I'm really immortal

Chapter 1083 Rotten wood cannot be carved

Zhu Juntang has done a lot of research on the history of the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, which originated from her reading of "Xun Qin Ji".

Therefore, I became interested in another book "The Legend of Two Dragons of the Tang Dynasty" by the same author.

After casually flipping through it, I naturally have a certain understanding and thinking about the history of the Tang Dynasty.

Liu Yuewang gave her a class, which involved the historical and cultural knowledge of the Tang Dynasty, which was also the focus of the explanation.

"Why was Li Shimin able to kill Li Yuanba in Tiananmen and finally force Li Yuan to give up his throne? It was because he had many accomplices. I personally recommended the two new elders of Jiuzhou Fenglei Sword Sect. To me, they are just like Kou Zhun and Xu Ziling. To Li Shimin." Zhu Juntang explained plainly why he wanted to further expand his strength.

Ever since he learned that Li Shimin had ousted his father from the throne and became the emperor himself, Zhu Juntang regarded Li Shimin as a person to learn from.

Li Shimin later became the Khan of Heaven, further expanding the power of the Tang Dynasty, and his historical status was far superior to that of his father Li Yuan, which proved how correct it was to drive his father away and ascend to the throne.

Bai Hui blinked her eyes and saw that Liu Changan's pants were a little dirty. She was afraid that he would also dirty his beloved car, so he unbuckled his seat belt, took a wet tissue and turned around to wipe his pants attentively.

She really wanted to join the Nine Provinces Fenglei Sword Sect, but she was not very good at dealing with Liu Changan, so she could only leave it to Zhu Juntang. Therefore, what Zhu Juntang said was messy, and Bai Hui could only resist the temptation to correct it, so as not to interfere. It’s time for Zhu Juntang’s persuasive effect.

It's really strange to think about it. Most people can't reason with Liu Changan seriously, but Zhu Juntang's nonsense is actually able to deal with Liu Changan.

Liu Changan was silent for a long time.

When Zhu Juntang was about to speak again, Liu Changan decided to correct her... There was no way, education was to be exposed to the eyes and ears in daily life. See where she was, and let these wrong historical knowledge go wild and let her use it, it would only lead to her... Wrong cognitions become more and more solid memories that cannot be corrected in the future.

"First, it was the Xuanwu Sect Incident. Second, Li Yuanba was a fictional character, and the historical prototype was Li Xuanba, and he was not killed by Li Shimin. Third, Kou Zhun was from the Song Dynasty, the male protagonist of "The Legend of Two Dragons of the Tang Dynasty" The protagonist Kou Zhong, he and Xu Ziling are not Li Shimin's subordinates!" Liu Changan reached out and grabbed Zhu Juntang's ears, and then let her go.

Zhu Juntang turned around and wanted to pounce on him and bite him, but Bai Hui's car didn't have enough space like her own car, which severely limited her power.

Forget it, after all, it’s important to deal with big things. Zhu Juntang keeps track of this account for the time being, and prepares to wait until he becomes Xianmei, and attach the power of wind and thunder to his horns to contradict him. If he is accidentally contradicted by her, she will produce genetic material. Ball, maybe we can also cut off the threat of three or four children.

Thinking of the conspiracy in his mind, Zhu Juntang felt a little relieved. The stupid Liu Changan had no clue about her ruthless tactics. He would only be able to react at the last moment if he was plotted to usurp the throne in the future, just like Li Yuan He watched in stunned silence as Li Shimin, Kou Zhun and Xu Ziling stood in front of him and said: Dad, please leave this world to your children!

When Bai Hui heard Zhu Juntang's eyes looking somewhere, and a malicious laugh of "hehe" coming from her mouth, she quickly pushed her and continued talking about business, and she didn't know what bad things she was thinking of!

"In short, what you said is not important. What is important is this principle... you have to look beyond the surface to see the essence. What you said is just ignoring the basics and chasing the last. Do you understand this idiom?"

"I don't understand." Liu Changan looked at her coldly.

"The synonym of abandoning one's roots and chasing the last is to carve a boat and seek a sword..."

Liu Changan couldn't bear it anymore, opened the door and got out of the car.

Bai Hui quickly got out of the car, walked around in a circle, trotted to catch up, and pushed Liu Changan back. It was a major matter for her to join the Jiuzhou Fenglei Sword Clan. Bai Hui couldn't do anything without her... Even though Zhu Juntang said , after she joined, Bai Hui didn't quite understand some of the times when she contributed, she was just a little shy and had expectations born out of curiosity.

"You want to compare me to Li Yuan, right?" Liu Changan sat back in the car and tried to intimidate Zhu Juntang, "Li Yuan had 11 children before he started the army, and then he gave birth to 30 more."

Zhu Juntang was stunned involuntarily.

She had never heard of this! It seems that when it comes to history, the bad old man is still better than me.

One Liu Qianqian has already made Zhu Juntang feel like he is facing a formidable enemy... If there were thirty or forty younger sisters, they would follow him in groups and shout "baa-baa" at him loudly. It would be a bit happy to think about this scene.

Some jumped on his head and pulled sheep dung balls, some shouted loudly in his ears, some pushed his butt, and some rubbed against his legs...

No, no matter how happy he is, he can't let him give birth to so many sisters. Zhu Juntang is keen on setting up a harem for him, mainly because it is difficult for him to give birth to children, but it can distract him. It is definitely not to let him create more and himself. The heir to the position of sect leader!

However, this matter can be discussed in the long term. After all, it is not easy for him to have so many daughters. The top priority is to let Zhu Juntang seek to usurp the throne.

Li Yuan has so many children, what is the use in the end! No one can shake Li Shimin's position as emperor. Is Zhu Juntang inferior to Li Shimin?

Zhu Juntang still has this little bit of confidence.

"Today's focus is that Bai Hui will join the Jiuzhou Fenglei Sword Sect as an elder. As for the child born between you and Bai Hui in the future...well, it will probably be called Liu Xiaobai Zhu or something like that. The competition between Liu Xiaobai Zhu and me , let’s talk about it later.” After thinking about it, Zhu Juntang resisted the intimidation brought by Liu Changan’s human wave tactics.

"It's disgusting! I won't..." Bai Hui couldn't accept it at all, and raised his hands to press his blushing cheeks, "Whose child would be called Little White Pig?"

"Liu Xiaobaixiong!"

"don't want!"

"Liu Xiaoxiao! It's settled."

"What!"

"Anyway, I want to be Liu Xiaoxiao's godmother."

"Of course godmother can...ah, where did you go? Don't keep talking nonsense." Bai Hui clenched her small fist and beat Zhu Juntang's shoulder. The pure girl was always so shy when talking about this kind of topic. An unstoppable gesture, while sneaking a peek at his reaction.

"Wait a minute." Liu Changan raised his hand to interrupt the conversation that was getting further and further. "To join the Nine Provinces Fenglei Sword Sect, the most important thing is to have superpowers. Bai Hui doesn't have any superpowers."

"she……"

"The growth and development status of the body parts is good...or excellent, and it cannot be regarded as a superpower. If this is a superpower, then if you only train the upper body but not the legs in the gym, and only train the buttocks but not other parts, the body parts will look like They are all very developed, can they be considered superpowers?" Liu Changan stopped Zhu Juntang from talking about Bai Hui's obvious secondary sexual characteristics.

"I actually have super powers." Bai Hui finished speaking, then puffed up her cheeks, as if she was forced to reveal the secret.

"What super power?" Zhu Juntang was very interested. Although the most important ability of everyone in the sect is the ability to compete for favor, it is also a good thing to have other abilities.

Bai Hui took out her mobile phone and played a video from a TV series about a person with special powers who used mind control interrogation to make others reveal information.

"I'm not that strong, but I can do it more or less." Bai Hui put the phone back on his chest and at the same time used the action of lifting his clothes to distract him and lower his vigilance with his "super fierce" ability.

"If you have such ability, no matter you are strong or weak, I will consider you to have superpowers." Liu Changan sneered, brain control or mind control, he has only seen similar methods in Shangguan Dandan.

Shangguan Dandan stares at others, shows the majesty in his eyes, and takes away other people's gifts and gifts.

It refers to the fact that Shangguan Dandan can make everyone enter dreamland, but it is not the kind of ability that can completely control others.

Zhu Juntang always wants Liu Changan to turn into a walking zombie who only loves her. She also has a similar ability requirement, but she obviously doesn't have it.

White fennel is there?

But Bai Hui was confident, looking out the window with her head held high, and then picked a person to show off her abilities, "Handsome guy, can you tell me your mobile phone number?"

"200808230618."

"Okay, thank you, bye."

"Hahahaha..." Zhu Juntang couldn't help but laugh. The pig-headed strategist is the pig-headed strategist. Although he is not as witty as the Zhuge Miemei strategist holding the spider, he is still a strategist after all, and he hesitated for a while.

"She demonstrated the ability to get others to reveal information, and she also demonstrated the ability to come and go when called upon." After Zhu Juntang realized this, he quickly explained Bai Hui's superpowers.

"Do you think there is something wrong with my brain, or do you think there is something wrong with your own brain?" Liu Changan folded his hands on his chest and looked at the pig and the sheep in disbelief, "You are fooling me like this?"

Bai Hui got off the driver's seat again, walked to the back compartment, lifted her skirt and knelt on the back seat, clasped her hands together and bowed, her eyelashes fluttering, her eyes like black rocks washed by water at night, The moist and dim light overflowed, "Sir Master, please let me join the Nine Provinces Fengling Sword Sect!"

wipe! Zhu Juntang's eyes lit up, and the little white pig finally understood. The old man usually refuses to eat, but the soft and cute girl begged him softly, and he always ate it!

"Hey." Liu Changan sighed and thought about the current Jiuzhou Fenglei Sword Sect. The main execution force is actually himself and Li Hongfang, plus Qin Yanan and Shangguan Dandan who can occasionally play a role, the rest are just a group of playful creatures. .

"彳亍口bai" Liu Changan prolonged his tone and at the same time pronounced the exclamation mark as the letter "i" to express his reluctance.

Bai Hui raised her hands and patted the mat several times, happily and smiling broadly.

Zhu Juntang also straightened his body and puffed up his cheeks, making his whole body look swollen a little, indicating that the power belonging to Bie Ya had increased again.

"However, I cannot serve as the elder of Jiuzhou Fenglei Sword Sect. Like Zhu Juntang, they now belong to the ranks of saint protectors." Liu Changan gathered the three protectors of "pig, dog, and sheep" for Zhou Dongdong.

"Okay!" Bai Hui nodded hastily. In this regard, she has no intention of fighting for power. Unless there is someone named An in the family in the future... no, her good friend, and the person named Cheng, will join in. Bai Hui will pay attention to it. Everyone's seating arrangements and so on.

It's not a personal statement, it's mainly because everyone is like this. They don't care about the achievements of strangers. Only people they know will care about each other.

"But, Xiaotang, why are you a protector like me?" Bai Hui was puzzled. She thought that Zhu Juntang must be inferior to one person and superior to ten thousand people. Usually when she talked about the Nine Provinces Fenglei Sword Sect, she thought It seems that the position of deputy sect leader is easily available, and he is ready to ride on Liu Changan's head and dominate him.

"When I join the party, I will be a saint. Didn't you see that Yan Qingcheng has already written the application form for me?" Zhu Juntang was a little embarrassed and emphasized loudly, "From the time I entered the party to now, it can be said that I have been promoted continuously. The third level can be said to be three ups and downs. From an ordinary gang member to an intern gang member, he was fired again, he joined again and was promoted to a saint protector, and then to a protector... Hey, old man, I have become a protector. Don’t forget!”

As Zhu Juntang said, she almost forgot that because her status was too noble, she often didn't care about titles and titles. Who knew she was almost demoted by Liu Changan again.

"It's nothing." Liu Changan shook his head, "That time, a wild boar crashed into Su Nanxiu's old Rolls-Royce Phantom. I took the wild boar away and she asked me to compensate. You help clean up the aftermath and ask to be promoted to Jiuzhou. Saint Protector of Fenglei Sword Sect, I just called you Bamboo Protector, but you are still just Saint Protector." (Chapter 262 of Volume 3)

"Is that so?" Zhu Juntang couldn't remember clearly. It seemed that before that, she was just a fat sheep?

"I say yes, and no." Liu Changan had to let her understand that it was still him who had the final say on the Nine Provinces Fenglei Sword Sect.

Zhu Juntang was a little disapprovingly frustrated. It didn't matter. Which of the big bosses in the past dynasties who finally reached the top didn't have the experience of climbing up from the bottom?

This is the qualification that can truly make her reach the top. Some so-called outstanding talents appear to have a high position as soon as they are recruited, but they often end here in their lifetime.

"Let's go to class. If you skip class, you will both be expelled."

"Wait a minute, I have a few words with the new protector." Zhu Juntang poked Liu Changan away with his finger.

Liu Changan also didn't believe that he sent her away just to escape. He walked toward the classroom with a strong confidence that dominated everything.

"I can't tell, you still kneel down and beg for this trick!" Zhu Juntang giggled at Bai Hui.

Bai Hui thought that Zhu Juntang was skipping class again, so she was shot while lying down. She was expelled immediately after struggling to join. That simply created the shortest joining history in the sect, right?

"I also had an idea. After all, you told me before that Liu Changan only resorted to this trick. If you want him to take the initiative to consider and understand girls, and arrange everything without anyone saying anything like a licking dog, that's not possible. It's possible." Bai Hui was slightly proud, feeling that significant progress had been made and that the corner had been taken away... nothing.

"You've been like this for a long time! If you've been like this for a long time, there might be a gestational sac bleating in your belly." Zhu Juntang couldn't help but sigh.

"What are you talking about? I'm just...I'm just doing this to join the Jiuzhou Fenglei Sword Sect, not to get along with him. There are completely different differences between here and there, do you understand?" Bai Hui hurriedly explained clearly. , lest Zhu Juntang think that she is ready to stick out her tongue and lick randomly.

"It's really rotten wood that cannot be carved. Do you know the meaning of this proverb? It means that you have outdated ideas and will never get his carving. You still want a gestational sac?" Zhu Juntang hit Bai Fen several times and got out of the car. , it seems that for Bai Hui to give birth to a little grasshopper Liu, and let the little grasshopper Liu bleat behind his butt, Bai Hui needs to be carefully trained.

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Have you ever thought that the synonym for abandoning one's roots and chasing the last is "carrying a boat in search of a sword"? Just bleat and be honest.

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