I'm really immortal
Chapter 294 Prof. Liu, a master of flopping and crashing
Liu Changan should be fast asleep on the bed at this time. Even if it was his first time sleeping in such a beautiful girl's bedroom, he could only resist being drowsy. He definitely shouldn't have run to the kitchen soberly and picked up a tomato. bite.
She is quite good at picking fruits. When Liu Yuewang went to the supermarket to buy tomatoes, she thought they were particularly delicious.
Now is not the time to be proud of this. Liu Yuewang suddenly became a little angry. Why didn't Liu Changan follow her design?
"I'm practicing yoga." Although Liu Yuewang was angry, he was still very embarrassed. He laughed twice. Fortunately, the posture when he fell was graceful enough. Otherwise, if he had put on an awkward posture, it wouldn't look like he was practicing yoga. ah.
As he spoke, Liu Yuewang paid attention to Liu Changan's expression and carefully twisted his waist, limbs and limbs.
A large enough loach dropped to the ground and jumped around for a while, then slowly twisted a few times as it accepted reality.
Liu Changan also thought of the half-cooked eel, with its body bent stiffly.
Although Liu Yuewang has a graceful figure and fair skin, who makes her expression and movements very stiff? No wonder Liu Changan's association is not beautiful enough. The ancients said: Beautiful things can move people, why are beautiful things? This is the charm, and the charm in the human body is like the flame of a fire, the light of a lamp, and the precious color of pearls, gold and silver.
It would be too inappropriate for Liu Yuewang to still have a charming look on his face at this time, so there is nothing wrong with him still looking like a writhing loach or eel.
"According to their current calculations, the origin of yoga is quite ancient. The roots can be traced back thousands of years BC... At that time, a man crossed the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau and the Himalayas and came to what is now the South Asian subcontinent. Think about it, if a person rolls down from such a high plateau or mountain, he will inevitably move his muscles and bones, twist his body, and deal with misaligned or over-twisted joints. At that time, those indigenous people should They must be Dravidians. When they saw this scene, they thought it was some kind of tantric practice, so they lay down and twisted around randomly. This is the origin of yoga."
After Liu Changan finished speaking, he ate the remaining tomatoes and washed his hands.
Liu Yuewang had already taken the opportunity to get up. Although she felt that it was not natural for her to get up quickly without practicing yoga, but lying down and twisting in front of a young man would inevitably be tempting, and her daughter's boyfriend When she was alone, she had to curb her charm.
"You are talking nonsense. How could such an origin be possible? Who can roll down from the peaks of the Himalayas, unless he formed a snowball halfway, and the snowball would be enough to roll down!" Liu Yuewang To refute the hearsay that Liu Changan came from, no wonder An Nuan often said that Liu Changan was particularly good at bullshitting.
"Nothing is impossible in this world. For example, I have seen university professors fall into trouble... Well, I mean once I was walking on the road, and a middle-aged woman passed me on a bicycle. She Suddenly she fell down and found that she wanted to touch porcelain, so I took advantage of the fact that no one was on the road and threw her from the bridge into the river. I didn't know if she could swim."
"Then...then how do you know she is a university professor?" Liu Yuewang said with some guilt.
"My guess."
Liu Yuewang pursed his lips and stopped talking. This Liu Changan probably didn't believe that she was practicing yoga just now. This made Liu Yuewang very angry. She said so, why didn't he believe it?
"Today's lunch soup tastes... a bit dry. Could you please make me a pot of tea? Thank you." Liu Changan also pursed his lips and said.
Liu Yuewang hurriedly went to make tea, but felt guilty. Liu Changan, who always spoke with a gun and a stick, couldn't really find out that he had tampered with the soup, right? It's impossible. She dipped her chopsticks into it and tasted it. There was obviously no peculiar smell.
Liu Yuewang made tea, and Liu Changan took it with both hands politely. After drinking a cup of tea, he said: "Actually, I have a set of classical health methods that I can teach you that are more suitable for daily exercise. Compared with yoga, my method The health regimen is more suitable for daily practice. It does not require private occasions or props, nor does it require music, fragrance, etc. You can practice it anytime and anywhere. Its main function is to detoxify. When people reach middle age, their metabolism slows down. , the accumulation of toxins in the body increases, but the detoxification effect decreases... How about it, are you interested?"
Liu Yuewang nodded blankly. It wasn't until the warmth got warm that Liu Yuewang watched them change clothes and leave the house. Only then did Liu Yuewang come back to his senses. He had been fully prepared and planned carefully today, but in the end he had done nothing. Instead, he followed Liu Changan and learned some classical health-preserving methods for one afternoon.
But is this thing really useful? Liu Yuewang couldn't help but wonder, Liu Changan also said that after practicing to a moderate level, you can lick your elbow with your tongue. Isn't he kidding me?
Liu Changan and An Nuan were already walking on the tree-lined avenue. The warm sunlight was blocked by the intertwined branches and leaves of the tall trees on both sides of the street and turned into scattered spots. An Nuan still opened his handful of oil paper received during the Chinese Valentine's Day. The umbrella was light and strong, and exuded a faint fragrance. It always gave An Nuan the feeling that Liu Changan had opened up a piece of sky and enveloped her underneath.
"You were with my mother the whole noon?" This is what makes An Nuan worried. Professor Liu is also a beautiful woman, and she and Liu Changan still have a past. Although everything has passed, but An Nuan was still a little concerned.
"Your mother added ivy root powder to the soup at noon. Drinking this kind of thing will make people slightly drowsy, which is good for sleep and has no harm, so I didn't stop you from drinking the soup." Liu Changan smiled, "She can It’s amazing, you can think of all these ways.”
"I'm just telling you why I fell asleep so fast at noon today! Usually I have to lie down and play with my phone for a while before I can fall asleep." An Nuan said angrily, "I know her plot, but I can't expose her. She is Do you want to peek at your phone?"
"That's probably it. I didn't want to sleep anyway. In order to prevent her from coming up with any messy ideas, I spent the whole afternoon teaching her a regimen of health." Liu Changan also loves the house and the bird, and is very patient. Otherwise, the serious response should be to whip her with a whip. She won't have so many ideas. People don't grow until they are beaten.
"I want to learn too!" An Nuan was jealous again.
"Have you practiced the Qin Wei Alchemy I taught you?" Liu Changan glanced at it and felt that he hadn't practiced it yet.
Feeling Liu Changan's eyes, An Nuan grabbed his arm and slammed it, and said angrily: "I practiced during the summer vacation, but it feels useless."
"You have to persevere. Practicing every night before going to bed is the most effective." Liu Changan advised, "Don't you want that one day when you hold my arm and rock it, I will no longer feel the bumps on the hillside? But a fall in the mountains and abyss?”
"You big hooligan!" An Nuan blushed and hit the person in a coquettish tone, "I usually don't let you feel the bumps on the hillside! No, bah, I mean I didn't put your arms in my arms! Hate!"
"Then what are you doing now?"
"I let go immediately!"
"Then let go!"
"I won't!"
——
I recommend a book called "Global High Martial Arts". It is high on the best-seller list and naturally has its own merits. The author Ying Ying coexists with strength and hard work, and is definitely not comparable to a salty fish like Xia Hua.
Sorry, the monthly votes did not reach 5,000 at 6 o'clock today. I should have thanked the students who voted more, but the cold is not gone. Let's see what happens tomorrow. Tomorrow is the time for an outbreak like the National Day.
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