original kennel.

"I calculated the quantity. I need to use a hundred duck eggs, which is just right." Liu Changan still adheres to the old-school style of being diligent and frugal, and does not cause any waste when it is not necessary.

Zhou Dongdong thought for a while, then ran upstairs and took out his plastic shovel, and then started digging mud next to the puddle for feeding the loaches.

Liu Changan rolled the duck eggs in the alkali mud and kneaded them into balls, then placed them one by one in clay pots while watching Zhou Dongdong dig the mud.

After a while, Zhou Dongdong dug enough mud and filled the food bowl, showed off in front of Liu Changan, and then went upstairs again.

Liu Changan watched Zhou Dongdong go upstairs happily, and couldn't help showing a kind smile like an old father.

After finishing one hundred duck eggs, eighty were put in a large clay pot and twenty in a small clay pot. Liu Changan planned to give them to An Nuan and Professor Liu to try.

Preserved eggs are very suitable for families like An Nuan and Professor Liu who are not good at cooking. If you really don’t know what to cook, or are lazy, you can take out the preserved eggs and process them casually, and you can use them as one or two dishes for meals or Soups and dishes are all available.

After the packaging was completed, Liu Changan made a net bag with rope to carry the small clay pot. At this time, Zhou Shuling came back. She danced at night recently, so Zhou Shuling would come back early to cook so that she could dance after dinner.

Zhou Shuling's enthusiasm for dancing is still very high, much higher than Shangguan Dandan's.

"You made a preserved egg." Zhou Shuling's knowledge is far superior to that of Zhou Dongdong, and she would not think that Liu Changan was playing in the mud.

"Well, you can eat it in twenty or thirty days." Liu Changan followed Zhou Shuling upstairs.

Probably because of her recent dancing, Zhou Shuling's walking feels particularly rhythmic, especially her slender waist, which is as light as a girl's, yet has the charm of a mature woman.

"I think I look better when I walk now." Zhou Shuling lowered her voice and said to Liu Changan uncertainly.

Someone said this to her today, and Zhou Shuling had to confirm with him. If he was willing to praise her, it would be true.

"Well, I used to just do my work. How could I think about whether I look good when I walk? When you think about whether you look good when you walk, you usually look better than before." Liu Changan is not the kind of person who always uses blows. The little woman also needs to praise those who irony and ridicule those who think they are humorous, just like the stupid child also has bright spots that need to be encouraged.

Zhou Shuling felt happy, it turned out that she really looked better, so she had to be careful, lest others say that she was coquettish, or that she would be a bit hard to resist when people like All-Stars and Michael Michaels came to pursue her.

"Where's Dandan?" Zhou Shuling asked as she passed by the door of Liu Changan's house. There was no sound from the TV inside.

"Qin Yanan came here and then left. Dandan probably went to play cards. I didn't notice if she was at the canteen just now." Liu Changan did not enter his house and still followed Zhou Shuling upstairs.

"Where's Zhou Dongdong?" Zhou Shuling was a little surprised that she didn't see Zhou Dongdong downstairs just now.

"I don't know, how do I know?" Liu Changan shook his head.

When Zhou Shuling returned home, she saw Zhou Dongdong making "preserved eggs". She pounded a basin of mud and covered all the eggs at home.

"What are you doing?" Zhou Shuling stared. She felt something was wrong just downstairs. Liu Changan was making preserved eggs. Zhou Dongdong had never seen such a thing before, and he was not joining in the fun. It turned out that he was learning from the same style at home!

"Make preserved eggs!" Zhou Dongdong wiped his cheeks and felt horrified. The scary mother was back. Zhou Dongdong looked at his muddy hands, muddy clothes and floor, and quickly glanced at the door. He didn't know how to run away now. It's too late.

Zhou Shuling looked at the plate of eggs she had just bought. She was so angry that she just raised her hand when she suddenly realized and looked back. Liu Changan was indeed looking at her expectantly.

"You know that, right! You knew what she was going to do upstairs when you were downstairs, right?" Zhou Shuling was furious and decided not to hit Zhou Dongdong today, so she raised her hand and hit Liu Changan several times.

"I don't know, why are you like this? If you don't hit Zhou Dongdong, why don't you hit me?" Liu Changan refused.

"I'll hit you first, then her." Zhou Shuling pursed her lips and hit others. She had woken up and could not always be regarded as Liu Changan's thug. Many times, 50% of the stupid things Zhou Dongdong did were instigated by Liu Changan openly or covertly.

Zhou Dongdong was smiling with his mouth open as he watched his mother beating brother Chang'an. When he heard that he would still be beaten, he howled "Ouch" and ran towards the door.

Liu Changan didn't run away, he still looked at Zhou Shuling unconvinced. He didn't say anything to encourage Zhou Dongdong today. It was completely Zhou Dongdong who wanted to do something stupid. How could you blame him?

Zhou Dongdong ran away, and Zhou Shuling lowered her raised hand. She couldn't help but laugh when she looked at Liu Changan, and asked angrily, "Is this how all men raise children?"

"Hey, let's cook. Finish your meal early. I'll go watch you dance. I have something else to do tonight." Liu Changan said with a smile.

"Disgusting." Zhou Shuling rolled her eyes at him, raised the corners of her mouth slightly, and smiled again, her waist swaying gently and softly. She was not afraid that he would think she was coquettish, and she wanted to make him feel good-looking. I really feel like I have some feminine charm.