I'm really immortal

Liu Changan returned to school and went to the dormitory to change the book he wanted to read.

Even for Liu Changan, there are endless books to read, not to mention some traditional poems and songs, interesting essays and notes, or the essence of works born in other civilizations, all of which have meaning to be read again every once in a while. .

Serious works on modern natural sciences, humanities and society are also read by Liu Changan. The more books he reads, the more interesting he will feel that he is an ordinary human being.

Qin Yanan called and asked if he had time to come to the counselor's office. Liu Changan had nothing to do, so he said he would go there later.

Passing by the pool next to the teaching building, Liu Changan saw a water pheasant standing on the water. Thinking that the soles of his feet were stepping on something under the water, Liu Changan was going to scare it, so he threw a pebble in. The water pheasant was really startled. It hurriedly hid under the water, leaving only the short tip of its beak exposed on the water, which reminded people of the fine work of hiding its figure.

When they came to the counselor's office, besides Yu Gen, there were two other counselors there. They all looked at Liu Changan when they saw someone coming in.

Liu Changan suspected that as long as Qin Yanan was in the office, these male colleagues would be willing to stay here if there was nothing urgent. It was also a very comfortable and eye-catching activity to pass the time.

Qin Yanan seemed fine. She seemed to be waiting for Liu Changan. Her handbag was on the desk, her computer was turned off, and she was drinking a carton of milk in her hand.

"Classmate Liu Chang'an, your performance outside the agricultural and forestry base today...do you have anything to explain?" Qin Yanan turned his back to the three male colleagues, his tone was serious and serious, but the look on his face was charming and smiling. In fact, he had already heard The teacher leading the team has told Yan Qingcheng what happened. Now that he sees Liu Changan pretending to be a "lactation specialist", he can't help but want to laugh.

"It's just a matter of helping others, but it has no value in learning. After all, it requires professional vision and is not suitable for other students to imitate." Liu Changan thought for a while and said.

Yu Gen turned his head and couldn't help but glance at Qin Yanan. From a woman's point of view, Qin Yanan should be more intolerable, right? This Liu Changan, did you think you called him here to praise him?

The other two counselors, after all, were not their own students. They looked at Liu Changan again. No one wanted to meet such a student. Today's matter was solved by him. If a conflict really happened and it turned into a group incident, The impact is too bad.

"Then I won't praise you." Qin Yanan put down the milk in her hand.

"Okay." Liu Changan nodded.

Yu Gen and the other two counselors adjusted their glasses almost at the same time. What is this situation? Is there something wrong with my ears, or are times changing and I can no longer keep up with the demands of student work?

Especially Yu Gen, I have seen some parents who overindulge their children, but at least in front of teachers and schools, these parents often act sternly... This is the first time I have seen parents who do not care about their children at all. Regardless of favoritism, it seems that he doesn't even care about his work stance.

"Help the teacher move these things." Qin Yanan took the opportunity to direct Liu Changan. In fact, this was also a kind of psychological enjoyment.

Liu Changan held a bag of rice, a pot of tea oil and a box of moon cakes in his hands, and followed the swaying Qin Yanan.

The Mid-Autumn Festival was coming soon. Liu Changan took a look at Qin Yanan's plump buttocks. The moon in the sky and the moon on earth each had its own charm.

Just a casual glance and an objective description. Liu Changan immediately looked away and silently recited a few poems praising the moon.

"Why don't you say anything?" Qin Yanan looked back at Liu Changan and found that he seemed to be wandering in space.

"When I just came here, I met a bird on the road." Liu Changan did not say that he was recalling the poem "Yongyue".

"Lovebirds?"

"Your words are a bit too old-fashioned. It doesn't sound like the post-90s generation who have experienced the non-mainstream era." Liu Changan knew that Qin Yanan was talking about Lin Yilun's 1994 album title song "Lovebirds", which was very suitable for that era. To assist in pursuing girls.

That era also gave birth to many singers who now only remember one masterpiece. But in that era when entertainment was lacking, one song was often enough to achieve fame.

"What kind of bird is that?"

"Water Pheasant."

“Why did the leech turn into a bird?

"Lv's pheasant."

"Oh... why did you suddenly say bird?"

Liu Changan sighed, "I just saw the counselors secretly looking at you in the office, and I thought of the water pheasant."

"No way?" Qin Yanan denied a little shyly. Although she knew that it was normal for her to have eyes peeking at her from time to time, but how bad would it be to just act like I know I know it and I am used to it? Who doesn't have An Nuan's pretentious shyness?

"The male water pheasant is generally smaller than the female bird, but he has to bear all the responsibilities of building the nest, incubating the eggs and raising the chicks. Only in certain species of water pheasants, occasionally the female bird will step in to help with a little work... some Water pheasants are polysexual. Imagine a thin male water pheasant, working hard to build a nest, hatch and take care of his children. One day the female water pheasant comes back and brings back two other male water pheasants. It’s really annoying. Heart." Liu Changan sighed.

"What does this have to do with me!" After Qin Yanan finished speaking, he bit his lip and looked at Liu Changan. He had to make it clear that she was not a male and female, and she was now his full-time nanny.

"What I mean is that human beings think that they are out of the same realm as most animals and plants. In fact, various phenomena in human society are no different from many creatures with large brains. So I am thinking about the so-called intelligence attribute of human beings. , is it not as tall as humans think? They are all just derived induced reactions dominated by the reproductive instinct. The Freudian school likes to link any analysis of human behavior with sex..."

"When you are with other girls, do you behave like a straight man?" Qin Yanan interrupted Liu Changan's nonsense and looked at him with some annoyance. When he was with An Nuan, , will you talk about the connection between pheasants and Freud?

"Why do you say that I am a straight man? If you don't like me or you are not interested, then you just say that I am a straight man. A girl's self-centered demands are unacceptable." Liu Changan shook his head.

"My current work and life are obviously centered on you, right?" Qin Yanan couldn't help but retorted. She could still handle Liu Changan's protest in person. She didn't just turn her back and speak in a low voice. little daughter-in-law.

"Then who is working as a porter for whom now?" Liu Changan raised the rice tea oil mooncake in his hand.

"Then just take me home." In this case, Qin Yanan would not care about his shameful metaphor of comparing her to a water pheasant.

Arriving at where Qin Yanan parked his car, Liu Changan threw his things into the trunk and sat in the passenger seat.

"I remember you told me before that I can come to you for everything from longevity to facelift." Qin Yanan started the car and distracted Liu Changan's attention with a strong push on his back, as if he was just recalling it inadvertently.

"The focus is on beauty?" Liu Changan was not distracted. He had already anticipated it and naturally grasped the key point.

Qin Yanan didn't speak, but he discovered it. Sure enough, he changed the topic too abruptly and did not embed the word "beauty" into a more natural topic.

"I guess An Nuan took a picture of her toenails to show off, and Bai Hui saw it. Bai Hui sent it to Zhu Juntang, and Zhu Juntang sent it to you... You little girls..." The last key incident involving Qin Yanan was Qin Yanan told Zhu Juntang, and Zhu Juntang told Bai Hui that it was the other way around this time... Anyway, after thinking about it, the point is that Zhu Juntang is a troublemaker. If she hadn't been keen on spreading news from both sides, how could she have had so many troubles?

I feel a strong desire arise in my heart. Does Zhu Juntang’s skirt make me want to die?

From yesterday to today, I have been feeling groggy, I have a cold, and even taking any medicine has no effect. My gums are inflamed, my eyes are red, swollen and itchy, and my physical condition is really bad.