I'm really immortal

Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong chatted and reported to each other what they had seen today. Zhou Dongdong mainly talked about what he had eaten today, and said that when he grows up and can make money, he will take his grandfather with him like Qin Yanan took Shangguan Dandan. Liu Changan also went to buy a lot of delicious food for him to eat.

Now Zhou Dongdong is just a kid who earns at most one or two yuan each time and buys popsicles with his brother Chang An. He is not very rich yet, so he can only eat and drink here and there.

Liu Changan talked about what to eat for breakfast, and then focused on how Zhu Juntang didn't like studying and tried to resist, but was eventually dealt with by Liu Changan, as well as eating fish face for lunch, and the young lady who taught Zhou Dongdong how to dance. My brain is broken.

"Is fish-face meat the meat here?" Zhou Dongdong asked Liu Changan while pulling his cheek hard.

"Want to eat? Next time we go fishing."

"The teacher said you can't eat whales. Whales are human beings' good friends." Zhou Dongdong said quickly.

Liu Changan frowned and asked, "Which of your ears heard that I wanted to eat whale?"

Liu Changan had to suspect that Zhou Dongdong wanted to eat a whale, or thought it would be best if he could eat a fish as big as a whale.

Being Zhou Dongdong's good friend is a very dangerous thing, and it is even more dangerous if it is a small animal. Lu Si'en was protected from bad luck as a protector.

Shangguan Dandan gave up because she was too strong and Zhou Dongdong couldn't eat Shangguan Dandan... Liu Changan discovered this because Zhou Dongdong accidentally revealed that she wanted to fly to the sky to eat birds.

Shangguan Dandan is a little bird.

"I want to eat preserved eggs." Zhou Dongdong said while touching his belly.

Liu Changan nodded to express his approval of his analysis. Preserved eggs are made from bird eggs, which are unhatched birds.

Zhou Dongdong couldn't eat the bird in the sky, nor could he eat the Shangguan bird, so he had to eat preserved eggs. He was really a clever kid.

Liu Changan went to get the preserved eggs, and Zhou Dongdong poured a plate of soy sauce by himself, then peeled the preserved eggs and dipped them in the soy sauce and ate them slowly.

These preserved eggs were bought in the supermarket. Liu Changan decided to buy some duck eggs in the afternoon, and then mixed some preserved egg ash himself to make some preserved eggs.

For a period of time, finished preserved egg ash was often sold, but the preserved eggs contained lead, which was very unhealthy, and tasted a bit astringent, loose and mushy.

Preserved eggs are called deviled eggs in the West. Just like the traditional Western concept, if you don't accept it, you will demonize it.

Liu Changan likes to eat preserved eggs. Preserved eggs are great whether they are used to make preserved egg and lean meat porridge, sliced ​​for cold salad, or mixed with vegetables into soup, or grilled over charcoal fire.

When Shangguan Dandan and Qin Yanan came up, they saw one large and one small sitting at the electric heating table, concentrating on peeling preserved eggs, dipping them in soy sauce, and putting them in their mouths.

"It's not advisable to eat too much preserved eggs." Qin Yanan reminded him subconsciously, but then he remembered Liu Changan's words, "It's okay to eat arsenic for you," and felt that it was redundant.

When Liu Changan had something to do, he would feed Zhou Dongdong, as if he were raising a brave animal. I guess he had his own sense of responsibility and didn't need her to worry.

"It's not advisable to eat more. Does it mean you can't eat until you can't eat anymore?" Zhou Dongdong understood very smartly.

"Just don't eat too much, there's no other meaning." After more contact, Qin Yanan gradually got used to it. Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan both have one characteristic. Sometimes it's not that they don't understand, but that they are more willing to treat others The words are understood to mean that they like it.

As long as I understand it the way I like it, then everything you say is supporting me.

"Do you want to drink my champagne water?" Shangguan Dandan held her big thermos flask. Under Qin Yanan's persuasion, she only put two bottles in because Qin Yanan told her to fill the thermos flask with champagne at a time. She was temporarily It took me a while to drink it all, and gradually the taste of champagne inside became less good.

"That's wine, no one calls that champagne water." Liu Changan corrected Shangguan Dandan's statement. In the eyes of many young Bourggioni, champagne is a necessity for exquisite life and ritual, so they will taste it carefully. Add many other tags.

Liu Changan is a person who only looks at the essence of things, but wine is wine, and it is very different from water. The chemical composition is very different, so she must be corrected.

"I can call it whatever I want." Shangguan Dandan said nonchalantly. In the past, if he called it wrong, the whole world could follow him and call him wrong, just let the thing change its name... Now Shangguan Dandan is just a weakling. The Queen Mother has no power, but she can stand up for herself when not forcing others.

"up to you."

Zhou Dongdong only had one preserved egg left. He pinched the preserved egg into two parts and asked Shangguan Dandan and Qin Yanan if they wanted to eat it.

They all refused, and Zhou Dongdong had to eat it himself.

Seeing that no one wanted to drink his champagne, Shangguan Dandan poured a small glass and placed it next to Zhou Dongdong.

As long as food appeared around him, Zhou Dongdong would eat and drink it. Zhou Dongdong had just eaten a lot of preserved eggs dipped in soy sauce and was a little thirsty, so he picked it up and took a sip.

Zhou Dongdong's eyes, nose and mouth suddenly shrank together, then he trembled, his legs shook uncontrollably, his cheeks bulged, he looked at Shangguan Dandan blankly, he had done something wrong. , Did sister Dandan poison herself?

"It's very delicious champagne water." Shangguan Dandan patted his thermos flask, "It's the very delicious thing I told you about this morning."

Shangguan Dandan had already told Zhou Dongdong that someone would give him something delicious, so Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan had been looking forward to it all day.

Zhou Dongdong finally drank it, so he held his head high and swallowed the sip of champagne with all his strength, then stuck out his tongue and looked at the remaining champagne in the glass doubtfully.

After hesitating for a moment, Zhou Dongdong raised the cup again. Liu Changan grabbed it and took a sip, "If the first bite doesn't taste good or doesn't taste good, don't try it again. Remember the Houttuynia cordata and the bitter taste." Orange?"

Zhou Dongdong shook his head and did not remember it at all. Houttuynia cordata and bitter orange must be unpalatable things, otherwise he would definitely remember them.

Qin Yanan couldn't help but laugh, feeling a little proud of his expectation. With Zhou Dongdong and Zhu Juntang as examples, his children would definitely be extra witty in the future, and they would be doted on by Liu Changan.

Why not ten? After all, Qin Yanan is not the kind of vicious stepmother, so she can still accept Liu Changan's continued treatment of Zhou Dongdong and Zhu Juntang.

However, according to Liu Changan's previous judgment, when his child is born, Zhou Dongdong and Zhu Juntang will probably become middle-aged women, so they cannot compare with their own child.

He had to find a way to get her child out as soon as possible.

"Why are you laughing? You look like a little fox." Liu Changan watched Qin Yanan's lips turn up and her eyes turn around. The smile at the corners of her mouth was a bit charming, like a vixen who caused trouble... A woman with such a good figure, like this The smile is particularly charming, and it is also particularly reminiscent of the first-generation teacher like Vixen, who embodies countless male fantasies.

Liu Changan thought of a person who was particularly fond of the vixens in Qingqiu during the Mythical Age... The reason why he still has an impression of this person is mainly because his name has been circulated since the Mythological Age and has not been forgotten until now. .

"Do you think Yaya is like a vixen, and I am like Sun Wukong?" Shangguan Dandan took the opportunity to formally attack.

Liu Changan held Zhou Dongdong in front of him to block Shangguan Dandan from a sudden attack. He was a little wary and said, "Let's talk about it. Don't use your hair to tie him up. It's very perverted."

"If I had known this, why did I do it in the first place?" Qin Yanan gloated. She did not think that Liu Changan was really afraid of Shangguan Dandan, but that there was not much he could do to deal with Shangguan Dandan.

After all, Liu Changan can transform. Only after transforming can his real fighting power explode. However, he transformed just to fight Shangguan Dandan. It seemed that there was too much movement and it was not necessary.

"Sister Dandan, don't be angry, I'll help you bully her back." Zhou Dongdong waved his hand, broke free from Liu Changan's hands, and then took out a watercolor pen from the schoolbag left on the sofa.

"Okay!" Shangguan Dandan agreed aggressively.

So Zhou Dongdong drew a watch on Liu Changan's hand.

"You are not allowed to wipe it off as a punishment." Zhou Dongdong told Liu Chang'an a little angrily, "You will remember not to bully Sister Dandan in the future, right?"

"Remember." Liu Changan nodded to express his acceptance of Zhou Dongdong's punishment.

Shangguan Dantan's cheeks were bulging, he climbed onto the sofa, grabbed Liu Changan's hands from behind and hugged him, and then said to Qin Yanan, "Yaya, help me draw a Monkey King on his face."

Qin Yanan burst out laughing. Regardless of Liu Changan's winking, he took out his lipstick and applied it on his lips. Then he smacked Liu Changan's forehead, leaving a big lip mark.

"Don't rub mine either!" Qin Yanan warned with a pink-cheeked smile, a little embarrassed, but this was just a joke, and generally such a heavy kiss on the forehead should be nothing in everyone's eyes, Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan have done this too, right?

"You are all like this!" Shangguan Dandan found that Qin Yanan and Zhou Dongdong were of no use, so he went to the scene in anger and bit Liu Changan's neck, leaving tooth marks.

After looking at the fierce look of his teeth marks, Shangguan Dandan was a little satisfied. Let's just forget about this matter. After all, she was a gentle and charitable queen mother who could tolerate the mischief of bad children.

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After being tormented for a while, Liu Changan angrily left home and went to the vegetable market to buy duck eggs.

It’s still important to make preserved eggs. Liu Changan hasn’t eaten his own preserved eggs for a while. The ones bought in the supermarket always taste too bland and soft.

By the way, I contacted Li Hongfang. She didn't go far. She was waiting nearby to report the latest status of the investigation of the alien beasts to Liu Changan. Li Hongfang quickly came to join them and went to the wet market to buy duck eggs with Liu Changan first.

Liu Changan is very masculine. He is not afraid of Qin Yanan's anger at all. He wiped off her lip marks before going out. Shangguan Dandan's tooth marks have also disappeared. Her teeth are a bit powerful. I am afraid she can chew bamboo like a panda... maybe Even more powerful than the panda, the panda can't break Liu Changan's current defense.

Zhou Dongdong's watch has not been wiped off. After all, it is a watercolor pen. Liu Changan is too lazy to wash it, so he just keeps it.

"Brother Liu, did you buy the duck eggs yourself?" Li Hongfang praised.

Liu Changan was a little confused. What happened to buying duck eggs in person? But he didn't say anything, just nodded.

"Not many people know how to pick duck eggs now, right? Brother Liu, the duck eggs you picked are all big, round, and regular in shape. They are good duck eggs at first glance." Li Hongfang accompanied Liu Changan to the vegetable market, and once again expressed her heartfelt praise , many young people nowadays don’t even know that they have to shake it and hear the sound when buying eggs.

The stall owner looked at Li Hongfang in confusion. Is this young man who lives nearby a high official?

He doesn't seem to be a high official at such a young age. Could he be the son of a high official? That's not like it. It turned out that I owed him two kilograms of eggs on credit, and it took a week to settle the account.

"Shut up first." Even Liu Changan couldn't bear it anymore. It didn't matter in private, but after all, everyone in this vegetable market was acquaintances.

Li Hongfang obediently shut up, and did not feel that he was being flattered. Brother Liu was just being reserved. Being reserved is very rare. It is also very rare to maintain such a character that does not forget the original intention. Many people have been flattered a lot. , often forget about it.

Liu Changan bought a hundred duck eggs. After all, there are many people eating them, and those who eat them are people who can eat them (this is simply to show the breadth and depth of Chinese).