I'm really immortal

Liu Changan has not written the book "One Thousand Reasons for Being Late in High School", but "One Thousand Ways to Die in a Fairy's Skirt" Liu Changan has become interested in practicing it first before writing it.

After all, if you don’t count make-up classes in the three years of high school, the total class time is less than a thousand days. So if you have a thousand reasons, you will basically be late every morning, plus some other time periods, and you will have to be late for class every day. If the reasons are different, it would be a bit difficult for even Liu Changan to achieve this level.

But Zhu Juntang definitely has more than a thousand little skirts, and slowly crafting a way to die seems to be a bit challenging and very interesting.

Of course, the necessary combination is Zhu Juntang's heart-rending screams and the expression of tears and nose running together, so that it is pleasing to the eye, full of fun, and has the motivation to continue.

Maybe it can change Zhu Juntang's belief that wearing a beautiful skirt is a fairy, and let her think positively and correctly back to reality. I wonder if one day she will wake up and realize that the days when she was obsessed with small skirts and being a fairy were very stupid. Liu Changan will also be full of gratitude for what he does.

After such thoughts passed, Liu Changan smiled when he faced Qin Yanan.

"I guess...probably...maybe...that's probably it." Qin Yanan was a little embarrassed. Could this person be more subtle or pretend to be confused? But he definitely didn't guess that she didn't have a strong desire in the first place, it was Zhu Juntang's encouragement... She didn't intend to betray Zhu Juntang.

"Guy Debord said in his famous work "Society of the Spectacle": In a society where modern production is ubiquitous, life itself appears as a huge accumulation of spectacles, and all direct existence is transformed into an appearance." Liu Changan thought for a while. I found an answer.

"What do you want to say?" Qin Yanan said without embarrassment that she didn't understand what he wanted to say at all.

"This means that all women's beautification events can be regarded as fabricating virtual illusions, or a production process in creating a superficially perfect social system."

"Be more explicit."

"shallow."

Qin Yanan was very impressed, "The simplest everyday phrase can express the meaning, and you linked it to a French director."

"If at any moment, only simple everyday phrases are enough, what is the point of human language progress? What is the point of human literary creation? If I don't say that, how can I appear to be knowledgeable? You want to You know, many creators and commentators of literary works like to talk about its great influence and significance... In fact, most of the time, I mean most of the time, these works are just used to enhance the charm of your language. ." Liu Changan gave an example, "For example, with the same appearance and figure, a girl who can memorize "Gu Wen Guan Zhi" backwards and forwards, and a girl who can only tell you about the plot advancement of "The Overbearing President's Cunning Wife and the Cute Baby" girls."

The examples Liu Changan gave gave people the feeling that his point of view was indeed correct, but Qin Yanan knew that he was just talking casually.

For example, although Qin Yanan cannot recite "Gu Wen Guan Zhi" from top to bottom, some classics are still very impressive. However, she believes that An Nuan will definitely read books like "The Overbearing President's Dark-bellied Wife and His Cute Baby", even if An Nuan will not just read This kind of book.

"With the same appearance and figure, a girl who can recite "Guwen Guanzhi" backwards and forwards, I think with her IQ and depth, she does not need to recite such classics to enhance her charm. She may be better at other talents. , so being able to recite "Gu Wen Guan Zhi" fluently is just her hobby, not to improve the beauty of her own language." Qin Yanan still wants to oppose Liu Changan.

"I say it most of the time. I use these words just to prevent a bully like you from trying to fight with me, but a bully is a bully, and she turns a blind eye to my premise." Liu Changan shook his head regretfully. He smiled again, "But how could there be such a good-looking guy? If he looks good, he still feels a little cute."

Although his eyes were like teasing a child, Qin Yanan was still a little reserved and proud, and his expression was a little shy. He looked at the road ahead seriously, trying to show that he was accustomed to such compliments. After all, if the eyes are a When it came to compliments, almost every man she had ever met would praise her hair and toenails.

Thinking of her toenails, Qin Yanan understood that Liu Changan's rambling was changing the subject and preventing her from directly asking him to be on her toenails.

If you don't want to mention it, don't mention it, but Qin Yanan still gave him a reluctant and slightly aggrieved expression that he understood well.

When the car reached the top of the mountain, Liu Changan still carried grain, oil and moon cakes upstairs. "With your current physique, you should be as strong as an ox. Carrying two hundred kilograms of stuff upstairs will not be a problem at all."

"When your An Nuan was with you, she couldn't even unscrew the bottle cap, right?"

"That makes sense."

"And don't praise a girl with a small waist who is as strong as an ox."

"Okay, then... you are so powerful that you can conquer the world?"

"This is really a more appropriate metaphor!" Qin Yanan seemed to accept it happily.

Qin Yanan changed into a pair of open-toed slippers, her clean pink toenails were very beautiful, and sat opposite Liu Changan.

"I always thought you would tell me... about the last time I met An Nuan at your house." Actually, it's nothing. Both she and An Nuan were quite polite, and she didn't say anything to ridicule An Nuan. She just explained it. It was just an objective fact. As for the subsequent quarrel between An Nuan and Liu Changan... it probably had little to do with him. Qin Yanan glanced at Liu Changan with a slightly guilty look.

This matter could have been ignored, but Qin Yanan still wanted to know Liu Changan's attitude. Isn't the tacit understanding and respect for the bottom line between people formed through such testing and communication?

"There's nothing to say. You're not wrong about this, she's not wrong, and I'm not wrong either." Liu Chang'an went to coax An Nuan, but did not apologize for the key.

"Okay." Qin Yanan was a little surprised.

"That's the way it is with a lot of things, and there's no point in discussing what's right or wrong."

"Then why did you tear up Zhu Juntang's stockings later?" Qin Yanan couldn't help but want to laugh. Zhu Juntang probably felt a little embarrassed about this matter and did not take the initiative to tell Qin Yanan. Until Qin Yanan went to Zhu Juntang, she found that Zhu Juntang was actually giving The room where she kept her skirts had a security door that was often only seen in places like vaults.

Currently under intensive construction.

"Because she is so annoying... As we just said, no one is wrong, because each other's reactions are just based on something that happened suddenly. This is the so-called right thing, wrong person, but Zhu Juntang is not It's the same, she treats people wrongly. When she encounters these things, I know what she is thinking is: How can I find something for Liu Changan to do about this matter? She just wants to provoke me when she has nothing to do. How can I not satisfy her when she is constantly stretching her legs on the verge of committing suicide?" Liu Changan said with great certainty, "I guess she encouraged you to come to me to have your toenails painted? This is just her first step. If I do it , then her next step is to take a photo of your toenails and send it to Bai Hui."

"It's okay to send it to Bai Hui, right? It's impossible for Zhu Juntang to tell An Nuan directly." Qin Yanan was sure that Zhu Juntang didn't add An Nuan as a friend.

"Because you don't know Bai Hui very well. Bai Hui and An Nuan have always been friends on the surface. Do you dare to believe that the two of them first opened the Yellow Diamond Nobles just to peek into each other's space without being discovered? The closeness of the two people's friends now shows that it is definitely They are all... the ones who pay the most attention to you, and the intimacy level is almost maxed out... The two of them have a tacit understanding of not criticizing each other on this matter." Liu Changan shook his head, "An Nuan has already shown off what I have given her today. Bai Hui must have seen the painted toenails. It is impossible for Bai Hui to express sincere envy and praise. She would only want to find an opportunity to attack An Nuan."

Qin Yanan looked at Liu Changan blankly. Are these little girls transparent in front of Liu Changan?

"When Zhu Juntang showed the photo to Bai Hui, Bai Hui would send a comment: I saw a friend's toenails painted so beautifully... An Nuan would see it."

"Then it's okay if I don't take pictures of Zhu Juntang?"

"Even if there is no picture, An Nuan will clearly realize that Bai Hui will never encourage An Nuan to show off after seeing this comment, so Bai Hui must be talking about someone else's toenails... and Bai Hui has already After seeing An Nuan's toenail beauty pictures, I will still be so amazed. Naturally, it is a work that can be compared with An Nuan's toenail beauty pictures... Apart from me, who else painted it for others?" Liu Changan knew very well that love The beautiful girls in the movie do not seem to have high IQs. In fact, it is just because they like to show various abilities in front of their boyfriends. They look silly and think they are cute and cute... But when it comes to certain things, their sense of smell has evolved. Same as dogs.

"What about you? You know Zhu Juntang will do this, but you also think: Zhu Juntang has to tell others, and I can't control her. Liu Changan has no reason to blame me?"

Qin Yanan's cheeks turned red and she quickly retracted her feet under the chair to hide them. If Liu Changan was wary, even beautiful girls who are known to have complex and changeable minds would not be able to hide the little Jiujiu in their hearts easily.

"Brother, how can we have so many plans?" Qin Yanan pressed his palms under his collar and pursed his lips a little, looking aggrieved and a little angry. After being seen through, he had no choice but to take the opportunity to act coquettishly to cover it up. Anyway, he himself That said, if he is willing to call him brother in private, he can accept it.

"Yes. Since the last time I felt that An Nuan had no reason to be angry but she was actually angry... I started trying to understand more about you stupid little girls who are bored and looking for trouble." Liu Changan did not encourage more. Young guys are wasting time and lives trying to understand girls' minds, and their time and lives are not infinite... Instead of meditating on the unsolvable process and answers, how about playing Minesweeper?

"You can do it if you want. Is it possible that you will still hit me?" Acting like a baby is an addictive thing. Qin Yanan groaned nasally, stretched, stretched his undulating body and stood up, "In the evening What do you want to eat? I'll cook it for you."

Qin Yanan's cooking skills were by no means comparable to Zhou Shuling, who was inventing new dishes all day long. Liu Changan went to the kitchen to see what ingredients were available, and picked and ordered.

While Liu Changan was in the kitchen, Qin Yanan quickly sent a text message to Zhu Juntang: I will go over to your place to sleep tonight. Let me tell you, Liu Changan has seen through your thoughts. Take care of yourself.

"I'm not afraid of him."

Zhu Juntang replied with four words, but the smell of lust was so strong that it even leaked out of the screen. Qin Yanan had no other choice but to leak the information and fulfill the sisterhood. Unless Liu Changan was just talking casually, who could Save Zhu Juntang from Liu Changan's clutches?

Qin Yanan prepared the meal and called Liu Changan, who was watching the sunset by the rooftop swimming pool and immersed in the horizon, to come down to eat. After eating, she took him home while she went to find Zhu Juntang.

Judging from Liu Changan's appearance, he didn't seem to have any intention of making a special trip to trouble Zhu Juntang. After all, Zhu Juntang only had a motive and had not yet had time to successfully provoke Liu Changan. It is estimated that Liu Changan would not run over and tear Zhu Juntang's skirt now.

Qin Yanan met Zhong Qing who was walking his dog downstairs and asked casually: "Is this one still called a high-level templar?"

Zhongqing smiled and shook his head, "Its name is Sect Master."

Qin Yanan nodded calmly, the corners of his mouth raised slightly, but he still couldn't hold it back. He opened his mouth and tried to cover it up with a deep breath, but he still laughed out loud.

"This name... what's so funny about this name?" Zhong Qing really didn't understand. "Every time Third Miss calls its name, Third Miss looks very happy."

"Anyway... just don't tell Liu Changan." Qin Yanan sighed, why does Zhu Juntang like to provoke Liu Changan so much?

"The third lady said the same, she is playing on the roof." Zhong Qing was warned not to call the dog's name in front of Liu Changan.

"There will be a day when no one can save her." Qin Yanan finished speaking and went upstairs.

Zhongqing was still confused and called "Master" in a low voice. "Master" turned his head and opened his mouth and stuck out his tongue wildly. The inexplicable sense of crisis made him emotionally unstable.

Qin Yanan first came to the living floor of Zhu Juntang's room, where the security director was supervising the testing of the safety door.

Arriving at the top of the building, Qin Yanan saw Zhu Juntang sitting in the cabin seat of a small helicopter, with his two calves dangling outside. The white stockings were soft and delicate, exuding under the sunlight still hanging on the foothills. The light of justice.

"The time between you and Liu Changan ended so soon?" Zhu Juntang was reading the Book of Songs in his hand.

"We just had dinner together, don't talk too much." Qin Yanan took a closer look and saw that Zhu Juntang's "The Book of Songs" was actually a phonetic version.

This is normal. Ordinary people who have received nine years of compulsory education can basically read the Book of Songs without any problems, but Zhu Juntang is Zhu Juntang after all.

Zhu Juntang poked his head out and took a look at Qin Yanan's toes. He couldn't help being disappointed and threw away the book in his hand, "Why are you so useless?"

Qin Yanan knew what she was referring to and looked up at Zhu Juntang with a self-conscious look.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Zhu Juntang was slightly panicked.

"I told you, Liu Changan guessed that you were the one behind it again."

"How could I? I didn't do anything." Zhu Juntang refused to admit, "I'm not afraid of him. As long as I don't follow him to a place convenient for him to attack, how can he tear my skirt off in public?"

It is true that Liu Changan would not do this, but Zhu Juntang was so happy to provoke Liu Changan and refused to repent after being insulted. It must be some kind of pleasure of being a M that is difficult for others to understand.

Liu Changan has returned home, and of course he will not rip off Zhu Juntang's skirt just to deal with her provocation.

That's a small thing that happens casually and shouldn't be done deliberately.

Zhou Dongdong didn't go to the rice noodle shop to do her homework today. She was lazily leaning on the dog, which was lying under the sycamore tree.

Seeing Liu Chang'an, Lu Si'en shook his head and ran over. Zhou Dongdong, who lost his support, slowly fell to the ground, raised his legs and then dropped them, and then slowly got up.

"What are you doing?" Liu Changan asked, touching the dog's head.

"I'm practicing dog riding."

"How many times have I told you that you can't ride a dog. Sometimes some things are inherently deficient. It's difficult for a spherical object to stay in place under the action of external forces. Do you understand?"

"I do not know!"

"Just know you're a fool."

"Am I really a fool?" Zhou Dongdong hesitated for a while, not sure.

"Yes."

"It's not my fault that I'm a fool!" Zhou Dongdong thought for a moment and realized that this wasn't a sad thing, then he climbed up Lu Si En's back.

Liu Changan felt that although she was a fool, her spirit of fighting and defeating was really inherited from Zeng Shatou, who fought and failed and fought again and again.

Liu Changan took Zhou Dongdong upstairs, who had just raised his legs and was about to step onto the dog.

Zhou Shuling sent a message asking if Zhou Dongdong was at home. After Liu Changan replied to her, Zhou Shuling came back not long after. She took the marinated steamed pork upstairs, steamed it in Liu Changan's kitchen, and made fried beef tongue. , a salad of tomatoes for dinner for one big and one small.

As long as she wasn't a new fan, Liu Changan was still willing to eat it. He didn't have the problem of not having another meal after one meal.

Watching Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong finish eating, Zhou Shuling cleaned up the dishes and the kitchen. Zhou Dongdong did not go upstairs. He sat on the sofa, stroking his belly and raising his short legs, contentedly watching the big TV at brother Chang'an's house.

"Chang'an, I have something I can't make up my mind about." Zhou Shuling looked at Liu Changan hesitantly. She had no choice but to make up her mind on many things. She felt that only by listening to Liu Changan would she be able to make a choice with peace of mind.

"Just use the newly invented pig heart, pig lungs, pig farm pig liver powder and mix it with noodles." Liu Changan waved his hand.

Zhou Shuling punched him angrily, a little unconvinced. Zhou Dongdong ate a lot of the powder he made every time.

"Mi Gaoming invited me to attend the high school class reunion." Zhou Shuling sat on a small stool, rubbed her hands and clamped them between her legs, looking at Liu Changan seriously.

"This is easy to do. Ask Zhu Juntang to borrow a luxury car starting at 10 million. Just say hello to Secretary Zhong, and Secretary Zhong can make the decision. But if you want to borrow some better jewelry, famous bags For famous watches, just go directly to Zhu Juntang. Although Zhu Juntang is a fairy, she is willing to learn dance from Bai Hui to celebrate the opening of your store. I think she will still give you this face. In this way, you can have tens of millions of luxury cars and millions of dollars. With the above-mentioned watches and bags, you will be the most shining rich woman at the class reunion." Liu Changan provided suggestions based on the feasibility of practical operations.

"I'm serious, why am I pretending like this?" Zhou Shuling slapped Liu Changan's knee angrily.

"How many years have you gone without contacting those classmates? How many years have they not contacted you? If not to show off, why did you go to such a gathering?" Liu Changan waved his hand.

"Oh, it's up to you, I won't go." Zhou Shuling was very happy because Liu Changan understood the truth and made it clear at once.

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I recommend "Super Monster Factory" with swords hidden in the box. It has many words and is very fat and can be killed.

Cold, swollen gums, red eyeballs, conjunctivitis, blurry tears, eyes full of gum, I beg for a monthly pass.