I'm really immortal

Liu Changan and An Nuan were still separated on the platform in front of the School of Biology. Liu Changan turned around and glanced at An Nuan. It seemed that it would be a while since he saw An Nuan jumping around in shorts and canvas shoes. Why would a man care about a woman's eyes? Do your legs have a sexy and alluring aesthetic? Logically speaking, legs are just tools for walking, not a manifestation of secondary sexual characteristics. Or is this related to the theorem that two non-parallel straight lines on the same plane must have and only have one intersection point?

When Liu Changan thought of mathematics, he thought of Gao Dewei, so he sent a message asking him if he could adapt to military training. Gao Dewei said that he had lost five pounds in two days, but Miao Yingying always wanted to hang out with him, which affected Gao Dewei's study. Currently, he is not interested in college He loves life very much. There are talented people in the dormitory, and everyone talks very interestingly. He plans to introduce Miao Yingying to a classmate who loves to have fun the most, so that he can have more time to go to the library. The university library is better than the attached high school. The library is much better.

Liu Changan agreed.

On the road, Liu Changan saw an ant struggling to move forward carrying a grain of rice. Liu Changan squatted on the ground and smelled the smell, determined the location of the ant nest, lifted the ant and placed it near the ant nest. As a result, the ant lost its smell. After being confused for a while, I finally felt the location of the ant nest and started moving forward again.

This incident fully illustrates that even if someone helps you on the road of life, you must have your own direction in order to not forget your original intention.

When Liu Changan returned to the military training ground, almost everyone had arrived. Yan Qingcheng stood on the edge of the fence and looked at Liu Changan.

"Good afternoon." Now that she was looking at him, Liu Changan greeted her warmly.

"Liu Chang'an, I @you in the class group, but you didn't respond." Yan Qingcheng's tone was very calm, simply stating the facts without any intention of complaining.

"Yeah, when I was in high school, I didn't reply to people @me, and then no one @me anymore." Liu Changan recalled.

"What I mean is that you are the person in charge of military training now. You have to go to the boys' dormitory in advance to check the situation and count the number of attendance and leave requests. Then we will meet to summarize and submit." Yan Qingcheng has already thought of it, some people are In this way, you @him, he either didn't see it, or pretended not to see it, it's very disgusting, I don't know what these people are thinking.

"You can find someone else. Apart from studying, I have no interest in anything else." Liu Changan waved his hand, deeply impressed by Gao Dewei.

"Ah?" Yan Qingcheng was very surprised. This guy who had fought twice today said that he had no interest in anything other than studying?

"Besides, the counselor is my cousin, and I will explain to her what I don't want to do. Don't worry about it. Didn't I just tell you to mind your own business? Are you thinking about causing me some trouble? You are so petty." After Liu Changan said this, he called Qin Yanan.

It turned out that the instructor was his cousin... After Yan Qingcheng rolled her eyes at him, she stopped talking to him and went to find the instructor.

After the military training in the afternoon, Liu Changan slowly returned home and met Zhou Shuling holding the hand of primary school student Zhou Dongdong at the gate of the community.

Zhou Dongdong saw Liu Changan and stretched out the wet lollipop that was licked by her, "I'll give you a lick!"

Liu Changan rejected Zhou Dongdong's kindness and asked Zhou Shuling, "Do primary school students get out of school so late?"

"No way, school is over a long time ago. I asked her to try to come back alone today, but I hid far behind and followed her. As a result, she stopped moving when she reached the first place to buy food. , I stood there for twenty minutes before leaving!" Zhou Shuling said helplessly.

"Then the second place where you bought it also stood there for twenty minutes?"

Zhou Shuling nodded.

"Where's the third one?" On Zhou Dongdong's way to school, Zhou Shuling found three stores to buy food for Zhou Dongdong to make it easier for her to remember the route.

"The third one she stood for five minutes. The little girl selling milk tea saw her looking there and made a cup for her. She didn't ask for it. She took two steps back, fell, got up and ran away."

"Why don't you want it?" Liu Changan wondered, "You must not be Zhou Dongdong, but some other monster, right?"

"When I drink milk tea and have no money to give her, she will catch me and sell me!" Zhou Dongdong faced all the dangers that a child might encounter in a very clear-headed way.

Liu Changan originally wanted to say that she was overthinking, and no one would buy such a delicious child, but after thinking about it, she let it go. After all, Zhou Dongdong was a stupid child. She believed it and thought that no one would buy her. It was possible to let herself go from now on.

"Don't be anxious, take your time, just pick up and drop off a few more times." Liu Changan said to Zhou Shuling.

Zhou Shuling could only nod her head and asked, "When will you go to the store to have a look? It's being renovated."

"In a few days."

Back home, Zhou Shuling asked Zhou Dongdong to go home and do her homework, and then she would go to Baolong Center to have a look.

Liu Changan tasted the wheat paste and chili seasoning, and the taste was very good. This autumn tiger was really strong. He was not the only one in the community who was drying chili peppers to make tempeh. He was late in making it. His hometown Mrs. Liu’s chili sauce It has almost been dried. Old Man Qian’s chili sauce also contains minced garlic, fried beef cubes, shredded chicken, etc. It is luxurious and luxurious. It is said that Old Man Qian is one of the top three richest people in the community with the highest amount of pension. There is such a standard of living.

Liu Changan's chili sauce only contains sword beans, because his chili sauce is basically used for cooking meat and vegetables, while Old Man Qian's is more suitable for mixing rice and noodles.

After clearing away the pots and jars that were exposed to the sun, Liu Changan took out his stinky mandarin fish. It doesn't take long for it to naturally stink in such weather, not to mention that it was made by Liu Changan himself. Really smelly stinky tofu.

After smelling the smell, Liu Changan was very satisfied. The gills of the fish were still red and the scales had not fallen off, but the smell had been pickled in. In fact, it was just like a girl's body fragrance. If you use too many cosmetics, skin care products and toiletries, the scent would be pickled in even if you don't want to. No... Of course, some girls who have poor living habits or have too frequent nightlife and too many relationships between men and women will also emit natural odors to counteract these fragrances, but they will not just smell and taste like stinky mandarin fish. Fragrant.

Liu Changan heated up the wok, put in oil and heated it until it was seven-cook, then put the marinated stinky mandarin fish in the pan and fried it. After taking it out, he added ginger, garlic, bamboo shoots, diced wild sansho pepper and the chili pepper that he had not yet made into hot sauce. Add the ingredients and stir-fry, add a few diced bone soup and simmer over low heat. Finally, add the smelly mandarin fish to absorb the soup and remove the juice.

This smell...Liu Changan took a deep breath. The aroma was unique and made with authentic southern Hunan spicy flavor. Liu Changan set out the bowls and chopsticks and called Zhou Dongdong to come down and eat stinky mandarin fish because Zhou Shuling said she would eat stinky mandarin fish at night. Maybe there is no time to prepare meals for Zhou Dongdong.

Zhou Dongdong has not finished his homework, but obviously eating is the first priority for a child. Zhou Dongdong ran down happily, sniffed, and was shocked, "Brother Chang'an, are you here?" Eat shit!”

Liu Changan shook his chopsticks and the fish he had just picked up fell back.

Zhou Dongdong hurriedly ran home, then carried the rice cooker liner downstairs, panting and came to Liu Changan, "Brother Changan, please stop eating shit, I will feed you."

"What I eat is fish!" Liu Changan said every word.

"Fish poop!"

"Fish! Fish meat! Look at it!" Liu Changan picked up a piece of fish meat and showed it to Zhou Dongdong.

Zhou Dongdong was stunned, "Then you are eating and pooping at the same time."

"You go back and do your homework." Liu Changan no longer wanted to talk to her, he still had to eat.

"Why is it so smelly?" Zhou Dongdong was puzzled.

Liu Changan took advantage of her open mouth to think about the problem, took a chopstick of fish meat and stuffed it into Zhou Dongdong's mouth.

Zhou Dongdong opened his mouth and spit it out, but there was still a little bit of fish meat left in his mouth. He gradually smelled a spicy and delicious smell in the stinky feeling that made him vomit, and he pursed his lips involuntarily.

"I...I'll taste a little more." Zhou Dongdong licked his lips.

Liu Changan gave her a pair of chopsticks.

This meal is a comfortable meal. Sometimes when you taste delicious dishes, you may not have a strong feeling that they need to be paired with rice. The most comfortable way to eat is to simply add side dishes to the meal. Each bite will purely stimulate your appetite and satisfy you. Focus on the feeling of fullness in the stomach, rather than allowing all parts of the mouth to appreciate the taste of food.

The smelly mandarin fish is such a hearty meal that can be eaten together with three bowls of rice. It has nothing to do with appreciating the deliciousness or any sense of ritual, and the pure appetite is satisfied.

This is like an emperor who has a harem of three thousand beauties. He chooses one beauty every day and will probably be very patient in appreciating her beauty. However, after a year of abstinence, he meets another beautiful woman. He may not have the patience to taste the woman, but the satisfaction he gets may be much stronger than before.

After the two of them finished eating, Zhou Dongdong reached out and touched Liu Changan's belly, then touched his own belly, "Let me tell you a secret!"

"What?"

"My mother hasn't hit me in three days!"

"Then do you want to go up to the house and put up some tiles?"

"I can't climb up!"

"That's right, no one can crawl on something so round, unless you are a panda."

"Brother Chang'an, have you ever eaten panda?"

While the two were talking, Zhou Shuling came back, Zhou Dongdong called "Mom", Liu Changan also pointed at Zhou Dongdong and said "She has eaten."

"Did you two eat shit?" Zhou Shuling was shocked, holding her nose and taking a few steps back.

Like mother, like daughter. Liu Changan blew a few more breaths at Zhou Shuling, causing Zhou Shuling to back away.

"We ate smelly mandarin fish." Liu Changan said angrily.

"Then you go brush your teeth first." Zhou Shuling couldn't help but laugh, "I just met Miss Zhu. She asked me to ask you that she is going to give us a grand opening gift. Are you willing to accept it?"

"Take it." Liu Changan did not hesitate.

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I highly recommend a very fateful book called "Daddy's Restaurant in Another World". It also has a cute little lolita who looks like Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong. It has 1.8 million words and is fertile enough to be slaughtered happily. It can be eaten as full as a meal.