I'm really immortal

Liu Changan took Zhu Juntang and Zhou Dongdong upstairs to wash their hands. After helping Zhou Dongdong wash his hands, he wiped them with a towel, and then poked Zhou Dongdong's nostrils with his little finger.

Zhou Dongdong was poked so hard that he stepped back again and again. After yelling "Ouch", he promised Brother Changan that he would never play with booger balls again.

Because she felt that Brother Chang'an poked her nostrils to warn her that always picking her nostrils would make them very big. At that time, Brother Chang'an would use two fingers to hook her nostrils and pull her away. Lifted or dragged around.

Thinking about it felt scary, so Zhou Dongdong sniffed, a little happy that he understood this truth, it must be because he has grown up a little bit.

Zhu Juntang also jumped up and down with his hands raised to attract his attention, waiting for Liu Changan to come and wipe his hands, but he did not receive such treatment. After he wiped Zhou Dongdong's hands, he walked out of the kitchen. Zhu Juntang was angry. He rushed over and wiped all the water on his back on his back.

"Damn old man, why don't you wipe my hands for me? Am I not your baby anymore?" Zhu Juntang said angrily. It seems that he wants to invent a tool to remind him all the time that Zhu Juntang is his most important person. Only my beloved baby will do.

For example, give him an alarm clock. The alarm clock every morning is "咩~~咩咩咩咩咩~~~Get up quickly, I will appear in front of your baby in five minutes."

No, Liu Changan doesn't know how to use an alarm clock. He would even throw the lamb out of the window. If the alarm clock makes him tired, he might just throw it away.

By the way, you can make a mobile APP and install it on his phone, and it is the type that has the highest permissions and cannot be deleted no matter what.

As long as he uses his mobile phone, from time to time a lamb will crawl out from the edge of the screen with its head peeping out, and from time to time it will make a bleating sound, or some "bleating quotes" will appear in the notification bar.

Thinking of this, Zhu Juntang suddenly felt that she was brave and mighty. Only she could come up with such a clever plan. In the long run, Liu Changan would not be brainwashed and become a walking zombie who thinks about her and loves her all the time? There are no other daughters who are green, tea-like, well-behaved, who can and cannot sleep in her eyes.

"Hahaha... I'm such a genius." Zhu Juntang put his hands on his hips and laughed. Then he immediately sent his request to Jin Xiaomei, letting her know that this was the highest priority order at present, and it was basically a relationship. To the point where the existence of the earth is as important as its destruction, it must be done as soon as possible.

Liu Changan ignored her, let alone thinking that one minute she was trying to punch and kick him, and the next minute she was enjoying herself.

He felt that Zhou Shuling had tried too hard to lose weight recently, especially when she was with Li Hongfang. It was probably because Zhou Shuling had seen An Nuan a few times recently and was envious of An Nuan's girlish and perfect figure, so she was there again Secretly vowed to work hard to become like An Nuan.

Women are always like this. Sometimes they are proud of their figure, and sometimes they feel that they can be improved everywhere, especially after seeing the person they envy.

As an ordinary man, Liu Changan has an ordinary aesthetic appreciation of female figures. As long as they look good, they can be plump, plump, light, delicate, slender, or full of desires.

Zhou Shuling just doesn't understand that her biggest attraction to men like All-Stars and Michael Gaoming is her sense of a virtuous and gentle young woman. If she has to rely on other people's sense of girliness, she will lose her true nature.

Considering that he wanted her to be a stupid little mother in peace, Liu Changan planned to cook tonight and use a sumptuous meal of high-fat, high-protein and high-cholesterol food to make her lose all her previous efforts.

So Liu Changan called Zhou Shuling: "I will cook tonight and come back for dinner later."

After hanging up the phone, Liu Changan walked into the kitchen, followed by Zhu Juntang.

It's really annoying, like a little tail.

"How about I call mom over for dinner?" Zhu Juntang suddenly had an idea.

As the steadfast general and leader of the Bamboo family in the old man's harem, she must do something to prove her ability and importance, lest Mrs. Zhusan be tempted to try to break away from Zhujuntang's guidance and make her own decisions.

Every time Mrs. Zhusan makes her own decisions, it makes Zhujuntang feel a sense of crisis. This woman likes to be self-righteous. Even if she was once relegated to the cold palace and became an Antarctic, she never regrets it. From time to time, she will question Zhujuntang like standing on the roof pouring water. wise arrangement.

Eating in such a shabby little room can enhance the family atmosphere, which is similar to going to an amusement park together.

Thinking like this, before Liu Changan agreed, Zhu Juntang had already imitated Shangguan Dandan and walked around, nodding and praising himself for his wisdom and martial prowess.

"Is she used to eating?" In this ordinary nineteen years of life, Mrs. Zhusan was the most pompous woman Liu Changan had ever seen, surpassing Zhu Juntang.

"If you are willing to take one mouthful and feed it to her, she will be willing to eat even pig feed." Zhu Juntang said with great certainty. She has an insight into people's hearts and knows the Antarctic people's mentality well.

"Do you believe that I will feed you pig feed later?" Liu Changan said angrily. Zhu Juntang did not care about brazenly arranging her mother. She was also keen on scolding Liu Changan in secret. She just wanted to say let go. Liu Changan and Su Mei eat pig feed together.

"You treat me like a baby, chew me up and then feed me mouth to mouth, right?" Zhu Juntang said delicately, then imagined the scene and felt a little disgusted, and immediately frowned, "No - I'm like this Fairy baby, I can’t be tainted by your saliva, you’d better feed my mother!”

After saying that, Zhu Juntang was a little worried that Liu Changan would pick up something and stuff it into her mouth. He quickly ran out of the kitchen with his hands behind his back. When he got out of the door, he straightened his arms, raised his palms, and fled quickly.

She didn't escape too far, she just ran to the balcony.

This is because most parents beat their children like this. They hit the child casually within his reach, but when he runs far away, he is too lazy to catch up and beat the child.

This is the truth that Zhu Juntang came to by observing Zhou Shuling beating Zhou Dongdong. It is basically on the same level as the theories invented by Newton and Einstein.

Liu Changan took a carrot and followed her to the kitchen door. Seeing that she had already escaped, he didn't bother to waste time. If she ran slower, he would have to throw the carrot into her mouth.

Zhu Juntang stood on the balcony without a fence and called his mother. As expected, the Antarctic man nodded in agreement after asking about the time.

"It's all in my plan." Zhu Juntang Yangyang was proud. He suddenly remembered that he came to see Liu Changan last year. He was sitting here demolishing the bricks of the balcony fence. Zhu Juntang even slipped and fell from the upstairs. Fortunately, he grabbed his feet and lifted him up. Otherwise, he would have hit his head and might have lost one percent... no, one percent in a hundred million of his intelligence. He would not be able to become the Zhuge Bieba holding the spider like he is now.

"Sister Xiaotang, can your mother have three bowls of rice?" Zhou Dongdong sat on the leather deer next to him and ate. He always felt that he had just washed his hands. If he didn't take the opportunity to grab something to eat, he would be sorry for the cleanliness. little hands.

If it’s not about hygiene when eating, why do we need to wash our hands? Zhou Dongdong, like sister Dandan, likes to touch everywhere, and his hands will always get dirty quickly.

"No." Zhu Juntang frowned. In Liu Changan's eyes, her mother was just like her, a waste who only ate one bowl of rice a meal.

"Then let your mother eat three bowls of rice. Brother Chang'an doesn't like people who eat less. If she eats a lot, brother Chang'an will call her to come for dinner next time." Zhou Dongdong finished a piece of durian. Layer, he said while licking his fingers.

Zhu Juntang couldn't help but feel like someone was trying to fill in the gaps. It seemed that even Zhuge Mie, who was holding the spider like himself, couldn't do the perfect calculation.

If you are a man, you will naturally have the perfect eyes, but as a woman, you will have the perfect scripture... Hahaha, Zhu Juntang thought about it and suddenly laughed.

As for Dongdong, she is worthy of being a saint. She can temporarily overpower Zhujuntang, so she should not be underestimated.

Zhu Juntang took out his mobile phone and sent a text message to his mother, asking her to drink less water and eat less later, and eat more when she comes to eat. At that time, Zhu Juntang will act like an anorexic baby and ask Liu Changan to feed her, and at the same time set off her mother It feels very delicious, which not only enhances the family atmosphere, but also adds sparkle to the image of the mother.

Well, at such a young age, I have already shouldered the arduous task of maintaining the family. This is probably what the ancients said about the generals of heaven - forget it, it's too long and I don't want to say such a long story.

At this time, Shangguan Dandan finished looking through Zhou Dongdong's primary school student homework. Feeling a little dizzy and uncomfortable, he staggered upstairs with his skirt in hand.

As soon as he entered the door, he heard movement in the kitchen. Shangguan Dandan knew that Zhou Shuling had not come back yet, so there was no doubt that Liu Changan was in the kitchen at this moment.

The kitchen where Liu Changan was present was basically a dangerous place like the Void Forbidden Zone in the novels Shangguan Dandan read.

Shangguan Dandan is not an old Yuanying monster, nor is she a great cultivator of the God Transformation. She is just a weak little girl who has no strength and knows nothing. She simply does not dare to break into such a forbidden area. She quickly leans against the wall and tries to stay away from the kitchen. , walked to Zhu Juntang.

"Xiaotang, let's go out to play for a while first, go shopping in supermarkets, snack shops, snack streets and other places, and then come back after dinner." Shangguan Dandan tilted his head and thought for a while, it would be better to teleport away from the forbidden area.

"Where are you going to play?" Zhou Dongdong quickly grabbed Pi Xiaolu's horns and kicked his feet closer to Sister Xiaotang and Dandan.

"Okay, we are the kind of children who usually don't obey at all and have to play outside until we get hungry before going home." Zhu Juntang nodded and snapped his fingers.

The bread people quickly flew Zhu Juntang's favorite low-altitude aircraft by remote control outside the balcony. Zhu Juntang jumped up with Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong... Because Dan was there, Zhu Juntang did not ask for a helicopter to be there. There are three people tied with ropes in the sky.

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Happy Dragon Boat Festival everyone, here’s an extra chapter.